BlueBeard Bard ✍
@BlueBeardBard
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Not sure exactly what this painting is saying, but unlike a lot of art, it's pretty clear it's saying something. One side is braided while the other is cut. What does this say about innocence? Femininity? Aesthetics? What of the red circle and littered roses? Cool piece.
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@knowlijmusic
this is some chicken/egg shiz.
I'd argue that a penchant towards mental health difficulties sends one towards art.
Not being understood by the world/being stuck in your own head has one readily available answer: self expression by some other medium.
Fortunately most of us
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morels for dinner to celebrate cancer free wife!!! And ribeyes, chops, and asparagus.
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I smoked weed just about every day for going on 25 years. Like heavily, wake and bake and bake and bake.
Until three days ago when I made the conscious decision to leave the green at home while driving my sister's second car across the country for her.
(This might seem like an
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"These dreams are keeping me awake." -txt from 420 Reasons Not to Suicide, work done in
#Stablediffusion
and
#photoshop
. Hope y'all enjoy!
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️
marijuana smoking and flashing images
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
This is what a 'green screen' is for, right?
Presenting:
GOOD TIME
by Bluebeard the Bard
beat by: Loagz
'Liquidate, calculate,
let the flow appreciate,
spending money like it's labeled
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So I did some busking last night, and it was a baptism by fire.
Worm infested molten acid fire that melts your bones and makes your blood itch.
I made zero dollars and zero cents. No one dropped a quarter, a nickel, or a dime. I felt very foolish.
I retreated to SOSS
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My wife is dealing with a health scare.
Life is so far from fair. Sometimes I don't know why we participate.
Out of habit? Boredom? Genetic imperative?
Sometimes the good moments seem... small in comparison.
Trying to take care of my lady and get by until results are
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"I'm a ten with the pen
a dime with the rhyme
a perfect score
therefor
catching kudos galore
clean sweep
digging deep
make the wannabes weep
when I'm writing
I'm delighting
I'm inciting
busters biting..."
#bluebeardbard
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Rap Theory
w/ Bluebeard the Bard
Episode 1:
Varying cadence by 'moving the one'
Hope y'all enjoy.
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This feels good.
I know they do it for everyone who puts out content on the platform, but it still feels good.
I'm a big deal y'all. Don't believe me. See below. (🤣🤣🤣)
More solo albums coming with this producer, with other producers, as well as some fun collabs with
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"When I'm losing my mind/ I watch the sky unwind./ The sky has not evolved, it's been too busy being high./ Modern man beneath a prehistoric sky." -txt from 420 Reasons Not to Suicide, work done in
#stablediffusion
and
#photoshop
.
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My video for the Culture Tape Vol. 1. Let's get it!
Wrote some autobiographical bars special for my entry. I'm a man on fire.
Woof woof.
#theculturetapevol1
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Rap Theory
w/
Bluebeard the Bard
Street Performance: Making Moments
Much thanks to
@_UGGGY
for the tips.
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I love the smell of bleach.
next comes the fun blueberry scented part
I BLUE MYSELF!
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Let me say something about
@AmarMonroe
and
@_UGGGY
selling reviews. Seems to be on the tl today so...
I can't justify/afford even the slight cost they charge. Money is tight, and groceries empty the wallet most nights, but I don't resent them even a little bit.
Why?
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If you got negativity, judgement, or stupid shiz to say to me, say it walking. Def not in the mood. Some of y'all got weird timing for stupid gripes.
I'm currently in perhaps the most difficult period of my life. Recently passed mom. Sick lonely dad. Debt and obligations
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@samsraps
PRACTICE ahead of time.
Short of losing your voice, you can't practice too much.
Then when you get in there, you can have fun.
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"Bombs fall from a bright blue sky./ A gasp of pain becomes a battle cry./ When you fall so low you've just got to get high-/ There is more than meets the eye." -txt from '420 Reasons Not to Suicide.' More
#stablediffusion
and
#photoshop
fun. Hope y'all dig.
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"Once to Kill & Once for Luck" .01 eth on OpenSea
'Once to kill and once for luck, she pulled the trigger twice,/ Shot the moon down, put the heart on ice.'
#NFTCommunity
#NFTarts
#NFTshill
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Rap Theory
w/
Bluebeard the Bard
'SCAT RAPPING' as a writing tool
Hope y'all enjoy the next installment of the rap theory series. Please like, comment, share if inclined.
Peace and coconut grease.
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Pretty sure the last thing I recorded is going to be the last thing I record.
I.e. I'm stepping away from music. Honestly not having fun anymore.
May write another novel... may just lie low.
I'd like to thank everyone who invested energy in me.
3B out.
