OMG! A lot of people might judge you for being a chronically addicted masturbator, a porn lover, a hypersexual, highly promiscuous, a pig, a sex freak! But the same amount of people (like me!) want to take you for lunch and pick your brain and have you as a best buddy!
I stink. My apartment reeks of manscent. When I go out grocery shopping or something, and come back, the scent hits me. I love mansmells. I just love being a guy.
I'm a good person and shit. But when I am bating and nearing goon levels, political correctness flies out the window. I become a bastard, a hole with no self respect, cruel, inviting cruelty, my IQ drops to minus zero. This human becomes animal. Sniff and consume.
You're so professional at work. You are polite to the check out person at the grocery store. You say a polite but non-intrusive hello to your neighbors. They don't know that behind closed doors, you are a fuckin chronically addicted masturbator and porn addict! Are you my twin?
Pornbators, take my advice! Go to a sex club and watch/smell the men and jack off! Have a beer! You don't have to fuck! But then, after 2-3 hours of that, get in a cab, go home and jack to it for 8 hours while watching porn! Nice if you got some stranger musk rubbed up on ya!
FUCKKKKK. Masturbating to porn today, Saturday and Sunday, non-stop! I am a fuckin chronically addicted masturbator and have a severe porn addiction - FUCK YEAH! Making love to the mirror, getting my spit on it from making out with myself and my dick juice on it! I'm rank!
The BateHouse! So: We chronically addicted masturbators have given up society and live in a BateHouse in Nebraska (random!). You need to blow? On my face dude! You need to piss? In my mouth bator bro! Pits rank? HAHA, welcum to the club! Let your stink permeate the house!
I am not a well-rounded person. My interests include:
jacking off to porn
jacking off to porn
jacking off to porn
jacking off to porn
refilling my whiskey and lighting a new cig
jacking off to porn
jacking off to porn
jacking off to porn
jacking off to porn
Bators! If you haven't gooned and want to try but can't get there, advice! You know that tongue out, drooling, cross-eyed gooner image? Do the action. Fake it til you make it. Make those faces. Because doing the action is like drilling down for oil - only then does the oil gush!
OMG! This solosexual community seems so big now - FUCK YEAH! Bators who want bator bros, porn addicts who bate alone, men who masturbate other men with their mouths (is that controversial? I don't know, and I wrote three books about the bate LOL), spiritual bators/pig bators!