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Ben Blippenstein

@BenBlippenstein

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famous podcaster. definitely worth following for podcaster humor.

Joined February 2017
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@BenBlippenstein
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2 years
Looking good homie.
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@BenBlippenstein
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“In a way Long Island almost becomes an open air prison” yes yes yes brother
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@BenBlippenstein
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Good country. Great. The best in the world
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The New York Times
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When she needed surgery after a car accident, the hospital said she'd have to pay about $1,337. But after the surgery, the hospital claimed it “misread” her insurance card — and billed her $229,112. When she didn’t pay, the hospital's operator sued her.
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Do people think this makes them sound smart? Pundification of the electorate on full display.
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@BenBlippenstein
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Pretty sure this dude is listening to @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE on his bike as he gets clipped by a moped. Very Brooklyn.
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@BenBlippenstein
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I’m new to the issue, but I’m all for a two state solution to the long island/staten problem.
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@BenBlippenstein
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Welcome to my Ted talk
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Liberalism, atheism, male sexual exclusivity linked to IQ - http://bit.ly/aWE0Xm #cnn . Interesting...
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@BenBlippenstein
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@Liv_Agar Checks out
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@BenBlippenstein
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MTA = IDF
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@kenklippenstein We’re going to need to FOIA the redacted parts of this tweet.
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@BenBlippenstein
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@Jesse_Brenneman One of the interesting side effects is that they become so used to hearing and regurgitating this insane stuff among their friend groups that when they around — say — their children they think it’s completely normal to talk about it as if it’s just an off the cuff comment
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@BenBlippenstein
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So sad. You’ll be remembered. #Oscars
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@BenBlippenstein
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Just in time for Halloween, I call it Ken Kryptenstein
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@BenBlippenstein
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Don’t connect with your kids… we need you to fulfill this Amazon order.
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@BenBlippenstein
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@kenklippenstein Us: I’m thinking of ending it because I can’t afford to pay my bills Dems: suicide is illegal, ya know.
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@BenBlippenstein
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I guess this is true.
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@BenBlippenstein
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@kenklippenstein They’ve figured this in to the equation. Don’t worry.
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@BenBlippenstein
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@willmenaker Just bros slipping and sliding. The world would be a better place if more dudes could just cuddle up and zoom around together.
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@BenBlippenstein
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20 years ago, New York was held together by this man. Thank you, Rudy, America’s Mayor.
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@BenBlippenstein
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Has anyone considered just calling Joe manchin Joe Drumpf.
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@banalplay “My fucking wife divorced me because of my car” guys are everywhere now
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Fly it proud.
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@BenBlippenstein
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@JordanUhl You should rethink this take dude. Preying on children to join americas death machine is actually very similar to telling people to exercise their right to vote. Pretty much the same actually.
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@ebruenig It’s something like this.
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@BenBlippenstein
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Imagine going to a @KnowYrEnemyPod live show and Matt saying “I’m here with my great friend…” Sam runs out, crowd goes wild. Like to see it.
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@EoinHiggins_ Are these the same people… I’ll let you decide.
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@ebruenig The truth revealed at last.
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@robrousseau This should get your mind off of it.
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@ebruenig Dramatization:
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@News4SA It’s gonna be some fucking cat doing something weird.
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@ebruenig Computer... decode.
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@anastasiakeeley We have one and one dog... I’m convinced we either have another dog that I don’t know about or the vacuum has a secret compartment that just creates this hair.
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@kenklippenstein He is risen.
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@ebruenig Ooooooooohhhhhh
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@julesucks1 A lot of extra words for a “long islander”
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@ebruenig All twitter trolling will now be referred to as digital haunting.
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@willmenaker @ZeroSuitCamus Wow. Just another leftist bro. Have you considered instead of looking at her body naked you should be looking at her brain naked?
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Met gala
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@kenklippenstein “High school student”
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@kenklippenstein What about FOIA lawyers? Hear they are really nice.
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@willmenaker Israel? Pizza?
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@ebruenig With the rising price of housing, I hope you understand that a scale model was all we could afford.
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@ebruenig When my niece was only a few months old, I couldn’t walk by the living room if she was in her little cradly thing with out stopping to say hi because she would get so excited to see me every time. How could you say no to her?
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@willmenaker Noted feature of all US coups: Success.
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They can’t be mad at you anymore, @ebruenig
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@emilykmay
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the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?" do men have someone like that?
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@ebruenig Lot to work with here.
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@hels The easiest way is to make an account on a crypto site and then purchase bitcoin, with that bitcoin your going to want to purchase etherium. Then you make an account on a site where you can buy nfts. Then from there your gonna want to mint each recipe as an nft. Then you can sell
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@ebruenig The two genders of your mentions.
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@ebruenig Wow. Looks delicious
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@bethbourdon Seems so easy to say anything normal in that situation.
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@kenklippenstein Projects success.
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@MarkAmesExiled Rip that shit Down
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@willmenaker Yes. The first card is King and the second card is horny naked women. So 2024 you will be the King of Horny Naked Women.
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@getfiscal Your cropped out my favorite part.
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@ebruenig This is crazy talk. How I understand it is this: People either watch Sean Hannity or Rachel Maddow and all of their politics come from there. However, in the past couple of years Bernie Sanders ruined the balance and created Bernie Bros. This is politics as I understand.
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@ByYourLogic I’ve always dreamed of fucking an old Eminem.
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@BrandyLJensen We collectively died in 2012 and All went to the bad place. It pretty much explains everything.
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@BrandyLJensen Yeah but sometimes…
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@BrandyLJensen I was working at a wedding till 130 am the other night (holiday weekend) and everyone was watching an empty dance floor with lights strobing waiting to go home. I realized then we are in the bad place. Everything after that has continued to confirm it. This included.
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@BenBlippenstein
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As a guy who rides a bike around Brooklyn listening to chapo. This hits too close to home for me dog.
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@jammy_sod @BrandyLJensen There’s pizza and then there’s dominos. They can both exist and both be good.
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Guys… Honey.
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@_pem_pem That’s like a train ride from Brooklyn to Manhattan to queens.
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@ebruenig Gods most special boy.
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@willmenaker My book 1 billion Palestinians might change your mind.
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@SamAdlerBell Perfect time to start telling her about your other favorite movies too. Like no country for old men or there will be blood.
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@ebruenig Folks, notice who she doesn’t mention.
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@julianfeeld Gonna miss that song
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@willmenaker You have your “evidence” but have you considered “evidence” might not mean anything at all. *hits bong* yeah man
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@aaronjmate Yellow filter your photos so we know youre really in Mexico.
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@WideAsleepNima If you went up there and just said and of course computer scare. They would lose their minds.
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@cushbomb Everyone is getting hung up on this. Trump derangement syndrome!!! Let the man bury his wife in shitty grave on his golf course for tax purposes like the rest of us!
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But we love @MatthewSitman
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Joe Rogan Explains Why Chris Pratt Gets Hate From The Left: ‘He’s A Christian’ ‘And A ‘Good Person’
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@willmenaker I have two words for you
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@ebruenig Welcome to the family
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