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As all my media don go make I use this one start back👀👀👀👀👀👀
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This 2024 sha no gree for anybody.
LWKMD.
On top my wifi, wahala.
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This always hit me differently everytime I see it, it's insane and sad.
If only they knew
If only they knew
#EndSARS
#EndASUUStrike
Chrisland Apostle Sabinus Chilwell Genevieve Gistlover unilag Blade
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This woman, Olusola Modupe, is the CEO/MD of Trancorp Hotels with a total asset of 150m dollars.
The stunning thing I see here is money and proper care.
She is 49 and looks 20.
Money is good.
In everything you do in this life, have money.
SELAH.
@OlusolaModupe
#transcorp
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Did we make it? YES, we did
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So I enter punch sef 🤗🤗🤗
@MobilePunch
💯
Heartwarming Moment Nigerian Couple Reunites After 11 Months Apart
A Nigerian, Damilare Oyemomi serving in the US Army surprised his wife, Elizabeth at her workplace.
According to Adeola Fayehun, who shared the video, Damilare was deployed overseas and had told his wife
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I tell people always if you ask me why I love this woman, I will tell you I don't know why or how but all I can say is I am in a forever contract with my best friend.
Happy birthday baby girl for life.
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Friends for over 12 years
Married for almost 6 years, will be 6 years in Sept.
I highly recommend marriage.
#marriage
Been in it for almost 8 years now. I highly recommend marriage
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Tinubu is a very wise man, one of the governors that didn't go for senator or ministerial seat.
Baba was gallantly managing Lagos.
Saw the right time to go for presidency, and you wana fault him for saying EMI LO KAN.
He said what he said and got what he wanted.
Learn from him.
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This woman has shown me and proven to me like fine wine, that gets better and sweeter with age.
To the best thing that has ever happened to me.
30+ has never been better
Happy birthday Honey.
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I am JUSTDRAY,
I am a very very SIMPLE GUY,
I value FRIENDSHIP/RELATIONSHIP,
I love MY JOB,
I am NOT a CIVILIAN.
Thank you.
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@officialEFCC
Pls
@FBI
dont release hushpuppi to
@officialEFCC
They wont do anything they will tell him to pay 100 million bail and hustle will continue please,
@FBI
do your thing your way u know Nigeria is corrupt already.....
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This woman no be spec; she is the standard.
This love is a one-way ✈️
I love you babes...❤❤❤
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Brother dey chill small small but awon motivational speaker isonu, make una dey rest tooo😊😊😊😊
Seun Sokoto Togo Okada African Giant Dybala Muhammad Sevilla
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+1 Birthday and weddindAnniversary
2 in 1 😁😁😁😁😁
Love you baby
@MrsImpressed
Cheers 🍻 👏 ✌️ 🥂
#BirthdayWishes
#weddingAnniversary
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If you haven't won anything today from
@Oluwafunnmi
@DeleMotors
@Ebun_babyy
for boda Ben
@Oluomoofderby
baida say HI.
Someone will verify ooo if you have gotten anything don't say HI kan kan ooo.
Ire ooo.
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Make e no be like say we no get suit for house....but igo yi na ni fa.🏃♂️🚶♂️
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Take 4
Ogo Forever
Last Sunday of the month,
Jan was too short.
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I am impressedLocalMan
Make una look front small
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If you win any give away that is above 500k and you are still hustling under tweet for another small giveaway, you are just a lazy gr€edy ba$+ard
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So suddenly there is a small boy a grown woman.
Wow, let us assume you are bright and shola was a small boy indeed.
Flip the table if it was a grown ass man with a little girl, you will become a keypad warrior.
Sometime you don't have to tweet so we can know how bright you are.
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As my celeb status just dey increase, i say make i update una😁🤭.
Graduating with a 4.0, my school called me for a video shalaye in April.
Frame 1: Got an email some weeks ago
Frame 2: My tenant saw one of the billboards and sent it to me.
Frame 3: clip from YouTube
Frame 4:TFC
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My birthday reminds me of the day i made a forever vow with you my love.
