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The climate’s collapsing, we’re choking Earth in plastic & millions of species face extinction because of capitalism. How the fuck do you think I feel?

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@BaronvonRyan
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Why does every smug centrist dumbass on this site downplaying genocide & telling you that you aren’t actually struggling to pay rent look like this?
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@BaronvonRyan
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@WhackNicholson Oh hey, it’s a comic from Hans Grabener AKA Stonestoss, an avowed Nazi from Spring, Texas. Just in case anyone forgot who he is.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@hausofdecline There are two beings of immense power Zoro must defeat by the end of One Piece. One is Dracule Mihawk. The other are a set of stairs.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@Buddyhead We aren’t going to make it, are we?
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@BaronvonRyan
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This idiot is gonna get played by fascists into doxxing another random person again & he’s gonna act like he did nothing wrong when that person loses their job because both him & fascists suck.
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@BaronvonRyan
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Of course another Obama advisor has revealed themselves to be an Islamophobic piece of shit. Eve Gerber & Stuart Seldowitz weren’t aberrant outliers. Thousands of demented people like this were affecting foreign policy, and they don’t have the excuse of being GOP.
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“Thank you for walking through neighborhoods with your terrorist scarf.” A Harvard graduate student wearing a keffiyeh, was subjected to Islamophobic harassment on campus by Eve Gerber, wife of Jason Furman, professor at Harvard's Kennedy School and a former Obama Admin advisor.
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@LolOverruled This is why you don’t get your hopes up in this timeline.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@terminallyOL Fun fact: depending on the neighborhood, you wouldn’t even need to steal bread! I am active in mutual aid work in the city where we rescue bread & distribute it to folks who need it. (Also unless the Punisher is a cop, you’re safe from him too)
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@feraljokes That’s the fun part, it’s hard to say! It could be a couch made out of balsa wood! It could be a couch only your cat can fit on! It could be a couch stuffed with cockroaches!
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@BaronvonRyan
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Just wanna repost this gem. It was the first comic I saw from @hausofdecline & it remains a favorite of mine. Thanking you for gifting your art & humor to the world. Happy Saturday folx.
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@BaronvonRyan
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Go fuck yourself @whstancil
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Home prices have risen 54% since 2019, per Washington Post.
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@ChazakielDoremi He was in a position to shoot Space Hitler’s second-in-command & he did. Even if it didn’t work out for him, that’s badass. Han rocks.
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@ReznorokRoll They all look like Yuppie Jared Fogles.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@whstancil @fuhqueme “Other stuff to discuss”, like other topics you haven’t engaged with existing scholarly literature on? Or other graphs that you can’t be bothered to read whose data undercuts your narrative?
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@BaronvonRyan
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@BernieSanders It’s going to give me almost enough to cover a month of rent. That’s it. Not even going to me, it’s to my LL. It took months of work to get us what amounts to crumbs, while corporations & the uber rich got billions in handouts without a second thought during this pandemic.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@inthefade 1) the moon landing 2) Prince / jazz / hip-hop 3) New York style pizza 4) the polio vaccine 5) convincing Japan that baseball isn’t boring
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So Biden’s just not gonna do anything as fascist state govts defy a fascist-controlled SCOTUS to commit violence against migrants, and we aren’t allowed to defy SCOTUS on abortion, homelessness or climate, but Biden can still unlawfully fund a genocide. Burn it all down.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@vivafalastin Or at the very least make it so those jets can’t fly. For real, Taylor Swift is likely responsible for more carbon emissions than a what stadium of her fans will emit in their lifetimes.
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Mia Khalifa from the top rope:
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Still a lower body count than any member of the IDF, and I can’t be taken to the ICJ for mine
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@_rathbone What in the strawman is this?
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@BaronvonRyan
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Never forget Aaron Bushnell. Fight for the world he would have wanted.
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@hausofdecline @OverTheEdge1999 Guess since we’re naming women whose music slaps: Siouxsie Sioux, Racheal Price, Gangsta Boo (rip), Lady Saw, Amy Winehouse, Hayley Williams, Molly Daisy, Amber Coffman, Tatiana Shmayluk
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@robrousseau I can’t stress how far gone you must be to get outflanked by Alex Jones of all people to your left.
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@SxarletRed The death toll is almost certainly in the six figures now. It is very possible it could hit seven figures when the dust finally settles if it continues. At this point a global coalition of nations would be needed to stop the Palestinian genocide by force. It’s gotten that bad.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@whstancil “The rich controlling journalistic media is actually a good thing” is exactly the sort of breathtakingly gormless take I expect from you
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@OnlyAWorldAway Wait, so it’s just a fresh banana you tape to the wall? And people bought this for $120k pretty much for a certificate of authenticity, detailed diagrams and instructions for proper display? I mean shit that’s funny.
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@SomeTweeter420 This is scummy. I used to bartend. The one time I saw a guy slip something in a drink, I poured the drink out, got the guy’s info, kicked the guy out, apologized to the lady & got her a new drink on the house. And if anyone didn’t feel safe, they could always ask us & we’d help.
