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I think of this as a badge of honor
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@nomunnynohunny Women are generally allowed a little crying and most managers I know are ok with that. If a guy cries then you treat him the same as a crying women but start looking for reasons to fire him.
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@mjcRavens1 @littlefeattweet Trump is using their song without permission, they have every right to clarify that and to ask him to stop. Good riddance to you and your MAGA sense of entitlement and chronic victimhood.
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@holy_schnitt Well I think the girl in the picture will be ok.
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@GRRMspeaking Well, that's excellent news. We wouldn't want you to rush though. Take your time and get it perfect.
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@RonFilipkowski @BlueSlant They don't want to understand. That judge belongs on a sitcom.
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@kim Not enough. The cabinet needs to act.
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@RoseGardenLiker @AldenofSaturday @LawyerMusical @ninaturner @JohnCornyn He's a lonely incel sitting in his mom's basement making a fool of himself online while muttering to himself that he's owning people. He's desperate for any attention, and he'll gladly take the negative type. He's used to it, it's what he grew up on.
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@thedailybeast Tucker is this guy. He should have been gone a couple of years ago
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@BlackRock What are you buying in residential real estate?.
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@sally_yachts @borgposting When cops have to go hunting for trouble it's a sure a sign the department is bigger than it needs to be.
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@cnnbrk @BlindMike_ I'm on vacation now i want to know when I can stop.
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@juliacarriew @EoinHiggins_ But its such a fun job 🤦‍♂️
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@kim Let's hope there's an epilogue
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@Thommo_online @tonyhawk @CoochieHQ He just dumps out the coffee and goes to another coffee shop, hoping to be recognized. Old age for slightly famous people must be hell.
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@MilitantKitteh @evren__7 that's something good shit huh?.
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@G_CURLEY Stop crying. you love free speech until someone uses it to disagree with you.
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@Barstool_Quotes @BarstoolNate @BarstoolYak @Trysta_Krick I really starting to like this Trysta.
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@bethbourdon @NotABigJerk When you want to be victim but give off incredibly creepy vibes, say it's about the children.
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@EoinHiggins_ I'm pretty sure this is not the only guy who has been trying to get on his show to tell a different story than the one he is pushing to his conspiracy loving fans
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@ggreenwald @WajahatAli strettcchhh.
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@Scaramucci @MichaelCohen212 Yes has Trump has a forceful personality. Still the two of you were grown men.
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@soledadobrien I think she's confusing socialism with evangelical Christianity.
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@KCWiddoes I only notice the art when it's bad.
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@stoolpresidente I bought Penn at $4.20.
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@RobertGrulerEsq @joerogan @YouTube Agree calling it dewormer is intentionally misleading It's used on humans too & it's only 1 of the ingredients in some dewormers. Big problem if people use dewormer. NO good evidence it works on Covid. Nobel Prize references are also misleading. Wasn't at all about viruses.
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@ndrew_lawrence Some areas of US might wind up being defacto controlled by various militia groups in coordination with local radicalized PDs . Don't underestimate how bad things can go & how quickly. Most likely is GOP cementing minority rule, potentially for decades, while the left hand wrings.
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@kirkmin If I found out my doctor was a Stoolie I would run to find another doctor.
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@ndrew_lawrence Cucker Tarlson. He is talking to his audience and he's right, they have never heard those debates because they are stuck in a Fox News echo chamber. The people having those debates are the ones he mocks as woke.
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@kigerpunk @nomunnynohunny I am semi serious & I speak for myself as a male & somewhat for other male managers. Its not easy to have any employee cry & I didn't fire any men for crying but have to admit it was a little more uncomfortable the couple times it was a guy. Its not like i had a lot crying.
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@ndrew_lawrence Scrolling the names of victims while fighting off attempts to prevent additions to the list. I don't think he gets that a school shooting like Uvalde will likely stay with the rest of students for a lifetime and leaves a whole town in fear for a long time.
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@ryangrim @lhfang We aren't even pretending not to be thoroughly corrupt anymore.
