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Colton Barnhart

@BarnhartColton

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27, nerd for various things, dad rock enjoyer, purveyor of concert posters & black tee shirts

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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@godsfavslut0 My wife’s had so many women message her about me asking if I was cheating on her, I’m happy about it because it means she has shooters out here lmao
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
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@lornashawty Is he single?
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@FB_Helmet_Guy Rest in Peace, big man.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@godsfavslut0 Of course this random anecdote becomes my biggest Twitter hit to date lmao
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
3 months
@Andrettism I see your vision
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@godsfavslut0 I’m a man that gets frustrated when anyone does that lol. You can ask me 14 questions in a text & im giving you 14 answers
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@godsfavslut0 Just small, too right
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
8 months
@FB_Helmet_Guy Not in a game, but Jason Witten wearing 49 is bizarre
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
10 months
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
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@lornashawty 😂😂😂 I just wanna know his favorite PS3 games lmao
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@BarnhartColton
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
25 days
@Callihan_ We’re worse than bad, we’re boring. It’s annoying to watch this team. Even the glimpses of hope are uninteresting. At least the teams we’ve trotted out over past years were fun and/or exciting, whether they were good or not,
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
10 months
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@EerRational This is fucking brilliant, but Gojira, Killswitch, and Counterparts in the search history make it elite
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@catbadoobee Doubt you’re into metal, but Gojira’s very good!
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@lornashawty Great list! The PS2 era had some elite games, I still go back and play a bunch of them. As far as the 7000 calories go, I suggest 13 Crunchwrap supremes with Jalapeno sauce.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
11 months
@JahiemWhite_305 @reydelmundo20 Everyone else has already said it, but we’re lucky to have you! This freshman class is special & you’re the catalyst. Beyond excited to see what else you guys can accomplish this year & beyond.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@BiggRatBastard Tweet bangers, get banger numbers lmao
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
1 year
@barstoolsports First half: “wow, the Broncos might actually be the worst team ever” Second half: “wow, the Bears might actually be the worst team ever”
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
6 months
@KrisPrajapati @FadeAwayMedia Thrice In a Lifetime lol
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@catbadoobee Oh and Killing Joke is awesome! Rock, post-punk, goth, industrial, new wave, and metal scattered all through their 40+ year discography
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@EERSNATION Call me crazy, but just give me a shitload of pepperoni and I’ll be fine
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
11 days
@doctormilfy The top matching the eyes is a power move
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@wobblymami I mean, of course it was
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
3 years
@EricEstepp17 And the audio telling him to calm down and stop was eerily similar to the audio when Kyle Busch took out Ron Hornaday. Wonder where he learned that from lol
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@filthybogwench I think that would be pretty neat.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@Caillazy Certified gang 💪🏻
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@FB_Helmet_Guy I wasn’t old enough to see him in his prime, but his highlight tape and weightlifting/athletic feats outside of football are just phenomenal. Absolutely built different and would’ve thrived in any era of football.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@godsfavslut0 He’s truly a man of the people
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@smaho13 Makes sense, you’re looking bright as the sun itself 😌
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
9 months
This is FUCKING AWESOME. Proud kid, proud dad, great parent, great son. This is what it’s all about.
@MrMarcus260
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He put that MF ON you hear me?
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
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@raewolff_ Not sure if you’re aware, but your pants are ripped 😨
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
20 days
@jvssixa489 “Come in!”
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@Exjacey Got called her “3rd boyfriend” by her coworkers and I was just like 🤷🏻‍♂️ like yeah, that’s the territory lmao
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@postboob Congrats on the highest possible compliment 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@girlbmbo I’m MrCREAMCORN
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 years
@BrandinOfferman @247Sports @WVUfootball @RodneyG_3rd WVU fan here, just wanted to say we easily have the two best white uniforms in the B12 💪🏻
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@angel_0f_deathx Who cares what the lord has to say? He probably bookmarked it too tbh
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
9 months
@jayhawknana @MarchMadnessMBB @WVUhoops The Mountaineers are 7-5 against Kansas in Morgantown since joining the Big 12, including being the only team to hold KU to a losing road record in that time frame. Hardly the fluke you believe it is.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@angel_0f_deathx Leg appreciating, god bless 😮‍💨
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@godsfavslut0 Fit goes STUPID hard
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@godsfavslut0 High sex easily. Drives my sex drive through the roof
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@catmawmy The fuck? How can you be so upfront about something like that, but hide the fact that you wanted to hang out with other people? 🥴
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
10 months
@SickosCommittee I love college football
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@smaho13 You are just the epitome of gorgeous, unbelievable
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@tjs_jpg I’m special 😌
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
11 months
@WVUfootball Don’t get excited yet…
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@smaho13 You’re like if a pretty person was more pretty than usual
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
7 months
@BruiserBrogan Wom want him, and M want to be him
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@catbadoobee Give Atomship a listen too, they’re alt rock/metal and their drummer is fantastic, as well as the rest of the band!
