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Standard Police Detective's house in every British TV series.
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This guy doesn’t look 18🤣🤣🤣. He looks like a 30 year old who’s had botox injected into his face for breakfast.
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Diary of a CEO but interviewing anyone but a CEO.
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Hamilton to Toto Wolff after seeing the 2024 Mercedes in the simulator
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Cost of living is actually insane. I cannot put it into words. How are people still surviving???.
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US and UK taxpayer funds at work.
🇺🇦💸 Ukrainian MP Hennadiy Vatsak has become the first European owner of a $600,000 electric Rolls-Royce Spectre. While ordinary Ukrainians are dying in the trenches, Kiev corrupt officials no idea where to waste their stolen money. Slava Cocaina!. @ukraine_watch
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peak corruption right in front of our eyes lmao. meanwhile I gotta do 2 hours of bribery training every year over £25 gift cards.
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Getting a 2% NI cut is nothing compared to the money we are all losing out on from the freezing of income tax bands. Most people aren’t smart enough to see we are worse off.
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George Galloway said:
GEORGE GALLOWAY HAS DIFFERENT CAMPAIGN LETTERS FOR WHITE AND MUSLIM HOUSEHOLDS IN ROCHDALE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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BA is just RyanAir experience in a flashy suit ahahhaa.
So here's a thing. @British_Airways has stopped offering eye masks and ear plugs in Economy on long haul flights. The poor cabin crew were so embarrassed. Like seriously, I've never come across an airline that's so stingy. cc @hkanji.
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The research that goes behind shorting companies can be fascinating. This hedge fund paid PIs to sit in 100s of Luckin Coffee shops in China and measured foot traffic and they were able to say with reasonable confidence that the company was inflating revenue numbers by ~80%.
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It's so funny that even with $500M someone can be so blatantly insecure lmaoooo.
Boxing All Time Great Floyd Mayweather driving around with $20M in cash.
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First thing I did when I got enrolled onto a pension is to switch from the default fund promising 2-3% a year to an S&P500 based fund.
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Its been 2hrs on the train and she has had internet for a solid 10 mins. Yet she keeps trying to connect…. Just give up its not that deep😂😂.
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She has her laptop on the table with headphones and a mouse connected. It’s been almost an hour now. She still can’t connect to the Internet. She is now trying the train wifi but it doesn’t work ahhahahah.
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I discovered the new infinite money glitch . Step 1: move to dubai.Step 2: sell courses telling people to move to dubai.Step 3: profit.
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The best investments to help you compound your wealth aren’t stocks, bonds, or crypto. It’s the deals available on the Somali Pirate Exchange.
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She was hiding $2Bn in cash in her house. read that again.
Vietnam tycoon Truong My Lan sentenced to death in $12.5bn fraud case
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community note sksksksks.
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These lot only turn up to Parliament to give themselves raises every year. Every single one needs to be publicly flogged.
🚨 NEW: MPs salary is set to rise by 5.5% taking the total to over £91,000 a year. [@christiancalgie].
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You’ll spend like £400 a month on going to the office which is equivalent to £10k gross salary. So its basically a £400pm raise for much much more inconvenience and lost time.
Theoretical: £20,000 salary increase but you’re in the office 4 days a week:.
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When you are rich you can afford to take risks like these. Upside: You pay £3M less tax.Downside: You get caught and you pay the £3M tax you were gonna pay anyways.
Nadhim Zahawi has agreed to pay the £3,000,000 tax bill he lied about and hid from HMRC. He should be sent to jail for fraud. RT if you want to see him in jail.
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Car depreciation is absolutely insane. Taking out a £100k loan for a brand new range rover at 10% when you can buy a 3 year old RR that looks pretty much the same with only 30k miles for <£50k. Some people got more money than brains.
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The chokehold that house buying has on the boomer generation, these people are obsessed with treating houses as an investment opportunity.
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Spotify premium is £10.99 a month.YouTube premium + YouTube Music is £12.99 a month. I am so cancelling my Spotify and going all in on YouTube. Being able to download videos for train journeys >>>>.
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@Monz_ah £300k pension!??? In 30 years time???? That £1k a month annuity would be just enough to buy a weeks worth of groceries😭😭.
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I'd recline my seat all the way back just to make a point.
Imagine having the luxury of boarding a flight with only two passengers on it. Of all the seats on the flight, look where he decided to sit.
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Private companies draining all company profits to pay dividends to shareholders while stacking debt and eventually going bankrupt. Too important to fail so guess who bails them out? The tax payer. Happens with banks or water companies.
