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Pat Mustard Bastard MUFC ATHEIST Can sometimes be seen scratching around Old Trafford “There’s a dwaff on’t bus”

Preston, North West, England
Joined February 2010
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9 years
Hi @WarwickADavis I've got a BMW for sale u may be interested in. 1 owner from new. Perfect for you and the family
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8 months
Did Rashford just say “What the fuck am I doing here” 👀
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4 years
Howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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8 years
@Simon_Rowntree I can corfirm this as I am singing it to him.
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10 years
Fancy totally disregarding Heysel, mocking Munich and then wanting us all to join in your orchestrated Hillsborough grief fest....No thanks
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10 years
" @JosieCOnline : @Bowsy_ Sorry to disappoint, but I'm tighter than a nun xx" Too tight to pay for your own tits right?
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3 years
Lost my fuel card and just found out some pikey has bought £30.01 of fuel with it.
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3 years
Fair play @bashy_mc for getting the gig as the face of @stoneisland
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8 years
A massive well done to @bashy88mc who today raised over £1700 for @DementiaUK . What a guy 👌
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6 years
@sarm0161 Champagne Supernoncer
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8 years
My kid is 11... When I told him Donald trump had won he said "I couldn't give a shite dad. Where's me iPad" ...... Then farted
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8 years
PSG approach Jose to manage them next season. I approached the fittest girl at my school about nailing her. She told me to get to fuck.
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8 years
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10 years
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8 years
Wayne Lineker will be cracking open the celebratory bottle of Rohypnol tonight.
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10 years
I hope Fellaini scores the winner to shut those sarcy cheering twats up.
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6 years
@1967_dxnn MontenegRA more like
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9 years
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11 years
If you're a United fan at the darts and you're singing that Yaya/Kolo chant, I hope you get run over on the way home.
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6 years
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10 years
Nani stopped and asked @AidenBowesMUFC for a picture 👍 http://t.co/t6ZyzAcINW
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9 years
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10 years
RIP Dear Dre 😪 http://t.co/lm5BZOavdq
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7 years
Mourinho has won 3 honours in 1 season. That's the same amount of trophies Klopp has won in 16 years of management.
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7 years
Hi @gmpolice You might want to check this mans hard drive.
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6 years
🔴⚪️⚫️
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8 years
"NEW UNITED WE STAND FANZINE. OUT TODAY" @sarm0161
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10 years
#AskIslamicState Which do you guys prefer. Jaeger bomb, photo bomb or suicide bomb?
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10 years
QPR fans would like just 1 win away from home. Thats not asking (see pic) is it http://t.co/ow5pJSWYXa
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7 years
State of Phil Neville
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10 years
Manchester United.....Boiling piss since 1878
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8 years
Gonna enjoy scranning this... @Nestle @CadburyUK @GalaxyChocolate
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9 years
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8 years
LOL'ing at the the thought of Ryan making his way up to tier 3 desperately needing a shite.... 220 steps to go 🚾. 🏃
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6 years
👇
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8 years
WEMBERLEEEEE WEMBERLEEEEE
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8 years
It's Saturday night and I'm sat here like a bad bad nonce drinking Coca Cola.
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6 years
Bought a Germany shirt before the World Cup and they got knocked and had fajitas for tea tonight now Mexico are out. Makes you think 🤔
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8 years
Liverpool do Munich City do Munich just fucking leave it lads FFSit happens stop playing the fucking victim
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10 years
I think the Juve fans have just about nailed it here regarding Liverpool fans. http://t.co/8jepLO5OLt
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11 years
Just so you Glazer apologists know, it's OUR money that WE ploughed into the club that's paid for Mata, not their money #Leeches
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8 years
Chisora's shorts are straight off the Sports Direct sales aisle.
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10 years
Just seen your Anfield commercial @btsport .You can now get to fuck if you think youre getting another bean out of me you scouse loving fucks
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6 years
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8 years
Socks.. NO.. Undies. NO... Crate of Ale. NO Just this beauty from my boys... Cheers lads @AidenBowesMUFC @RianBowes
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11 years
United kits all round #Reds http://t.co/hmfdfKeNwB
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8 years
Poor decision from Memphis has cost us the win today. The orange juice in a packet with a straw bastard.
