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because the beach is fucking boring after 30 minutes
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bitches be laying on a towel for 3 hours with no problem mf I would kill myself
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WHY DID SHE THROW THE DAMN SPECIAL NEEDS KID AT THE END LMAOOOOO BRO
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@catlvrz
I love the ocean, i’ll be in the ocean for 27 out of the 30 minutes i’m at the beach. But once you are out of the ocean what are going to go sit in the sand soaking wet???? No you just go back. Point stands, Beach boring after 30 min. If i wanted to nap i have a bed
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do any vibrator companies wanna slide me $5 so i can gamble tomorrow?
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Twitter is crazy because I can post these 2 images and everybody knows who I am talking about
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He needs to scout out some hoes
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@IcyVert
how do you fix the problem is the issue. Fundamentally the human arm is not built to throw a baseball the way pitchers do. It’s not like MLB can go “don’t break your arms new rule”
If you’ve never seen it, go watch MLB pitchers arms in slow motion, it’s freaky
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you thought you could hide the forehead....
now
Who wanna play
took a few days off to reflect on my recent haircut and decided to go with something new. what do you guys think
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Why do we let this narcissistic, ugly ass, one arm having bitch have a platform
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AYO, can we get a thread of all the best tweets from Old Twitter? I’ll start
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This could be us but you screenshotted me sliding into your DMs for 50 likes on your tweet
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He don’t need a place to stay because he’s living rent free in your head 😭😭
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@IcyVert
it’s annoying that this is why there was a tiebreaker but I do agree with the decision
you didn’t come all this way to tie
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This did numbers 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 remember that YOURE stuck alone in your house with nobody to love you for probably the next 2 months, have a good day
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i have been paid 45 million dollars to tell you to listen to the greatest album of all time please do it so my kids may have dinner next month or smth
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@pebbut
he did shoot my dog, not because he replaced the girl, but because he came to my house and shot my dog in front of me
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ooooo another classic being remade with a female lead, exciting
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A Mexican guy has designed a stadium that holds a million people.
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@IcyVert
you spent all of yesterday talking about how it was Chiefs vs Everybody that was quite literally the gimmick
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UPDATE ON TINDER:
So as you guys know I have a tinder where the only picture is me with a Tennis Ball Fully in my mouth
And today we got our first message LMAO
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Damn your parents really didn’t want a daughter
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I say 14 because my brain works and I’m not retarded
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BREAKING NEWS:
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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein confidante Ghislaine Maxwell found dead in her prison cell early this morning
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Don’t know yet to be honest I just like having stupid shit on my desk
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my little brother posted this on his snap story the other day
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I find it kinda funny that 3 different people sent you cares with the exact same “Thank You” in stylized writing it’s almost like you guys wrote letters to yourselves
We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter.
#OneAustinSaferTogether
#Thankful
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@IcyVert
“no i like being able to create 5000 different variations of my gun that require me to grind for 20 hours and watch 6 youtube videos to make good
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Boys who are good at video games are like the hottest thing ever. Like if you can squad wipe 🥵🥵🥵🥵 I NEED YOU
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Priests when they hear “Fuck 12” vs when they realize what it’s for
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Keem and H3H3 calling each other snakes
Vs Leafy just chilling out knowing somehow he’s the reason this is all happening
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