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@BrandinOfferman

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#SarkIsHim #WhatAYear #HookEm

Mcmahan TX
Joined April 2020
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 months
Oh Shit it finally came. THE BIG ONE!!!!!!! What a BEAUTIFUL CARD IN PERSON. AHHHHHH i'm pumped @BuckCityBreaks
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 years
Roschon out of the boot already LFG
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 years
Bro are yall watching Kelvin Banks the true FRESHMAN holding his own and then some against will fing Anderson dudes a legend in the making.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@PicturesFoIder pineapple on pizza.
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@BrandinOfferman
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1 year
@D_JAMISON22 Ain't no Fukin way lmfao. Congrats man you know you made it when someone edited your Wiki page lmfao
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
Worthy and sanders
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
So Micah Hudson and Ryan Wingo were commenting on the live stream. interesting.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
If Texas beats Alabama week 2 i will get my first tattoo.it'll be a pole assassin monkey tattoo tramp stamp.@AnwarRichardson .@gkketch.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Holy SHIT. I hit 500 followers. I appreciate it everyone.
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 years
Junior and coach marrion.Forgot to post this one
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
We got card Evers and maalik LHN
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 years
@espn She's out out.
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 years
The shark
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@Big12Conference @KStateFB @kstatesports @CoachKli Congrats but. Jaylan Ford was Robbed.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
Ovie overshown brockermeyer
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@CFBRep To us UT fans were 0-0 conference play starts Saturday. Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
Mike roach upped his prediction from a 4 yesterday. to a 6 now
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
Jordan Whittington is in my top 10 favorites to ever wear the Burnt Orange. No matter if he has the ball or not he's always playing through the whistle. Dude is a monster and a great person Hook'em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@Hayesfawcett3 Let me find out evan stewart is decomitting from a&m to come play with ewers.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
I just re watched @CedricBaxterJr1 commitment video. I honestly believe we (Longhorn Nation) got an amazing kid coming next year. He seems so humble and is ready to work. Can't wait to see him in campus Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Just hit 800. Man thank yall so fcuking much. Longhorn Nation is truly th Best. #NoLonghornfanUnder1k.
@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Holy SHIT. I hit 500 followers. I appreciate it everyone.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@Jaylanfxrd T'Vondre Sweat the Big 12 DEFENSIVE MVP had more TD'S than the Big12 OFFENSIVE MVP. Let that sink in Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
My wife and kids bought me 7 gifts combined. these were 5 of them. It's safe to say they know me pretty damn well #HookEm
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@Doc_Texas Lil jordan was so damn good at UT man. He just got off the practice squad in New England he's a beast.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@PFF Isn't that the same thing JaMarcus Russell said?.
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 years
Bert auburn and will stone on the field first
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@BrandinOfferman
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1 year
Aaron Butler WELCOME TO TEXAS. Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Whoever is eatching the UT Volleyball game I'm living through yall. I have no internet or cable to watch so please keep posting. THANK YOU #hookem.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@dbrownqb33 @OhioStateFB @CoreyDennis_ @ryandaytime @KjarEric @rudygcarp12 @CCHSFOOTBALL_ @bangulo Damn that QB room is sooooo stacked shits crazy all them dudes could be a starter for some other school.
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@BrandinOfferman
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
I feel like I'm begging for followers. But man times are tough lol. #NoLonghornfanUnder1k.Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@playrust Do not turn the computer on and play. Is safest.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@_MLFootball @On3sports Let's Go. Brandon.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@BleacherReport Everytime I hear him speak I like him more and more. Seems like a great young man that's going to be a bad ass NFL player.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@CFBRep Jonathan Brooks "Out".Cedric Baxter "True Freshman".Jaydon Blue "Wasn't ready".Kelian Robinson "To Small".Savion Red "Who".Tre Wisner "Special Teams Only".But gahh Damnn It that OL helped and @coachchoice coached his ass off also @CoachSark Changed the CUlTURE Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@DezBryant He's a stud. I'm sure they have 3-4 corners on the roster that will be drafted.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@kyleumlang i think rice looks bad ass.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@luptonbeers Not even a tcu fan but I'll do what a can Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Dude definetly deserves a follow. He live in Japan and made 5 games this year. He also was up at 2am his time to watch the big12 championship game.
@tatsu_longhorns
TN🤘🇯🇵 (12-0 with my attending)
1 year
I'm a fan based in Japan. It is good to follow each other just in the future case you'll travel to Japan, huh?😏🤘 #NoLonghornfanUnder1k
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
So what your saying is last year we Flipped Anthony Hill JR. This year their Is a chance to flip Smith. 🤔.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
A a 0
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
WTF HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND THE KOOL-AID IS FLOWING AND I LOVE IT.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@_jayythegreat_ Ya I would hate to be the coaches of Michigan or Oregon jeezzzzz oh well. Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
Hook'Em
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Coaches making their rounds in Arizona today. Clark and now Wilson. Hell Ya Brother Hook'Em.
@_SantanaW24
Adrian Santana Wilson ✞
1 year
🤝🏽.
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1 year
@CFBRep Byron Murphy turned into superman on that last play and sent their center 8 yards into the backfield to make their qb fall. GROWN ASS MAN.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
I received my bijan cracked ice green today 4/6 and the guy I purchased from on ebay sent me a note along with it. Saying he knows a texas fan will appreciate a devin duvernay auto and caden sterns auto more than him. All I ca. Say is thank you. and I LOVE THIS HOBBY
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@playrust I've lost good friends because of rust lol.