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@heyChristiano
@BeatzonloudTony
Great minds think alike lol. Dig yours. Mine's not my best work, but thought I'd share for the fun. Peace my dude...
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Bluebeard the Bard
Make Your Cake Shake
Test of Soundcore Boom Plus speaker
If you were walking down the street, maybe a little buzzed, and came upon this guy rapping his little heart out, would you put a dollar in the hat?
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B to the E to the mothafugging 9.
That makes benign...
Wife is healthy. We BALL!
The word benign has never sounded so sweet. BENIGN BABY!!! Thank you universe! 🙏🏻🛸✨
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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A little hook sampler put together for Mr. Voyage. Which one do y'all think we should do (first?)?
Do you think any of these would struggle to carry a song?
Beat by Madame Jae (who also facilitated the link).
The three hooks are titled respectively:
'WOOFERS IN THE TRUNK'
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Yo, someone tipped me $5.00 on my cash app for busking.
I think it was someone on here, and I think I know who you are,
and I don't want to shout you out publicly in case you're a private person, but I want you to know...
you made my day!
Thank you!
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@knowlijmusic
I can think off the top of my head of three artists been doing this less than a year that I'd rather collab with over some I know been doing it 10-15 years.
Some people have unique voices/exceptional talent, even when beginning.
Some people are generic/mid despite years in the
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Getting ready to record. Sparking a little inspiration...
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My wife
@pleiadescrochet
makes Amigurumi such as these adorable aliens.
Available on her kofi shop which is linked in her bio and in comments. (her account isn't verified so I'm uploading this vid for her).
Vid is us being silly, play-acting as aliens who want to start a
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More in that newish (for me) style of channeling the freestyle vibe.
More emphasis on rhyme and rhythm, more lattitude via content and meaning.
This one's called 'LEVEL UP' and is set to a beat by
@Loagz_Beatz
"Mustang born unbroken.
Secrets sworn unspoken
revokin’
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There are a few people in this online music community who have always kind of irritated me. Just the way they move/carry themselves online.
Examining this has showed me that this annoyance comes from the root fact that they're not only doing something different from me, but
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So we're basically back to where we were.
The lump that caused concern will not be an issue.
However, in establishing that, the ultrasound revealed a nodule near the point of the original tumor.
It is cause for concern and a biopsy has been ordered. Could be scar tissue
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Yeah, it looks like I'm taking a break from this app.
Too much of a shit show in real life to add a digital shit streak on top.
Circle is tightening. I'll still give strangers the benefit of the doubt, give grace where I can, but I've surmised that investing energy in purely
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My wife made her first sale in her Kofi shop.
So we blinged out her boxing video.
Posted on this account because ain't no way we paying for 'verified' twice.
Love you baby!
@pleiadescrafts
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This is DOPE AF! The right title could really load this one with symbolism. I see the man about to step into the city, symbolizing a move from a simpler life, but he's up high, a dangerous step, his shoes matching the color of sirens, but also the neon. Maybe he finds a home...
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Presenting the Abstraktius Artimus feature on the upcoming:
Fucking Up
Prod. by: Wzrd Gundlach
Dancing by Bluebeard Bard and his lovely wife
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Sometimes I get passed over for opportunities I feel I deserve.
Too old? Too green? Too something.
They don't know how great I am. It's not their fault. It's my job to show them.
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I feel like I'm risking a bit by saying this, but I dig Macklemore. My wife and I jam to his shiz.
Should I be embarrassed? Or does the world just hate because he's tres blanco?
I feel like he's not well respected, at least I don't hear him mentioned much in a positive
@Professor_Gary
Also, I just found Macklemore. 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ and I low key love him living his best life.
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Been realizing some things. Like feeling straight epiphanic satori type shiz.
Tightening the filter, focusing the beam, raising the walls.
What this means: no more collabs (will finish ones I started) and def no commissions (got offered one, felt a bit dirty, declined).
Less
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"Liquidate, calculate
Let the flow appreciate
Spending money like it's labeled
with an expiration date
Bad decisions
were my mission
but I committed no crime
I been a bad boy
but I had a good time."
-GOOD TIME by 3B
Beat by Loagz
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@StreetsideSound
Flush your ears with a solution of vinegar and lemon water. Then apply boat airhorns directly to ear holes. Blast until empty.
Then listen to Rush discography beginning to end with headphones on.
If you hate Rush, LL Cool J discog will work too.
GOOD LUCK!
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Most recent collab with my buddy
@DysFunky1_
.
Dude crushed his half of the song and I think we got a banger.
Hope y'all dig.
Buzz buzz.
"Can I catch a buzz
I'm a busy bee
hunting for the hive
hustling for honey
the flower overpowers
with blooms of beauty
and the pollen
is
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Just an "amuse bouche" if you will. Feast incoming.