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@CarlBeijer Lmao wait this is how I find out Joe Lieberman died? 😂😂😂
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@hausofdecline Poor Peter, this is more heartbreaking than the time Bruce Willis got committed. [cut to inappropriate gag of a sundowning Bruce Willis crawling through vents, glass shards in his feet, picking off family members at a nursing home].
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ratatouille is a mecha
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@LolOverruled And they had to pay people to be at the pro-genocide march.
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@broseph_stalin Hey so can I speak honestly about what should happen to this child-raping child murderer, or will I get the banhammer for saying what we’re all thinking?
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@BaronvonRyan
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@feraljokes I really want to know now if it’s actually legit or not. Please let us know when your couch arrives sometime in August when you least expect it.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@SxarletRed @mindys4Biden That’s the neat part, they don’t.
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@CHECKYSTOMPER69 Wait, THIS is how I learn the origin of the word “saxophone”? How many other instruments are named after its creators?
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@BaronvonRyan
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@LolOverruled Probably some sort of false flag that is designed to fracture the left.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@LadyDumplings Seriously. A whistleblower got assassinated by the company he was testifying against, and our institutions are completely uninterested in either bringing them to justice or finding out what damning info Boeing was willing to assassinate a man to hide.
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@hausofdecline I feel like these are related
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@hausofdecline Wait is that actually a major plot point? I thought it was about killing gods on some giant fractured floating continent.
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@afrocosmist It doesn’t surprise me in the slightest that noted NIMBY Steph Curry was involved in making this.
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@hausofdecline (SABAODY thru MARINEFORD) this is a degree of heartbreak I never thought this story could bring me. But if Luffy can rise from this, I too can overcome anything. I will not be broken.
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@BaronvonRyan
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@bennettusername Genocide denier says what?
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@carterforva You say that now, but just wait until he literally assaults a woman in a keffiyeh in order to get an extra $5,000 from AIPAC.
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@ginandjuniper She’s always been absurdly funny. And yet she somehow managed to go even further beyond.
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Do not forgive liberals who are only just coming around on Palestine half a year into the most obvious genocide we’ve ever witnessed. They have not asked for forgiveness, and have done so much to ensure the genocide continued. Until they earn it, fuck em all.
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@SimpleSiteman Yes. It’s worse than any of us imagine cuz it undermines 40yrs of case law that literally affects anything an administrative agency would’ve handled. Now instead of experts deciding, for example, whether food is safe to eat, it’s a Federalist Society sycophant out of law school.
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@Marxism_Wokeism I don’t even care if VO was doing a bit, I loathe her.
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@whstancil I'll take “things that never happened” for $500, Alex.
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@Buddyhead I hope so. Either it does or we die.
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@robrousseau Hamas is more accurately the IDF’s ISIS, in that they funded a bunch of disparate Islamists in the 70s as a counterweight to secular/leftist resistance to Israel. Israeli Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, who ruled over Gaza in the 80s, admitted to the NYT as much. They are blowback.
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@SomeTweeter420 The Numbers Fuckstein archetype.
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@Plasmaposting @netflix No, they do not. All the Netflix suits noticed was that Squid Game was wildly popular & they wanted to milk it for as much money as they could get… by creating the very games their hit show was criticizing as capitalist dystopia.
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@SxarletRed What sort of fever dream mural is this?
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@hausofdecline Jimmy Neutron would’ve worked for the SS. He would’ve worked for the CIA. He would not care how many peoples lives were ruined or stolen in furtherance of his work. As long as he was acknowledged for his genius & could continue his work in science, he would ignore the blood.
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@SC0NSTI0 I don’t disagree. I don’t trust Stancil to out fascists tho because he got played like a fiddle by them the last time he tried.
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@nukedpuppy Well, instead of blackface with offensive Indigenous appropriation, it’s only *sorta* blackface with offensive Indigenous appropriation. Check mate, libs.
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@TheMcKenziest It’s actually kind of wild how many public figures I’ve lost all respect for in the last year for simping for that genocider.
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@PanelFun @OnlyAWorldAway Exactly, it’s creative expression that merits a reaction. That sounds like art to me.
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@feraljokes Bruh, none of us have access to the sort of rocks Hunter is on.
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@OnlyAWorldAway Eh, I can’t see why it can’t be art. Art feels pretty subjective, but this banana is an expression & application of human imagination and creativity. It affects people the way art does elsewhere.
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@SeanTheRebel @PanelFun @OnlyAWorldAway It’s an imprecise definition, to be sure. But I’ve yet to encounter a definition that perfectly encapsulates the concept of art in this tongue.
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Has Anyone Not Said Kick Real Idly South Toward Icy Asphalt Nets? Go Readily As Each Bee Enters New Early Rose I See A New Avenue Zagging Inward So Too On New Eves Should Two Of Some Shag Thus How Each Comedy Asks Reality To Open Only Nightly If She Teases.
