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Cannot be overstated how evil it is to make a song called "women's world" with the music video echoing back to 40s WWII era egalitarianism (not feminism) on a song produced by a monstrous rapist after your past attempt to do a feminism flopped so hard it created the term "flop".
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Since apparently this blew up and the least important part of the tweet is what causing everyone to melt down.
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@twoheadedty
When did people decide that gay men and lesbians are completely different species that should never intermix
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@murderxbryan
Ngl mixed up what type of cruise you were talking about and was trying to imagine a poly woman against anonymous hookups in the name of communism.
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@real_cultleader
2010s nostalgia was a mistake since 1. It just happened and 2. People have convinced themselves that Katy Perry is a good artist and someone worth defending and rooting for.
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@falchionfemme
Why was the *ceiling* shaking. Maybe the reason her ex was crying was she thought the room was about to cave in.
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@fishh333
@ctrlxrowe
The popularization of flop as a failure of an album/song on stan twitter. Obviously flop already existed but arguably before Witness it wasn't used as the default term for failure by Twitter stans.
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so i'm calling all u ppl to donate whatever you feel comfortable with to the nonprofit!!! if sasha made you smile even once, pls consider donating :3
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@fishh333
@ctrlxrowe
Yes obviously I wrote that in under a minute for maybe 7 people ro see who would all assume I meant popularization. If you want an apology for getting the etymology of the Twitter Stan usage of flop wrong then I guess I'm sorry it's poorly worded lmao.
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@paynushurts
I did not realize that was a baby controller (hilarious) until i checked the comments i thought he was hiding being diabetic
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@SiliconeAndBone
I also have a perfectly fine ass right there if we're gonna play that game.
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@hivemindassoc
Thats so cool and really impressive! I sure hope this managed to buy them time to escape.
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@king26_sk
If there's one thing that woman is going to do is dance and then get her heart broken and then dance away all her fears
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@CutePicsOfUzi
Why do so many people treat Grailed like Instagram and Instagram like Grailed
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@manicpixiedyke_
Trans lesbians can do whatever they want including and especially scissoring.
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@CatgirlAnarcho
Friend wanted to change her name and while she didn't know it was based off my dead name. Lucky for me I was able to convince her to not pick that name since my dead name is an AWFUL name and my parents should be ashamed they gave it to an innocent baby.
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@ohcrapohno
"I dont work enough I'm so bored" Use the unbelievably large amount of money you have to get a HOBBY. Use you're free time to volunteer or something so you remember what it's like to struggle.
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@awawawhoami
Ngl I dont play Pokémon and only heard people refer to springatito as the Weed Cat so when I saw this I thought Sprigatito's name was Bingle.
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Can't think of a more twitter thing than just assuming the stupid bitch woman is overreacting and the precious man is right.
bro had an opinion you didnt like
and people are acting like he assaulted her lol.
also cant imagine ruining a close life long friendship like this.
we dont get to know what he said which leads me to believe it wasnt that bad and they are over reacting. tbh
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@kimchicel
Autism is such baby shit why am I as an adult having to have like 3 small plates so nothing touches.
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Men are dogs. Girls are dogs. Non binary pups are dogs. We're all dogs. Woof.
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At what point does it just become normal homophobia and pearl clutching at feminine men existing
You’re not a “brat”
You’re a 37 year old man with a receding hairline and Peter Pan syndrome surviving on peach ice vapes and dreams of a youth that slipped away.
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@princefujoshi
When they use the stick thing to cut the sides perfectly straight, I totally get Bi Woman's Cishet Boyfriend.
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@FenixAmmunition
@CerberusXt
Yes, Republicans thinking calling a woman childless and unmarried is supposed to be insulting is why women vote democrat.
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@Valkyrie_Fleur
@bad2sentence
What you do is easy, revive until a family member finds the paperwork
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Anyone who types "why is no one hating" or any thing else that normalizes being rude as fuck for no reason online deserves to have their keyboard/phone explode. Fingers clean off 3rd degree burns in the airway.
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It's actually a genuine problem how angry everyone is on social media and how quick they are to lash out at complete strangers for no reason.