50 retweets and I’ll give away a
Wav Root
#musicNft
#hiphop
#giveaway
Give it up for
@OldDogAlchemist
bringing the heat 🔥🔥🔥
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"The Minister of melodrama leaned on the saint of 'Suck it up.'/ And the Sexton of second chances, threw low blows at the Pharoah of 'Fuck shit up.'" -txt from '420 Reasons Not to Suicide.' More fun with
#stablediffusion
and
#photoshop
. Hope y'all enjoy.
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CRIBZ!!!
3B edition.
VLOG ep. 04 where I show some new home furnishings I got after moving my sister out of her place.
Hope y'all dig!
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Who wants to spend a few minutes checking in with ya boi?
In this edition: some rough news, some work to do. Hopefully going to be doing these on the regular.
Motivate me to get after and get some work done and have some shiz to talk about.
Until next time...
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Here's my first attempt at getting more volume/energy into my vocal delivery.
Had to switch mics as my USB mic was peaking at minimum gain. Good old dynamic did the job though.
We working.
Getting ready to record. Sparking a little inspiration...
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We had to call an audible... scramble a bit... still going to TN... updated ETA ~6:00.
Bluebabe the wife isn't coming after all. She will guard the castle and tend the animals and miss her dude.
I will miss her too.
Time to hit the road.
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Re-recorded my vocals for one of my collabs with
@WZRDGundlach
.
'FUCKING UP'
Radio edit will be a symphony of bleeps.
Censors getting blisters keeping up.
Just need to send new stems to
@abstraktius
for mixing and track should be ready for the EP...
Time to do some
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Revisiting the music I grew up on. Been too long.
Paul Simon, James Taylor, Jim Croce, Beatles, Tracy Chapman, Indigo Girls type beat.
Nostalgic in the middle of the night.
Enjoying some tunes while I clean and my wife sleeps.
May melody and harmony skim across your skin,
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"She knows the seas are rough, she knows she's gonna drown/ So she's gonna rock the boat on the way down." -txt from '420 Reasons Not to Suicide.' More
#StableDiffusion
#Photoshop
fun. Hope y'all dig.
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Dear
@_UGGGY
,
thank you for the marinade
besides practical usable advice on my song, I also got some nice words that made me feel very good, as well as being introduced to some SUPER talented musicians from the community I didn't know before.
(Hi-C,
@jasonzchristie
and some
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Age 15. Pimples and muscles everwhere.
QT a pic of your younger self...
QT a picture of yourself when you were much younger
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5 Mic Club
think book club meets fight club where we discuss/debate classic hip-hop albums track by track
Dr. Dre's: The Chronic
Track # 01: The Chronic [Intro]
(Snoop Dogg Talking Shit)
What did I get right/wrong? Any thoughts?
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Coming soon (tonight maybe, or tomorrow)
Ep. 1 of:
RAP THEORY w/ Bluebeard the Bard
First episode will focus on punching up the most basic of cadences.
This will be a recurring series talking Rap theory from writing to recording to performing to promoting.
This is a bit
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Another one sprung from freestyling on the typewriter.
Beat by:
@SparkdaPhilly
"Coffee and cannabis, cannabis and coffee
Chemically catalyze, nothing gonna stop me.
Cannabis and coffee, coffee and cannabis
The gap between reality and me… I’m not a fan of this."
-from
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kicking it old school tonight, hooks have a special ring when they come with the Clickety-clack.
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Here it is. The worst song ever written. I'm gonna be rich.
Click if you dare. Warning... you will like it, and you will hate yourself for that.
Make Your Cake Shake by Bluebeard the Bard
Prod. by Loagz
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don't trust whitey
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Been doing a lot of freestyling on the typewriter recently.
Decided to take some of that freeform shiz and try to form it into a song. And I decided to let you watch the process!
From a handful of notes comes: "Weaponized Linguistics"
Enjoy the show. Beat by
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Retweeting for numbers three and four. Love the mood in all the shots, but the crow in particular steals my heart. Well done.
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wife recuperating from biopsy
It’s done. Now more waiting. Until then ice and iced coffee. Probably shouldn’t be drinking coffee but fuck it. Treat yo self!!!
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I must make a SPECTACLE of myself.
Gaudy. Excessive. Extra.
The world doesn't run on nuance and subtlety.
It runs on combustion and friction.
No more codes or connotations.
SKY WRITING ONLY.
lapidary shiz.
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Most recent attempt sprung from tapping on the typer.
Beat for this one is a bit different, but I dig it. Hope y'all do too.
"tangled in the riddle
of the middle
of the night
very little appetite
for the fury of the fight."
