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USMC vet, NFL team co-owner, Trucker, Packer fan.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2021
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@BeardedTexan69
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Gather around kids while I tell you about a Texan who became a legend on this day in 1968. That man is MSG Roy Benavidez. He was born on August 5th, 1935, in Cuero, Texas. His mother and father died when he was a young kid, and so he went to live with his aunt and uncle. He
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@Oilfield_Rando Too many of these people want to dispell the "bad stigma" of 3rd world countries and it always ends badly. Just ask that woman that hitchhiked across the middle east to prove its not bad. She was found dead beaten and r*ped.
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@NoJesuitTricks You can blow a lot of European minds when you show them just how big Texas is compared to them 🤣
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@FunkerActual Every 90+ year old:
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@WomenPostingLs I love how she says "she took" as if she didn't discard him like yesterday's newspaper 🤣🤣.
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This is Colonel John Ripley. He earned the "Quad body" distinction for completing 4 of the hardest training courses - Army Rangers, Marine Reconnaissance, Underwater Demolition Team, and Britain's Royal Marines Commandos. He's also a legend for destroying the bridge at Dong Ha to
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@DocStrangelove2 My buddy makes a good point 🤣🤣
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@ZeekArkham These days they would hate Sgt Carney
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@reddit_lies He won't be so upset if a pedo tries to grab one of his kids on the street and stops when his neighbor draws down on him 🙄.
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@ZeekArkham @ZeekArkham apparently black people can't get an ID for voting but they must be able to if they can do anything on this list. Yet I haven't heard the left crying about black people and ID'S for anything else except for voting 🤔🤷‍♂️🤣
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@FPWellman Go ahead and explain how the tiny 5.56 does that but my other much larger hunting cartridges don't destroy the meat 🤔🤦‍♂️🤣🤣
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@Rothmus I think 11 & 4 would just combine and defeat everyone else to end the hunger games 🤣.
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@creepydotorg Don't ask me why bc even I don't know 🤷‍♂️
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@reddit_lies Might I make a suggestion
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@LucasBotkin You were shot dead by the time you shot the 2nd target
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@JenniferBart You obviously know nothing about guerilla warfare lol.
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@alanfranklin If an ID makes it nearly impossible for you to vote, then you shouldn't vote 🖕🙄🖕.
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@AdamCrigler A buddy of mine almost had his life ruined in high school. He went out with a girl, and later, the cops showed up and hauled him to the station for rape. They were treating him like a horrific criminal until he asked if a rape kit could show that they didn't have sex. He said the.
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@nytopinion Hey @nytopinion I would ask you to point out which cartridge the AR-15 fires but clearly you can't, since you used shotgun shells in your pic 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣
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@_BruceBane Chesty knows 😎🇺🇲🦅 #SemperFi
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@TRHLofficial Portrait depicting General Washington Defeating General Cornwallis at Yorktown.
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@GunloverClub1 .45acp x 15 > 9mm x 17 😎
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARINES!!!! Here's to 249 years of protecting America from the enemy no matter where they are. #SemperFi 🫡🇺🇲🦅.@CoyoteUnclean @TheLtColUSMC @usmc1940 @TimothyTobias2 @JDVance @FlynDutchman466 @USMC @Arkypatriot @sgtrudy0311 @JohnSmithUSMC_ @GrumpyMarine14
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@geekymutt @NoJesuitTricks That'd just be unfair lol.
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@RamAbdu Well they shouldn't have put a stockpile of ammo and explosives in there 🤷‍♂️
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@Fat_Electrician Hey @Fat_Electrician you should make a short about how we just elected our first ever Marine VP and how every Marine is going to be insufferable for the next 4 years 😉🤣🇺🇲🦅 #SemperFi.
