4 IRL FACTS ABOUT ME:
- I’m married to a woman but enjoy sleeping with men
- I prefer cock to pussy
- I do swallow
- I bate up to 3 times a night watching gay clips on Twitter
4 IRL facts about me:
- I still sleep with a security blanket
- I hate the taste of coffee
- I used to dream of being a stand up comedian
- I will always love anything to do with The Brady Bunch