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hey i got one IQ point do u want it - (he/him, 25) 18+ only
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Joined November 2013
fantasy tropes are so funny cause they’re literally always like:.North = some unspeakable evil.South = pirate jungle islands.West = unexplored continent/forbidden seas.East = asia. no like, it’s just asia. from real life.
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mentioned the concept of not having a gender to my 11-year old nephew and his eyes lit up as he called out “like a sea slug!!!!!” with the most genuine excitement ive seen in years.
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god i am so fucking excited for whatever surreal hellscape melania crafts this year for christmas
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a famous internet personality giving his contact info to a legion of underage fans who all trust him completely and unquestionably is probably very normal, and history proves that this could never foreshadow anything bad.
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you are delusional if you think as a child i gave a fuck about anything that wasn’t ben 10
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sometimes they just straight up copy the entire history of china or japan beat for beat it’s so fucking funny.
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to clarify, i was not actually educating him on this, but he asked what gender my stuffed seal is, and dammit they arent a boy or a girl, im not gonna lie to him. the integrity of my stuffed animals canon is important to me.
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and yes this is the same nephew that has a crush on multiple boys and girls from naruto. we watched a few episodes of bleach together today.
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olimar: oh god im gonna be trapped on this planet forever. im gonna die here.his UI:.
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they tried to trick us into thinking it was normal last year but i know a room from the shining when i see it 😤.
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marie kondo: getting rid of things you dont like reduces stress and clutter in your home.capitalists: THIS WOMAN DOESNT WANT YOU TO OWN THINGS ANYMORE.
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nobody will miss you after you die but the maggots that feed on your rot
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u ever think about how people always made those Relatable Jokes about being nervous around cops when they’ve never even committed a crime, and how that was, like, one of the biggest dystopian red flags possible and we all just laughed along with them.
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@NicholasFerroni holy shit i. just realized i dont think ive ever had a nonwhite teacher. what the fuck.
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i have a controversial take: maybe instead of passively letting white supremacists adopt all these secret symbols and gestures, then warning each other not to use them, maybe we should. like. actively try to defend innocent culture + not allow nazis a secret club to giggle over??.
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our house.in the middle of the street.our house.she’s a gamer and has feet.
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idiot: global warming can be solved by eliminating rampant capitalist greed at its source and enacting environmentalist countermeasures. galaxy brain scientists: Sun’t.
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pro tip: never attempt to show any meaningful interest in the stories that are important to your partner. this will result in a healthy relationship :).
pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud.
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these are literally just the pills i take every morning dude what are u even talking about.
if u take an adderall and an antidepressant at the same time your brain takes a screenshot.
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dems: we are happy to announce. that jeff bezos will be our 2020 candidate. gop: The N Word. thank you. dems: well, its seems we have been outclassed once again. good show, valued rivals. poor people: (dead of starvation).
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did xxxtentacion get out of the hospital yet? havent heard from that guy in a while.
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bro why do these halo marines sound exactly like fucking NorthernLion
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im making a list for songs that enrage me please send me your most irritating/least favorite songs
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if his intentions are pure, i think the responsible thing to do is not encourage his fans to do this with any content creator, instead of insisting that trusting him is the only reasonable thing to do in this situation.
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no tweets today in honor of max. he had a tumor that burst today and we had to put him down. we love you, buddy.
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just yelled “AH FUCK ARE THESE THE ONES WITH SALMONELLA” with a mouthful of freshly-bought goldfish crackers in the grocery store parking lot and i know for a fact it was heard by multiple old women.
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@GreenTextRepost OP's mom thinks they have wife-murderer vibes and is concerned about it lol.
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i can tell some of you are really hitting your limits bc ur tweeting shit like “cops are not very nice” go off you twisted animal go off.
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what doesnt kill you makes you longer. it stretches you out by your fingers and little toesies. bending. snapping. inch by inch. sometimes you wish it had killed you.
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@Cinnamonbyte wow!! its almost like being an emotionally manipulative dictatorship is not an effective way of parenting or connecting with your child! incredible!! who could have seen this coming.
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@NataliaAntonova hate to be the bringer of bad news, but we’ve been selling weapons to and meddling in the affairs of that country as far back as ronald reagan :/.
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prom is playing “dj got us falling in love” and my boyfriend just sprinted over to me from the refreshments table to yell “CREEPER, OH MAN” and i hit him.