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10 years
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10 years
Kids said they havent done this. Must have been ISIS then http://t.co/lmYZyWAc7w
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10 years
"Who are ya" shout the Cambridge fans. You know who we are you smalltime pricks. Thats why youre there.
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11 years
I won't slate Anderson to much cus he genuinely loved being at Utd & loved the fans. He just failed to deliver... Unlike his takeaway driver
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10 years
Just cus i'm a milkman doesnt make it ok for women to make stereotypical remarks about how many kids on the estate are mine #EverdaySexism
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10 years
Its like having to choose who you want to babysit your kids. Saville or Glitter 🙈
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11 years
@howlie71 @MUFCexchange @BilalBam No, but you'll gladly take the money ploughed into your club from someone who worships Mohammed.
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10 years
Thats the halloween decorations up. Time to get the party started. http://t.co/qYIcNSL5wO
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6 years
Separated at birth @bashy88mc
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5 years
Brexit
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10 years
So we're smalltime now cus we celebrated a last minute goal. Seems everything we do boils the piss of the ABU's #United
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8 years
FUCKIN HELL 😂😂😂😂
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8 years
Jamie Vardy has a premiership medal and Gerrard hasn't... LOL
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8 years
HAHAHAHA look at @bazthered7 photo bombing Patrice Evra's Instagram picture.
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7 years
Fuckin soft shit tattoo Cunt.
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3 years
@primevideouk Genuinely the worst film I’ve seen in years. Utter shite.
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9 years
Lemmy last week and Bowie today. If there was any justice it would have been Robbie Williams and Bruno Marrs.
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8 years
Sad news about @bashy88mc popping his clogs at creamfields. You'll never be forgotten mate.
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9 years
Manchester was the centre of the musical universe in the 90's. #Manchester
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8 years
Flukey win there for ManCHEATster United
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8 years
AVAILABLE: Ticket for West Ham tomorrow evening..Will swap for a Wembley ticket plus cash.
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4 years
LeBron Bash 🙄 @bashy_mc
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6 years
Tan hill with a certain Geordie and his da 👀
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11 years
Didnt realise Paul Walker had so many relatives on Twitter #GriefJunkies
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8 years
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8 years
Monday mornings are shite ain't they...
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6 years
What a day yesterday was. Best atmosphere at Wembley for years as well. Loads of top lads out too. What a fuckin club. #MUFC
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8 years
@strebornayr Would you, Ryan 🍆
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7 years
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
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8 years
"That's tragic"
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Magician and entertainer Paul Daniels has been diagnosed with an incurable brain tumour, his family says
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11 years
#askdowning How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?
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9 years
Hey @manutd Got my boys kit off AliExpress for a grand total of £11. Balls to paying £80 off you lot. http://t.co/13YvfPFswg
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10 years
Undertaker 21 Gerrard 0
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7 years
Liverpool fans right now on social media
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9 years
The 90's was THE DECADE. Hard lines to all of you's born too late to experience it.
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8 years
£13 from China. I love far eastern, low paid workers.
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8 years
Government need to sort this shit out
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5 years
@MattJRice @michellemalkin Zombies. Each and everyone of them.
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10 years
Standard premature congratulation #ScousersThat .... Nice bus eh 😂 http://t.co/mtK6MLn6pG
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9 years
People in cinemas who slurp drinks, munch crisp and laugh at utter shit one liners are bigger cunts than Hitler. Utter utter bastards.
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11 years
Utter dogshit but you know what, I'll be there again next week cus that's what supporting your team is all about.
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9 years
Me mam come round earlier on with some stuff she'd bought for me. I'll just leave it at that. http://t.co/LdfymHfIOw
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7 years
JESUS!! 21 FUCKIN YEARS AGO.
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8 years
Tuesdays are shite, ain't they...
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10 years
Oi @EverydaySexism One valentines day I bought my missus a dust pan and brush. It was a long handled one cus she had a bad back #TrueStory
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