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@thotteusstevens Do you mean this .
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@Sofazz2020 @nomunnynohunny can I buy a vowel?.
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@auto_news_feed I rarely disagree with @jonstewart (who had a very friendly appearance on Rogan's show and could benefit from another) but what I've seen so far is an under reaction .Spotify's relationships with Rogan is basically the same as Fox & Tucker. Why should people support it?.
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@MattBinder A grifter defending a grifter who was protecting the king of the grifters.
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@holy_schnitt That's very perceptive. Psychopaths are very charming.
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@TaylorLorenz She only rents the one room, and she was doing fine until the cat knocked over one of the pots, and she is trying to get the soil back in the pot. I mean obviously.
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@afrocosmist I believe our fate was already sealed over a decade ago
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @Duckygonewild Says the guy who's dad pulled people off the streets of Portland in unmarked cars using troops without insignia.
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@ryangrim Someone obviously cried themselves to sleep last night.
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@bill_bc3 @DK5877483230887 @mjbyrnes44 There are still people so dumb they think the feds are coming and someone else could be charged with John's murder.
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@marwilliamson @c_Kid1 I sent you $10 when you said we should be asking why people are getting sick, I think it was the first debate. I would have voted for you much more happily than I did for Biden. Bernie too.
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@benshapiro "We're actually deceived by the writer". Tell me you don't know anything about narrative fiction without actually saying you know nothing about narrative fiction.
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@stoolpresidente A little recap
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Here is a thought @richardvetstein. If you don't want to be called a liar, don't lie. Charges plural. I guess Vetstein wants to make the jurors who voted guilty go public so they can be harassed to send a message to the next jury
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@annamerlan I was in 2 supermarkets the last couple days & it was about 10% maybe 15 % masked. I did find the perfect answer if someone ask why I'm wearing one. "Because I can read & do basic math, that's why".
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@mistergeezy @fuckcancer56 well actually. The NY AG needs to investigate immediately and the officer suspended.
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@dickinmcknugget @JosephRReagan @paradoomer I did it for the T-shirt
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@StephenM But you aren't just speaking as a jew, you are more than that, you are also a
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@soledadobrien From "The Hill" "Mitchell separately told Chauvin's attorney during the jury selection process that he had a "very favorable" opinion of the Black Lives Matter movement" I fail to see the problem with it now.
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@cantfindlulu Psychedelics were a big part of the Boomers coming of age. The expanded the world the way color changed TV. They played a big part in expanding musical genre. I saw them more as a pointer to a path for growth than causing growth directly but maybe that's semantics.
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@ScottAdamsSays If he gets his news from one "side" he'll always have 1/2 a story.
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@pareene I think its apparent to a lot of people. People said it a long time ago too. Its bad though, it reminds me of Asimov's "Foundation" at the beginning where little things not getting fixed was the 1st sign of the fall of civilization.
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@TuesdayGazette Also Jen McCabe did not search Hos long to die in the cold at 2:27am and Biomechanics is not conclusive like DNA
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@ndrew_lawrence He hasn't been able to surprise me for years.
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@stoolpresidente Worse than finding a turd in the pool. Finding a Portnoy.
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@ndrew_lawrence Some people are extremely upset to find out immigrants are not eating people's pets.
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@CDRosa @AnaKasparian I think people don't realize that riots were an essential part of the civil rights movement of the 60s.
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@DonotInnovate @mcuban Well it's more like we learned that too. It'll be great to be rid of Trump, but we didn't exactly elect FDR.
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@lindsayberra @YogiBerraMuseum @USPS Not just an all-time great player, he's a cultural icon. Also, a Zen Master of koans.
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@KayceSmith @kpondiscio @rudeboy_junda @BWalkerSEC @BarstoolCFB @UnnecRoughness Good to see Brandon having such a good time. It's sweet the way you look after him.