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@Kayfanofthings @astro_kianna Blaney at WWT & Truex at Sonoma didn’t let me extend my lead but I won HUGE today and it felt like a weight off my back 😂
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@astro_kianna Kyle Larson & Corey Lajoie tonight
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
10 months
@EvanCastella @SickosCommittee Both semifinal games were, a great night for football!
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
1 year
@letsgo_eers @WVUBaseball As a Cowboys & WVU fan, sports are nothing but a letdown, year round lol.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@puppyfleshh “Forklift certified” are two words that bring irresistible urges to anyone who utters them. Be careful 🫡
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@godsfavslut0 This hits close to home
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@BarnhartColton
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5 months
@catssillyworld Yup, still there
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
9 months
Throwback to being 14, obsessed with football, loving my Mountaineers, and hearing this song on repeat. What a time.
@MonRiverShakes
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9 months
Holy Cow, Pat just referenced 6'6 240.. IT'S THE GOLD AND THE BLUE.. BLUE.. BLUE BLUE...!!!!
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@godsfavslut0 Haven’t slept, have to be up at noon. Night shifts & family plans don’t play nice with one another lmao
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 years
@RealSkipBayless As a Cowboys fan, seeing you this disappointed makes me happy. Let that sink in. 😂😂
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@Kayfanofthings @astro_kianna The least uses I have left is 4 (Reddick) and a few at 5, so I should be good for the playoff reset, but it may get tight by the end of the year. Just gotta remember there’s a road course & a super speedway to shake up some picks, and I can use Berry again at Richmond lol
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@tjs_jpg Seriously, you have a problem 😂 it’s a good problem to have, but alas, is a problem lmao
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
10 months
@BattleToad_z @TCUCarterBoys Told us WVU fans the same thing after our DT transferred there. Funny bunch.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
3 years
@dannie_pippen @HatcheTdub @TranquiloClubYT I think it hurts more this week, because the worst segment of the night closed the show, and it was especially bad. It’s one thing to throw a bad program in the middle of the show (Marina Shafir 😬) but being at the end, that multiplies the bad.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
10 months
Desmond Shidder #falcons
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@godsfavslut0 My go-to is “I’ll add it to my list!” There’s not a list, there never has been a list. Actually, there was a list once, but it was all movies *I* wanted to watch that WEREN’T recommended to me. I’m evil. Stop pushing your favorite media on me. What the hell is Harry Potter?
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
3 months
@godsfavslut0 Too late, already been 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 years
@BriaunaHillis Thats fair enough. The Anthem just isn’t for some singers, & it may just have not been for him. I’ll say I disliked his performance, but I’m not gonna judge his body of work from it. Just that I thought it was subpar. Trust me, I’m more subjective than most people on here are
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
11 months
@EerRational Your top artists are 🔥
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@astro_kianna Add JT and then a Bubba win & you will never, ever be quiet, and rightfully so lmao
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
6 months
@_willowraven Show me the hairy bean.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
6 months
@NylaRoseBeast Horny on main, but understandable, carry on.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
10 months
@JaguarGator9NFL Include a sidebar on Dan Quinn for giving Detroit 15+ yard completions the entire last drive and putting no faith in his defense to stop anything.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
9 months
@tjs_jpg Let her cook 🫡
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@doctormilfy O fucking K
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
3 years
@EricEstepp17 For clarification’s sake, I don’t ever remember Kyle Busch punching a guy wearing no helmet, without taking his helmet off.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@godsfavslut0 Can’t communicate better than me, dare you to try 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
8 months
I love this, because I love saying “not to suck my own dick” before humble bragging about something
@impossiblyeve
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why the fuck did i say this
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@BarnhartColton
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7 months
@Marcus_Mosher Zach Frazier!
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@BarnhartColton
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2 months
@astro_kianna @theestallion @xtina 43 going on 23, holy shit 🥵
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
4+ inches?? Dude I’m 6 FEET TALL, I got this shit in the bag
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Bf requirements - 4+ inches - obsessive - let me cosplay for u during h0rny time <3
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@BarnhartColton
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@BarnhartColton
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@astro_kianna That shit was as petty as it was legendary and I LOVED it lol
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@BarnhartColton
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@BruiserBrogan You are actually phenomenal
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
7 months
@MrDrewENT @WrestleVotes I said this too on another post, I love the idea if they can execute it and make both sets of belts look like the top priority.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 months
@Isaiah4Crandall @SamuelBrownRBT Madden 10’s may be the greatest soundtrack ever
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
10 months
@tjs_jpg Naw that shit was 🔥😂😂
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
3 months
@godsfavslut0 Absolutely. Drive safe, lemme know when you get where you’re going.
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
2 years
@smokingmusket As a WVU and Cowboys fan, life is pain. Enjoy this meme!
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@tjs_jpg If you don’t women like this, you maybe just don’t like women, y’know?
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
5 months
@godsfavslut0 Your sanity, obviously
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
1 year
@WVUfootball That was the game of all time. But man, I’ll take it. Proud of the effort and the heart. #HailWV
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
6 months
@BruiserBrogan I’m chunky and I’m literally a King, here’s proof:
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@BarnhartColton
Colton Barnhart
4 months
@jvssixa489 Don’t let the woke army control you
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10 months
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