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It’s over. The cave has fallen. Dozens must die.
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@GreenTextRepost
I normally assume that all greentexts are lies, but something fairly similar happened to my brother his sophomore year and he was expelled for it
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@tulpapilled
Every single ones of these will be forgotten in 6 months or less. Hell, the UK riots will be forgotten in 1 month.
Nothing. Ever. Happens.
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@ampol_moment
When the dog had diarrhea, he explained that his choice to pull over and hose down the windows was an example of his ability to think quickly in times of crisis. Can’t make this up.
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@patriottakes
“Our plan to unleash a pandemic is nearly complete. We are scheduled to launch within 8 years.”
“WAIT! First we must leave hints of our scheme in a Disney superhero movie. This is critical, trust me.”
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@marwilliamson
We had our first ever air strike against a foreign power with a woman of color as VP 😍
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@Welcome_to_nam
@TatsuyaIshida9
You know you’ve reached a new level of stick-up-your-ass when even cartoon comic strips require a source.
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@m0nst3r1nks
@GreenTextRepost
Kinda hard not to when y’all insist on putting it all on public display 24/7
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@suicidetranny
2016: Man that’s going through it (it be like that sometimes)
2023: Man with hippie hair that’s going to kill himself
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@xdarkxsteel
@valorantkitten
@kindoftilted
@yukii_39
@GreenTextRepost
Do you consider a cockroach to be your equal?
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@yoloswagstudios
I’m just shocked it took this long to doxx him. I played on his 2020-2022 Minecraft server and griefed some random guys stuff and the dude DM’d me a photograph of my home.
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@Marscascade
@ampol_moment
I am by no means a whataboutism fan, but if you’re going to do one then this is certainly the way to do it 😂
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@DDPuncher
@DelusionPosting
It’s easy to pretend you’d be Mr. Rogers even if your home was under attack and your family slaughtered, since your home isn’t under attack and your family hasn’t been slaughtered. I’m sure you feel very righteous.
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@Man_in_England
@philip720
Dude this is seriously not the time or the place to start a debate over religion. Just find a street corner like everyone else.
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@briangoated42
@reddit_stuff_
@insultsrare
The game is called Legend of Zelda, not Legend of Link. That’s Zelda.
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@JackPosobiec
Woke Christians have managed to become more cringe than woke atheists. It’s almost impressive.
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@crearballs
Well I like Friendly Chudjak and the Pro-Lifejak but I dunno if I like the third one I don’t trust him 😡
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@N0Tgaro
@Nuclearbomber99
@s4m31p4n
Yeah the art market is too saturated. I’m doing much better off as a public speaker. Thinking about getting into politics maybe.
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@JamesCageWhite
There’s nothing wrong with a grown man going bald. But there IS something wrong with a grown man being unemployed.
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@bidenbutgay
@Ysrthgrathe42
@GreenTextRepost
THINKING there is something supernatural afoot?
No, there would very literally be something supernatural afoot.
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@relscd
If all white men ceased to exist at once, white women would *still* not give you bobs and vagene
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@InsaneCope
As a nazi I have no idea what “92” is supposed to mean, I feel like they just threw that one in there
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@lporiginalg
I still remember that specific line from reading Night in 8th grade. Because even back then I felt something a kinda off.
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@SimpleSCOTUS
I’m glad that people finally found WBC’s secret kryptonite (we stopped paying attention to them)
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@poldiscoursebot
Yes, but if you can screenshot at the right moment, they’re an infinite source of memes
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@JamesCageWhite
6 years from now:
Peter: Daddy, all other kids dads go to work every morning. Why don’t you?
James: It’s my fate, please give me $5
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@RealJoeDee1
@lporiginalg
On one hand that’s thievery. But on the other hand it’s also thievery. And if you had a third hand it would be thievery on that one too.
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@MattWalshBlog
I’m betting half of them were “ghost soldiers.” Soldiers that exist on paper so that their salaries can be funneled to corrupt officials without complaint from the actual military.
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@BlumpfiXII
@tulpapilled
Indians are literally a hivemind. No original thoughts in their head.
