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@collaterral_MAX
@KorSSB
@Logist_Linguist
@waxinggibbous72
I mean moving hundreds upon hundreds of tons of bedrock just to get one dead body doesn’t seem worth it at all lol
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@UsingCigarette
Oh hey that’s right beside my hometown. I can confirm most normal people in that area had basically never even heard of Reddit around this time, so take that as you will lmfao
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@sameervd
@FilmPatton
@sdw
@aaronmfisher
This is just patently untrue. In no way has the iPad replaced the laptop, I do not know a single person where that is the case for their household
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@hourly_shitpost
Idk how accurate this is, but I believe cleaning fruit legit makes your immune system worse, since you’re almost certainly not going to get sick but any bad bacteria that DOES exist will just train your immune system to better fight it when it’s a legit threat
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@fervxvdo
@OnPointMMA
If you mean men’s featherweight then what the fuck lmao, it’s top 3, top 4 at a MINIMUM
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@KvotheTheArcane
@ArmyStrang
@SUPPORT5THGEN
Mate, if Hamas had anywhere near this kind of explosive, Israel simply would no longer exist.
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@ram_s_27
@upzone_CA
I mean tbf school should be about paying attention to the material in the classes, and smartphone availability objectively detracts from that.
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@Michael_Aquin0
@KickpunchP
I mean yeah lmao, Ubereem was objectively MUCH different than how he would’ve looked without steroids
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@mxnni03
@JackSlackMMA
Ah yes, why watch Kyoji Horiguchi when I could watch fucking Brad Katona this weekend, you’re so right
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@Klatt2Loui98183
@NatsSquid
How is she right tho? There are speed limits of 130 kph in Australia so it’s not inconceivable that one would drive 8kph faster lmao
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@mutantkaiju541
@hottakergeneral
@NastrondScourge
Quite literally have no idea about what’s in this book, but saying “hey this guy who wrote that thing also wrote something wrong” doesn’t prove the original thing wrong
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@DatAngryGamer
@muxsin2003
Gonna exclusively hit knuckleballs and have them not count for a touch
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@bombsfall
Honestly as someone with a distinct tattoo that people compliment several times a day, I feel him on this. I have like four sentences that I say every time and if someone didn’t follow the exact script at some point, i would sound insane lmao
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@techbropicasso
@CEOofLefties
@JLibriincogniti
You can disagree with the subject matter of the material while still thinking that it’s challenging and mentally taxing to get through, that should be pretty common actually
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@LeftHookLarry03
I like Izzy a lot, and I’m not remotely from the same country. Sometimes ya just like a guy! Not that hard to understand tbh
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@TeaKheel
@booritoboo
@SeanWel33239440
@JaxBladeFitness
Omni man is not a person, he is a fictional character, hope this clears things up
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@ArtButSports
@fermelda_hyde
@Ben__it
People keep doubting you even after you did this live, greatness truly is under appreciated in its time
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@tautologer
@Czambul
@tobinjstone
@CNLiberalism
Yeah damn we have the best athletes, best population, AND the best economy?
Why do we even compete, just give us the top prize by default and then the lesser countries can all vie for second place
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@Grabaka_Hitman
The man fought the UFC and won, then fought Fury and almost won. Truly one of the most incredible people in the sport’s history
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@willystaley
You should chill then, it’s a purely vibes-based enterprise and that’s fine. You’re still able to appreciate the art by just not looking at it in this context
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@AdrianCovert
@stan_okl
Anybody in Germany and most of Scandinavia is deathly allergic to social interaction with strangers.
They get out all of their socialization at once every six months by getting pissed on at Berghain
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@REliadisX
@IawIietkm
@GreGor_2424
@Dexerto
@verge
Imagine bragging about someone else’s net worth lmfao
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@jalonaz
@microgoeswild
@HowlingHyacinth
Somebody needs to tell my lil guys that they should be a risk to my safety because all they do is lay around and fail at catching flies.
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@iam4foot10
Objectively a hilarious bit to quote tweet any Jared Gilman thing with this, regardless of whether or not it’s about Moonrise Kingdom
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@BullshitMma
When he said “I’m very comfortable in my sexuality, look at my girl” while dating an absolute stunner, I gained so much more respect lmao
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@justin_case069
@elaifresh
@gardenialover_
How is that part not obvious lmao. It represents the hours in which there is daylight
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@l_juddy
@EvLomm
@yippi3kiyay
@mollyhannahm
Voter fatigue will never not upset me. Embiid was stellar, but Jokic was simply better last season.
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@GermanSuplexPod
@Grabaka_Hitman
99% sure that’s absolute bullshit. Even their Instagram page gets like 100 likes per post
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@krave_kombat040
@AjDuxche
So Michael Morales shouldn’t have gotten a bonus either? Be fr here
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@svmichanco
@BloodyElbow
Spoken like someone who’s never sparred. It’s VERY common to say “hey my knee feels weird can you avoid it plz” or something. And you have to be a real asshole to still attack that knowing you might fuck your partner up
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@Jorge13596475
@KvotheTheArcane
@ArmyStrang
@SUPPORT5THGEN
Palestine literally has no rockets capable of this kind of explosion, even with a fuckup somewhere, that is my point.
