Noah
@BateBroNoah
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My current trigger boy: kingmasterjohn,
@BroGooner1
’s right, he drives me fuckin insane 😵💫🤤
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Do you remember the moment you became a bator?
I knew that sex while stoned was good so I thought edging while stoned would be good too.
It was even better than I could’ve imagined, and in that moment when I spermed, I fell in love with my penis 💖
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talking to a filthy gooner on grindr and omg i can’t wait to meet him in two weeks time 🥵
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this is probably what my teen brother thinks when he comes home from school and i’m still in bed and the room stinks of dick and sperm and pits and farts 🥴
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i don’t wanna go to work, i wanna stay in bed and go up and down on my stinky perv dong 😩😭
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if you’re gonna talk about fucking in spaces, can you name your space fuck space? cos i’m tired of going into bate spaces and guys be like ‘fuck my tight pussy daddy’ it’s actually a boner kill
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me when i got stoned on my roof two nights ago and got so hypnotised by porn i whipped my dong out and fully gooned out, tongue was out, eyes were rolling, in that moment, i didn’t give a shit if the neighbours saw 😈😵💫
It’s really hot when you realize how much fucked and addicted to porn you are 😵💫😵💫
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had group sex for the first time today with five other hot guys but i didn’t cum, saving my load for when in stoned and gooned out later 🤪
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Goon or gtfo, nobody wants to here you beg to have your hole stretched out or fuck a non-existent ass. if you’re a bator, fuck your fist like the rest of us and let’s hear you goon 😤
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need to find the motivation to finish my degree so i can get my own place and binge porn and goon in private 😩
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kinda just got caught bating in the bathroom 🥴 my mum was like “Noah, what are you doing in there?” and I was like “Ermmm taking a shit???”
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this happened to me when my bro broke up with his gf, i sucked his dick and he fucked me for nearly 2 years until he found another girl
… i miss those days 😌
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Being a gooner and embracing porn is the most liberating thing ever
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if you haven’t watched
@AceMoorcock
’s Dong Brain and his 5 Step Program for Gooners yet, what the hell are you doing with your life??? check his telegram RIGHT NOW GOONER! 😈
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omg stop giving these fake alphas your money and let porn findom you instead 😈 waste your money on porn and sex toys and poppers and weed 🤩
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i can’t get a free moment to my fucking self in this house i just wanna tug on my penis 😤
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don’t have time for guys that are obsessed with being clean, embrace your stink bros 😈
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bestie is turning me into their personal dildo for the weekend and i can’t wait 🤩
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i actually hate when i tune into a ‘bate bro’ space and theres someone going on about how tight their pussy is… like dude we’re here to bate tug on your fuckin wiener and talk to me about penis smh
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i haven’t showered for 7 days and my work buddy was like ‘can i smell weed or pure sweat’ 🥴🤣 i was like, ummmmm both 😅
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I don’t wanna see you just stroke your penis, I wanna see you GOON 😈🥴
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10 followers away from 5k that’s insane bros 🤯 keep stroking, stay addicted, and keep validating my taste in porn 😌 love you all bros 💖
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can’t wait to get gooned and stoopid on my greasy dong then go and serve coffee to london tourists 8 hours later
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finally replenished my weed stash and this gooner can’t wait to get stoned and stoopid on my donger tonight 🤩
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I can hear my housemate when he cums which means he can here me when I cum 😈 fuckin love that
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thick thighs saves lives and all that but my thick heavy thighs are stopping me from doing positions like this 😩
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i fuckin love how much the spot i sit in on my bed when i bate reeks of my fuckin ass stink when get up 🤤
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guy at work is kinda stinky today and every time he walks past i’m like 🥴🤤
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got my first paycheck from a new job, obviously i go to buy porn and poppers, but my wifi is shit so my porn won’t load, and the payment for the poppers won’t go through 😤 this gooner is not happy :(
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t-5 minutes until i can get naked and huff my pits and rub my dong 🤩
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alone in a hotel room in birmingham tonight, who wants to come and goon with me?
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my mum has actually given me the nickname ‘smells’ because i’m so musky in the mornings and idk how to feel about that 🥴
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No because I’m convinced celebrities that post thirst traps and all this goony shit like Charlie does must be gooners too
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also
@coolb8trr
consistently puts out top tier content on his just for fans pretty much daily, if you’ve got some money to waste and you wanna get goontarded, waste it on him! He deserves your money, and your penis deserves good porn 😈
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Just heard my roommate bust a fat nut so obviously I’m off to do the same 🤪
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As someone who does this, I approve and encourage this message 🫡 go get pervy dudes 😈
Pornbators, take my advice! Go to a sex club and watch/smell the men and jack off! Have a beer! You don't have to fuck! But then, after 2-3 hours of that, get in a cab, go home and jack to it for 8 hours while watching porn! Nice if you got some stranger musk rubbed up on ya!
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i wore my cumrag to work today and it keeps getting stuck in my ass so i KNOW that shits gonna smell good tonight 🤤
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First Valentine’s Day since properly becoming a gooner is coming up and for the first time ever, I’m hella excited! Can’t wait to spend the day worshiping DONG! 🤪😍
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Bro my new fleshlight has completely levelled up my bate 🤩 it’s incredible! It’s so soft but so sensitive on my penis 😵💫 somehow it’s also helped me edge my penis more. When I’m close, I just stop pumping and leave my penis inside the fleshlight 🤤 currently on a 4 hour edge
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