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@BorderJasper

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Too cool BT. Love my owners, #vwt5 (s) and #nufc . Fighter not a lover.

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Joined August 2012
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
11 months
Fantastic visit to the Isle of Mull and Iona... 30fps (24 fps TL), Polar Pro Cinema Series ND's, edited and graded in Davinci Resolve Studio. #dji #scotland #dronevideo #drones #hebrides #BlackMagic
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
1 year
I'm 16 today pals!!!! 🐶🥰 @Twitter @nufc #btposse
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@BorderJasper
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3 years
Just enjoyed my 14th birthday and now out in Scotland in the van. I ain’t stopping anytime soon 👊🏻😊 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
1 year
Get off the holiday let furniture Jas! ‘You wot? I’m nearly 16. I finks not’ #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
‘Get him an orthopaedic £70 bed, to help with his joints’ they said. ‘Wait until you see the difference’ they said... 🤨🙄 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
8 years
Sick of nufc people kicking safc when they're down. So here's John Bishop to do it for us 😂😂😂😂
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Hoomum and dad very worried. Thought they losing me last week as very very ill and after scans and meds da specialist discovered gall bladder mucocecles in a bad way. Emergency op tomorrow morning. Pray for me #BTPosse 🙏🏻
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
I've been busy working hard on arranging a suitable New Years/Brexit Anniversary bash for leavers. Would 'hate' it if it were to gain any kind of traction. @Femi_Sorry @mrjamesob @ByDonkeys @HackedOffHugh @Byline_Media @thomyorke @peterjukes #fbpe #BrexitReality #BrexitDisaster
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
Border Terrier Skillz 🐶✊🏻 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
Please RT and follow President 🙌🏻R @ZelenskyyUa 🇺🇦
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Jasper is now out of surgery and recovering well. Surgeon has commented how the mucocecle had adhesions, showing signs of two past ruptures. Lucky. Suspected pancreatitis may now be false too. Thank you to everyone for your kind wishes of support. ❤️🙏🏻🌟🐶❤️ We are so grateful x
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
@realDonaldTrump Why you playin’ Donald?
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
1 year
Loch Euphort. ☀️😃🐶 #BTPosse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
In da lakes on a choo choo. Life is good pals #vandugs #BTposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Jasper now home. Wouldn’t even look at us when we collected him. Is in a mega huff 😔 Vet also said he wouldn’t eat anything except Schmakos...🐶😋🙄 Borders eh?! Now to rest and recover. He’s been a very lucky boy and we are truly over the moon to have him back 🙏🏻❤️ #BTposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
@georgialinehan Ditto women who generalise.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Klitchsko take a bow son. 41 and absolutely schooling the PR boy. I'm 42 and wrecked taking the bins out #JoshuaKlitchsko
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Ed Sheeran rapping... #Glastobury2017
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 months
@Iromg @gumplock @mrjamesob @LBC 😂😂😂😂 You’re soon utterly irrelevant lad. Fringe chain rattlers looking on from the outside in. Be quiet ffs.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
I az moved 300 miles to Cumbria pals! As you can see, I iz happy wiv da upgrade 💤 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
@JamesCleverly Well James, if you examine the #IDanielBake feed you will discover ex DWP employees outing the shameful new system. Time is up fella. As someone who knows Braintree and East Anglia well and the North better, the chasm is massive.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Any other furs desqueak toys then guard the squeaker like it’s a pet?! 😂🙈 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
4 years
Self Isolation Day 7 #BTPosse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
@abirdnamedtonia @ceri_bosley I think the issue might be, and I’m reaching here, in the delight and glee he got out of killing an animal. Eaten or not, that is perverse and he is a prick. End.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
2 years
@KEdge23 They decided there was no need due to lack of any wrong doing. Happy to help considering you couldn't be arsed to check for yourself. Shocked I tell you.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
@KEdge23 It’s due to strike action. Do your research FFS!
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
@JamesMelville They’ll never get it. Reminder what happens if you even try and discuss Brexit...