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People who say “could of” just give me set 8 vibes . Once you say or type that I’m never changing my perception of you. You have lost me after that.
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One good stock over 10 years can give you an early retirement. Crazy to think about. You are one stock away from retiring in your 40s.
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People coming at me for comprehension, that’s not the point lmao. My point is he is a fraud pretending to be a CEO interviewing a bunch of hustlers and making it look like some intellectual content🤣.
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You know in movies they talk about hitmen and paying them $10k or whatever. Imagine the hitman rates in the UK😭😭😭. I bet they getting paid like £100 to take someone out🤣🤣🤣. Such an unserious country.
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Financial Audit [1/n]. Age – 30.Total Net income - £14,400pm.Location – London.Occupation – Multi-Cloud Architect.Net Worth → £84K.Solo Finances. Net Worth and their Monthly spending breakdown below:
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Even if you want to work harder or more hours, the way the UK system is designed it actively penalises you from doing so. No wonder most parents are having to reduce their hours or stay within certain tax brackets just to live a normal life. Childcare is a mess.
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Dubai used to be a nice place but now it’s full of hustlers and grifters. Literally the capital of scammers.
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Not even a real vision pro?🤣.
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Making content is a full time job. Recording every part of your day, editing, posting etc, its mentally exhausting. So if you are supposedly a rich forex guy or airbnb owner who keeps posting telling me how great your business is, what does that tell me?😂😂.
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They’ll build artificial islands on water but can’t get basic drainage systems 🤣🤣🤣.
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People are finally realising how rogue that country is, only because they killed three British workers…. The 100,000 Palestinian lives before this were all easy to justify though.
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@LeoMars75 some hedge fund was using satellite imagery to measure the flow of oil through storage containers back in 2021 when oil futures went negative.
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Would be a shame if they hacked the Student Loans company and wiped all records.
🚨 BREAKING: China has hacked the UK Ministry of Defence. [@SkyNews].
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3-6 months of expenses isn't 'F*ck you money'. It's barely 'survival money' 😂😂.
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In life you always gotta be content with your situation, no matter how much you have you'll never be able to compensate for insecurity.
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your credit score is about to be annihilated.
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Using Excel on a Mac is actually the worst experience ever.
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People in the day were struggling too, they didn't have it easy, but when they hosted they hosted generously. New gen is deffo more stingy.
If you invite people anywhere they’re your guest. When people are your guests, there are certain obligations you need to fulfil as a host, guests have obligations too. They’re unwritten. We as a generation do not know any of that, the previous generation did. Very well! . Those.
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Idg why it’s racist to say brown guys in Birmingham who drive recklessly and endanger lives are the scum of society. Someone pull up the stats pls I’m certain brown guys of a certain ethnicity have a significantly higher accident rate than other ethnicities. Its a fact.
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imagine how this is gonna revolutionise video game development. Everytime you fail a mission in GTA 8, you face a different outcome cos a new story is being rendered in real time using the PS10's hardware. Incredible.
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“Only one person on this panel has started their own social media agency worth £300M”. Guy was spitting out complete lies with so much confidence 🤣🤣.
She gagged him good. Who tf does he think is? Let’s calm down diary of a bludclart ceo.
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If you believe billionaires in Sweden, Netherlands or Germany actually pay 50% tax then you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
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Always remember you are just one tax fraud away from being financially free.
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The thing about being an influential person or someone in power (CEO, senior management, VCs etc) is that you could say absolute waffle and people will take notes like it’s gospel 🤣🤣🤣
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Me trying to negotiate a pay rise with my manager at our annual performance reviews
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Then tax it accordingly.
🚨 NEW: Chancellor Jeremy Hunt has said £100,000 is "not a huge salary" for people. [@BBCNews].
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the way they cook these numbers.
BREAKING: The UK economy is no longer in recession, according to official figures. Read more🔗.
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Imagine going to some motivational talk by these guys and this is what they talked about???. 🤣🤣I could’ve told you that for free mate
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“Royal expert” is just a fancy way of saying “Chief d*ckrider” 🤣.
'The King will not be one for chemotherapy, he has always argued against it. He's a great believer in natural herbs, potions and things like that.'. Royal expert, Tom Bower, discusses the King's cancer diagnosis. 🔓 Become a GB News Member:
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if you are good enough to be making $900k you'll land another job in no time . Making that much money isn't by chance, you have a special skillset.
I was talking to a guy recently who spent 5 years at a big prestigious law firm. One of the top firms in the world working litigation. He laid down 80 hour weeks for years and was making damn near $900k as a 32 year old. He got assigned a case in another city when his wife was.
