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The Government knows what's best. I wear a mask. Air is dangerous. #ClimateChange #WereAllInThisTogether. 💉😷 (vaxxed/masked/safe/colonizer).
Triple Masked, Triple Vaxxed.
Joined September 2021
My wife and I went out of the house together last night. Risky, I know. But we wore our COVID best to mitigate the threat. 👇🏻
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Vaccines are safe and effective. Ask your doctor if 32 pages of side effects is right for you.
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In Germany, the TV screens are catching fire during weather reports because Germans aren't paying enough climate taxes.
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My God, this is worse than I thought. It's so hot that the city names on the map are starting to disappear. Also, the lava flowing into Ontario is so hot that it's turning purple. Get vaccinated.
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China on the left, Canada on the right. Can you spot the differences?
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Justin Trudeau was attacked by a fringe minority of European diplomats with unacceptable views.
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Justin Trudeau just proved that vaccinated travelers can contract and spread #COVID19, while traveling. Remind me again, why is there a travel ban for the unvaccinated?.
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I really hope nobody sees this Jasper Forest Management Plan from 2022, approved by Minister @s_guilbeault. If people learn that this fire was caused by Government mismanagement, it could put a real dent in the climate change narrative.
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Canadian news outlets are unbiased, uncoordinated, and completely independent.
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@Carolyn_Bennett This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year against a mild respiratory virus with a 99.996% survival rate.
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#BREAKING: Hospitals are overwhelmed with vaccinated patients, because of the unvaccinated.
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I'm a 38 year old father with a Masters Degree in Social Justice Studies, who is staying safe in my basement wearing 3 masks, goggles, a face shield, an N95 on both ears, and a mask on top of my face shield. Justin Trudeau tolerates me because I always comply without hesitation.
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@JustinTrudeau This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year and had already recovered from a COVID infection.
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We must vaccinate healthy six month old babies against #COVID because the survival rate in this age group is 99.999999994% and that risk is too great.
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Justin Trudeau's private jet has no carbon emissions because it is powered entirely by ego.
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@SeamusORegan @MarciIen @KamalKheraLib @JennaSudds @terrybeech Lol what in the right honorable f*ck is wrong with you people. Period Bracelets?!. 😂.
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@JustinTrudeau So you support men having access to women's change rooms?. It's weird how you went from a champion of women's rights, to a champion of erasing women.
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It's so hot in Arizona that car tail lights are literally melting because people haven't paid enough climate taxes. Get vaccinated.
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I wear a mask on the back of my head so that people behind me feel safe.
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I install new seatbelts in my car every 90 days to boost seatbelt efficacy.
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@JustinTrudeau Remember when you declared martial law/attacked peaceful protestors and threatened freedom, international law human rights, and a whole set of democratic values that generations of soldiers fought to defend?. I remember.
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Canada lost today's World Cup match because of the unvaccinated.
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@JILLSLASTWORD Give it a rest, pronouns. You are still free to fly the flag at your house or tattoo it on your forehead. There's no reason why a flag celebrating sexual preference should be flown in front of children.
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#BREAKING: Less than 48 hours after @JustinTrudeau left Norway, the Government of Norway decides it's sick of hearing about green energy and invests $18-Billion in oil and gas.
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Hey remember when we found out that 11 sitting MP's were committing treason, and then nothing happened and we forgot all about it?. Nah, me neither.
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It's too bad none of the unvaccinated are alive to remember this throwback article from August 2021.
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Canadian news outlets are unbiased, uncoordinated, and completely independent.
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I hope the people of #France don't escalate these protests and do something crazy like honk their horns.
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#BREAKING: Canada has approved the emergency use of a new vaccine to help prevent forest fires. 'Pforest Pfizer' is a two dose vaccine, and is most effective if taken while paying climate taxes.
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@JustinTrudeau Are you for real?. You're increasing the carbon tax by 23% on April 1st. Canadians will pay thousands more in tax.
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There is a severe tornado watch in Ontario because of the unvaccinated.
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#BREAKING: Elite, super fit, world championship swimmer loses consciousness in a pool because of the unvaccinated.
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Even if you've been vaccinated against Global Boiling, you may still experience Long Boiling unless you are up-to-date on your climate taxes.