I am happy and grateful to you for keeping up with my ass😊 and making our home a heaven on earth.
I am blessed to have you babe.
Happy Anniversary
@Ayofaulkner
I LOVE YOU AYOMI
#anniversary
#birthday
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#WCWednesday
#WCE
Thank you for all you do🙏🎉
One of the biggest and bestest😊 decision I have ever made was choosing you as my sister, wife and mum.
Everyday with you is like honeymoon and it will never stop.
Once again thank you for been MRS IMPRESSED
Love you plenty babe
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Happy anniversay mum n pops
Guys are over 60 n still popping
Love u plentious.
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This week I am just going to appreciate 6 vendors.
One of the vendors will be getting 10k and that vendor will also be the one to pick 5 other vendors that will get lunch money each under this tweet.
VENDORS ONLY OOO
Merry christmas 🎅 🎄
#MondayMood
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The cost of maintaining a fake life is more than the cost of living a normal life.
Moral of the tweet;
NO DEY LIE
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@adeoyeedare
@SodiqTade
Are u saying he is not the cause, I respect u if you say u are apc bt not to face the reality is a total turn off for me.
Who is in govt?
Assuming it was 15k n he took it to 5k who will get the credit.
Please save me this dust brother
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@MummyGOToluwani
@FolaMyFlower
@jayythedope
@ruthofall
Okay mummy abi anty G.O u ask for Dickson picture abi u no ask
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Take 4.
It's a green October even in the fall season with my GREEN AGBADA.
#October2022
#October
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Bringing twitter to real life at 1am ET.
Real Family out here.
Orlando, FL
@DeleMotors
@olateeman
@akido707
@larmmy
@Oluwafunnmi
@Ayofaulkner
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I am hearing something insane.
So if my wife doesn't tell me where she is going abeg who she go tell.
This is not domineering,if you can not submit to each other then why are you together.
Who will I tell where I am going if not my wife
What is f**king wrong with this generation.
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@Taheer_z
Guy brt will not drop u half way ooo comman finish what u started ...or have u met ur half brother
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@ChubbyMirabel
@Chukwuemekazee
Okay so if you have been feking, may be that's just all he wants. Yiu need to talk if you want more or else he might heal and move to another lady and thinking you guys just cool as fekbuddies
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It was wet today but still didn't stop the shine.
Omo ologo Shana wole
MAY must yield increase.
Enjoying more grace this month
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So this is my mum twin
He is 9 years older fa but when I see them together the resemblance can be overwhelming 🙂🙂
They share same day, so in the family it's double celebration.
Happy birthday mum and the olori ebi of the Akilapa empire.
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Abeg any reliable shoe vendor on this App.
Please recommend.
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Some vendors are working tirelessly on this app,selling with little profit diligently.
God bless you all.
But some of you that you are mad that if u have not hyped 3x gain, you won't sell.
SMH
Please good people drop your business,let us retweet, your customers might be on my TL.
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April dump...
Thank God for the month.
MAY please be nicer.
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Happy birthday Mum,
Words will fail me to say how much I love you.
May God bless you with a long life to continue to eat the fruit of your labor.
Thank you for all you have done for me, dad, and my siblings.
Cheers to sweet 16 iyawo baba oye😁😁😁😁😁🎊💐🍻 👏 ✌️ 🥂
Love you mum
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This year na only vibe
No voilence
No be say I no fine,
Na money remain.
If I see $1m bayi, no think am I go fine pass fine sef.
Inshallah🙏🤲🤲🙏
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Nigerians just want to be happy.
Just have data
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Since everyone is dumping,
Let me dump some here,
March was nice
April please be better.
🍻 cheers 🍻
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On Today's episode on
"We are outside"
Summer is over and I just had to make the last trip to the mall.
Mrs Impress dey drip Là 🔥
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I almost forgot today is the famous Throw Back THURSDAY
#TBThursday
Please leave my Google out of the insult, I am not joking here🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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People living in the abroad please stop all the nonsense narrative of oh a nurse, doctor or tech guy living abroad makes $5000 monthly sh*t and be converting it to Naira.
