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Barry Whittingham 🇬🇧

@BJWhittingham

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Lifelong cynic. Clean your room. Hail, Lobster!

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@GoodReddit They did, but nobody could tell them apart from the rest of the wildlife.
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@covid_parent @elonmusk @PopBase That's probably why Elon did it. His troll level is over nine thousand!
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@SallyMayweather Fairly sure all States have laws against stalking and harassment.
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@ClownWorld_ This is the result of the following being taught from an early age: Only black people were slaves. All black people were slaves No white people were slaves Only white people owned slaves. All white people were slave owners. None of which are true.
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@jockey2007 @AdamCrigler With trial by media, it’s guilty even if proven innocent. The smear alone is enough to ruin a man’s life.
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@PandasAndVidya They don't realise yet that *everybody* in The Simpsons is a stereotype?
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@LibertyCappy Socialism.
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@DelusionPosting Hard working. Highly educated. Family man. Traditionalist. We can see why Progressives hate Apu.
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@PeterSweden7 Nobody. The WEF should be designated a terrorist organisation and its advocates should be tried for crimes against humanity.
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@weirddalle We salute you for your sacrifice, good sir!
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@Western_Trad Do you have any idea how much a block of marble that size costs? Yeah, that’s my excuse.
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@benonwine Good. We should do the same and deport all the Hamas sympathisers to Gaza.
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@GigaBasedDad Socialism.
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@Rothmus Classic British humour.
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@rPrequelMemes There's a Canadian healthcare meme right there.
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@mask_bastard Because when you do, the government gives you an income and a house... ...that *I* am paying for.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Lego apparently did a study showing exactly this.
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@iamyesyouareno What are the first things occupying forces do to declare their subjugation of the local populace? Raise their flag. Hold a parade.
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@Rothmus Prices still going up, just slower than before. Yay, inflation has fallen. For prices to drop and return to pre-Biden levels, you'd need DEflation, not lower INflation.
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@lporiginalg Be nice if they actually did teach English in Japan. Sadly, what they actually get taught is American.
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@lporiginalg I've got three of three words each. Leave kids alone. Taxation is theft. Show the List.
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@DailyLoud Passengers didn't refuse to sit next to her. They *couldn't* sit next to her. The airline had to move them over to the other side to balance the plane.
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@DiscussingFilm The perfect response.
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@ComicLoverMari She's over a foot taller than he is. The window is right in front of his face.
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@ClownWorld_ None of those statements are true even if only limited to the United States.
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@Not_the_Bee That paying the government more taxes will miraculously fix ‘climate change’.
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@MrAndyNgo I hope the person who described them as 'useless white male' pilots is up before their own tribunal.
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@NoContextBrits Worcestershire sauce and Colman’s mustard.
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@ComicLoverMari In my opinion, the lasso thing was the only thing they got right in Justice League. A much needed moment of levity for the fans...and Snyder took it out.
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@ComicLoverMari Watched it last night. The cameos were pure cringe.
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@metpoliceuk Khan’s Gestapo at work.
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@OTerrifying A politician in their natural form?
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@NoContextBrits Bollocks. You can really put some feeling behind that word.
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@eemmanuels4 @historyinmemes Budgets and profit margins.
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@iamyesyouareno These girls manage to be up and down carrying weights like that all day and still manage to look feminine and have a smile on their face. It's a beautiful thing. And much appreciated.
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@ComicLoverMari Let's be honest, he can easily see more impressive real bobs whenever he chooses. It *is* the most common superpower after all. Plus telescopic and X-ray vision for the Win!
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@LozzaFox Am I the only one really wishing the horse was facing the other way?
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@NoContextBrits "Good moaning."
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@iamyesyouareno Africa is a continent, not a nation.
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@Thekeksociety I had this on mute and it’s still more Taylor Swift than I ever want to listen to.
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@SuspectFed Don't tell the BBC a building has collapsed before it has actually done so.
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@gatewaypundit If that man had been White (see, I can use capitals too), it wouldn’t even have made the local news.
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@Tony_Lascari42 @lavern_spicer A quid pro quo for her sponsors?
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@Rothmus 1903 The first powered flight 1969 Men on the Moon What happened?
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@stillgray C) The French citizenry And you have no idea how much it hurts, as an Englishman, to be supporting the French.
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@jacksonhinklle I don't know. Maybe it’s the same answer as to why it was ok for the US to do this?
