@lostinmusic72 @oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @BBCBreaking @NME @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport I was thrown out the Coldplay queue for being a bot. One app on my phone and one pre-sale code. Me, very much a human tidying the kitchen while I waited. @TicketmasterUK management are shite and corrupt as hell.

@LeeHurstComic @Aranbaal @TWBFarms @Tesco And who has the time to drive to several farmshops for various items? We used to have a lovely farmers market in Basingstoke but it went over a decade ago. Too many people just want to buy rubbish instead 🙄.

Not a "crowd of people" . A crowd of toxic gobby men. As it is in every place in the world like this. Well done violent men 😡. #bbcnews #Hostages

@AlexXanthaki @JenniferPregea1 🙋🏻‍♀️. I'm calling it, parody account.

Nice to see supermarket staff wiping their runny nose on their fingers and scanning shopping through 😱. Use a tissue! @sainsburys , can they be reminded to not do it please?

I've never finished a course of antibiotics as they make me incredibly ill. I stop when I'm better. Only had them about five times in my life. It's a grey area. #MorningLive

I LOVE the lady on the news moaning about wheelie bins left out. My scummy neighbours never bring their bins in and the council won't do anything. #bbcbreakfast

@BirdCentralPark He's adorable! We don't have Rusty ones in the UK.

RT @missingpeople: It is Paul Carter's birthday this week. Paul Carter was 22 when he went missing from #Portsmouth on 21 April 2007. Our…

RT @Martina: I hate that the democrats totally failed women and girls on this very clear issue of women’s sports being for females only.

@DevonPoliceDogs I bet PD Albert was in his element with the wet and muddy part.

@Martina Same. They left an open goal for that deranged orange lump to take the win.

I'm radical left. I still don't want men taking places in women's sports. #BBCNews

@_666libra666_ @Havingfun2206 @BraddrofliT That's not a bad price for organic eggs. I imagine it costs more to transport to Vegas as it's the middle of nowhere. Ours are £5.50 for 12 Duchy (ie; King Charles) Organic eggs in waitrose UK.

@JayEmelda1 @PlanningShit All those houses should have front parking (with electric charger) and a small garden with dinky tree or shrub.

@shockproofbeats You need to find your nearest charity electrical store or community furniture project. My youngest (SEN) went through five TV's. Finally got there with a screen protector and strapped down at the back.

@TheSnowDreamer My roof tiles say thank you.

@spurs4lifex2 @JEANGil12250102 He's been famous for at least a decade. Good at ceramics. Decorated an arty house. Channel 4 series. Likes cats.

RT @samaritans: A little reminder for anyone struggling with these darker evenings… By the end of this month, the sun will set around 5:39…

Undercover cop on #policeinterceptors