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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, It's not. Dr. Seuss, The Lorax

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@GregAbbott_TX @TxDPS How can you be grieving? .YOU APPROVED
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@ml8_ml8 @KSergatskova They killed the mayor delivering food. He saved a priest, because somehow his life had more value. The whole fekin thing is tragic.
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@AndySpecht @AP I thought this sounded familiar. 😕. transcripts, mostly of interviews with Coral Springs Police, portray a number of Broward deputies outside the building, crouching behind cars or pacing while children and staff lay wounded inside. 17 people died.
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@FLOTUS 1 day, 20 hours, 4 minutes, .36 seconds. until Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at 12:00:00 noon (Washington DC, District of Columbia time)
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@briantylercohen LOL history.
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@bubbaprog Fixed it.
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@costareports @brooklynmarie How about President Joe!?
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@AndrewFeinberg This has never been more clear. It's a grift. 💰.It was always a grift.
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@ByronYork Not to Home Depot specifications? . Dude, WTF?!!.
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@ProjectLincoln It's a howler monkey escaped from the zoo.
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@JasonAblin @BrendanNyhan We know the truth.
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@salarta @nameshiv @MatWBT Excuse me, the ship is a fat bottom girl.
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@RandPaul This you?
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@realDonaldTrump 25% of Republicans want you impeached. I'm one of them. FkTrump #ImpeachTrump
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@eliza_relman They only paid us for an hour Roy, I wanna go home and watch Honey Boo Boo reruns. 😂.
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@dlippman The official added that “appointees have been advised that they have options including COBRA and the Affordable Care Act.”. Welcome to reality.
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@VinylVixenRecs @RedHourBen Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller, together forever.
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@ProjectLincoln @KLobstar I like this one.
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@jeffbcraven “Who lets New Jersey have a Twitter?” tweeted someone with 88 followers. The reply – “Your mom” – had nearly a half-million likes and 85,000 retweets.". 🤣
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@MartynMcL @LincolnsBible Oh, I hope Janey Godley was there.
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@matthewamiller Keep that damn car parked until everyone is buckled up. BECAUSE DAD CARES. ❤.
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@JoshMandelOhio @BerniceKing @AlvedaCKing Good lord. 🙄. EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS WRONG.
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@axios @Susan_Hennessey WELL THE FORMER GUY SURE AF GOT A TON OF DONATIONS BASED ON HER LIES. WHERE'S THE REFUND?.
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@TrumpsTaxes @cam_joseph I want names.
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@GretaThunberg @Trump_ton Love my new hat!! 😃
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@CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump @Yankees He's going to be "busy".
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@cardibita @iamcardib It’s porous, sorta soft, and easy to chew.
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@TravisAllen02 "In May 2018, Trump ordered the NSC’s entire global health security unit shut down, calling for reassignment of Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolution of his team inside the agency.".
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@georgehahn @MelissaJPeltier @Jim_Jordan @foxandfriends 🤔 Even Fox knows he was lying.
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@JeffLieber @Yamiche ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. "In May 2018, Trump ordered the NSC’s entire global health security unit shut down, calling for reassignment of Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolution of his team inside the agency.".
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@JasonSCampbell Umm. what?!
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@ColMorrisDavis @donwinslow The Eviction Will Be Televised!
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@BillEvanina Biden to Putin.
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@riotwomennn Is the lightpost a close friend of his? .What am I missing?
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@Mike_Pence Hey, remember when you flew to be at a football game then you left before the game and it cost US $250,000?.We remember! . #Biden2020
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@TCara65 @Acyn He's very much in his lane.
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@darinp2 @ChelseaClinton There's a meme for that! 😂. *App in development
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@JoJoFromJerz @Redistrict Did you see Katie Porter's 🔥
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@Amy_Siskind Bingo!!
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@jbendery They all look so proud to be beside him. I love that in a supporting staff of a powerful world leader. 🇺🇸
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@JenRourke29 FWIW."Lugo, who was running for Senate District 29 as a Republican, dropped out of the race Saturday afternoon. "I will not be running for any office this fall," he wrote on Twitter, before temporarily deactivating his account.".
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@sarahgroh Aren't the Republicans worried about antifa, and/or does Boebert want to open carry? . Also, WHO had the authority to do this at noon?.
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@CruelBritannia @helen Mmmmmaybe?
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@maggieNYT @BrendanNyhan Will Rand Paul be there?.If so, will he blush? 😚
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@willsommer @travis_view Should we dress up, or?.I just need to know if I should wear a bra.
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@RussOnPolitics @marcorubio Move to Florida just to vote for Val. 🇺🇸
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@AdrianMorrow Arrest them all.
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@KaleighRogers @_MAArgentino @oneunderscore__ Please share. I ain't going over there.
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@scottbix Lots of miserable women around these men. 🤔
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@ProjectLincoln I need a xanax if we're getting a trifecta!
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@ZTPetrizzo @brooklynmarie She ate some, didn't she?
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@yashar Different paper, no sub to NYT.
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@AliVelshi @ianbassin Mitch admitted the truth.
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@dougmillsnyt @realDonaldTrump Trump now thinks Coronavirus is made out of weird Legos.
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@AndrewSolender Don't stop there! .*add Matt Gaetz
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@Amy_Siskind @CNN The gun manufacturer has reportedly pulled out of NRA conference? .Here's one of their ads. NO MORE!. #VoteBlueToSaveOurKids
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@Robillard “A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit”.
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@DailyMirror Well, she doesn't give afuck about Christmas, so.
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@BillPascrell So, this guy really IS a villain. Who'd have thunk it?
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@ProudResister @BradleyWhitford Spring breakers who chose to party would take precedence over a responsible 65 year old? .SMDH.
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@donwinslow @Yahoo He didn't take the stuff?. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@itsJeffTiedrich @SenatorCollins I'm sorry, that's not on the list.
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