Brock Cockstein
@BigRodBrock
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Real Estate. 2007 World Strict Bicep Curl Champion. Pebble Beach enthusiast. Pats, Sox, Bruins, Celtics.
Joined May 2024
Yo this hazing event is so hilarious im sure recording it would be a fantastic idea.
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I’m worried that these shoes will grow a mind of their own and take me on a walk to a liquor store
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@gregulatorwde Dude what do you mean you didn’t watch Party Fouls ™️ with Jersey Jerry and Chaw Daddy.
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I write like a Neanderthal I know. Anything missing? Thanks
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“Yo- this is the gay retard club, who do you know here?”
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Had six Michelobs and blessed the roommates with supreme game. Please excuse the handwriting.
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Made a couple audibles (microwaveable sausages had to go)
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@CoinbaseSupport I need help getting into my Coinbase account, I’m not receiving any emails or SMS messages and your website/ phone is no help.
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“I’m about to step out in my finest outfit. Absolutely running the ball tonight with bag. Check out this peter millar shirt and my sec embroidered barbour jacket. Kamalas US could absolutely never.”. Unapologetically,. Steven Jimmerson
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Had to crop my ever so tough hand tattoo that I definitely don’t regret out of this immaculate image
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Got my first house Under Contract and it’s over $1m. Golfing with the old man on Saturday. Drake Maye plays this Sunday. Life is good.
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I actually can’t believe this is a real image, if I had to give him a name it would be Archibald, the Duke of Dumbass
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If this tweet gets 20 likes I won’t do anything but I’d be pretty stoked for getting 20 likes.
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Great day to have taste buds, hide your bitch before I make her one
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Me inspecting bros dick and balls before the two man.
Literally gives me chills after researching what it takes to become A Guard At The Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier
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Just checked the time and it was mule and outdoor ufc o clock
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I am so upset I missed the gay retard convention.
Met up with the fellas in cola, looks like I wasn’t the only one with a Barbour on. Yes please and thank you.
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At the gym right now. No headphones. No pre workout. Just fueled by “if you don’t get one more rep you’re gay and your family will die”.
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@JenningsHeisman We know Shawn oakman didn’t do it because she would have been in a wheelchair immediately after.
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Anyone want to link up at the local project pool and flex our bands? I’ll keep that fire tucked in case someone tries to up pole.
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Black Coffee- Iced. Only permissible type of drink from Starbucks. None of that queer shit.
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Life as a real estate agent is so fucking hard. Had to do 30 minutes of administrative work today before I could go to DC and buy a half and a new bong from Doobie District.
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A little gay don’t you think? None of these guys even made me hard, let alone bust 😂.
Who was your biggest BUST in fantasy football this year?.
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David goggins mentality but tweeting on my burner twitter instead of running.
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If you are a grown man and have a private story on any social media platform congratulations you are a woman I am happy the transition went well.
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Type shit Mfs be doing when the hoes show up 😂.
That time James Harrison pushed 39 plates at 39 years old 🤯
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Fellas, planning on leaving the gym and vibing out to Noah kahan on my walk home. Any problems with this? Thanks.
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Bro I am NOT fucking with paying excessive import taxes on my tea. Yall want to dress up as Indians and dump a bunch of tea in the harbor?.
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Six generations of wives probably got beat here.
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I can tell this is an “indie white boy”.
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absolutely hate people that refuse to expand their music taste and only listen to only one artist/genre. It baffles my mind. Music is literally the coolest thing ever and there is so much out there and you only listen to Drake and gunna? Make it make sense.
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I have like $1,000 worth of seiko’s and I will never be upset about it. First big boy piece might have to be the grand seiko.
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Yes I’m Muslim yes I fuck bitches and drink alcohol but don’t hand me any fucking pork bro. Like I said I’m Muslim.
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Fuck I just spent the last 12 hours jacking off did I miss the jake Paul Mike Tyson fight?.
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Steal from the rich and give to the middle class! The poor will just spend it on 40’s and newports!.