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@TesCalendar1 Do you think this is better? 🤦‍♂️
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@Refracture_ @JarvisJohnson92 @KenzeeGiles this rando Brazilian two cents seems to be worth more than yours 🤔🤣
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@Ally_Sammarco So you're telling me after spending 4 years training in the Marine infantry and surviving 2 tours to Iraq that I'm not capable of defending myself? 🤔🤣
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Wife got me wood grips made from the BB USS Texas. Now I just need a 1911 .45 to put them on. Time to go shopping on gunbroker 😏 😎🇺🇲🦅
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@LouisvilleGun I'll see your 45-70 and raise you a .600 overkill 😎
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OMG!!! The gun laws in Utah are terrible. Me and the wife were walking to cracker barrel and they just have guns lying on the ground next to the sidewalk. I can't believe this, I was shaking and my wife was sobbing uncontrollably. @Everytown @MomsDemand @davidhogg111
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@MMAnomaly @mixtapeminimus1 Her attitude changed real fast once she realized she wasn't getting free food
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@whatever When will they learn lol
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@IronStache Can you even point to the AR-15 cartridge? Then explain how it's so much more powerful than my other larger and much more powerful hunting cartridges?
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@MaxRTucker @thetimes I've gotten dirtier mowing my lawn than these guys are in these photos
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@Teslaconomics My wife's Ford Explorer Sport can do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
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@MilitaryCooI I'd use "Gustav" my .600 overkill elephant rifle 😎
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@DillyHussain88 🖕🙄🖕
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@callmealincoln @schotts @happycrazytown Then why are handguns used in more mass shootings than any other weapon 🤔.
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Y'all need to be aware of your surroundings at all times bc you never know what you'll see or find. I was fueling up here in Kansas and I looked down and found the firing pin for an AR 😲. So now I have a spare 😏
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@th3v0t4ry He most likely will and pay for it too.
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Well after years of shitty jobs and low money, I now have a great paying job. So now I'm building back up my pistol collection 😎 #2ndAmendment
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@sororcane @StatesR @NoJesuitTricks Which takes less effort, driving a couple hours to a couple different countries or having to spend a few thousand to fly to other countries? Hell it takes me 12hrs just to cross my state of Texas east to west 🤣.
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@ArizonaActivist @bennyjohnson Not even close 🤣
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@Rep_Stansbury Breaking into your home and then asking if it's ok to come in is still breaking and entering 🖕🙄🖕.
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@DrRobLinoPhD @ABQJournal Can you tell me which of these bullets are for "assault weapons" and which is an actual elephant rifle cartridge? Then explain how the "assault weapons" would fair against an elephant 🤔🤦‍♂️🤣
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No y'all just get y'alls heads cut off in broad daylight 🙄
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@doleseric I live in the UK we dont have guns so these things dont happen.
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@GeorgeBail78166 @raffel @flthpig @Ur_a_Smartass_C Antigun people: we need to ban guns bc we're tired of being afraid to go places. Pro gun people: that's why we carry. Antigun people: omg what are you so afraid of that you need to carry a gun?. Pro gun people:
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@toys_retro His role in Quigley Down Under was his first that I saw. I believe it's is most underrated performance. He was just pure evil. Man he was a great actor and I miss him.
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@marionumber4 Yep, nothing says "I don't want anyone else to suffer" like destroying people's businesses that had nothing to do with a situation 🖕🙄🖕
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@USMC Hail Chesty, full of hate. Our troops stand with thee. Blessed art thou among enlisted. And blessed is the fruit of thy knife hand. Holy Chesty, father of War. Pray for us heathen, now and at the hour of combat. Amen!.#SemperFi #MarineCorpsBirthday
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@ATRightMovies How could you forget the greatest Dracula of all time 🤦‍♂️
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@iran2220 I have 3 of those BFA's at home 🤣🤣
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@Rothmus I heard it's gonna be set around Anne Bonny played by a black woman. Which will be very accurate since Anne Bonny was an *checks notes* Irish redhead 🤦‍♂️
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@DocStrangelove2 In January of 06, we found a German Mauser that had 3 eagles and swastikas stamped on the receiver outside of Fallujah. It was in excellent condition.