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im sorry i love yall but im not opening a meme with a bunch of communism theorists faces in it. it wont even contain a joke, i know how you guys are.
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i would kill any of you fuckers if it meant i could feel again
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me: (in toad from mario voice) ITS TIME TO GET FUCKIN FUCKED UP PUSSIES LETS GET OBNOXIOUS TODAY.me after taking my meds:
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this is fucking cowardly and irresponsible. she should have done it sober.
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when you have definitely taken adderall before.
took an adderall and then accidentally stayed up to write a 20,000 page essay on why i firmly believe wisconsin isn’t real and what the government is hiding there.
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this is what all mainstream political discourse boils down to
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need to get eaten by a dinosaur here.
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if any of yall are straight in my mentions im gonna have to clap u.
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"water elemental had a very low pick rate" oh my godddd not everything in the game needs to be part of a mythic/pvp build!!!! sometimes people play the game in ways that arent competitive!!!.
Disappointed to see them sticking to their guns so hard on the pet removals. Both are a severe loss of fantasy for both classes and feel super out of line with the intended goal for the 10.1.5 rework and Dragonflight's talent revamp as a whole. I hope they rethink it in future.
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your boyfriend, weak and foolish: pampers you and gets you heartfelt presents for your birthday.my boyfriend, who makes me strong: gives me a saw-like ultimatum that, if answered incorrectly, will result in the purchase of a signed copy of “milk & honey” by rupi kaur
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@DegenDilly cant wait for the next rule "dont show this list to people who arent members yet" lol.
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@mitskithoughts probably just people who want to do the whole "i liked her early work, before YOU were a fan" routine honestly lol.
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anyway, since this exploded i should mention that like, yeah i obviously assumed its not his literal personal phone number lmao, it’s still like. a really weird and bad look? and the fact that he isnt the first to do this is kinda the point i was making. just be careful, ok? 👍🏼✨.
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the spamton sweepstakes finale being made by the RTVS crew implies that either someone at fangamer with a lot of pull, or toby fox himself, watched a clip of wayne unveiling the GameClam or doing footwerk or something and was like "this is exactly the energy we need".
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just had a dream there was a christmas sandwhich exclusively in the UK called the “montchwas” and the brits went fucking NUTS for it even tho it appeared to just be two slices of dark wheat bread with little or nothing in between them.
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i didnt let salem eat my breakfast and now he’s sulking in the box
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i would smooch and pet a possum if given the chance. they’re a lil messy but they have good souls inside and i want to make them happy. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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like obviously the swastika is not what im talking about but like. references to norse mythology, certain tattoo designs that might just Look Cool to a layperson, and even as it pains me to say it, memes like pepe, should not go down in history as "some assholes stole these".
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horrible president. have you heard the most recent tape?.
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@pix_the_wad this is why we stan the artists from Morrowind who tricked todd howard into including cool shit by designing even crazier art to make the intended designs look tame by comparison.
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that isnt a progressive take actually. literally nothing good will ever come from cultivating even more suspicion against us, even if you think you're just being "realistic" because this kind of shit has consequences.
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how u gonna make a poll with two fuckin synonyms.
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also this should be obvious but just in case: don't harass kids that respond to this so you can dunk on dream. don't be weird on my fuckin post.
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in regards to faction bias amongst the wow devs, here's my personal take: regardless of how many devs play as one or the other, the vast majority of them very clearly view the narrative/setting from a western perspective first and foremost, and that's what we're seeing in action.
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why does jenny always look like she’s posing for a rennaisance painting
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@itiswattles why does everything have to be useful for automation and shit? i like the glare 🥺 hes my lil buddy. i dont like using living components to my machines.
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i feel like some people believe that every relationship you have should benefit you all the time, and as soon as that isnt true, the "correct" thing to do is break things off and move onto whoever can give you the most dopamine, without any attempt to improve things first lmfao.
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i dont think the boos from mario are spirits of dead people. as one can see from games such as luigi’s mansion, they are distinct from the human spectres; fleshier, with more weight/physical mass, all identical- i believe boos are not ghostly, but in fact demonic in nature (1/86).
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dude today is fucking awesome, huge minecraft announcements, next wow expansion was delayed so it will actually be good, everybody in the white house might die soon, it's boyfriend day and i'm a homosexual, im listening to a new album, today absolutely fucking rips.
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