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Name another platform that calls out it’s paying advertisers on their lies 🤣🤣🤣.
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£140k for only 40hrs a week is a solid deal. Good work life balance and still enough time for you to explore other things.
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“I run my own digital marketing agency in Dubai”.
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The funniest thing about this Ambani wedding is what money makes people do. The richest Bollywood celebrities performing on stage like monkeys for a billionaire 🤣🤣🤣.
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Forex “trader” counting 107k AED (£23k) in cash 🤣🤣🤣. These scammers are something else
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This reminds me of that tweet, a stock rallying beyond anyone's wildest dreams should be a sign for you to sell. Stock goes 1000x -> employees become millionaires -> everyone just stays for RSUs, no real productivity edge -> once everyone reaches their number they leave.
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After all that mental gymnastics and fudging numbers they came out with 0.1% growth 🤣🤣🤣. If you were gonna lie at least be ambitious.
The economy back to growth - this is another welcome sign that we’re turning a corner, and we can build on this progress if we stick to our plan.
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They are begging you to buy these cars lol.
BREAKING: Starting today, Tesla is offering a loan rate of 0.99% APR for all new Model Y finance orders in the U.S. Promotional rate applies to finance terms from 36 to 72 months for new vehicles. Orders must be placed by May 31, 2024 to be eligible.
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The fact that this guy won’t get the death penalty is everything that’s wrong with this country.
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Good value from a budget airline.
BA are doing 2 weeks in Thailand with direct flights for £720. Some of these prices are unreal!.
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My dream of a 992 GT3RS at list price has been shattered. Porsche make you buy 4-5 cars before they even consider giving you a slot. So you gotta buy a min £1M of cars and lose like £100-200k on depreciation before you can even be considered.
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History being made in Pakistan. Corrupt politicians rigging elections, killing opposition leaders, imprisoning the face of the movement Imran Khan and still ending up losing the elections. The people have spoken.
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Sending messages to network on LinkedIn is the equivalent of Youth workers on Oxford st.
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all that power just to watch Netflix on the plane.
New M4 iPad Pro with an all new design. 11in 5.3mm and 13in 5.1mm - the thinnest Apple product ever!. Silver / Space black . New Ultra Retina Display uses two OLED panels called tandem OLED! 1000 nits full screen and 1600 peak brightness. New nano texture glass for a matte
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Literally the coldest corporate statement ever🤣🤣, not an ounce of emotion . It’s all “family” until it isn’t.
CONFIRMED: Mercedes and Lewis Hamilton will part ways at the end of the 2024 season. Wolff: “We accept Lewis's decision to seek a fresh challenge, and our opportunities for the future are exciting to contemplate”. #F1.
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American debt culture is absolutely insane.
This is the psychotic thing I’ve ever seen on TikTok, and that is…saying a lot
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Ask Meta or Google if they'd sell part of their business to China for $100Bn and lose all control over it.
The fact that ByteDance would shut down TikTok rather than earn (at least) tens of billions of dollars from a sale gives up the game here. ByteDance is not a normal tech company driven by profit motives. It’s a tool of a hostile foreign power. It’s gotta go.
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UK is a fourth world country wearing a gucci belt.
🚨 BREAKING - A huge volume of NHS staff and patient data has been published by a ransomware group. This follows a cyber attack on NHS Dumfries and Galloway. Earlier, a small amount of data relating was released in March, they have now released the entire 3TB.
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You go two days spending no money and then on the third day all life bills hit you at once.
Being an adult is long because one day you’ll just be chilling, minding your business & something in your house will just break & now you have to sort it out or get it sorted… either way will cost 😭.
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Apple just released new M3 MacBook Airs. The cheapest MacBook is now the M2 Air for £999 (£850 with student discount), this replaces the older M1 design with huge bezels.
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De Beers is the biggest racket I’ve ever seen. There is no reason except the need to flex on others for validation to get a natural diamond instead of lab grown.
De Beers (the world’s leading diamond company) cut their prices by an average of 10% - 15%, maximum being 25%. Time for lab grown to really take center stage.
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They not even trying to hide this whole ‘Islamist’ propaganda anymore. Meanwhile a certain group enjoys impunity from any criticism…. .
🚨 BREAKING: The full speech by Rishi Sunak. - Galloway by-election win "beyond alarming" .- Democracy now a "target" .- Streets have been "hijacked" by hostile groups .- Islamists and far right are "equally desperate" - can't "accept democracy".- New robust framework to combat
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