each time I have broken into a new echelon of success (elite college, prestigious job), I am always surprised by how unremarkable the people occupying that echelon truly are.
The biggest psyop is believing the people above you are fundamentally better than you.
They’re not.
A friend at a big law firm had to go to “etiquette class” before being allowed to meet with clients.
Two big no no’s
1. Never EVER take the last morsel of an appetizer- only for the clients
2. Never EVER take a box of food home- makes you look like you’re hurting for cash
What hot 23 year old’s do not want: 38 year old man making $300k
What they do want: former big 10 lacrosse player working at PWC
I do not make the rules
How did a millionaire real estate mogul get his start?
How much is a PS3 worth on the black market?
What will gumroad gurus never understand?
@BowTiedBroke
tells all on Common Sense! Here's a short snippet.
Links below for the full conversation!
the whole “growth isn’t linear” thing is 10000000% true
It took me *4 months* to get to 200 subs on YT on my own, then I got 250 in one day from a single shoutout.
You have to do something really boring, over and over and over again, with no signs of progress. And then, boom
Holy GUACAMOLE YOU GUYS
Jeremy from Financial Education (700k subs) just shouted out my Federal Reserve video!!!!
He basically played the whole thing in the video
@BowTiedBull
I'm lowkey crying
Every one of my hot 23 year old friends is still DATING HER COLLEGE BOYFRIEND
and they’re all going to get married, and have happy little families
and there’s nothing you BlackPill, manosphere, fresh and fit watching fools can do about it!
Fat People cost the US Healthcare system an additional $200 Billion each year. So, help your fellow taxpayer by putting down the donuts and subscribing to
@BowTiedOx
substack.
The proof is in the model ⬇️
CC:
@DoctorAnarchist
This water bottle makes no functional sense.
You can’t put it in a backpack holder, it’s not more comfortable to carry than a normal water bottle.
But my pilates studio is full of them! In every shade of pastel imaginable
I was having a career crisis-
basically, do I take a pay cut for less insane hours? Shouldn’t I bank money now bc the world is ending? And my career trajectory will be completely thrown off?
So I called my mom. And she said:
“Kids don’t say their first words between 5-6pm
Just made my first e-com sale EVER! Thanks sm to
@BowTiedBull
for inspiring me to stop waiting around and just make the damn website.
I swear I am going to find a way to contribute to the jungle, which has already blessed me so much. I’ve been here for not even 2 weeks!
My new j
@b
exemption was APPROVED!
Thank you to everyone who helped especially
@bowtiedkobra
and
@bowtiedalpaca
Can relax and make better content now!!! I’m not getting fired, Mom!
My boyfriend left for a weeklong trip
I came home yesterday, there’s a paper towel cut into the shape of a heart that says “I love you” on my pillow
Ignore all red pill/masculinity advice, I’m telling you
CBDC's are a tool for the global!sts to steal your freedoms. Never, EVER, accept a CBDC! Tell your mom, your cousin, your neighbor, a stranger, idc who, we must resist together.
The video below shows you why ⬇️
CC:
@BowTiedOpossum
@BowTiedFellow
@MascMillennial
@BowTiedSponge
Time to tell you all about that risky decision I made-
Common Sense has a new home- its own channel on Youtube!
I’ll be posting clips, shorts, and full episodes to this channel Every. Single. Day!
Read along for some of my favorite clips that are already uploaded!
Today marks one year of my being in the
@BowTiedJungle
. I’ve learned a bunch about making money on the internet.
Let’s have a walk down memory lane shall we?
⬇️🧵
And after a lot of unexpected turns, I’m very excited about where I’ve come. Beyond the money aspect, I have found a group of people who see the odds against them, and succeed anyway.
I feel like the captain of the ship once again, instead of a wayward passenger
Ty jungle 💕
New Year’s resolutions start today!
Mine so far are:
1. Water or black coffee only
2. A starch at only one meal per day
3. 12.5k steps a day
4. Wifi money 2 hours per day
5. See friends once per week
6. Read 20 pages per day
7. Sell a goddamn product!
my opinion on marriage has completely changed in past 2 years.
I always said I would wait until AT LEAST 30 to get married and have kids, but now I think, what am I going to do for the next decade, girls’ trips to Miami? Hit the record for boozy brunches in a row?
So empty
@Cernovich
When asked about this, my college econ prof admitted inflation has "undesirable redistributive effects," but it's a necessary consequence of the Fed's control of the money supply
and then he made some comment about too many people listening to Glenn Beck
I did a lil analysis on Austria's new V
@x
Tax! If you support the idea of reducing health care costs through taxation, you'll love my F
@t
Tax recommendation!
The proof is in the model ⬇️⬇️
CC:
@BowTiedOx
@DoctorAnarchist
@MascMillennial
“You have so much potential, you could do so much more than just be a wife and mom”
What more good can I do than bring respectful, honorable human beings into the world?
