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|| DC || VCU || Mechanical Engineer || Online Training Coach || GNC || NPC Classic Physique Bodybuilder 6' 256lbs || Anime & Manga

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Whether you’re lifestyle or a competitor let me help you
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@Southside_Gunn This a terrible take.
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@OfficiallyIce It’s better than every Cole album
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@mel_uh_nin You wanna see a dead body??
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@DynamoSuperX I watch the show nigga. He’s weak. If not physically then mentally. I can’t wait for this era of his life to pass.
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@Terence_da_AMOG You think a nigga that was a pro fighter DONT know other pros? And lemme tell you 1 nigga trained in fighting is taking out more than 1 untrained nigga
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@MelosJabStep @buckeyecrazeee @mesa_mese @KillmongerWidow @RocketIntellect @BlqMgck @PrettyWings1017 He didn’t say anything out right racist at all but this type of imagery is usually followed by some kkk shit
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If you woke up and 10k was inexplicably missing our your account or safe I bet you’d think it’s a lot of money then.
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thinking 10k is alot of money is why a lot of yall be broke
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Starting to see J Cole influence in the next generation
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This was maybe 4 years ago I had just did a set at the same exact weight…300lbs the full stack…and was planning to do the same amount of reps…10 However the belt on this machine had other plans It made a loud crash and some dude was like “did you get that on camera just now?”
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I wanna start a gym fail thread. Yall brave enough to participate??? 😂
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@MelosJabStep @buckeyecrazeee @mesa_mese @KillmongerWidow @RocketIntellect @BlqMgck @PrettyWings1017 Did I say he can’t be white and love America? Nope. It’s just that when you see “white pride” it’s usually “white power” dogma. And don’t call me G.
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@DynamoSuperX I’m just a man tired of seeing Mark Grayson get beat the fuck up
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@Its_PauldineJ Distinct features like a tattoo or hairstyle. Whatever costume she had on that she was posting to socials matched up. It ain’t that hard.
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@david__divad @blackgrlfly @kgotsomaphike It’s the same post that shows Whitney doing their daughter’s hair in what appears to be an nyc penthouse, they just moved and ppl have seen them around the city.
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Why the fuck is Mark so weak? #Invincible
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@IAMNJERA @BigDaddyDane_ That’s Mekhi Phifer a whole ass actor actor nigga lol
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@__FemmeFatalee_ @DevDeDude @ICVRUS @YooShesPauly_ Obviously this was planned if the bride turned around and handed her the bouquet...so they ok’d this whole thing
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The Book of Soul is such a emotional song man....I need Ab-Soul to come with that HEAT heat next album
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For anyone else who replies or quote tweets this…Mark holding back is still weakness…until he relinquishes that mindset he’s weak. I’m muting this now.
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@missaleahb__ Because we don’t skip leg day
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The reason for the short shorts
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The fact they said kicking and screaming and not Beans from Even Stevens is a problem
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Lil Tay looks like Mark Avery from Kicking and Screaming
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@MelosJabStep @buckeyecrazeee @mesa_mese @KillmongerWidow @RocketIntellect @BlqMgck @PrettyWings1017 You can’t fucking read. My very first message said “he didn’t say anything racist at all”
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@Southside_Gunn Fact? You said they were exactly the same but they aren’t. So yes it’s a terrible take.
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@breeezyx_ Before I even read your quote I thought "damn I can tell she fine with a face mask on"
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@SlimWyldNReklez Do group chats count?
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@MajestyRia But that’s not what they said. They said that’s what Drake was trying to expose him to be. And that even if it’s true it doesn’t land cuz of who the message is coming from.
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@ScottieBeam The devil is a lie he a 69 god
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If you still broke after 217 years while still looking 30…that power was wasted on you.
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This dude is my neighbor
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dudes be over 5’2 FOR WHAT
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@thelastnara He was just an okay fighter. But he was good enough to be a pro…he’s washing niggas who are untrained in fighting lol…like any NBA player is going to your local court and he gonna look like Kobe out there
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@BostonJerry Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Sig Sauer
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A white 10 and a black 10 ain’t the same
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kylie jenner a 10. yall capping if y’all say otherwise
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@somarsd1220 @AshleyMonrox First time seeing the proper version of this gif
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Imagine if America was ashamed of slavery, reconstruction, segregation etc like the Germans are of Hitler and the Holocaust....🤔
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He did 6 movies after the year he was diagnosed with cancer that’s crazy
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@TheFliestPlane Two lil niggas in a stoley went up my block…it’s a one way…so I get out my car like “aye this joint a one way!”…we exchange a word or two then they say “is this nigga stupid? Get back in the car” I look up and both of them drew down…got my ass right back in the car.
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I was talking with a friend and she was telling me all the creepy things guys do in the gym...sorry ladies if you ever caught me looking...not really...but lemme share these moments
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@HerNamesKayla_ Thought you was a cop ngl
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Watching a white woman trying to manipulate other white women with tears as they all just stand and chuckle is hilarious.
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Karen starts crying because students refuse to talk to her 🤣
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@IamGMJohnson The rent is too damn high
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From the “I want to speak to the manager” collection
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“LEt mE tEll You SOMeThINg” “leT Me TelL yOu sOmeThiNG” “LeT mE teLl You soMEThinG”
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The reason for the short shorts
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@RagnaKurogane You can not kill someone but also not get your ass beat every time. If 100% power punches kill for example then use 90-95%. Depending on the enemy in front of you. Just getting your ass handed to you repeatedly ain’t it.