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Long COVID symptoms are horrible, and can often include:. - Fierce allegiance to the liberal party.- Inability to accept reality.- Hypochondria.- Support for drag queen story hour.- Standing with Ukraine.- Hatred for Elon Musk.- Masked display picture.- Pronouns in bio.
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The bat soup that started COVID was cooked on a gas stove.
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I stand with Dr. Natalia. No matter what the vaccine does to me or my children, I will never regret it because I am a good person. Never.
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This is Nili. Nili is a medical doctor sitting alone in a room, on a zoom call, wearing an N95 mask and ear defenders. This is not mass formation psychosis. This is not a mental illness. This is safety.
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Why is summer heat only dangerous to people in Canada?
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I play this video on loop for my children so that they know to always be afraid.
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BREAKING: @JustinTrudeau risks life and limb by traveling to #Ukraine and walking around outdoors without the protection of an N95 facemask. 👇🏻
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@leedevito This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year (including a bivalent shot) against a mild respiratory virus with a 99.996% survival rate.
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If you don't have a heat pump, don't think that you can get on a plane or a train and sit next to someone who has a heat pump.
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If there were any problems with the COVID vaccines, we would hear about it on the news.
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My Tim Horton's coffee just cost me four cents less because of @JustinTrudeau's GST tax break, so I'm taking my entire family to Disneyland!.
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Accounts tweeting #TrudeauMustGo are fake, because their messages are identical as if they're being copied from a script. Anyways, I tested positive for #COVID but my symptoms are mild because I'm vaccinated and I continue to be thankful for the protections my vaccines provide.
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Your booster doesn't work unless you tell people you got it.
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There is nothing more satisfying than the sound of COVID whooshing around you while you stand on a safety dot.
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It's perfectly normal for seven Ministers to quit cabinet and also announce they aren't running for re-election, all at the exact same time. Nothing to see here.
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@MEC973426544 How can you catch COVID when you're wearing a mask in your display picture and have a Ukrainian flag in your name?.
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Hey @BlueJays, super fan here. I'm disgusted with how you've treated Anthony Bass for having personal beliefs. I will not watch any games during your pride weekend festivities, and I encourage everyone who feels the same to #BoycottTheBlueJays. I'm not homophobic, I'm not.
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@JustinTrudeau Remember when you trampled on the human rights of Canadians, and then shortly thereafter trampled on actual Canadian humans?. I remember.
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Does anyone know where I can buy a vaccinated turkey?.
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Buffalo would not have been hit by a major snowstorm if they were all up to date on their boosters. #BuffaloStorm2022
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I have asked my doctor to surgically remove my immune system. I'm told that relying on it is a form of racism, and I am an ally to marginalized communities.
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I am so glad that the Government gave me a $103 carbon tax rebate, after my family paid over $10,000 in carbon taxes last year.
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My dog, Fizer, has been fully vaccinated against rabies but tested positive for rabies this morning. I continue to be thankful for the protection his vaccine provides.
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@theJagmeetSingh That is the opposite of what's happening. She's actually caring for kids, and keeping them safe from you mutilation-hungry psychopaths.
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@JustinTrudeau Does that include feeling safe from a violent, vindictive, and oppressive government?.
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Refusing to wear a mask in public tells those around you that you're a cisgendered heteronormative climate-change-denying racist antivaxxer white supremacist Trump voting transphobic bigoted anti-abortion insurrectionist.
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You are free to protest whatever you want in Canada, without conditions, as long as you are vaccinated and wear a mask and don't make any noise and don't disagree with the government and stay home.
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The Titanic sank because of the unvaccinated.
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If the COVID vaccine is only 12% effective and I get 10 shots, does that mean I have 120% protection?.
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Has anyone considered just telling the CUPE workers to cancel their Disney+ subscriptions?.
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It is not acceptable to ask if someone is vaccinated when they collapse suddenly. It is perfectly acceptable to ask if someone is vaccinated before they enter a McDonald's.
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This is the best thing you'll see on the internet today.
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@theJagmeetSingh Hahahaha I love when you try to sound like a tough guy, Jagoff. Adorable. #RolexRobinhood.
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