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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
11 years
заботы о строительстве являются необоснованными. я построить 3 здания сегодня с голыми руками и стамеской. #sochi2014 #sochi
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
11 years
Здравствуйте, друзья мои. Я с нетерпением жду, чтобы езда на медведя во время церемонии открытия # sochi2014
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
11 years
@nongtsismis @StephenAtHome Все гнева твитов должны быть официально sancitoned по кремля.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
My new credo is: Save Money, Idiot. #wantahouse #alsowantcarparts #arg
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@MrHeavyfoot @Grant_Subaru Woah - I had no idea that pyramid wasn't straight
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@inky_marie ya I was thinking that - maybe if I could get a super cheap rate. Still. Guh #needaraise
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
I think this finally replaces everything I lost rebuilding my camino and e30. Woo! http://t.co/RCrVQDLb
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Inventing a song entitled "If I could clone you" #deskrock
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@dangerbell I loved that show. I remember the one about bowling alley in particular for some reason #probowl
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Man houses are still so expensive. #needaraise
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@sarah_poo What?? Look on kijiji!
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Watching a thing about the NASA Mars fart detector #science #moocows
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
MICROWAVE BREAD OMG I NEED AN IPAD RADIOTRON
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Its popcorn o clock. Or o'popcornhundred in military time. In the uk its half-popcorn #popcorn
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
So if anyone needs a recommendation on whom to NEVER EVER FUCKING HIRE - let me know! #payitforward #MBA
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Victory is mine! I drink from the Keg of Glory, Donna. #awwyeah
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
This http://www.turnkeylinux.org/rails with VirtualBox is awesome. Much easier than what i was doing.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
If I was going to build a new arena I'd build it entirely on a foundation of straw men. Those guys are strong as fuck.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
So far this week I have said "This doesnt make any fucking sense" more than 200 times #MBA
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
This thing is awesome #zoom http://t.co/OkVINEX1
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
@realsarahpoo How about: Who the fuck? #awesomenicknames
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Lost at hockey but we played 30% better than last time. Sigh #oldvaries
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
OH: This place is my psychic garbage dump. I can just dump my mental shit all over the floor here
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
BAH the SCCA sucks >:(
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
70% off tools at crappy tire! #BOOOOOOM
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
If my last name was Cockburn, I'd name my kid Dryhands.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
WHAT THE FUCK CANADA YOU STUPID FUCKS
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Saw a guy wearing an extra tall pointy party hat. He's either the king of parties or shit at math.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
When I get a cold they call me Bladmir
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@jimwhitelaw hahaha exactly!
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@MrHeavyfoot Pic not found :(
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
I want hotdog delivery #ladies
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
I've got my shit so together I'm making artificial diamonds. #corninmydiamonds
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
STATUS UPDATE: Sandwich.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Jeff Goldblum has brain damage #facts
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
What has 2 thumbs and made popcorn!?! #thisguy #futuregardeningaccident #nolongerthisguy
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Quick diagram on how to hook up any computer http://twitpic.com/5cmn2h
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
Charles Grodin sucks.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Which one of you assholes was totally late for work?? What's that? Oh. Right. Me. F
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Hahahahahahahahhahaha RT @yegtraffic : RT @kristinawolfe : Complainers - speed cameras are there to save your life! Slow down and be thankful
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
I like my women like I like my Guatemalan sink holes. Wait. Shit. #hotdoginahallway
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
More like ichi BAM!! #ichiboom
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Screaming kids on the lrt make me remember why I hate socialism and miss Darwinism
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@patsissons ya i might have to do that…
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
At starbucks drinking a tea from Tims. Suck it hipsters #jazzflute
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Adjustable shocks rule. I should have done this ages ago #socomfy
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@LesPaulDuJour youve gone TOO FAR >:(
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Call your MP! RT @mgeist : How Canada’s new copyright law threatens to make culture criminals of us all: This on C-32 http://bit.ly/99BpTd
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Is there nothing the internet can't wreck? I don't think so. #TheInternet #ZOMG
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