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It's been 18yrs since my brother Lcpl Kane Funke left us. We met in boot camp at MCRD San Diego. We did not get along at first. However as training went along we started to grow close. By the end of training we were brothers. He was funny and his smile was infectious.
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So I have decided to buy my four groomsmen their very own old school .45LC revolver as their gift. Probably a 1858 new army conversion or 1872 open top Army. I can already feel all y'alls jealousy right now 😏
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@SenatorCardin The gov doesn't even enforce the current background checks. So what makes you think they'll enforce the new one?.
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@18airbornecorps How the hell did y'all not name it Fort Benavidez? With all the woke shit going on in the army these days, his skin color should have gotten him the honor. Let alone the legendary feats he actually bore for his country. 🤦‍♂️
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@_PrttyGorgeous @JohnnieJ1971 @gabino_ocotl @mayhewrote And just how is he going to deport legal citizens? 🤦‍♂️🤣.
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@SarahLarchmont Wrong 🖕🤣🖕
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@MattWallace888 My God, at least learn the difference between Marine and army uniforms 🤦‍♂️
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@LaNativePatriot Probably bc y'all more than anyone understand what the consequences are of not having them.
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@Morbidful Excellent job
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Benavidez had jumped into hell to save 8 men and lived to tell the tale. Over a decade later, President Reagan would present Roy Benavidez with the Medal Of Honor in front of the nation. President Reagan said of Roy's actions, "If his story were a movie script, you wouldn't.
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@WeaponsVault The @Fat_Electrician knows how Marines would enter 😏🤣.
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@ZynischerFuchs @juliethardt In our minds no, but in the movie he is and Foxx is the hero. That's why Butler died in the end.
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@Ivan_Snook @EODHappyCaptain Col Bob Howard might have a word to say 🤔🤣
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@_PrttyGorgeous @JohnnieJ1971 @gabino_ocotl @mayhewrote Hahaha, if you believe that, then I have ocean front property in Arizona to sell you.
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@TapiocaPearl13 So? We welcome all people to exercise their right to defend themselves and their families.
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@ButlerStuff @FenixAmmunition Maybe this can clear it up for you 🖕😏🖕
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@ThomasPaineBand @BestDamnBB @rshereme Fun fact: the nukes were originally meant for Germany but they surrendered first. So they then went to Japan. So yes, we would have beaten Germany but at greater cost and a longer time period.
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@ryderkessler Yep, you can barely tell the difference between the car and tank 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣
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So Benavidez told the pilot to land nearby, and he would run the distance to the team. Pilot found a spot, and Benavidez jumped out of the chopper. He had barely started the 75m run when the first of several bullets struck him in the thigh. He thought he'd snagged a thorn bush.
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@peppersagooddog @Rothmus Think of it from the guys perspective. A girl with fuck certain dudes and not fuck certain dudes when she's single and not looking for marriage. When she's ready for marriage she goes back to those dudes she wouldn't fuck while single bc they're the "better option" for when.
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@WildScoobster @HazenShort Here, this should help you understand what would happen 🤣
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@wideawake_media @joerogan @joerogan would probably break the jaw of @stephenasmith with one swift kick 🤣🤣
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@DavidBegnaud Can you even point to which cartridge the AR-15 fires?
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@howlowilltheygo @LouisvilleGun The treat guns like cars idea won't go the way you think it will 🤣🤣
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@lohi8686 @HaileyBucks2 @benson_blazer Antigun people: we need to ban guns bc we're tired of being afraid to go places. Pro gun people: that's why we carry. Antigun people: omg what are you so afraid of that you need to carry a gun?. Pro gun people:
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@Rothmus #USAUSAUSA 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅
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@Jason_R_Burt It did 😎🇺🇲🦅
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