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The only internet endorsement I will ever need!
Thanks again, Beau.
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@StacyLeMelle
@TheRaDR
Don’t forget the origin of gun control laws in the US. Make sure the black people cant have them. Make sure the brown people can’t have them. Make sure the Asian people can’t have them. This is inconvenient for some people to acknowledge. Doesn’t change the history.
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@PatMaguire10
@Barking52731887
Then there’s the small matter of this actual crime.
Hello,
@FBI
, I’d like to report a violation of 18 U.S. Code § 713 - Use of likenesses of the great seal of the United States…
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And I have used a deadly phaser many times on screen even though I’m a non-violent Buddhist. What’s your damn point?
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@witty_shitty
@TheAstuteGaloot
@JodiePP1948
Could you imagine if Trump tried to recreate this pic, Chris Christie would be pointing and laughing. 🤣
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@Baddiel
On the other hand, Melinda is fully vaccinated, so at the very least, he can keep track of her after the divorce.
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@lindyli
And then he got in his Maserati and drove off to his yacht.*
*N.B. - This is not parody, as much as it might sound like it.
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@LakotaMan1
Was on Ft. Ord when an M-16 was discovered missing. Yep, gate closed and that was that.
Our departure back to San Francisco was slightly delayed until it was located.
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@QuoteDigging
@davidmweissman
@PalmerReport
You’re required to get vaccinated to serve in the military in the first place. They were willing. But now they want to politically virtue signal about and refuse the latest one.
These people got an Anthrax jab.
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@darafaye
@TheAstuteGaloot
What’s his drag performer name? What’s that you say? Not a Drag Queen?
This is preposterous!
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Spock is trending.
So it's time for your reminder that you may have been cool, but you've never been "Leonard Nimoy Leaning Against a '64 Buick" Cool.
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@jaketapper
They are like regular space lasers, but you’ll notice the firing end of the
#JewishSpaceLasers
are slightly different.
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Watch out! FPOTUS claims that we are turning into Finland.
Alternate theory, he didn’t pay attention at his little pretend, dress up, military academy and Wharton when they taught what “Third World Country” means.
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@tomwarren
@LucBernard
X Windows in 1984.
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@JoshMalina
Done.
That's my grandmother in her first job in NY after she fled Germany with her brothers. Her cousin also managed to flee via South America. The rest of the family were not as fortunate. If she hadn't escaped, I wouldn't exist. I am here to witness.
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
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@PrestonWilson44
@BradleyWhitford
You can't undo the death penalty. Abolish it now and help stop state sponsored murders.
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@dmbdmg
@justinamash
@RepCawthorn
@CawthornforNC
@GOP
Lied about the Naval Academy, lied about the Paralympic Games, lied about why he is casting a proxy vote. But he does refer to Hitler as Führer, so he’s got that going for him.
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@BeauTFC
Hmmm.
Produce the bodies, the numbers are fake, that didn’t happen…that sounds somehow familiar.
A friendly reminder to tweeps to subscribe to
@AuschwitzMuseum
if they don’t already.
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@Sifill_LDF
@Barking52731887
He wanted the Obama handouts for Tesla.
He doesn’t want the whole Pay Taxes thing.
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@WayaKandiaronk
@BeauTFC
Dear AF,
Good work taking the lead on helping protect service members and their families from these discriminatory laws.
We are still going to continue to make you the punchline of the majority of military jokes.
Signed,
Every Other Branch
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@BeauTFC
Tell me I'm really good at my job without telling me that I'm really good at my job.
Take a bow, Beau.
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@BeauTFC
Passing the bar without the ability to read is an impressive and disappointing achievement.
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@BeauTFC
It’s best security practice when we do it. It’s crazy when a Black/Asian woman in a position of power does it.
Why can’t you see the difference!? 🙄
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@BeauTFC
Jewish law doesn't ban abortion either.