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@kimchicel
Everything that I hear about Korea gender wise is genuinely so horrifying. Wish the best for women and feminists from there since i remember one artists being kicked from a game for just being a feminist a while back
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Death would be preferable to a life where you cant eat box.
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@NeeedlesEye
Wokeness (talking to a woman and hearing from people different from yourself and growing and changing) has won again.
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Everyone on the left is a woman.
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"You can kill yourself later" always made me feel better than some "you need to live because uhhhh some ransom internet user who doesn't know you pretends to care about the vague non specific You"
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Maybe letting the British feel happiness for 2 times in their lives would fix a lot of things over there.
A cocaine haul – so large that it could supply every man, woman and child in Britain twice – has been seized in Southampton
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@blizzy_mcguire
It's crazy they don't have an instrument or a plastic tube for the fingering part. What other surgery includes getting finger banged by the surgeon.
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@enigmatikkkk
Tboy is fine, that person is just looking for something to get mad at. If a specific trans man doesn't like being referred to as a tboy then yea that's different but as a group there's nothing wrong with tboy, especially from other trans people.
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@arlecchinofeet
I didn't know it was possible to misunderstand such obvious jokes like this. Your mind is going to be blown when you find out about satire and hyperbole.
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Why do you even gain having a dog that's constantly mid pushup.
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@kibbleblitz
Need OP te explain to me how someone whos on testosterone, has had top surgery/binds, presents masculinly, attempts to pass as male, uses he/him and masculine terms but has ftm in bio is different from all of that but with transmasc in bio in a way that isn't purely self ID
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@Falkion2040
I actually cant think of a worse thing to do to someone who's boymoding than asking for her pronouns.
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A lot of people have found out they can be as misogynistic as they want if they just put bisexual in front of woman.
Bisexual women when they have to insult lesbians and trans women after they just finally got done spending hours beating and screaming homophobic slurs at their significant other
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Getting those dog buttons things but the only two buttons are "im gonna kill myself" and "I need a chubby boy expeditiously ".
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Any tweet that starts with "my maid" should activate a feature where you have to give $5 to everyone who likes your tweet.
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@ch0colope
I dont want to be talked to. Why would anyone want to be talked to. This isn't even just a "don't want to look creepy" thing this is a "don't want to be a dick who keeps making you engage in annoying small talk at the bus" thing.
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@Sinister_Sophia
When did twitter anarchists become such squares. It's probably easier to find diy T, they don't even call it dit T it's just test.
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I'm dumb as hell I've been speaking Spanish 16 years and I'm looking at this tweet like
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This is crazy since tumblr already tried this with Doe/Stag and everyone forgot in Luke 4 years bc it's dumb and bisexual can obviously use butch/fem
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@PanderShirts
Everything has to be so polished and professional. She's green with her ass out while singing said ass off, can we please stop expecting unclockable perfection.
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they’re smolbeanifying an attempted assassin because he’s not a poc 😭
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@kimchicel
I cannot take the "please post you conforming to gender norms to dunk on the homos" threads seriously.
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It's always cis women who can't be normal about their ftm partners.
“Trans masc merch” as if your bf being trans is a form of fuckin media for you to consume
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@GhostieLunar
@AnxiousSquidler
It's kind of crazy that people think a position is "bad" before they even know what the position is. Probably a really really bad thing actually
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@An_Aria_Blooms
Genuinely so heartbreaking everytime it happens. You shouldn't even entertain a guy if he is not actively supportive in your transition and masculinity and wants you to be more masculine since 9 times out of 10 hell try to detrans you.
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@prussiagirl
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@photomatt
I cannot imagine being mad at the url burgerfootjob. Burgerfootjob.
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Solidarity with the pig.
OMGG😭🤬 I ordered myself a happy meal and some fat ass pig just took my shit. Door dash didn’t refund my shit back either.😭😭😭
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To my fellow ΔΘ: we cannot all be dogs. Some of you have to be Mola Mola Fish.
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@uncle_authority
Sick of people pretending like the vast majority of Spanish someone living in America will speak isn't a Mexican dialect, maybe Puerto Rico depending where you live. It's much more useful to teach that over lispy vosotros.
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If Cruella DeVil was 20 years younger puppygirl twitter would lose their minds over someone making them into a coat.