-'TANGLED (BODY SNATCHER)' by 3B
Beat by Loagz
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Dig this. To me the downward extension from the neck is reminiscent of aging wood, symbolizing a stiffening of the spine (and mind) with age. Behind the man are floods of memory. In front, one final journey, from life to death. Cool piece.
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Another self-produced track. Beat is pretty mid, but the bars are solid I think.
Hope y'all dig.
KING KILL
by Bluebeard the Bard
"Going on safari...
sorry not sorry
bag some big game
Cthulu calamari
since the days of old
same goal
to fulfill.
The game remains the same,
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A song I wrote with my producer buddy
@Lunch77Beatz
about our fave wmma fighter
@amandaribasufc
Track also produced by Lunch77...
Ribas champ in 2024!
Hope y'all dig.
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My wife is going to leave me for
@dreamkid83
so I figured I'd worm my way into his circle so I can poison him before it happens.
I kid. (of course) but my wife loves this dude.
So I wrote some bars to one of his tracks.
Hope you like bud! (btw, if you're not into this, can
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@knowlijmusic
I know that art is where I found my raison d'etre, so it's directly tied to my mental health.
not sure I could have found this level of self-actualization anywhere else.
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My lovely wife is having a bit of a sale. She needs yarn. It's getting dire.
And my quality of life will drop if her yarn supply runs out.
Trust, y'all.
Seriously though, if you like handmade gifts, and want to support living wage/non-sweat shop goods that have ten times
Get your assorted cool stuff cheaper!!! If you can’t purchase, please share!
Here is my new Ko-fi discount link
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@Renmakesmusic
Well, considering you're the only rapper out there who makes me jealous when you drop bars (best compliment I can give) I'm worried about the edge you may be gaining. I'm coming after you Ren, whether or not you have a peptide supercharged cerebellum. 😉🐾🤷♂️
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Recording final vocals starts now for album with
@Lunch77Beatz
. Shooting
@Badthoughtspod
this evening. Started a new song with
@_UGGGY
today. here we go...
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"I'm Goliath with a helmet, I'm Achilles in iron boots./ I'm the serpent in the garden, the evil queen bearing fruits."
from LOANER, the 8th song on Old Dog the Alchemist's Never Ending Mix Tape.
Stay tuned for new music every week.
#lyrics
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Recent collab with the lovely and talented Country songstress
@JessicaRidley
. Soon to be released as NFT. Look for more from us soon. This one turned out GREAT I think.
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Tennyson ringing in my ears this morning. (see below)
If you have prayers to send, we'll take 'em.
Good vibrations? Send 'em on.
Well wishes? Also appreciated.
Here we go, 'into the valley of death.'
See you on the other side.
"Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left
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For the first time in ~25 years I have gone 24 hours cannabis free VOLUNTARILY.
The sky is going to open up with potential and possibility tomorrow right?
Clear head, clear eyes, clear skies.
Shit feeling gloomy/doomy at the moment.
But my wife went to the dollar store and
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Typography question... Left or right?
And for extra credit... Does left feel 'alive?' Is right legible on small screens?
Thanks to anyone who can react/respond. Woof woof.
#stablediffusion
#photoshop
#typography
#fonts
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Special thanks to
@DysFunky1_
who is a nice guy with a big heart and hooked me up with a 20 so I could buy some cat food.
He's also a talented musician, but in this case bars and beats wouldn't do the trick.
Thanks also to
@Saintlysunny
,
@taoofpu
and
@StreetsideSound
for their
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Listening to the end of the Marinade and this
@dmoneyyyc
track is DOPE. Hook is amazing.
Please respond with the lyrics of hook in comments so I can repost.
Then the
@SparkdaPhilly
@samsraps
track is unreal. Beat is hard and raw as shiz.
and Good lord Spark tears this
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Here's my first 16 for my collab with
@OfficialVoyage
.
Y'all think it has potential?
"Press my passion into a capsule
leave a little room,
only half full,
add a little absolute ambition,
heaping helping of hunger
like famishing"
Thanks for clicking.
beat by
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Get that money! Time to WORK!!!
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@Renmakesmusic
The rhetoric on both sides has gotten inflammatory. I find myself rolling my eyes at the left almost as often as at the right.
In war, there are no winners, only losers, including in culture wars...
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Y'all want to hear this. High level in production, writing, and delivery. Can't ask for more.
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Thanks so much to everyone who came through for
#UNBU
. I had a lot of fun and felt very loved.
Hope y'all enjoyed it as much as I did.
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Vlog Ep. 03
Just an update, set over a timelapse of decorating project, creating a performance space to shoot some content in.
Y'all dig it?
Peace and coconut grease.
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Things are becoming clearer.
Focus tightening.
Red Dot laser scope type vibe.
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