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@Grummz When they require your data to access your purchase, you are NOT the customer. You are the PRODUCT.
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@politicalawake Every time.
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@crazyclipsonly Looks like two knives and a hammer went flying. Now what might they have been doing with those, I wonder?
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@BoundingComics Because insulting the fandom has been working really well as a marketing strategy and driving growth so far...
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@ergonoatia @InternetH0F Amen. If it doesn't hit seven-digit Scovilles can it even be called hot sauce?
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@KevinFr03299496 @Sargon_of_Akkad @afneil Myocarditis, blood clots, dropping dead ‘suddenly’...
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@DrAnitaBEtin It's a step that was hard to take. First, you had to stand up. Then *the step*. And then you had to sit down and have a rest. And some donuts.
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@iamyesyouareno “More ethnicity”
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@LozzaFox Statues are already being made, right?
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@MarioNawfal It's very easy to fix. Just remove the code that supplements any prompt with Google's additional: "Make this image diverse."
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@JeremyClarkson Dragonflies are anti-mosquito gunships.
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@BoundingComics Fairly sure the Empire being evil is noted explicitly from the very beginning.
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@NoContextHumans Read this notebook. (You never said I couldn't write down many more words)
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@Conservatives @RishiSunak They’re still not going to vote for you.
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@NoContextBrits Hash browns. Get that American shite away from my Full English.
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@GeeksGamersCom Does anybody believe the critic scores anymore? I’ll wait for the audience scores.
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@stillgray It should be branded as an ‘enemy of humanity’ and its members and adherents treated as active war criminals or terrorists.
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@SallyMayweather It used to be six *months* to verify a 'conspiracy theory' as true.
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@drunkenfemboy @ComicLoverMari His superpowers are based in magic, right? What's one of Big Blue’s key vulnerabilities?
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@heelvsbabyface There’s more of them than we think. Sweet Baby Stink are just the most obvious.
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@NoContextBrits Jeremy Vine’s GoPro.
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@ShitpostGate Chuck Norris’ mom. The only person badass enough to survive a kick from Chuck Norris.
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@KonstantinKisin @BriannaWu Marxism in a nutshell.
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@mask_bastard The Last Jedi. The good part was it ended.
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@NoContextHumans It still hurts. 😭
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@ThatChrisGore There's something to be said for simplicity.
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@HughManatee_ @JackPosobiec Also the *only* person during the pandemic NOT to have 'died of Covid' despite that positive result.
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@implausibleblog Things are getting more expensive, but they're getting more expensive at a slower rate than before.
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@MauLer93 Because, good or evil, what we really like are *well-written characters*.
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@NoContextBrits Hey, Siri: define ‘privilege’.
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@disparutoo The franchise was already dead. He came back to do…things…to its corpse.
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@SpillTheMemes Money printing.
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@Keir_Starmer You know what? I believe you. I really do believe Labour are focused on the money in our pockets. And how to remove it into theirs.
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@TPointUK Because we pay them to be here. Stop giving them taxpayers' money.
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@mofromyt Costume perfection! Why do they find it so difficult to get it right?
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@thevivafrei @Rene_Reds White supremacy is obviously so in demand it's having to be outsourced to keep up.
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@LibertyCappy Let me introduce you to the gunblade.
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@DelusionPosting Might surprise such people to learn he was born 700 years before Muslims even existed.
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@ZiaYus That key word you mentioned there: 'assimilate'. That hasn't been a thing for decades.
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@patthewatcher Sulphur and brimstone. A bit like the toilets in Taco Bell.
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@GundamIsHere With the current market share you could use Yamcha rather than Goku and it would still be accurate.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad The diversity he's looking for.
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@Steve_Laws_ Add in dual-nationals forbidden from public office.
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@ProudElephantUS California is already defaulting on its debts.
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@addicted2newz He's the man who normalised lying in politics.
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@Texas_Made956 Charge them with assault. Charge the filmer with abetting.
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@mask_bastard The Last Jedi. The good part was it gave me a new appreciation for the Holiday Special.
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@ComicLoverMari It's not like the average superhero costume is shy about showing them off either.
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@Rothmus With homeschooling, you are pushed as far as you can go. In public schooling, you're held back to the lowest performing pupil.
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@NoContextBrits Please do haircuts like this with the adults present...so we can laugh and mock appropriately.
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