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Hi Bertie (the bat). Bye Bertie.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
@mquinnNUFC @Kevin_Maguire We could talk about the 28 years it took safc to win at home v nufc. But I’m not cruel. League 1 is mind kidda #brutal
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
When you're in the pub giving it the big 'un and spot a Burmese mountain dog crossed with a St Bernard. 😳 😦 #notthistimejasper
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Future BT General in training here. Attenshun! Say hello to our friends BT Olive 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
And as a punishment for rodent bothering they got me this 😖
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
1 year
Out exploring on Berneray pals x #BTPosse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
9 months
Imagine claiming Starmer would say anything to get elected, whilst serving under the most culpable in Boris… #bbcqt
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
2 years
@iglwy2 @Green_Aitch How many do the EU 29 have? Compared to the UK? I’ll give you a hint. We are world beating 😂
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
@BlueGorton @SkyNewsBreak It’s worth a 0.01% increase in GDP to the UK over fifteen years. It massively benefits Australia yet does nothing for our businesses and threatens the future of UK farming. You keep celebrating lad. Our pants pulled down. The facts obviously irrelevant to you... 😂.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
New toy. Look more closely... #BTPosse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Bah! Busted! *Employs emergency head tilt*
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
1 year
@maurice_1960 @pritipatel @Liseylox If only the UK had accepted the French offer to setup a processing centre in Calais... Then ask yourself why they refused?
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Buster collar off for a while and he’s healing like a boss ✊🏻🐶😬 These dogs amaze me! #BTposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
@IndexJerry @GMacdonaldSNP It’s probably best you don’t tweet again for a while. I’m going to spare you the lesson, but others won’t be so kind...
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Not too close. This level of cool can burn ❄️ #dogselfie #dogsinsunglasses
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
1 year
@GregsonArsenal @Gunnersc0m lol lad, your team are the biggest bottlers going. See you again soon.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
@stevebrookstein @TheRealPBarry You’re a southerner. You’ve no idea what assault is. Hush.
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@BorderJasper
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5 years
@martofficiaI @PaddyHillNUFC Dive? You clearly haven’t visited properly, if at all. That’s clear. Moose level ignorance.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
I iz a bit hot at Hadrian’s Wall 😰 #btposse #HadriansWall
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
8 years
Sorry I ain't responded to tweeters. I az bin off grid on the Isle of Harris/Lewis enjoying this...MY OWN beach!!!
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
Happy 11th burfday to our crazy speshul Jasper xx Love ya. Time for some belligerence ✊🏻😘 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Any furs been leaving particularly interesting peemails at Ullswater? 😂🐶 #btposse #chatterclub
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
2 years
@shaunwalker7
Shaun Walker
2 years
Good work by @janemerrick23 putting together how Johnson has used Zelenskiy and Ukraine as a deflection tool…
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@BorderJasper
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5 years
When it dawns that Xmas is over 🥺 #BTPosse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Awful gut wrenching day. Hoomums friend lost her Border Terrier Jim, over the weekend. Sudden illness. He was 5. Absolutely gutted... 😢 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
4 years
🎼I’m taking the eassssyyyy life!🎼 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
10 today. Love you Bubs xxxx #vandugs #BTposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
2 years
@DanielaNadj You can smell the fear
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
8 years
Did you say Gravy Bones?!