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@hausofdecline Man, I am glad you are the opposite of Stonestoss.
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@SxarletRed It’s an equation that only makes sense to a Western chauvinist or a bigot.
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@hausofdecline Okay but is it weirder than seeing Patrick Stewart with hair?
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@CrustPunk161 I choose fentanyl
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@JordanUhl @RepRashida This is maybe one of maybe three people in federal office I have any respect for anymore.
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@SocialistMMA I was at the March. The original stated goal was to march on the UN. I had no intention of staying after I learned AOC would be speaking there, nor when I learned we weren’t even going to the UN. If authority is comfy sanctioning your protest, it isn’t a protest, it’s a parade.
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@shaTIRED @berniehoe2 Before today I just disliked him for his pretentious sounding name. Thank you. I’ve been waiting for a valid reason to hate this guy.
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@NGrossman81 @jroberts548 Providing a country that is committing an ongoing genocide with weapons, that you know are being used to commit said genocide, every 36 hours, actually makes you complicit in & guilty of that genocide. But sure, just dismiss that as people *wanting* a reason to not like the guy.
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@BlackRedGuard1 I’m a bit sad though that there likely won’t be another Crow War Chief though. Mostly because it’s pretty difficult to find horses to steal from a warring faction these days.
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@FrankConniff You complain about Nazis in the streets, but don’t care about the people currently in power who are letting them gather in the streets & attack someone pointing out those in power aren’t dealing with these Nazis. Kinda makes me think you aren’t that serious about the problem.
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Will Stancil is such a brazen duplicitous wretch.
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@PerryWadeSam @WhackNicholson You may need to sit down for what I’m about to disclose… Yes.
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@CaiStark Well one of them is Nate Silver, so I’m gonna guess that 1) none of them have married, and 2) some of them want nearly identical men in Patagonia vests named Kyle or Brad.
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@FrankConniff No one in your replies was calling him a Nazi-sympathizer. He is, however, an enabler of fascism both at home & abroad. If you care at all about stopping the fascists, or about having a habitable future, you should be demanding better from the US than Biden & the Dems.
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@AllNaz1s Fuck man, I’ve lived through all that and I’m not even 30 yet.
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@isaiah_bb Man, even the receivers this guy trains look old
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BREAKING: NYC Mayor Eric Adams sending all NYPD officers into the MTA subway tunnels to find and apprehend the source of the earthquake.
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r/politics continues to be a bewildering cesspool. I’m reading the comments on the Hillary “get over yourselves” comment & the libs are convinced all the rage re: Palestine is astroturfed to help Trump & how it’s just vibes & media diets. I hate all of them.
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Oh, and before I forget, go fuck yourself @whstancil for shitting on mutual aid networks. They’re doing more good to help the marginalized than your doughy ass ever will fighting to uphold the status quo.
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@Enixgeek @WhackNicholson Yeah, remind anyone that might hire him that he’s a Nazi shitstain & do my part to to make him an unemployable pariah for starters.
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@daveanthony I hate how spot on this Onion piece proved to be
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@OnlyAWorldAway Sooo… they’re basically a bunch of Will Stancils that were born in 2003?
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@ogbonna_collin The same reason why every textbook in grade school acted like we solved racism after the Civil Rights Movement chapters ended.
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@SxarletRed Aaron Bushnell (may he rest in power) was on fire for minutes, and even in his body’s current state, he looks better than Drew does.
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Literally every time a guy on here successfully pressures his wife to open up the marriage:
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After years of pleading, I finally convinced my wife to try an open relationship. We're now both on dating apps. She has 2,000+ likes, a few dates in the diary, and has already slept with 3 men. I've gotten zero attention despite redoing my profile and paying for boosts. Gutted.
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Jake Anbinder and other contemptuous liberal scolds like Will Stancil were not nearly beaten up enough by their peers growing up. Seriously, why do we continue to let nerdy asshole beneficiaries of nepotism that look like this talk down to working class people?
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You can take issue with the article but it's bizarre that people are calling Peter Baker's son a "nepo baby," a term coined to describe why so many Hollywood stars are children of Hollywood stars. Like, oh no, Theo Baker might enter the lucrative, dynamic world of...journalism?
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@hausofdecline This is what depression feels like. That exhaustion and sense of dread are familiar.
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Dunking on someone’s poetry that is attempting to process their thoughts and feelings on an ongoing genocide is silly, and we shouldn’t be hating on the guy for trying.
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I wasn’t going to vote for Biden anyway even before the genocide. Why? He forced millions of us to resume student debt payments he has the power under the HEA to discharge. That he’s forgiven ONLY 0.07% of total student debt isn’t something to praise. That’s an utter failure.
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@Enixgeek @WhackNicholson You sure seem bothered by what you deem a non-issue. Why are you wasting time defending the guy if that’s the case?
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@Ancommiey I hate both of these pedo guys
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I saw a cybertruck for the first time today & I was not prepared for how much worse those rustbuckets look in person.
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Oh she’s mad
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