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See what just one wife can do for you. Now imagine marrying 5. 😏
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At 26, I was screaming 'why them come dey Para, Para for me' at
#EndSars
protests 💀💀💀💀
To celebrate my 26th birthday I’m giving away 26 Teslas on my instagram 🎉
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The first shock that'll hit these young people supporting àgbàdo is when àgbàdo Man doesn't fulfill his student loan promise.
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Dollar went from 700 to almost 1800, and now it has reduced a bit, but you want us to celebrate. Did we really gain, or are you just being intentionally stup!d?
Naira is gaining, and everyone turn to deaf and dumb.
Nigerians are just amazing people
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
I still say it, the key pad warriors abroad are not happy about the gain because they won't be able to bamboozle their mumu people.
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At this point, everybody should go and touch grass. If 800k salary isn't enough to live comfortably in a country where 30k is the minimum wage, then maybe living comfortably has another meaning.
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My guy does bolt for side hustle. They put a dead man in his car yesterday.
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The first shock that'll hit these young people supporting àgbàdo is when àgbàdo Man doesn't fulfill his student loan promise.
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Good thing is that you have 1.8m followers. That's enough to start influencer marketing after you're voted out.
Well done Lagos for coming out to vote on Saturday. We got reports of friction in parts of Lagos this morning but all is calm now.
There is no need for violence, as it is not part of our culture. I urge all Lagosians to go about their businesses without any fear of harassment.
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May this government favour my family don dey filling station since 5am. 😢
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@trending_medic
The supporters then start throwing shades at people that had been calling out activities of the thief for years.
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@lulnille
@Mzz_venomous
And you sound more stup!d. Wtf is a 15y/o celebrating 1 year relationship anniversary.
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Have you tried driving your car without holding the steering, because you're trusting the Lord?
In this coming election, may you not trust more in Peter than you do in Christ.
You're first a Christian.
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By the way, Y'all that have found your person to do life with are lucky af.
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Rufai oseni - the economy has tanked since Tinubu resumed office, the dollar has nosedived, etc. Why?
APC man - "Don't disrespect me".
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You can chase mosquitoes out of your house, but bedbugs will chase you out of your own house.
I really don’t know which is worse, bedbug or mosquitoes?
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You have AI in your name, but your tweet lacks intelligence.
Tech bros told us school is not necessary. Just watch YouTube and code.
Chat GPT comes and suddenly Tech Bros are jobless. It codes quicker and is free.
Now everyone is registering for Jamb.
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Simps ruined this world.
why are you trying to spoil someone with 10k? Let’s be honest guys really. What can 10k do rn? emefiele Naira oh, Aren’t you guys in the same economy with us? Imo it should be worded ‘please help me manage this 10k’ or just send it home and stop the big man attitude.
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Been saving up to buy new tyres. My neighbour bought a new car last week and didn't like the size of tyres that came with it, so he gave them to me at a hugely discounted rate today. 🥺🥺🥺
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Lol, imagine calling a man absent for missing his child's graduation because he went to hustle because of said child.
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We're in an age where dumb people do dumb things, and come to social media for justification.
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@theolamilekan_
See as kelebe dey commot your nose. Hope sey you sha get money to buy 610 naira fuel. 😂
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50 likes and I'll post mine. 🙂
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Mine just got delivered. I'd strongly recommend. 🔥🔥🔥
Good morning, my company sells round-neck shirts at wholesale prices ranging from 1900 Naira.
There is no MOQ, you can send in your orders, sizes, and locations.
The picture on the right indicates the available colors from S-XXL.
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He can also decide to marry her afterwards, but bad Imagination wan wound you. 😂
You stopped coming to church because you don't want to be corrected for cohabiting with man abi?
Don't worry, a day will come that he will hear the gospel of Jesus Christ and give his life to Christ. Then break up with you because he needs to focus on Jesus. Dey play!😒
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How 500 naira per liter take favour you and your family now?
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You don't need a runway, you need a treadmill.
GTCo will never pick me. You’ve never seen a woman like me on their runway — Plus size model
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My guy called me this night... After talking for like 2mins, he requested a video call, which is unusual. Switched to VC, and saw that bàbà is already in UK with his wife. I screamed in excitement. 😂😂
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@NetflixNaija
@AYCOMEDIAN
The replies and quotes are more entertainment than the actual video clip. 😂😂😂😂
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You wey dey productive, please help us find solution to Lagos streetlight problem.
No one with productive things to do with his time is texting you first thing every morning. Unemployed men keep lowering the bar. It’s tiring
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Sanwo might just be the last APC candidate to rule Lagos 😤
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@mobytoolz
Oh please! They were just normal branded items, they weren't marketed as a source of protection. You guys just throw the word 'gullible' around.
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@Gilmoorre
@folagade_banks
That woman in green was fighting for her life against laughter 😂😂😂
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@ifeaboyeji
There's a way he addresses life issues without sounding all spiritual. Even if you're not a Christian, you'll know you're getting an otherworldly advice. 👍
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Yoruba angel.
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Dear Future Wife,
There's no need for you to worry about splitting bills because I've got it all taken care of. Your money is your money, my money is our money
You wanna to spoil me with your money? feel free, but know that It’s my responsibility to take care of you & the kids.
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Having children sit in front isn't a good decision. The seatbelt might not hold them in place in case of a crash...... This applies to short girlfriends too.
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To love and forever.
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@Wizarab10
Everybody says "mind your business", until they're in trouble, then they want you in their business.
This "mind your business" phrase is a double edged sword.
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Even if I try my hardest, I literally can't hide the fact that I am deeply in love with this person.
No cause for alarm though, the feeling is mutual and I love that for us❤️♥️
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Did your neighbors contribute to the purchase of the TV?
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You can't be earning a honest living and doing like this. Your own spirit will curse you.
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On the bright side, he has moved his influence offline. Many influencers can't pull this.
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If you dey work hard for your money sha... Please Be with a partner that appreciates anything you give them.
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The sun will rise again, and sowore will try in 2027 again.
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There's NOTHING WRONG with flying danfo. Don't let the internet make you feel somehow for using public transportation.
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Your parents didn't send you to school from nursery school up to university to come online to be a tribalistic imbecile.
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@ObaNawti
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😂😂😂😂... I can't even start narrating here. I saw bolt's reply and just ignored, very sick people.
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The idea of living together with my partner is one of the sweetest things I look forward to. ☺️
That feeling of having to meet someone at home to gist with, relax and play with after a long ass day at work. 🥰🥰🥰
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If she does this, best believe I'm keeping her.
If you ask your girl to cook a certain meal and she gotta get on YouTube and Pinterest 😂 throw the whole women away frfr
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@_lanzii
Them no even born you well make you no end up with first class, your papa fit lock you up. 😂😂😂
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Started a no soda challenge yesterday. After going 24hrs without soda, I'm celebrating with a bottle of Coca-Cola. Tomorrow, we move again. 🤧🤧🤧
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Man utd fans after losing 7-0 to Liverpool, but see Chelsea position on the table.
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