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Back to 100% What an evening! 🐶😎✊🏻 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
@Rob_Kimbell Voting remain would’ve ensured Nissan stayed, minus the bungs. Which we all have to pay for. It’s not a positive. Added to the mess we are in, I can only conclude your logic is flawed. We’ll ask them once inflation rockets and shortages are increased shall we? Think before you 🐦
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Syrian hamster getting ‘the paw of death’
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
8 years
The force is strong with this one. Mmmmmm 😂 #StarWars
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
8 years
Charcoal drawing of our superstar 😍
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
2 years
@SebUtd_ It’s weak, but understandable given the rewrite due to Helen’s passing. Storyline wanting with serious issues to character links. Cinematography and colour grading not as good as previously either.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 months
@LolaMontez2 @grasslawn1234 @stephenpollard @joelhistory Would you like the definition of genocide explained to you? And the numbers of dead babies and women compared? No. No you won't.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
9 years
Not so secret anymore. Scotland an absolute jewel. 😍 #SecretBritain http://t.co/AQYuNX8O4o
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
For those that liked the steam train ride, here is one of it whistling 🐶✊🏻 #btposse #vandugs #ravenglass #eskdale #ravenglassrailway
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
8 years
I'm nearly Ten! 🐶🙌🏻
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Merry Xmas everyone 🙌🏻 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
1 year
@bribks5 @Nigel_Farage @GBNEWS I'm a vet and he doesn't stand for me you clown. Be quiet.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Safely back from the Lake District. I iz wrekt but snuggled with da fire. All too much pals... #btposse 🔥🐶
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
Dad had jobs cancelled so took me up Blencathra aka ‘The Saddleback’. 11 yrs old and still a machine ✊🏻🐶🤖 #btposse #LakeDistrict #Cumbria #wainwrights #straddleback
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
11 months
@atticrahman @NadineDorries Upset? We're loving every minute of this Tory decline.
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Jasper
5 years
@Joesam62022588 @trasho_mondo @Independent Aren’t you in the bins at Wetherspoons?
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
1. I assessed da weather. 2. Face at being asked if I wanted a walk 3. Victory
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
Hoodad just walked the John Muir Way from Helensburgh to Dunbar for charity, in 6 days instead of the recommended 10. (134 miles - more like 141!) First thing at the finish? Rosie, a BT! 😬🙌🏻 🐶 #btposse #scotland #johnmuirway
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
Brothers Water, Hartsop, the Lake District ✊🏻🐶 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
4 years
In da Travelodge Burton. No grass for ma business anywhere! 2/5 pfft #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
When I wake up I’m gonna get the Mafia for killing John and Michael. Well after a dentastick. Then a rodeo. Maybe. Zzzzzzz #PeakyBlinders
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Jasper
6 years
New bed for da burfday. #snug
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Jasper
7 years
@TaylorandBesty We've got a few more decades before our knuckle draggers could tolerate this...
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
7 years
Hamper down. I repeat Toy Hamper Down
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Jasper
7 years
Omg there’s a BT appeared in soot like form in the fire! 😱😳 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
Vet check up 😏 #btposse
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5 years
@SM_T1 @cia262 Trump will never give this lowlife up BUT if the boot was on the other foot, the buffoon would expect the opposite.
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Jasper
8 years
Hart is the over confident private school kid who gets to uni and is suddenly way out of his depth #ENGICE
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
8 years
Fox wee. Crystal meth for dogs. They'll never learn 🙈😂
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9 years
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@BorderJasper
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2 years
@saints19765 @xmaiisie And Sam Fender. And the best people. And... I'll let someone else take the baton... You're heading back to your level...
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
5 years
I killing da triceratops - celebration howl! 🐶😈 #btposse
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
1 year
@benonwine Let's begin here...
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
3 years
@haveigotnews Yeah. Take a fanatical #nufc footballing city on a journey to their first PL title and receive eternal glory or buy into a plastic fanbase with nothing to 'build'? Seems a tough one.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
2 years
@SandraSmith1310 @andrealeadsom They’re finished. 🔥🙌🏻
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
Curtains then turn out the light good chap...
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
8 years
Jesus wept. Chaser has more toys than me 👀 #secretlifeofdogs
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
2 years
@DAJCameron More lies. English visitor to North Uist, BB and south of that. No shortages or concern anywhere. Even had my van fixed with no issues. Pure fantasy. Quite an eye opener for the neutral. I’ll make a point of calling out your lies from now on.
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@BorderJasper
Jasper
6 years
He knows a cull is coming. #raisedpawofmercy #btposse
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