Alex🦭🦍Kobel and Schlotterbeck saved my life
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0/4 is crazy
- Emre Mor, 19-years old
- Ousmane Dembélé, 19-years old
- Julian Weigl, 21-years old
- Alexander Isak, 17-years old
The future of Bayern 👏
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This isn't Fullkrug
📸 - The best striker in the world during the National anthem.
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They have a combined 2 ga this szn
Mark my words: Adeyemi & Malen will COOK next season, 60 G/A loading. ⏳
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He's gonna be in for a shock when he sees Emre Can at Wembley
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He got knocked out by Edin Terzic with a team worth 1 billion uno
Props to Luis Enrique for winning 3/4 Titles and reaching the UCL Semi Final all in his First season
Cant wait for his second Season 😈
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Can't blame him
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Keep cooking David James🗣🔥
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Niklas Fullkrug and Emre Can
🚨 Erik Ten Hag wants to sign a striker and a top midfielder this summer.
(Source:
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No Guerreiro trophy pictures
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gotta be happy for the guy man bro was in the slums of the championship and chelsea's bench now he's in a ucl semifinal
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It's over for football when Mbappe joins Madrid ffs
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Poor guy is never coming back
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He may not most tactically gifted, or the best man manager, or the most experienced, or the most strategic, or the most consistent
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Schlotti pass to Duranville
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They've been rebuilding since 2013 btw
Donyell Malen can leave Borussia Dortmund in the summer for a transfer fee of between 40 and 50 million euros. This is because the club needs money for a squad re-build in the summer, which is inevitable.
🗞
@SPORTBILD
#BVB
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My lineup vs the mighty Augsburg
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THE SEASON IS OVER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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life was good back then
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Bro is gonna jinx a Schlotterbeck howler vs Psg into reality
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bestfriEND.
boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
it all ends.
you know what doesn’t end?
Ian Maatsen
Like if u cried
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They only get angry when we're playing good😭 never be like this when we're losing 4-0 to Bayern
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8% is generous
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HILARIOUS FOOTBALLER MAN😭😭😭😭😭
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Club beats a club after not beating them in 10 years and the players celebrated by taking pictures
No FOOKIN WAY!!!
They beat us once in 10 years in Munich and do a whole photoshooting. What a small club
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NICO SCHULZ WOKE UP FEELING DANGEROUS TODAY🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🌟💫💫💫💫
90 mins
0 goals
0 assists
0 chances created
0 key passes
9 possessions lost
1 shot
1 interception
1 tackle
44 touches
0/2 accurate long balls
0% tackles won
1 dribble past
Was afraid of the ball🔥🔥🔥
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🧵 Maximilian Beier's first interview with BVB.
"What are your goals with BVB?"
Beier: "I want to win titles."
"That simple?"
Beier: "Yes."
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He only uses Moukoko when his ass is in trouble
so toxic
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28.8% chance 71.2% faith
To win the Champions League:
🇪🇸 Real Madrid - 71.2%
🇩🇪 Borussia Dortmund - 28.8%
(% per
@EuroClubIndex
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Remember when these two downgraded to Borussia😂💛❤️
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We’re sorry if you are a defender and had to face them ⚡️🤷🏻♂️
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Putting Sancho over Kobel as our star player
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Bro forgot his password
Couldn’t wish for a better start, 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 this award! Thanks for all the support 🫶🏽.
@BVB
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😭😭😭
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Sahin just broke all his bones
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Can't beat the mighty Edin Terzic tho
Bayer Leverkusen, 2023/24:
• 40 games played
• 0 games lost
• 115 goals scored
• 13 points clear on top of the Bundesliga
• Europa League Quarter Finalists
• DFB Pokal Finalists
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Sancho,Schlotterbeck and Kobel on this team
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13.9% chance 86.1% faith
To win the Champions League:
🇪🇸 Real Madrid - 45.6%
🇫🇷 PSG - 22.2%
🇩🇪 Bayern Munich - 18.3%
🇩🇪 Borussia Dortmund - 13.9%
(% per
@EuroClubIndex
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Announce Guirassy Anton and Cherki
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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If only Immobile took that pen on 27/05/23
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*Benchboy
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@ prem clubs you seeing this
70 million
GOOOOAAALL DONYELL MALEN !!!!!!!!!!!! 4-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL ASSIST REIJNDERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mfs be like against the "mighty PSV" then finish behind Copenhagen and Galatasaray in their group
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no one getting 11 hmm
Borussia Dortmund have signed German international Maximilian Beier on a 5-year deal! ✍️
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What the keeper supposed to do there exactly
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Dortmund whenever the month of May comes
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Imagine he lost the ball there😭
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Guess we did an entire documentary on beating Werder Bremen aswell
filming a whole documentary after a league win... shameless institution
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Look at my roadrunner tripping over himself💔💔💔
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Hope you get relegated on the final day ngl
Herzlichen Glückwunsch an
@bayer04fussball
zur überragenden Saison und verdienten Meisterschaft! 🤝 Richtig stark!
Und lieben Dank für Nadiem! 🤗
#Mainz05
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we went from Reus and Lewandowski to "Malen and Fullkrug" ffs
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100% ending up like Dembele but we ball
Borussia Dortmund is making progress in negotiations with Rayan Cherki regarding personal terms. The player is being offered a long-term contract and is open to a transfer. Nuri Sahin and the club want the player - no agreement with Lyon yet.
🗞
@FabrizioRomano
#BVB
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Serhou Guirassy will earn 9 million euros per year at Borussia Dortmund. The striker could be on the pitch for the first training session on Thursday.
🗞
@berger_pj
,
@Sky_Jesco
#BVB
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5% chance 95% faith
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Leverkusen vs Atalanta highlights
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How can one hate this guy bruh
🇩🇪🍻 MARCO REUS GIVES FREE BEER TO DORTMUND FANS! 😎
He left a note on the bar in the stands, which says: "Thank you for everything! The farewell beer is on me. Your Marco." (Ruhr24)
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We're gonna add another ucl final loss to this ffs💔💔
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This is why Watjen has to stay in school
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Why did he have Lukaku's first touch man💔💔
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Carried us to topping the group of death and quarters
He's the best itw fr fr
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when Reus leaves as a free agent we're gonna have Emre Can as our poster boy lmfao
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should've been sacked on the 27th of May 2023
Honest thoughts on Edin Terzic following recent news?
Should he be sacked now, or replaced in the summer? Or should he stay?
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Reality next szn
Just end it early
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