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@Fading_____
@tulpapilled
When he was a child he played a mean prank which he later regretted, idk if that qualifies as being a disgusting man
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@GreenTextRepost
The only way to salvage this situation is to assert dominance and declare “No mother, we will not be having dinner tonight”
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@Br1nk_1991
@vanillaopinions
1. Thomas Jefferson didn’t say that
2. John Adams write that in a pre-constitution letter 20 years before his presidency. He was defending monarchy lol.
3. Benjamin Franklin didn’t say that
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@Woke_Misogyny
My wife does not wear bra’s. Guess I’ve been married to a man this whole time and never knew it 😞
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@transwomyn
Mahsa Amini was not murdered for her “identity” or because of her “gender”. They killed her because of her sex. That was the motive, and we must never forget that.
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@LeslieKrupp
@PrisonPlanet
Did you not not read the title? They don’t care about his age, they hate him for his color.
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@JamesCageWhite
According to the Catholic Church, in the Garden of Gethsemane Jesus saw every sin that mankind will commit in the future just before his crucifixion.
This means that Jesus had to witness James Cage White blasting rope to Witcher 3 right before his death.
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@Woke_Misogyny
“Womanhood is when you shop and gossip 🤪”
This is 1950’s sexism. If you have to be a sexist you could at least be an original one.
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@IndianTintin_
@ShitpostGate
I never thought of that. Having sex with only 1 person and not 30 would feel like celibacy to modern w*men.
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@JamesCageWhite
I can’t imagine how I would have turned out if my childhood had involved, 2-3 times a week, my perpetually unwashed father yelling in the bathroom about Gangnam style and decades old professional wrestling slogans. Peter doesn’t have a chance 😔
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@tk_aden
@TheBabylonBee
Nobody should be allowed to drive because there’s a chance they have been drinking
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@anthonytheminty
@ampol_moment
Rioters: We don’t want to destroy these Asian businesses, please!
Police: *cocks pistol* You will attack them. Or else! MWAHAHAHAHA”
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@CursedModernism
It’s disgraceful that Pope Francis did not excommunicate ISIS or Kim Jong Un
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@GreenTextRepost
Should’ve followed it up with “No father, we will NOT be having supper tonight.” In order to save face.
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@nunez_cha2
@PrisonPlanet
It’s pretty easy to guess. We’ll be getting our 12th booster shot and still be in quarantine.
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@thunderxstorm07
@powcampsurvivor
You when someone’s politics aren’t copy-pasted from 1 of 2 party platforms
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@CringeLeft
Bro could never be trusted to lead in battle. You’d be all “Ehh I’m not gonna take sides here”
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@lporiginalg
I want to live in a country where both of them are seen as sportsball players and nothing more
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@JamesCageWhite
None of the beggars in my town complain about the change they get. This is ridiculous.
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@JamesCageWhite
When I was a child my father worked 6 days a week to make sure I was cared for.
Just kidding, he spent 7 days a week taking videos of dumping buckets of water on himself and then rewarding himself with ice cream and sprite to prepare for his daily begging session.
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@Afoollol
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@lulgabbs
@xdarkxsteel
@valorantkitten
@kindoftilted
@yukii_39
@GreenTextRepost
Imagined
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@tulpapilled
I hate having leftists agree with me on anything. Gotta periodically remind myself that they don’t actually agree, they just think that Jews are white.
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@JamesCageWhite
This account has made me so grateful for my dad. I can’t imagine how messed up I’d be if my childhood had consisted of watching my own father dance in front of a camera for donations.
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@UnfiltdTruth
@hayasaka_aryan
>Mass migrate to non-Indian place
>Turn place Indian
>Place becomes a shithole
>“omg how could this happen”
>Migrate to next non-Indian place
>Repeat forever
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@380kmh
I am 30 and got called a pedo for marrying a 22 year old. You can’t take these people seriously.
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@TovAristokratka
@RW29enthusiast
@ShitpostGate
Adulthood is when you pay someone to cut up your face. And the more of your face they cut off, the adulter you look.
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@BigRobFed
@CBSThisMorning
@60Minutes
@LaurieSegall
“Killing 2,000 people and trespassing are basically the same thing”
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@protnonsense
Not to defend Luther, but there is absolutely no way he could have predicted the catastrophe that is 21st century protestantism
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@Mumsfilibabba_
@BasedMedical
It’s literally 2024 incel virgin small penis *gif of celebrity*
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@tulpapilled
To quote a friend of mine: “Those who do not wish to fight will perish just the same.”
Like it or not, white liberals and white nationalists will share the same fate, for good or ill.
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