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@MonicaLewinsky
| He/Him/Rabbi🍺🕍
@StacyLeMelle
@TheRaDR
Don’t forget the origin of gun control laws in the US. Make sure the black people cant have them. Make sure the brown people can’t have them. Make sure the Asian people can’t have them. This is inconvenient for some people to acknowledge. Doesn’t change the history.
@LakotaMan1
Was on Ft. Ord when an M-16 was discovered missing. Yep, gate closed and that was that.
Our departure back to San Francisco was slightly delayed until it was located.
@QuoteDigging
@davidmweissman
@PalmerReport
You’re required to get vaccinated to serve in the military in the first place. They were willing. But now they want to politically virtue signal about and refuse the latest one.
These people got an Anthrax jab.
Watch out! FPOTUS claims that we are turning into Finland.
Alternate theory, he didn’t pay attention at his little pretend, dress up, military academy and Wharton when they taught what “Third World Country” means.
@JoshMalina
Done.
That's my grandmother in her first job in NY after she fled Germany with her brothers. Her cousin also managed to flee via South America. The rest of the family were not as fortunate. If she hadn't escaped, I wouldn't exist. I am here to witness.
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
@BeauTFC
Hmmm.
Produce the bodies, the numbers are fake, that didn’t happen…that sounds somehow familiar.
A friendly reminder to tweeps to subscribe to
@AuschwitzMuseum
if they don’t already.
@WayaKandiaronk
@BeauTFC
Dear AF,
Good work taking the lead on helping protect service members and their families from these discriminatory laws.
We are still going to continue to make you the punchline of the majority of military jokes.
Signed,
Every Other Branch
@BeauTFC
It’s best security practice when we do it. It’s crazy when a Black/Asian woman in a position of power does it.
Why can’t you see the difference!? 🙄
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@BeauTFC
appreciated the Twitter video.
All great stuff.
I would also add, export your Twitter peeps to a CSV/Excel file.
Handy to have all those names and details in one place, in case the Bird app turns into the Dead Parrot sketch.
@TheTNHoller
@tnhousegop
@JeremyFaison4TN
Children, please teach your parents the difference between lose and loose.
It could be the difference between them looking like a liar on the internet and looking like an uneducated liar on the internet.
Ukrainian woman confronts Russian soldiers in Henychesk, Kherson region. Asks them why they came to our land and urges to put sunflower seeds in their pockets [so that flowers would grow when they die on the Ukrainian land]
@BeauTFC
Remind them they get really cool new food and languages to learn. Still upset I didn’t get the taco truck on every corner that I was threatened with years ago.
Ferguson has not been eating, so he had to go to the vet today.
More cancers.
He has to stay over night so they can see what’s what and if there’s a treatment option or if it’s time for palliative care. It’s been a $6k day.
Spare a thought for my boy, please.
@JoshMalina
Done.
That's my grandmother in her first job in NY after she fled Germany with her brothers. Her cousin also managed to flee via South America. The rest of the family were not as fortunate. If she hadn't escaped, I wouldn't exist. I am here to witness.
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
@NotoriousIanV
@0liviajulianna
I could see how those numbers would definitely rattle white supremacists and fascists and people that were all about an attempted auto-coup.
This patchwork repairing, would that be trying to fill a couple of holes cut out of a sheet of white fabric, perchance?
7 busses with Russian soldiers suffering from Acute Radiation Syndrome have arrived to a hospital in Belarus from the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone in Ukraine.
They allegedly dug trenches in the highly radioactive Red Forest - UNIAN News Agency
@BeauTFC
Yep. Kids are off limits.
I had to explain that to someone going after Barron, of all people. Just checked and they did get the ban, so there’s that.
I’m (not) sorry. It wasn’t funny with Amy Carter, it wasn’t funny with Chelsea Clinton, it wasn’t funny with Sasha and Malia. Leave juvenile names out of your Presidential jokes.
@SarahDarerLitt
@BradleyWhitford
It’s important for gentiles to understand that humor, as a coping mechanism and a healing salve, have helped sustain us for centuries of persecution, banishment, eviction and attempted total destruction. So we will make jokes, while not stopping fighting Nazis. We can multitask.
@lindyli
Their leader said he could shoot someone in the middle of the street in front of witnesses and get away with it.
Why are we shocked when the Trump Youth demonstrate the truth of their leader’s statement?
@GenMhayden
I’d like to believe you General, but Mr. Bone Spurs over here keeps claiming all sorts of things would be over in one day if they used his plans and strategies.
The man has turned Billions into Millions. What have you ever done?
@GretaThunberg
I’ve watched four decades of weather here in California. Even by historical West Coast standards, this is crazy. And anyone who lives here and pretends otherwise is more than welcome to reply to me.
@TheTNHoller
@JuddLegum
@JoyAnnReid
Once again, if we owned everything, how on Earth is there so much antisemitism on every channel, station, platform and discussion?
This tiny minority of people on the planet, have all this power, yet are constantly on the verge of extermination?
How insane is that argument?
@vernhenson
@FoxNews
Sorry, we were short staffed at the Space Laser because of the staff rotation for Shabbos. You weren’t meant to see that article. Pretend you never saw it.
Carry on.
@BeauTFC
For the record -
'What the fuck are you doing in our land?
And
'You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.'
@Editor_of_Eric
@badpiratemonkey
I finally got through sign up and have joined the queue.
Wondering if it will be removed from the App Stores before I ever get access.
@RepKinzinger
@jaketapper
She's going to virtue signal to her base. She does almost nothing but that. If the GOP is a welcoming place for this, you've got two choices. Fix your party and separate the hate groups from it, or leave it behind to be a party of nothing but hate groups. Your choice sir.
@FrankConniff
As someone who lives with and cares for the immunocompromised, I can’t thank you enough for encouraging folks in this Herculean undertaking!