The SIX day war is completely irrelevant lmfao
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@p4n1cp4n1cp4n1c
@JoeKassabian
Again, literally if Hamas had this kind of explosive then why the fuck haven’t they used it before blowing themselves up lmao.
Occam’s razor. Simplest solution (Israel doing what they always do, only worse) is generally correct
No mental gymnastics necessary
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@KimuraTempura
Jake shields always looks like a slightly mentally challenged child, it’s impressive that his politics match it
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@hunk_mike
@MMAUNCENSORED1
@WillHarrisAOAF
@Leon_edwardsmma
@ColbyCovMMA
The years of Usman and Izzy both fighting nonstop were a very fun time, felt like we always had an exciting championship fight every month
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@revdefeat
@kiranfatimaopal
Everyone always thinks they’d be the intellectuals in some far off post-revolution society, how funny
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@MehdiBetata
@obama_bin_lying
@Earth_peop
@MiloCatArt
This is an insane thread, I’ve never seen someone hold such ideologically inconsistent viewpoints, it’s kinda fascinating the hoops he has to jump through
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@rolyhorta
@MMAFighting
Couldn’t finish a guy one weight class down on short notice and then proceeded to gas out and arguably lose the next two rounds 🤷🏻♂️ not impressive tbh
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@JGrffs
@MrN0b0dyN0where
While I agree that this movie looks like shit, it is objectively embarrassing to post your fuckin letterboxd profile as a response, absolute dweeb behavior 😂
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@BenTheBaneDavis
@waltietime
You’re a king, glad to see SOMEONE in this horrid community has morals
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@BiGGReD95
@Ocelot_MMA
100%. I think the logical way to think about it is “who is progressing most towards a finish”. Dominant position doesn’t mean much if you aren’t progressing towards a finish. Slight damage from bottom is still damage, and is therefore getting you closer to finishing the fight
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@stupidandhot
@marlakins22
Lmao how can someone make fun of someone else’s tattoo when they have THAT on their leg
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@BenTheBaneDavis
Did the math on what the combined record was when this photo was taken (April 29, 2011) and found it interesting:
Cain - 9-0
Jones - 13-1
Silva - 30-4
GSP - 21-2
Frankie - 14-1-1
Aldo - 18-1
Cruz - 17-1
122-10-1
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@wiggle_inc
@jaketropolis
@anne_theriault
That’s definitely not true lmfao, where are you getting that
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@MMAFighting
The fuck did Izzy do in the last month to warrant being dropped three spots lmao
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@_BoxlogiK
@nik_sim_mufc
@s4vva
Honestly if someone from the balkans, aka the most hyperspecifically racist place in the world, says it’s not racist, it probably isn’t lmao
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@Super_Sodiq
Didn’t they do a study on this and a full beard can limit the amount of force by like 25%?
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@Grabaka_Hitman
Is this whole sitting champs for certain events thing a normal thing or is it new?? I only started watching a few years ago and idk if I was just lucky with Izzy/Usman being very active champs or what
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@9h6st21
It’s very fun to hear him attempt to go on a tangent before Laura brings up something that’s actually going on in the fight
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@gvizca
@lonestarfriar
That’s how little Padres fans know about October baseball, they’ve never even HEARD of the postseason
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@CrustiestPunk
@corietjohnson
Same, I didn’t think any real humans were named Clint, what the fuck
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@DanteDeGraaf
@ZZischer
@akafacehots
I mean it’s literally just less people lmao, objectively speaking
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@TheCaseForkobe1
@Shane00
The question stands, why would losing in the conference finals or the first round be better than losing in the finals lmfao
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@DovySimuMMA
God damn, I truly had no idea who I wanted Poirier to fight next but that is a stellar idea
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@daintysloth
Two time MVP Nikola Jokic clearly does not enjoy playing basketball, he cares way more about horse racing
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@MMAFighting
@TheAnswerMMA
@DustinPoirier
Man, Dustin is a real one for donating and Themba seems like an all around stud
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@BIueNinja
@BigMarcel24
@leoguimaraesmma
@AlexDragoVolkov
@Malhadinho_UFC
Nah, Volkov tragically doesn’t have the grappling defense of Blaydes so I predict Jailton first round sub
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@Jw95Kieran
@AdamCatterall
29-26 would mean 2 10-8s for Khamzat lmao.
But also, Usman’s strikes had more immediate impact than Khamzat’s grappling so therefore he should’ve won the round, per the rules
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@ChefVolk0
I mean what night is better lmao. Literally ~8 of like the 20 most exciting fighters in the UFC right now
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@Muxika95
@elementgermaniu
@screendead
@Italian347
@AscendedPostcel
@EcompVideo
If the butterfly had a bitter taste then it would already be dead by the time the predator discovered that fact, the goal is to stop predators from attacking at all. Evolution and natural selection have been rigorously studied so it’s naive to think they’re not valid theories.
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