Abortion was legal in Jesus' time. And he didn't try and change that. Hmmmmm.
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.
@BeauTFC
appreciated the Twitter video.
All great stuff.
I would also add, export your Twitter peeps to a CSV/Excel file.
Handy to have all those names and details in one place, in case the Bird app turns into the Dead Parrot sketch.
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@TheTNHoller
@tnhousegop
@JeremyFaison4TN
Children, please teach your parents the difference between lose and loose.
It could be the difference between them looking like a liar on the internet and looking like an uneducated liar on the internet.
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@nickseuk
@JoshMalina
I had no objection when McCain called him out for the same sort of crap.
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@John_law007
@JesseRodriguez
@Lawrence
@11thHour
@MSNBC
I hope his chopper doesn’t come under heavy fire as he leaves work on his last day.
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@BeauTFC
This is right up there with the sunflower grandma.
Ukrainian woman confronts Russian soldiers in Henychesk, Kherson region. Asks them why they came to our land and urges to put sunflower seeds in their pockets [so that flowers would grow when they die on the Ukrainian land]
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@BeauTFC
Remind them they get really cool new food and languages to learn. Still upset I didn’t get the taco truck on every corner that I was threatened with years ago.
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Ferguson has not been eating, so he had to go to the vet today.
More cancers.
He has to stay over night so they can see what’s what and if there’s a treatment option or if it’s time for palliative care. It’s been a $6k day.
Spare a thought for my boy, please.
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@Baddiel
May their memories be a blessing. 🙏🏻
My great grandfather didn’t manage to escape.
My grandmother did, else there wouldn’t be a me.
@JoshMalina
Done.
That's my grandmother in her first job in NY after she fled Germany with her brothers. Her cousin also managed to flee via South America. The rest of the family were not as fortunate. If she hadn't escaped, I wouldn't exist. I am here to witness.
#HolocaustRemembranceDay
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@TheSGTJoker
Update: As Clergy, fuck that noise.
Also passing this along to someone who might opt to share some insight about the players/area.
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@BeauTFC
@MalcolmNance
He won’t be able to pay for a drink in any place that I would hang out in.
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@BeauTFC
Dude literally skipped the first one, read one sentence from the second one and never read any of the other amendments.
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@thejhcaldwell
@BeauTFC
His takedown of Tucker and Crossfire almost 20 years ago was so deep, the man never wore bow ties again.
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@NotoriousIanV
@0liviajulianna
I could see how those numbers would definitely rattle white supremacists and fascists and people that were all about an attempted auto-coup.
This patchwork repairing, would that be trying to fill a couple of holes cut out of a sheet of white fabric, perchance?
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Somewhere, Tina Fey is telling Amy Poehler that she is getting too old for this shit.
Thank you President Trump! Honored to have your support in our campaign for Alaska! 🇺🇸
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@Baddiel
And Queen looked at me, with tears in her eyes, “Sir, she said. Sir, you are the best President I have ever met.”
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@RonFilipkowski
@Barking52731887
“Jesus wants me to be intolerant,” says man claiming to be a follower of Jesus.
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@BeauTFC
I’m just seeing this, which I know is on your Tl also.
7 busses with Russian soldiers suffering from Acute Radiation Syndrome have arrived to a hospital in Belarus from the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone in Ukraine.
They allegedly dug trenches in the highly radioactive Red Forest - UNIAN News Agency
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@BeauTFC
Yep. Kids are off limits.
I had to explain that to someone going after Barron, of all people. Just checked and they did get the ban, so there’s that.
I’m (not) sorry. It wasn’t funny with Amy Carter, it wasn’t funny with Chelsea Clinton, it wasn’t funny with Sasha and Malia. Leave juvenile names out of your Presidential jokes.
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@LadyJayPersists
If we were doing this in California, we’d be extending the post birth period to include whatever trimester Viking Queen is aged.
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@AuschwitzMuseum
@X
@Support
@elonmusk
@lindayaX
All the time!