While you’re busy fighting the world, I will remake it.
“BiTCoiN iS a POnzI sCHemE”
Oh cool, have you heard of:
-the Federal Reserve
-the US National Debt
-Social Security
-the 2008 Financial Crisis
-govt guaranteed student loans
Yeah, man, stay away from crypto. Way too fraudulent
So TLDR: I had to try 7 different things to find any success in wifi money and I think the current one will be the most successful but it currently is not successful.
But boy am I having a blast!
If you made it to the end of this thread, you = my best friend
So, Social Security taxes might cost you $7.8 M in opportunity costs by the time you retire, but dw! You just need to take payments until you're 325 to breakeven!
Watch the 1st min below, or the full video here:
CC:
@BowTiedOx
@bowtiedfarmer
@BowTiedBull
Underrated perk of finding your spouse early->
So much time saved.
No scrolling through hinge, no coffee dates that go nowhere, no need to be social if you don’t want to.
More time for grinding!
My prof on the uni mask mandate: “it’s their rule, let them enforce it. I will not be an instrument of tyranny”
It’s Andrew Jackson, he’s my professor.
I've been working very closely with
@BowTiedRobin
for the past two hours, and he just now insulted my spreadsheets. He said, quote "f*ck dem spreadsheets"
kids these days
Did you think we were joking about "burning the boats," Anon?
@BowTiedPrtFish
explains exactly what she did to start her business- I couldn't believe it!
The link to the full animation on Youtube is listed below!
I’ve been in a funk
Tough few months at work, moving, traveling, I have not gotten back into my flow state with wifi money- progress has slowed down
Here is how I will stop being a NGMI waste of space, as of right now🧵
call me crazy but I’m not giving up on the US just yet
*This* US will die in the next decade. Two factions cannot coexist with different definitions of justice. (ie 1st Civil War)
But when it dies, I am hopeful we can rebuild the original US designed by Madison and Hamilton.
I just offered to trade plane seats with a dad, so he could sit in the aisle next to his wife and two toddlers
They acted like I was Mother Teresa for offering.
Basic kindness no longer expected
Inspired by an ancient debate with
@BowTiedSponge
, I created a *super scientific guide* for women attempting to MI to DeGen Island. Each square has the strategy I would recommend for the hypothetical female, based on months of aggregating Jungle-harvested wisdom.
If your job prevents you from working on side hustle entirely
Would you take a 15% pay cut and a damaged career trajectory at 23 to buy that time?
I think the answer is “how much are you willing to bet on you?”
Was looking at my goals for 2023.
We got the big one- getting monetized, but other than that, didn’t make a whole lot of progress.
So I added a new one-
“Didn’t give up” ✅
For today's episode,
@BowTiedHeifer
and
@BowTiedOx
talk about the hectic delivery of their little guy, what the first year of parenting has been like, and their ideas for the future.
Want to raise an elite warrior scholar? Click below!
I have been posting on YT channel for 2ish months, clawed out 100 subscribers and like 1500 views, been a GRIND
Post one Tik Tok, and it gets 20k views I do NOT understand but I am NOT anGRy
One thing that helps keep me motivated is convincing my internal monologue that I’m extremely important to the universe
Something good happens: God knew that I was on the edge of quitting, so he gave me this win to keep me going- I’m the chosen one!
Something bad happens: the
Amigos! here's the substack !
In this first post, I model how much money
@bowtiedbull
has.. in dollars and of course, EEE. This one's free, but in the future, 2 secret vidoes will be posted on the paid sub each month!
The most important skill I’ve learned at my job?
~ How to B.S. your way out of tricky situations ~
There’s a legend around the office about one VP who had to present a slide he had never seen before, to the most important client, oh and the slide was in CHINESE
Might do something crazy and start a 1-man marketing agency, making Excel videos for my clients. Will model ROI of whatever they’re selling
Gonna call it “Real Sh!t Analysis”
Thoughts? (Only positive responses)
You hear that women are delusional about their dating preferences all the time- but what about men?
Find out what percentage of American women meet your requirements (age, weight, and craziness) in this video!
Your excess body fat is chemically dooming you to be a pansy ass soyboy FOREVER.
@BowTiedUM
explains in under 2 minutes.
Links below to the full conversation!
Had rough day at work
Old me: turns on real housewives and eats a cookie
Jungle me: cracks open wifi laptop bc I need to get tf out of Shawshank (still eats a cookie tho)
I talked to someone over Christmas who, from the outside, has it made
Mid 20’s:
✅ got a big promo
✅ got stock
✅ saving thousands $$$ per month
And he said “I come home after work, and I have nothing to do”
I would be in the same boat if I didn’t have 1) my boyfriend and
My podcast with
@BowTiedMahi
is live!
The king of online arbitrage is BACK to talk about how you can start this side hustle with only $300 and how to make bank off Black Friday next week!
Should you do FBA vs FBM?? Listen to the clip!
Full episode links below!