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It must be the crack
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@HerNamesKayla_ Still a cop tho
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Go listen to this scene in dub...and you niggaz talking bout dubs are just as good as subs or better...buuuuuuuuullshiiiiiiiiiiit
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IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO IMPROVE YOURSELF IM YOUR MAN...DM FOR INQUIRES ON ONLINE COACHING!!!
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Me vs Animated me
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Me vs animated me
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@LalaAmor23 @TheFliestPlane Man I wasn’t fuckin with them lil niggas…first time in life I went “I’m too old for this shit” out loud lmao
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@saveannah This was one of the best arm days I had in a long time
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Wouldn’t matter to me…and I wouldn’t feel offended…a girl brought her gun on the first time meeting me 🤷🏾‍♂️ better safe than sorry
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Here’s what they think about you:
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@23_rj @syldadil How would it NOT be separate if h said you’re not invited lol...he wanted one on one time with the daughter not her
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Muhammad Ali Jr getting his ass KICKED
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The red ranger plays the cop on snowfall this season
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You find out within the first year of dating your girl that she comes from a racist family And you choose to stay? And eventually marry her? That is stupidity at its finest.
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@bigolgeeek for those that need context
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Lol at VCU kids who thought Richmond was “safe”
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Superior nudes
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Yeah stay away from these white women
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@OFFRlP You gotta turn it off and then turn it on again...if that don’t work do a hard reset
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@aflackchron @jaethefade I think my blackness is preventing me from seeing how anyone could misconstrue such a phrase….?
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@Toastmarshmell1 @carlos_Ogilvie No. They are equally as annoying/corny too…every thing black isn’t “hood”
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@Rickie99_ @NigelDPresents Rihanna gave Drake his first two #1s .
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I was talking with a friend and she was telling me all the creepy things guys do in the gym...sorry ladies if you ever caught me looking...not really...but lemme share these moments
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I rather slang cock than rock
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Grown men making onlyfans ? Did you at least try selling drugs ?
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@ANiMaListicAN Gotta change the position to mercenary now cuz he was killing that shit
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@ScottieBeam Cleaned him up
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Hip dips are a natural part of the body…I don’t get the undesirableness around them…it’s just your hip bone and how the muscle attach and fat deposits…it’s nothing wrong with have them.
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THE DARK KNIGHT POSES 😂
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@DolledUpDoraa Lmaooooo I had to see if it was true or not so I looked in your media tab and I gotta say I agree with cuhz
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She wanna be white so bad
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@ufunnyafbribri Ppl who used ozempic get a certain look They look emaciated He look normal
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@_NikSpace @_NikSpace this was my posing song last year...she’s posed to release a new album...means I have more posing songs to choose from...I posed to Bad Blood my first year competing
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@kyylareneee Bitch I’m a cow?
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SIX HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE POUNDS
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Ya boy won best poser...more to come 💪🏾😤
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Great series. Funny as shit. Unpredictably predictable. Like you know his solution will be to just muscle the situation…every time…but HOW will he muscle the situation?!?!
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I'm watching the first ep of this show called Mashle and I'm losing my s hit
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*wearing VCU gear* "Oh so what school do you go to?" Nigga how bout the one on my chest?
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What’s even crazier to me is ppl saying “why did it collapse so easily it must not have been structurally sound” Bruh thousands of vehicles passed over it every day without fail…A MAIN SUPPORT WAS TAKEN OUT! It’s gonna fall and cause a domino effect because now it’s not sound
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What makes this even funnier (and sadder), is the engineers are saying "y'all don't even really need us for this one. Something REALLY big hit something else" and the idiots are like "nah, it CANT just be that". We're cooked.
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This the type of none sexual intimacy men love...some good ole silence
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I noticed that and it made me think “can she run even faster?”
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My favorite thing about Sha’Carri Richardson is that she always looks so unbothered crossing the finish line
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Is Meg thee Stallion fan base called The Stable?
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Roll call by CCB will never get old it cranks every. Single. Time.
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Lil nigga who was stuck in the upside down is super saucy tho
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A CREW! A GROUP! A CLIQUE! #Emmys #StrangerThings
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THICCC
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Me after I’m arrested by the Military for breaking into the gym during the quarantine
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Too grown? How? All I see is a cute little girl with some good purple braids...how many grown women wear beads?! Shit how many teenagers wear beads?!
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This is too grown? Or is she just prettier than you...
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@YOlOBankO @MajestyRia Sexyy Red has had a few hit rap records recently. Would you say she’s a better rapper than Lupe cuz she currently has hits? Would even say she’s a better rapper than the other rappers who make her type of rap music? Most likely not (I like big sexyy tho)
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Look at DC slang going nation wide
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If the slogan “black men don’t cheat” upsets you then you’re anti black
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@sugarbabysatan_ @_slimarella_ @x_ChinkPorter She said she was gay and he left it at that....where he keep shooting at?
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You not beating this
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What's the blackest name ever
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635 SMOKED 🔥
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We used to play contact football on concrete enclosed by a 8ft+ tall metal fence....todays kids would never
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405lbs with no hands...think I could do 455lbs🤔🤔🤔
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Open Apple Music..go to the single for hot in here..let that shit loop while you sleep..8hrs of sleep bout 120plays
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@FineAmazonFem @44duragz He should have accepted the bribe and still told you lol fuck him over twice
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