Sent the sickest stuff, only to get the “after review, this doesn’t violate the…”
Shambolic.
Posting memes about Jews and Ovens. ✅
Blocking Nazis. ❌
Love what you’re doing with the place, Clyde.
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@SarahDarerLitt
@BradleyWhitford
It’s important for gentiles to understand that humor, as a coping mechanism and a healing salve, have helped sustain us for centuries of persecution, banishment, eviction and attempted total destruction. So we will make jokes, while not stopping fighting Nazis. We can multitask.
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@AvaSantina
@pepiblyton
It’s inbreeding when poor people do it. It’s pedigree when rich people do it. Same same.
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@lindyli
Their leader said he could shoot someone in the middle of the street in front of witnesses and get away with it.
Why are we shocked when the Trump Youth demonstrate the truth of their leader’s statement?
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@BeauTFC
And I would think frozen yogurt would be more suited to culture wars…
I’ll see myself out.
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@GenMhayden
I’d like to believe you General, but Mr. Bone Spurs over here keeps claiming all sorts of things would be over in one day if they used his plans and strategies.
The man has turned Billions into Millions. What have you ever done?
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@GretaThunberg
I’ve watched four decades of weather here in California. Even by historical West Coast standards, this is crazy. And anyone who lives here and pretends otherwise is more than welcome to reply to me.
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Hello,
@FBI
, I’d like to report a violation of 18 U.S. Code § 713 - Use of likenesses of the great seal of the United States…
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@BeauTFC
👋 from someone who lived on the Russian River.
In Sonoma County. In Northern California.
Not far from a Russian Fort.
Read a map.
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@TheTNHoller
@JuddLegum
@JoyAnnReid
Once again, if we owned everything, how on Earth is there so much antisemitism on every channel, station, platform and discussion?
This tiny minority of people on the planet, have all this power, yet are constantly on the verge of extermination?
How insane is that argument?
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@BeauTFC
The silver in a biblical denari is worth about $3.62 in our money. Originally one denari was worth the value of 10 asses.
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@vernhenson
@FoxNews
Sorry, we were short staffed at the Space Laser because of the staff rotation for Shabbos. You weren’t meant to see that article. Pretend you never saw it.
Carry on.
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@AuthorKimberley
@davidmweissman
Ah yes the Swanson Hungary Man All White Meat Chicken Dinner Tour.
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@LisaOGiggles
@BeausWife2
@EmoPhilips
There are going to be a lot of GIFs... Whilst I'm capturing and editing, just enjoy the 80s ocular confection that is this...
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@BeauTFC
For the record -
'What the fuck are you doing in our land?
And
'You should put sunflower seeds in your pockets so that they will grow on Ukranian land after you die.'
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@Editor_of_Eric
@badpiratemonkey
I finally got through sign up and have joined the queue.
Wondering if it will be removed from the App Stores before I ever get access.
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@aoxamaxoa
@natsechobbyist
@SykesCharlie
I love how she gets a Twitter pass on a slur that would get a mortal a 12 hour ban. Sad.
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@BeauTFC
Freedom! Liberty! Rights!
No, not for you!
It’s amazing the double standard that some people carry into battle.
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@RepKinzinger
@jaketapper
She's going to virtue signal to her base. She does almost nothing but that. If the GOP is a welcoming place for this, you've got two choices. Fix your party and separate the hate groups from it, or leave it behind to be a party of nothing but hate groups. Your choice sir.
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@USConst_Amend_I
@RobAnderson2018
And we’re going back to the Bellamy Salute, just like the good old days!
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@BrilouCanada
@SenatorDole
@jaketapper
@normmacdonald
To borrow from
@jonathan_katz
, he was a Standup Canadian.
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@FrankConniff
As someone who lives with and cares for the immunocompromised, I can’t thank you enough for encouraging folks in this Herculean undertaking!
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