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I am shocked that you think NAFDAC was going to have a functioning website.
I'm on nafdac's website. You can't even search for a product with the nafdac number. These products have nafdac numbers but it's useless... This database is useless as well
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Every month now, it's goodbye to a friend or family member. And it hurts with each hug to say goodbye, knowing that you may never see each other again. That's what Nigeria has become, you have to leave just to have a life because all we do in this country is just exist.
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JMK dey do like person wey dem don give warning from house 😩 "Remember whose daughter you are".
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Quick research : any lady actually asked you out on a proper date before and sorted the whole bill?
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No Social event in Lagos has got a better ROI than wedding after-parties, IYKYK.
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That wedding party, that birthday milestone you have always wanted to celebrate, it never feels complete because your "People" are not scatted all over the world. Kunle is in Canada, Debs is in Australia, Farouq is in the UK, James just told you that he is leaving next month.
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Hmm if she order two meat pie and one soft drink, na 600naira be that. I go order bottle water for myself, say I am not hungry. The remaining change suppose fit carry me come back akowonjo.....
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Earlier today l saw the
@rrslagos767
guys respect the road law of the zebra crossing. No one is above the law..
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Meeting the right person at the wrong time is actually a thing. Nothing but the timing is wrong.
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You sef go wise up and decide to Japa, only to get there and realize that you can't stroll out of the house to go do two bottles with Ifeanyj because he lives two light years away from you and your Oyinbo neighbors are "each to his own" so all you know is work n house.
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I might be late to the party but Korean movies have this unexplainable "feel good" aura about them. Maybe it's the actors or Something but I am enjoying them tbh😂
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Do we now have to start with the mindset of not getting attached to anyone because for all you know, visa fit drop next month and you are hearing "Bro, I dey japa o". Then it turns to texts, video calls just to keep up.
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Nobody go dey ask you if you have tried that new peppersoup spot at Ilupeju. You can't even go play weekend football with your friends anymore where una fit beat referee while playing Idea ball. Now you are stuck with Jackson from accounting
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Ondo x Yaba x Surulere x Gbagada + hint of large forehead = Call the police.
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Na wa oo. These
@rrslagos767
guys still dey run patrol under this rain. Security is key sha, good or bad weather.
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Friday night...
#ClubEndSars
pick your location and DJ wisely, it's going to be a long night 🙏
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If your country dey run the way e suppose dey run, you honestly won't be too bothered about another country banning flights and all that. Na Abuja boy wey no get house dey always ask "Do you live alone?".
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The presidential election should be the secondary one on your mind. What you really should be after is who your house of reps member is, who is the senator for you? Who be state house of assembly member? It's like this people just exist without an actual job. Truth be told
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It's all fun and games till you realize it is getting worse everyday. And you can't change it overnight but you can start the work now. The same set of people have been ruling the country since independence, playing private acquisitions and mergers with your lives and future.
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Las las, curate your timeline accordingly. Not everyone needs to be followed.
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That empty feeling when you are tired of everything and nothing seems to interest you anymore? Yup, that's it right now. Shitty as fuck.
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Sure, you can try and come home for a week or two every December but the wave of depression that hits you during the final days of your stay? You know you are leaving your people again and nobody is going to be buzzing you to get up n dressed for one Saturday wedding jollof.
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Stay in your lane.. If she wants a guy that earns 300/500k a month and u dey manage 60k a month.. Stay in your lane. No one is forcing anyone to accept standards.. Stay in your lane. Na Heineken I fit afford, no be Hennessey.. Stay in your lane
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I remember seeing Su off at the airport and fighting back tears on the ride back home. Happy for my friend, depressed as fuck because I wasn't sure if and when I was ever going to see her again. Driver kept looking at me as if I was mad. He should know better. Nigeria kills you.
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You just got a new promotion at work but you can't call up your girls so you guys can go club hopping, doing shots all over Lagos. Why? Last time you saw Bimpe, was at Murital international airport when she told you to hold her back while she dey Para for customs wey want 5k.
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"Life no too hard, na you wan succeed".
Abeg help me drop motivation quote. I wan use am hold body
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This relationship bants sha. I don't think I am ready for any stress tbh. Even talking stage, small sign of wahala, I zone out. I am lazy like that.
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Getting your PVC is one thing, voting and making sure you're candidate gets in is another but what happens when you're candidate sef enter and starts to go Loco.. What do you do, who you go hold? Which begs the question... Do you even know your LG chairman or house of reps guy?
