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One of the soldiers in my battery’s wife had a miscarriage and he was sent to the rear for a few days
He just got back yesterday and his PSG made him work late and told him he was working late “because he just had a week off and had to make up for it”
How is that people first
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Moving to Germany has done wonders for my mental health, everyday I wake up and I’m just happy
I go on nice walks and buy fresh bread and I think this is my happy place
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Remember the soldier that blocked me on Signal so that I couldn’t give him taskings? He just got 36 years in prison for raping children
Disgusting
My soldier blocked me on Signal so that I can’t give them taskings LOL
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A boy just told me that “the army bun is a huge turn on” for him 🤢🤢
I guess this is all I needed to convince me to wear a battle braid for my entire career
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Am I the Asshole:
I was able to terminate my lease because of my active duty orders and I’m in charge of the WiFi account so I cancelled it when I left town and told my roommates a month in advance. Now it turns off tomorrow and they are freaking out and saying it’s fucked up
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If you’re sleeping in a tent with 15 other people and the wake up time is 530 PLEASE STOP SETTING ALARMS FOR 0500 and 0520
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How much can the army fuck up your pay in one pay period?
Well mine had an extra $13,000 so that’s probably not great
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Didn’t think I would be a lost LT, but it is day 1 and I am in fact lost
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Very wild that after 10 years of knowing I wanted to be an officer in the Army I’m 2 weeks away from getting to my unit and starting it all
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When I was a freshmen I used to be able to rip tequila shots all night, not sleep and go to PT
Now if I have a SIP of alcohol you will simply not hear from me for 3-5 business days
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Learned why you never sign for anything without seeing it yourself:
New CDR tried to get me to sign for things located in 3 different countries, when I refused it came up that those things were missing and a FLIPL was about to be initiated for them
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When people in the military say that they can’t sleep in anymore I simply cannot relate. If we have a day off I will sleep until 1pm no problem
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Me trying to remember that just because I CAN go 120 on the autobahn doesn’t mean I HAVE to every time
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Me completing my Grad School assignment at 3:30 AM as lead vehicle TC for a BN 12 mile ruck that I am running because my group partners didn’t do their slides <3
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Doing a Murph after tacos and margs, send your thought and prayers
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How plausible is it to start my masters degree as a 2LT??
Psychotic or possible?
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How is LT led PT going?
Sports day is tomorrow and the LT in charge chose to do 30/60’s
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Day 1 of BOLC was disheartening but Day 2 we are back loving the army
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Why do I not go to doctors?
I’ve been coughing non stop for 6 weeks and just started coughing up blood clots and the ER doctor said that it’s “probably allergies”
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Our division PAO just called me today and told me that they are buying me a camera so I can take higher quality photos while we are on mission!!!!
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Ew I’m sitting here reading and drinking my coffee and I just got the urge to date someone so that we could read and drink coffee together 🤢🤢
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Y’all ever sit in a BN CUB and make the decision the REFRAD mid meeting??
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Meant to hop in the shower 30 minutes ago but I just laid on my bedroom floor in existential crisis mode instead
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Running late this morning and I was getting my hair ready in the kitchen white I was cooking.
This mistake was fatal
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CONGRATS this absolute QUEEN for graduating EBOLC today!!!
Can’t wait to see what’s next for you ❤️❤️
@LetAmyTry
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Unfortunately my German hair stylist did not enjoy me dishing the tea about my life as much as my old American one did /:
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Thought my conservative extended family would shun me at dinner because of my tattoos but my cousin walked in with a boyfriend with blue hair and saved the day
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“Go to Germany, it’ll be fun!”
*goes to Germany immediately goes on 9-14 month mission*
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Taking a quiz in BOLC is like being taught an entire block of instruction on the English alphabet and then on the quiz it asks you to write the Russian alphabet backwards
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To any of my fellow US Army Europe and Africa friends, my picture is on the front page today 🥰
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Graduated and commissioned for a year already!!
