Ben Blippenstein
@BenBlippenstein
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famous podcaster. definitely worth following for podcaster humor.
Joined February 2017
TYLER WINKLEVOSS: KAMALA HARRIS SNUBBING BITCOIN CONFERENCE WON'T BE FORGOTTEN, INDUSTRY 'WILL SHOW NO MERCY' IN NOVEMBER.
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“In a way Long Island almost becomes an open air prison” yes yes yes brother
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Good country. Great. The best in the world.
When she needed surgery after a car accident, the hospital said she'd have to pay about $1,337. But after the surgery, the hospital claimed it “misread” her insurance card — and billed her $229,112. When she didn’t pay, the hospital's operator sued her.
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Do people think this makes them sound smart? Pundification of the electorate on full display.
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Pretty sure this dude is listening to @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE on his bike as he gets clipped by a moped. Very Brooklyn.
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I’m new to the issue, but I’m all for a two state solution to the long island/staten problem.
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Surprisingly soldier’s speech was the most heart felt and honest at the DNC
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Welcome to my Ted talk
Liberalism, atheism, male sexual exclusivity linked to IQ - http://bit.ly/aWE0Xm
#cnn. Interesting. .
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This is being written exclusively for chapo to make fun of.
Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni)
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@Jesse_Brenneman One of the interesting side effects is that they become so used to hearing and regurgitating this insane stuff among their friend groups that when they around — say — their children they think it’s completely normal to talk about it as if it’s just an off the cuff comment.
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I went to high school with Thomas Crooks here’s what I can tell you: 🧵
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Just in time for Halloween, I call it Ken Kryptenstein
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Don’t connect with your kids… we need you to fulfill this Amazon order.
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@kenklippenstein Us: I’m thinking of ending it because I can’t afford to pay my bills.Dems: suicide is illegal, ya know.
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@willmenaker Just bros slipping and sliding. The world would be a better place if more dudes could just cuddle up and zoom around together.
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20 years ago, New York was held together by this man. Thank you, Rudy, America’s Mayor.
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Has anyone considered just calling Joe manchin Joe Drumpf.
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Freaks like this guy are proud of terrorizing children in a country that had zero to do with 9/11.
After 9/11 most of us wanted to glass the entire Middle East. Kicking in your doors was the merciful option. You should be thanking us.
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@JordanUhl You should rethink this take dude. Preying on children to join americas death machine is actually very similar to telling people to exercise their right to vote. Pretty much the same actually.
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Imagine going to a @KnowYrEnemyPod live show and Matt saying “I’m here with my great friend…” Sam runs out, crowd goes wild. Like to see it.
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@not_a_heather Our sister stepped in and endorsed just in time to be wrong. We love you girl
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@anastasiakeeley We have one and one dog. I’m convinced we either have another dog that I don’t know about or the vacuum has a secret compartment that just creates this hair.
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@willmenaker @ZeroSuitCamus Wow. Just another leftist bro. Have you considered instead of looking at her body naked you should be looking at her brain naked?.
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@ebruenig When my niece was only a few months old, I couldn’t walk by the living room if she was in her little cradly thing with out stopping to say hi because she would get so excited to see me every time. How could you say no to her?
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@ebruenig With the rising price of housing, I hope you understand that a scale model was all we could afford.
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the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?" . do men have someone like that?.
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Hot off his critique of Alex Garlands newest film, I’m proud to present @willmenaker’s Civil War. Now this is cinema.
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@hels The easiest way is to make an account on a crypto site and then purchase bitcoin, with that bitcoin your going to want to purchase etherium. Then you make an account on a site where you can buy nfts. Then from there your gonna want to mint each recipe as an nft. Then you can sell.
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@BrandyLJensen We collectively died in 2012 and All went to the bad place. It pretty much explains everything.
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@willmenaker Yes. The first card is King and the second card is horny naked women. So 2024 you will be the King of Horny Naked Women.
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@ebruenig This is crazy talk. How I understand it is this: People either watch Sean Hannity or Rachel Maddow and all of their politics come from there. However, in the past couple of years Bernie Sanders ruined the balance and created Bernie Bros. This is politics as I understand.
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@BrandyLJensen I was working at a wedding till 130 am the other night (holiday weekend) and everyone was watching an empty dance floor with lights strobing waiting to go home. I realized then we are in the bad place. Everything after that has continued to confirm it. This included.
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As a guy who rides a bike around Brooklyn listening to chapo. This hits too close to home for me dog.
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@jammy_sod @BrandyLJensen There’s pizza and then there’s dominos. They can both exist and both be good.
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