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@WyattPuppers
Seeing Sosa is dangerous since I get the overwhelming need to cord my toy poodle (I cannot do the upkeep on that and my family certainly cant)
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@connerxscout
He's not wrong about carwashes though. Not enough people get excited about being a tube full of colors and soap and floppy things.
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@hausofdecline
Love the implication that Kevin is completely naked except for socks and shoes. Such a small yet hilarious detail
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People have tried to describe everyone's transness, everyone's "metaphore" so to speak and every attempt has failed. Every trans persons relationship to their gender is unique and it's impossible to find a way to describe gender that everyone agrees with.
I'm speaking only for myself, but I've never really gotten behind the "I was always a girl" perspective. I think someone struggling doesn't feel much better when told "but you've always been a girl!"
That's what transition is, to bridge that difference and overcome it
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@persecutedgame1
Cannot be overstated just how much of a giant fucking loser you have to be to commit a mass shooting.
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I didn't read the caption so I thought they were proposing a threesome/polyamory. And I will vote for any party that garuntees bisexual polyamorous domination
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I hate Rathbone I curse him with spider spiders spiders spiders 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷 but just because you work at a private school doesn't mean you're rich or not working class lmao. You are still a worker and I doubt they're paying music teachers much.
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@hel3naheartbeat
@mierexic
And I'm assuming you're paying for the laser treatment, inventing some magical gel that doesn't make it burn like hell, paying for transportation and making the appointments?
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Maybe I'm a bad leftist or whatever but I can't think of a social program that worked better than mass public education. You are reading this tweet. Do you actually think your parents had the time and skill to teach you to do that?
@JohnWakefieId
As opposed to the neutered public school system that allows the same thing to happen in classes and parents who do the same. This is a bad faith argument. You're taking the worse example of homeschooling and ignoring the worst of public schools.
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If you are threatened by your kid answering mental health questions without your involvement, you are the reason why kids have to answer mental health screenings without you in the room.
I took my daughter to her yearly physical today (she’s still a minor) and the cheery nurse told her she will need a urine sample and oh since she’s over 15 they will need to get her cell phone number so they can call with any results and handed her the laptop to type it in. I
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@pbandjdhd
Im just so confused on how you read that and got "you shouldn't complain about lack of access to pads". Just that there's a reason why condoms are free (and at least in my life, everywhere where condoms are free, so are pads)
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Keep in mind the only transgender school shooter was a trans man lmao
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It's almost impressive how white people can still figure out how to be racist to white people.
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@tyabelxx
@tizemtmarxism
Well yes, most radical feminists who believe that sex work is paid rape are also anti-capitalists, its just that sex work includes rape on top of the normal coercion of capitalism and is uniquely abusive that way.
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White western Japanese nationalists will always be funny but when will they come up with one that isn't a full blown pedophile.
In the latest example of gender ideology infecting Japan, children are no longer required to wear swimsuits & pushing children to wear unisex swimwear.
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While Christians dominate popular culture, morality, and every legal protection in the US, gay people online are mean about me having Crusader in my username so is it really worth it?
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Women do prefer to not have kids that's why every few months people freak out over how low the birthrate are in countries where women have even basic human rights.
@ulxma
Pregnancy complications are exceptions, not the rule anyway.
Women are very risk averse. If there was so much death today from childbirth, women would prefer not to even have kids.
Child delivery today is safer than it has ever been.
Just 8% of pregnancies in the world
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I hate hate HATE when doctors ask "well how long are you gonna be on injections for" because they know I'm gonna say "the rest of my life" so they can make me feel like a drugged up freak
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I don't get how you get this far in your career and not realize that gay guys making parodies of your album covers and photoshoots is the greatest compliment you can get.
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@MsUngovernable
Misogyny runs so deep that even when women try to decenter men the main target of their hatred is other women
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If you have an actually working farm or herding dog and you have to get ears cropped so they don't get dragged or grabbed by predators that makes sense, but I fully belive cropping/docking just to fit "breed standard" is abuse and the AKC should matter way less than it does.
Dog breeds cropped/docked vs natural- a thread
*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY AND IS ONLY TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT BREEDS COMMONLY GET THESE PROCEDURES*
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