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@VivekGRamaswamy @WMUR9 @AdamSextonWMUR The Fed reserve is independent of the executive branch. Tell me you have no idea what you are talking about without actually saying it
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@Perpetualmaniac There's a Congresswoman who believes wildfires are caused by space lasers owned by the Rothschilds. Did you have a point?.
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@Truecrimewine Alan Jackson is the scum of the earth. Pass it on. He is still slandering Jen McCabe. It's gone beyond just reckless disregard to actual malice
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@kim If you are talking about Trump I think it's a badge of honor to be blocked.
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@Scaramucci It won't matter because his supporters are completely brainwashed.
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@GratefulDead @jerrygarcia Eyes of the World (Englishtown ver).
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@CalebJHull No tried to destroy @joerogan show evidence.From what I see on Twitter.Most people who have concerns don't even want his show cancelled, they are just pushing back on obvious blatant misinformation. Many would like to see Malone's episode pulled as he is thoroughly debunked.
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@AubryAndrews Not my cup of tea and I don't know anything else about him, but all things being equal, I would be more likely to vote for him because this is being used to attack him and what that says about the people that oppose him.
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@greg_price11 That was weird, who watches that show?.
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@lindsayberra @YogiBerraMuseum @USPS Interesting article about the stamp.
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@CPT_Cosmosis @meowmeowmeuw @halomancer1 I'd let everyone speak but this is proof that we have have passed the point of no return.
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@guffynicola @montrealer97 @deette_hankins @phildstewart They'll be a market for them but painful for now
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@ggreenwald @Harvard4Bernie i regret not voting for Nader.
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@JenniferCandoli all the Roganites obviously
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@lauraapollo @michelleinbklyn Rohrbacher championed Medical Marijuana at least. I'm not sure if I spelled the name right but the spell checker wants me to replace it with "Gorbachev".
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@mscharliegirl75 wow that's an awesome question. I'm sure at least some don't. I doubt many are even interested in knowing what it means. They live in a fog of Cognitive Dissonance.
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@BarstoolMintzy @KMS_Reddit @BWalkerSEC Saying it's the most progressive town in Miss. Is like saying it's the best-looking car in the junkyard.
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@AndreaKuszewski @nytimes Trump actually had to give a lot of that money back .
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@thumpio Cuomo needs to create a unit to deal with the incredible problems in NY. Rochester, Buffalo and NYC proves its not just a local problem.
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@dhlovelife @cwt_news You're talking to people who thrive on misinformation.
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Outstanding, we need a gofundme for the O'Keefe to fund getting the word out and pursuing civil litigation.
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I love that the people of Canton, MA did this. Thank you!.#KarenReadisGuilty #JusticeforJohnOKeefe
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@andrew_durso @BudrykZack You don't have to like it but they are asking to let other people enjoy it without snobs talking down to them.
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@briebriejoy I voted for her in 2016.
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@ndrew_lawrence Obviously Joe Biden is creating these storms with the help of George Soros and Rachel Maddow in order to sell the whole climate change hoax about how weather was going to get more severe🤬. (They Let Kamala throw the switch).
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@ryangrim @SaraLSirota I've said before but. The Democrats run to the left in primaries, to the center in the generals, and govern center right. The GOP moved so far right that it makes the Democrats look center left but they are largely are not.
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@kim This needs to be put on T-shirts that say Iranian Lives Matter
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@aidachavez I will never forget his presiding over the farce that was the Anita Hill hearings. It would be hard to list all the ways Biden was complicit in many of the ills the left is trying to combat.
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@EoinHiggins_ @sfpelosi didn't fall far from the tree.
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@AndreaKuszewski I'm struggling between going with "Gone with the Testicles" and "Planet of the Testicles".
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@Brett21448762 The same reason other people do, obviously.Do you think being intentionally obtuse is clever or something?. Its still the lesser of two evils. Just not by that much. And both evils are getting worse. but enjoy dissembling if it floats your boat.
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@ryangrim what do the Ukrainians want?.
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@notmehdi @Carnage4Life He only missed by this much
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@bluestatecave @georgeamiri @big_business_ It's always the smallest minds who say "end of story".
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