When did I get old
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My soldier: Ma’am if this bus does not stop for lunch I’m reporting it as a war crime, I’m HUNGRY
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My army ppl: what regulations should I be reading/learning first? What’s the most important things to have memorized
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The pain of your “6 month deployment” turning into a 12-14 month deployment
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I love that I walk into the finance office and they all go “ohhhh you’re THAT one”
Yeah bro you did fuck up my pay by over $18k, I’m glad you remember me 🥰
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@supermills
Yeah I made the mistake of leaving the router in the house because they said they would turn it in for me and now they are refusing to do it 🙃
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Someone said calories don’t count on your birthday so I had a 9 am cupcake
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Being a girl in the army is so tough sometimes, like I MISS girl talk
Where my army girlies at that wanna talk about their new favorite blush or if the Dyson airwrap is worth it
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Had a dream that PT and class got cancelled and woke up to find that was not the case
Down very bad
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My boyfriend just told me that we get home from deployment I can pick my favorite Taylor Swift album and we can drink wine and listen to the whole thing as a date
HOW AM I THIS LUCKY
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Soldiers: we want time off
Our 1SG: modify your training plans to reduce time off, a busy soldier is a happy soldier
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Just thinking about how during my junior year I took a shot of vodka before every Russian exam to ~get in the mood~
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Did you really go to a bar in your small town if you didn’t walk in and immediately see the first boy you held hands with in 7th grade and 3 girls from your soccer team
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Just made a deployment budget (don’t @ me I’m a finance nerd) very excited to make such a dent on my student loans 🤪
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Tonight a bar sang me happy birthday and I learned how to swing dance so I guess you can call that a successful birthday in Oklahoma
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Strengthening NATO relationships aka talking extensively with co-located British soldiers about our shared love for Love Island UK
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Me: I should probably start saving more money
Also me: spends $50 on t-shirts with a oozlefinch on them
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Just me trying to cram German in my head before I move there in 7 DAYS
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I live in OkLaHoMa so I’ll wear cowboy boots and jeans to a coffee shop if I WaNt to
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I woke up at 11:30 and have take 2 naps since then
Someone please tell me this is not okay
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Just hit my goal score for the ACFT so it’s time to make new goals 🎉🎉
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What stupid things did I ask the boy I like today?
“Would you be sad if I died?”
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Letting LT’s design the workout plan apparently means 7 minutes on/3 minutes off hand release pushups 🤢
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My soldier blocked me on Signal so that I can’t give them taskings LOL
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Had a morale trip planned which gave some of my soldiers their first day off since December and 10th MTN cancelled the bus last minute because “morale is a waste of government funds”
Lol lol lol lol
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I especially enjoy that I drove to PT with a flat tire to get here at 0515 for an ACFT just for it to get cancelled at 0512
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The check out person at Publix really just said, “Wow that’s a lot of wine”
Yes sir thank you I realize that, I do not need your judgement
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Never forget that I got my half sleeve the day before I left for an FTX
How fun and flirty
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@asb2507
Not my PSG, I brought it up through the correct chain though and it’s being handled.
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I coordinated care packages for all the soldiers in my platoon from my Mom’s elementary school she works at and it was beyond worth it
I love helping my people
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@ the soldier that stole my contact solution while I stepped out of the bathroom for 2 minutes - I HOPE YOU GET CQ ON EVERY FOUR DAY FOR FOREVER
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All of the things I have ordered online in the past 5 months since I deployed are FINALLY getting here tomorrow and I am ecstatic 🥰
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“NEW YORK BAGELS”
“Essayons 😎”
“T swizzle STAN”
“When I die I was to be buried on the UMD campus, go terps!!!!!”
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Will me driving over an hour to go to Trader Joe’s on Saturday cure my depression?
Probably not but I’m going to do it any way
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Me getting ready for PT after snoozing my alarm two times
They are heroes without capes!
Women can get ready very quickly whenever they want! 😂
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