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You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat restaurant service or the mess they leave at a table.
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New saying: Bye week- basically just had a really chill off week where work was slight and you didn’t have to grind as hard. Can also be applicable when deciding to not go out to bars with the boys during the weekend. “You hitting Bronsons?”. “Nah man I got a bye week”.
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“There is a reason why the windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror for a reason, because what’s in front of you is so much more important than what’s behind you -Jelly Roll” -Brock Cockstein.
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That dude wipe will have your ass feeling like it just drank an ice cold glass of water at 3am.
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Happy birthday bro.
So I'm celebrating my birthday some here in Georgia at McDonald's eating some food here to at least go out to enjoy myself on this special day.
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Kappa Delta Retard.
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Jaylen Waddle when I bet US currency on him.
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Looks like he’s hiding a Rubix cube in his trap.
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Or you can just go to school and get a good job and never have to worry about having ops because you are a contributing member of society.
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Why would I ever try being homeless, retard.
It’s fine. Listen to your music and stay a little alert and don’t make too much eye-contact. Try being homeless in a city that will acquit your murderer.
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Lowkey great point.
Bonny Blue just reached her goal of 1000 men in 24 hours. If she can do it why can’t you cold call 1000 people today? . Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales👇
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If a camera was put in front of me while drunk my “hawk tuah” moment would be pulling my slinger out of my pants and wailing it around like a firehose for all passerby’s to see.
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Unironically my parents told me they would get me a jacket for Christmas and I think there’s only one answer 😂😂.
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If you don’t squat on leg day you are actually a little pussy.
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Big goal of mine this year is to articulate myself as if I’m a presidential candidate. Also less self help books and more novels/classic literature.
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Yall ever watch river monsters with your grandpa while he says some subtly racist shit or nah.
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*gets invited to pregame* . Bet yeah so Friday at 8pm? I’ll be there…. …So what’s the word on dude wipes? Is it a bring your own kinda thing or do y’all have some at the house?.
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Was giving my cock and balls a low taper fade until I grazed over a blood vessel and started bleeding everywhere. Thinking fast, I made a tourniquet with both of my hands but then I ended up busting everywhere, losing my 7 day edge streak. Moral of the story is buy manscaped.
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🎶 feeling my way through the darkness… guided by a throbbing cock🎶.
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Oh boy, I sure do hope no team tries Richard Sherman with a sorry receiver like Crabtree. Who knows what could happen.
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Arlington man threatens to “lock in” on this beautiful Saturday.
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“Yeah bro I don’t do that seed oil bullshit, you’re killing yourself and making yourself obese lmao”. *rips cart*. -me.
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Building the dumbest person you know: .-Communications Major.-Post Malone/ Juiceworld favorite artist .-Follows the big three (Old Row, TFM, Barstool) .-Philadelphia Eagles fan.-Still has snap streaks.- “not a good test taker”.-is a scratch golfer.
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Good morning Brock Army let’s have ourselves a day. Approaching no nut November so remember to let out as many wanks as possible.
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First successful settlement as a realtor today. Thinking about spending half the commish on a Rolex and throwing the rest on black. Thoughts?.
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Decided to not go to the range today and instead get some more work done because I want an omega speedmaster before the end of the year.
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Way higher than all you fucking clowns right now. Gonna go home and rip 25 gb’s and drink a couple beers. #BrockArmy @Shoenice222222 you’re a pussy I’m way higher than you
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Bro tried sneaking his iPad into the bar.
Enough is enough, time to start the mass deportation of Yankees out of southern schools
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Just jizzed in my pants.
My dream watch finally came in. 2019 Rolex Oyster Perpetual 39 Grape Dial 🍇
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@johnsontugger2 Same shit happened to me my manager told me to “lock in before he smacks me with his bankroll” and then proceeded to griddy out of the office, mind you I do taxes for Elon Musk 😂.
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Stumbled into a massive amount of bag last night and was still able to go to bed by 1230. #SelfControl #GottaHaveIt.
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Okay I will try not to land there thanks for the heads up
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