Stewart Duncan
@saduncan1998
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🏴 | Adopted Fifer | Owner of an award-winning garden | Transport Worker and Trade Unionist | @RMTunion member | Studying (suffering?) at @UoESSPS
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Time to get wrapped up in my sleeping bag and go to sleep 😴
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Last day on the iron road before a couple of weeks off… let’s do this 💪🏼☔️
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First day of wearing my big padded jacket instead of my soft shell coat to work so I can officially confirm that autumn has well and truly started 🍂
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Slept for twelve solid hours last night after all that fresh air yesterday and it was glorious 😴
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Managed to survive the annual Duncan family Christmas cocktail party last night without dying from alcohol poisoning.
Here’s a picture of me still looking somewhat presentable before I ended up in a fairly inebriated state after one too many martinis 🫠🥂
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Ready for the Bells, all I’m missing is somebody to kiss when the clock strikes 12 🥺
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I feel like negotiating with discreet married men on Grindr to get them to send a face picture so I can decide if I want to shag then or not is a skill that I am so proud of I kinda want to put it on my CV 😌
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This tired boy is very excited to be finished work and on his way home to bed 😴
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I’ve gone from being too hot in shorts at dinner time to having to change into my winter woollies because it’s started snowing.
Gardening is bloody overrated.
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Who wants to come and join me for a barbecue on the beach? 🌊☀️
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3.34 wanks a week?
I have three a day at least. How do you all cope doing anything less than that????
My year wrapped: wanking edition.
174 wanks.
3.34 wanks a week.
Essentially a wank every other day.
Most wanks in a week: 12.
Looking to include more data points next year.
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At this stage my entire personality is now just Hebridean sunsets and white sand beaches. 🌅
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Sadly this is non alcoholic because I’ve got to go to work tomorrow… it’ll be bed for me soon 🫠
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I told myself I’d go for a run when I got home from work tonight but it’s cold outside and the urge to go straight to bed is HIGH 😩
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On my way into Edinburgh to be cultured, potentially consume a few alcoholic beverages, and generally have a nice Friday evening. 🕺🏼🍻
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Finished work… now it’s time to go home and go to bed so I can come back and do it all again tomorrow 😴
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Was hoping to sit spare today but the duty manager had other ideas for me… time for a wee trip to York and back 🫠
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Do I have to get up for work today or can I just stay in bed for the rest of the afternoon? 🙏
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SA Duncan, Judicial Review: Evaluating its effectiveness as a key link in our constitutional ‘chain of accountability’ (2024)
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I very much believe when the weather is this nice outside, it should be illegal to have to go to work on Sundays 😩
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I came here to work but I’m just filling my time posing for photographs (shock) 📸
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Half way to London but all I can think about is getting home later and my day off tomorrow 🥹
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I’ve not changed one bit x
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POV: you’re the lidl self service check out watching me buy my lunch
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Thrilled to be ‘Highly Commended’ at the Inverkeithing Garden of the Year Awards 2023 today! 🪴🏅
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Not that I’m counting or anything… but there is now only 205 miles between me and the end of my shift right now 🙊🚂
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Been standing watching people board Eurostars at St Pancras but instead of getting to zoom off to Paris, Brussels, or Amsterdam I’ve got to go and get my train back to Edinburgh now 🥲
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Enjoying some much needed February sun… spring is within touching distance 🌷☀️
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It’s definitely the right weather for wee ice cream 🍦🥵
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I’d say it was an achievement that I’m out the house before 10am on a Sunday, but really it’s just because I’ve not made it to bed yet 🫠
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Briefly the tallest person in the UK this afternoon, 4,413ft above sea level at summit of Ben Nevis 🥾⛰️
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My train has been cancelled so I have no choice but to leave work early and go for a pint.
Oh dear. What a shame. How sad.
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Out to watch my first panto of the year. Christmas is officially here (oh yes it is) 🎅🏼🎄
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Whether at home or abroad, I seem to spend my life waiting for trains 🫠
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Climbed a mountain.
It was blawin’ a hoolie at the top.
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I wouldn’t consider myself a plane spotter by any means but it was pretty cool watching the wee plane land on the beach there at Barra Airport this afternoon ✈️
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I’m happy because it’s almost home time and I need my bed 😴
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Nobody around me can tell, but I am currently blasting Christmas music on the way into work 🎅🏼🎄
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Dolly, the award winning Border Collie, and I with our rosette from the Best Dog in Show (medium sized breed) Competition at the North Uist Agricultural Show today 🥇
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I really need to get out the car and go inside but I’m too cold to move
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I am pleased to confirm that woolly jumper season has officially returned 🧶
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I thought today was Friday but I’ve just discovered that it’s only Thursday and honestly I just want to cry 🥲
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My face when I realise that today is only WEDNESDAY 🫠
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If it wasnae for your wellies, where would you be?
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary,
Cause you would hae a dose of the flu or even pluracy,
If you didnae hae your feet in your wellies!
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Dad phones to say to watch out for pickpockets cause when he was in Paris with the lads for the World Cup in ‘98 somebody tried to nick his sporran.
Mum on the other hand text me to say “don’t sleep with anybody that looks unclean, they’ll probably have bed bugs”.
Thanks mum x
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I’m meant to be studying but instead I’m just sitting here losing the will to live 💀
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My unimpressed face as I try to carry a sack of tatties and a stalk of sprouts home from the farm shop while also trying to control two misbehaving border collies.
Life is hard in the country.
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BRB, just away campaigning to protect workers’ rights ✊
Grateful to the many members of the public who stopped to show their solidarity on the
@RMTunion
picket line at Waverley this morning
#RailStrikes
#Strike
#EnoughIsEnough
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Flying with Ryanair on Friday the 13th.
What could possibly go wrong? 💀
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Made it to Berwick-upon-Tweed and it’s time to cross the border… the end is in sight 🙌
A flying visit to London this afternoon, now time to speed back north to God’s own country 🚂 🏴
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This afternoon a charming wee old lady asked me if I’d had an early start this morning because I was looking “haggard”.
This is why I love the travelling public so much 🥰🫠
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An impromptu trip to York this evening. I’ve been for a crepe and have taken the obligatory photo in front of
@LNER
’s gorgeous and gigantic Christmas tree. It’s feeling very festive. 🎄🎅🏼
Now it’s time to go and find my train. I might even do some work whilst I’m at it. Maybe.
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