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1 year
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 years
@Hayesfawcett3 @lil_smoove55 Best of luck young man Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
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1 year
@txfblife Their both bad ass. But gotta love that Houston uni.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@BleacherReport Well my Fantasy team was also disrespected. 4 points. sad sad day lol.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
I need 60 more followers and I'm not sleeping till I get it. #Hook'Em .#FAFO #SarkIsHim #WhoWantIt #nolongh.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Hook'Em
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@ShannonTerry As a Texas fan I will never say we're back. Whenever they do "come back". everyone will know it Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
I might be sick as a dog. but i will still be wearing my UT gear Hook'em
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@espn @TexasSoftball @OU_Softball Unseeded to the college world series LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@ESPNCFB I'm a huge longhorn fan. But please just stop we gotta get past Kansas first damn it.
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1 year
After a TD
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@BrandinOfferman
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1 year
Holy Balls 11 more. then I can sleep Hook'Em .#NoLonghornfanUnder1k.
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@BrandinOfferman
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1 year
@D_JAMISON22 I see no lies sir. Congrats man seriously bad ass and proud of you. Hook'Em
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@SWiltfong_
Steve Wiltfong
1 year
#Texas becoming the program to watch for Texas A&M defensive line commit Dealyn Evans. “It’s my dream school. Been liking them ever since I was real young. Four-years old. I like Bo (Davis), I like Sark, but BG (Blake Gideon) he always kept it real with from the jump.". More.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@thegoatanthony1 ATM might want you but we NEED TOU HOOK'EM.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
His emotions in this video got me man. One of the BEST people to ever wear Burnt Orange period. Thank you J-Whitt #HookEm.
@J_Whitt3
Jordan Whittington
1 year
Dear Texas. Thank you.
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1 year
@txforever @Hayesfawcett3 D'antre robinson to Florida. .
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@aprilPINKie I mean if you just share the messages I'm sure @Longhornfrenzy1 and @legendofchoke will get them quiet real quick. Hook'Em Dr.Finkley us Longhorns have nothing but respect for you and your family. If your at the Wyoming game where are you sitting and what are you drinking? I'll.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@kevinsjuts holy shit what a class act casey hell ya brother love to see it and we will be rooting for you the rest of the year Hook'Em
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@GolfDigest My career best would be breaking a 90. I'll take the ace all day anyday.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@haterofdayear23 @AtlantaLonghorn Chris Hanson. we got one over here.
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@BrandinOfferman
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2 years
Marcus Carr has 33points In the first half dude is having the game of his life.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@247Sports @SWiltfong247 @Horns247 @ColinSimmons__ The disrespect us unforgivable. Name 26 players better than him. I'll wait.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@Doc_Texas they both looked good last night i will say red caught damn near all the balls thrown his way he looks very impressive for a true freshman.
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@BrandinOfferman
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1 year
@BussinWTB UDFA out of Texas, Hook'Em he is a baller.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
I can't wait to see them in person at the Wyoming game.
@_delconte
Chris Del Conte
1 year
Doesn’t that look Purdy …🫣🤘🏽
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@sodpoodles Idk how much longer he will be their. He is a hell of a player 👏 he is the HISPANIC TITANIC. Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
4 years
@AGENT0__ Hey just a heads up I'm a huge longhorns fan and I'm sorry about the boosters that threatened you man about the song I appreciate you playing for the university. Love everything yall men do ill support the players over the boosters anyway of the week brother Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Go BALL OUT #6. We're all behind you man. #LHNhasYOURBack.#HookEm.
@PeteThamel
Pete Thamel
1 year
Sources: Former Texas quarterback Maalik Murphy has verbally committed to Duke. A formal announcement is expected soon. He’ll be immediately eligible with three years remaining, giving first-year coach Manny Diaz a key building block to start his tenure.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
My 8 year old with THE CATCH OF THE DAY. on my pole while I was using the facilities. She says dad I need some help. I said your good keep reeling, I look back and my pole is doubled over. So I held the pole and made her real it in, she kicked its ass 32 minutes of fighting.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@Smaje0 Vasek vasek vasek. Hill hill Hill Hook'Em gotta love your recruiting for us Mr.Burrell.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@On3Recruits @Ducerobinson2 well anyone that pays attention knows espn ranking for recruits shouldnt mean shit.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
4 years
@KamDewberry Yup I'm longhorn die hard and if a recruit doesn't pick the university of texas it wasn't meant to be. I would never hate on any one that doesn't want to be there yall should pick what's best for you and your family not what a fan base says much love Mr. Dewberry. Hook"Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@Hayesfawcett3 Again lol.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Not my most expensive gift, But definitely my favorite. #HookEm
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@kyleumlang Unseeded to the championship LETS FUCKING GOOOGOOOO.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Holy Shit!!!!! 700 in 3 days LFG!!!!.Thabk you to everyone thats followed and to whoever made this trend a thing. First person I saw was @LHFanBattle post it so big thank to you and everyone that retweeted me. #NoLonghornfanUnder1k .Hook'Em
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@LHFanBattle Maalik muhammad .Derek williams. .
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@fastlane6677 Shit omeire running now thats bad ass.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@BJFK94 Ya I think sark will take a hard pass on this one lol.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@Hayesfawcett3 @BearAlexander_ No one saw that coming. .
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@awfulannouncing That shit got me hyped. and I'm a Fucking LONGHORN FAN.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@playrust Arctic.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
Thinking about rocking this hat tonight. It's been in a plastic display case since I got it. Fuck it, #Hoo
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
@QuinnEwers They saw that interception lol jkjk good game man.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
Kelian robinson special teams MVP.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
1 year
@NashTalksTexas Byron Murphy about to play PISSED
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
2 years
Now we can say it. it's 9:53 and ou still sucks .Hook'Em.
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@BrandinOfferman
HairyOrangeWookie
3 years
@jdpickell @HuskerHep He's a damn good qb once he got hurt in the ou game last year he struggled with a hand injury. When he is healthy he's a great play maker.
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