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Do you know Timileyin ? Has Yojora taken you out to lunch? Has Zubair done consultancy work for you before? Finally, Ironman or Batman?
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They come every four years, promising you a better life and you Oga ade Mumuni go shine teeth believe them. Depending on your level of connection sef, you fit see one or two job for their hand. I no blame you, I for do the same but Omo boy, that job fit drop money wey go change
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I am not educating you on your political choice o. And I am not selling you any dream or a messiah because truth be told, whoever comes in to fix the system would have us go through hell first. If you have any idea of what a shithole this country is, you should know that by now.
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Yes, loneliness has turned you to a cat mom/ Dad. But it's better, hey. Better than coming up to ask Ádámù when Nepa take light so you can use the almighty equation to know when dem go bring am back.
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No one wants a perfect society, no one can get that but at least give us a working one na. How person wan dey productive with 6hours of electricity? Spend 4hours daily in traffic and Oga boss go expect better presentation. Bros, no vex, I been go tap light for next compound
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Don't mind me once again.. I am not one for threads but this one is sponsored by two bottles and sad memories. Pause.......
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There's also you with no immediate plan to leave because let's face it, you wan go start all over again? Start adapting to new faces, places and language? And when you try to explain to folks that you don't see yourself leaving, you are the "Unserious" one.
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Funke couldn't come with you to the airport but she is now in the Netherlands with her husband and child. Francesca left the country before you and only time you have seen her since then was two years ago when she came for detty December.
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So.. Let me get this straight, while she is in the house.. We can dance when we go to clubs? 👀
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And having to explain "Ogiri Gbamila" while playing monkey (mocking) post.
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Begs the question... When is everyone getting back on the street?
Our flag guy is back! This time the flag says ‘who ordered the lekki massacre?’
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Your life? That money fit change your environment make your crew come back house again? Or na just money make you sef take package yourself japa. But that one get comma, you japa and everybody still dey like five different continents.
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Today on Twitter NG...we have Petty saturday. If u like curse,cry,smile..we shall like n RT.. shey ni e stupid ni 😒
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Once again.. Vote for your candidate o, anybody you believe can fix all these shit. But ask yourself, if your candidate decides to play Jenga with our lives, how are you going to hold him accountable? I have a simple theory but I think you are going to need two bottles for this.
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When they can't come home because they have been shitty and there's always a protest at their door steps. Maybe just maybe things go begin change small small. If not for the whole country but for your locality for a start.
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, you can't reach the president with all your complaints, protests and what not but you know what you can do. You can hold the ones closer to you accountable. Make them share that sense of loneliness you feel with each friend leaving the country.
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Just to power on my laptop. I manage finish up work before dem discover me and we do small royal rumble. All that one no even pain me o. Got to my regular bread and Akara woman just to discover I had forgotten my change with the bus conductor. How presentation Wan take gel?
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That you are already part of the system, you can't deny that. The best thing you can do is not bring your kids into the same fucked up society/system. But as long as it's just you alone for now, you go dey use weyreh port am.
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The ones you left behind go attend wedding with Tohbad on the wheels of steel. Go dey send you videos and pictures. You miss home but what can you do? can only smile and be happy at the moment because you know once you leave your job, it's straight home to your couch and cat..
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Rick Ross on every feature. Boss just wants to talk about his luxurious lifestyle.
i hate when rappers hop on a song as a feature and change the whole meaning of the song
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Trying to understand how you came to that conclusion. No teaser, no trailer out yet but somehow 3 female superheroes have got you triggered.
Guy!. This movie is going to be the Wokest most insufferable bs powerful-woman movie of all time😹 even worse than charlies angels. Just watch and see.
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Was calling this plumber over the phone to come help fix the toilet bidet nozzle, he was sounding all confused. When he got here and saw what I meant, he goes "Ohhh, wash bumbum". 😭😭😂GOD!
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Pouring sand on Dad's coffin was a really hard thing to do ... And yet, there was a certain calmness even if I can't sleep properly.
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Lágbája was lucky his reign wasn't during social media boom. 2weeks into his career and one of him band members go don upload for IG "Chilling with the king".
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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2022 is going to be way better.. I am definitely not asking, I am taking.
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😞Anytime I see pictures of these dogs, I always remind myself not to come to your house, Sir 😔... I can't run
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The protest in Gbagada has started on well. If you are around, feel free to join them. You can reach out to
@DeycallmiFaMe
@Kassie_Usman
#SARSMUSTEND
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