🏴 | Adopted Fifer | Owner of an award-winning garden | Transport Worker and Trade Unionist |
@RMTunion
member | Studying (suffering?) at
@UoESSPS
Managed to survive the annual Duncan family Christmas cocktail party last night without dying from alcohol poisoning.
Here’s a picture of me still looking somewhat presentable before I ended up in a fairly inebriated state after one too many martinis 🫠🥂
I feel like negotiating with discreet married men on Grindr to get them to send a face picture so I can decide if I want to shag then or not is a skill that I am so proud of I kinda want to put it on my CV 😌
I’ve gone from being too hot in shorts at dinner time to having to change into my winter woollies because it’s started snowing.
Gardening is bloody overrated.
My year wrapped: wanking edition.
174 wanks.
3.34 wanks a week.
Essentially a wank every other day.
Most wanks in a week: 12.
Looking to include more data points next year.
Been standing watching people board Eurostars at St Pancras but instead of getting to zoom off to Paris, Brussels, or Amsterdam I’ve got to go and get my train back to Edinburgh now 🥲
I wouldn’t consider myself a plane spotter by any means but it was pretty cool watching the wee plane land on the beach there at Barra Airport this afternoon ✈️
Dolly, the award winning Border Collie, and I with our rosette from the Best Dog in Show (medium sized breed) Competition at the North Uist Agricultural Show today 🥇
If it wasnae for your wellies, where would you be?
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary,
Cause you would hae a dose of the flu or even pluracy,
If you didnae hae your feet in your wellies!
Dad phones to say to watch out for pickpockets cause when he was in Paris with the lads for the World Cup in ‘98 somebody tried to nick his sporran.
Mum on the other hand text me to say “don’t sleep with anybody that looks unclean, they’ll probably have bed bugs”.
Thanks mum x
My unimpressed face as I try to carry a sack of tatties and a stalk of sprouts home from the farm shop while also trying to control two misbehaving border collies.
Life is hard in the country.
BRB, just away campaigning to protect workers’ rights ✊
Grateful to the many members of the public who stopped to show their solidarity on the
@RMTunion
picket line at Waverley this morning
#RailStrikes
#Strike
#EnoughIsEnough
This afternoon a charming wee old lady asked me if I’d had an early start this morning because I was looking “haggard”.
This is why I love the travelling public so much 🥰🫠
An impromptu trip to York this evening. I’ve been for a crepe and have taken the obligatory photo in front of
@LNER
’s gorgeous and gigantic Christmas tree. It’s feeling very festive. 🎄🎅🏼
Now it’s time to go and find my train. I might even do some work whilst I’m at it. Maybe.