I think Mike Babcock is missing a big sponsorship opportunity: Home Depot could sell a shovel shaped exactly like his face #van2010
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Say hello to Fresh Panzer: http://twitpic.com/2vwyne
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
I absolutely despise the phrase "Join the Conversation" fuck. #seniorcitizens #markettinghurr
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
Harper has the biggest crush on Gretzky. He just gave him a look that says both "teehee" and "I'm tucking in a semi" #van2010
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Marky Mark speaks directly to my soul.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
@LesPaulDuJour I usually put it on the wall or the cat #ftuesday
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Reading about the world ending (again) on Friday and the satellite crashing into the earth this weekend. I hope John Cusack is ready #2012
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@nexcastellan Nice! Very good choice - I find the factory racks to be the most stable.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Proctologist in this office has a subscription to Trumpet magazine. Coincidence?? Title article is "One Fine Mess" #ew
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
I hope the new iPhone solves the global issue of wireless hotdog delivery #yegweinerz
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Fresh Panzer is awesome. @jessesherburne is a cool dude fyi.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
I'm disappointed I missed #peachesKahuna yesterday. I like peaches and the idea of surfing. #sadness #yeg
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT LIVING EXPECTATIONS #raspberries #wherethefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #grownsup
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Bandanas at half-mast #slimjim
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Man this #bacon shit is fucking played out. Jesus internet, move on to the next crap meme #omgwtfbbq #lawlz
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
RT @jimwhitelaw : Thinking about trying autocross racing? ASA novice school with classroom and in-car instruction. http://bit.ly/asaschool
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Never question an old man from eastern Europe about computers. Based on accent alone he knows more about you. #hyello #siliconcurtain
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
The only stupid questions are the ones answered by DUH FUCK
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
Arg m3 test drive had not gone well. Something is still wrong. I'm totally going to comment on that YouTube video >:( #activism
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
I really like the idea of burrito testing. Like an area 51 for meat tubes.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
Germany lead by a 7 foot tall blonde dude #stereotypes #van2010
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@steenyweeny I thought I should stop before I started. #grownsup #whatiswrongwithme
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@nexcastellan totally - you dont have to deal with straps and poles sticking out wider than your car and other bs
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
Cancer RT @GregWalker : hey, has anyone seen those pads where you just put your phone on it and it charges? What is that called?
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Media centre is almost fixed. I'm never going to top singing the praises of the MS Synctoy powertoy. Totally saved my stuff. Thanks Bill
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@steenyweeny wait. ew. scratch that
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Vladmir P
13 years
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Woman at tims is irate about texting "I'm SORRY but if I'm not good enough to call I don't want to gear from you" #Luddite #somad #vcr
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
I shouldn't attend meetings when I'm hungry. I'm sharpening a pen right now and crafting a plan for revolution.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
I can't wait until there is some kind of #yeg fervor about something I actually care about. #dramallama #notevenremotelyrelevant
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@LesPaulDuJour Hahahahaha now that is a workday #MBA
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
I just found out Jimmy is following me #sweet
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Oh man this arena thing is going to get ugly. So pumped for the media pissing contest. #I <3conjecture #lolNHLwontbearoundin2041
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
@stimms definitely. It starts with the assumption of total anarchy the day after the arena is completed and therefore NOONE can pay for it
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Is the #oilers game streaming tonight? #blackout
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
Gretzky is wearing the Porsche Cayenne of watches. I'm pretty sure that bitch has satnav and a backup camera #blingbling #chingy #van2010
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
14 years
Just challenged a fax machine to a duel.
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Hockey team is really coming together right now. I'm taking all the credit. Except that I scored on our own net tonight. #howshegoin #minus
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
Iginla on his horse. Now in danger of 2 minutes for roping. #Emilio
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
Looking for recommendations on a #yeg web developer. Quality work and experience in js and/or .net is a must (psst @stimms )
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
15 years
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun it's a huge motherfucking floating bear!!!!!!! OmgBEARMONSTER
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@VladmirPutin
Vladmir P
13 years
If my last name was Legwand I'd name my kid third. #orpenis
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