Stop the nonsense,
Try and analyze how u will pay 80- 90% on mortgage/ rent,trash,light,water & sewage,cable,
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Okay 2 things tonight
1. So for my birthday i will be picking 5 single mothers that thier child needs school supply, if you child need school supply, pls dm but its subjected to verification ooo.
Please make sure it is really really real o, thanks
No 2 next slide
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Seems you lots are crazy on this TL u say $200 cos 200 is small, just put it out in naira since you are in Nigeria, say we should come and learn beans 110,000 naira.
Na so one dey call crochet pant and bra just $70, madness in shades
Even your supporters knows you are getting mad
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@Postsubman
People like this will be there shouting BLACK LIVES MATTER and still treat someone that u can leave alone with your child cannot eat with you on thesame table...chai ONLY JUDGE CAN GOD🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Goodmorning guys sorry for the long vacation, no thanks to uncle paraga.
As promised for my birthday what I want to do is helping with school supply with the help of few friends.
School is in section already but never too late for back to school supply support.
Last year was for
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Getting married to the wrong person is the biggest mistake you can make in this life....
Together forever is a long time
Watch while you pray.
#marriage
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We met on TWITTER.
We met on this bird app.
Twitter is not real, dey play...🚶♂️🚶♂️
Bulla geng.
@akido707
@Oluwafunnmi
@DeleMotors
@olateeman
@larmmy
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This woman just knows what I love.
I was told I have a mail, opened box, local woman sent me one of my fav brand n style of watch.
Tell me why I will stop loving you na
🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
Local man is impressed.
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So it's 10 days to my birthday, like I did last year, I want to reach out to some people for BACK TO SCHOOL for few kids.
Last year was ok, I want to make this year bigger.
Since it's my birthday and my wedding anniversary.
So I will like few friends to also help me if they can.
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For people saying Gbenga meatpie should tell her his budget, let me tell you in the abroad your colleagues will tell you let's go grab lunch together😂 alaye don't sleep on it you are paying for your own sh*t.
Even at some weddings,birthday etc you pay for your food and drink.
🚶♂️
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Just because it is a day for the sun
Make e no be like say na only kaki I get🤣😂
Have a great day mate
Bye 🙂🙂🙂
Okay I yield the mic
#Sunday
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I actually saw this last week while shopping 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
I had to buy a box😁😁😁😁😁
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Happy birthday TADEOLUWA, God bless your new age and may you live to fulfill destiny, your life will not be cut short and you will continually be a source of joy to your parents in Jesus Name.
Grow in grace son.
P.s you will play for man united too amen
@larmmy
@DeleMotors
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Happy birthday to an amazing woman, thank you for all you do for all your babies + baba oye🤣.
Grow more in grace n favor,
enjoy life to the fullest.
If no be say u be mama deeperlife ni, I for say scatter anywhere,the whole BRIGADE gat you.
Version 6.1
Happy birthday mum❤❤
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So eyin werey, u will collect data, 2k, 5k and so on .
U will now go to the dm and bad mouth the person.
You know the sweat will ask u sha,
I dont want to put out curse on twitter buy u sha know ogun will k*ll you las las.
I think its time we start taking things offline now.
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Happy birthday pops.
I love you.❤️❤️❤️
Live long and prosper.
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#LAUTECH
The best gift I got here was the LOML🥰🥰🥰.
And by the way I no be olodo at least i still win school 2:1...
FAGs
🙌🙌🙌
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Vendor wey no win giveaway today, we go again next month for vendor giveaway.
I love yall vendors.
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Ara adugbo,
Oti zeh ooo🤣🤣,
2010 LEXUS RX 350
LOCATION: LAGOS
PRICE : 9 MILLIANO
Retweet cos you are my customer and other customers are on your TL😀.
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It was the end of the video for me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Orlando was fun.
@DeleMotors
@larmmy
@MissyChantel86
@Ayofaulkner
@OyemomiDamilare
@Oluwafunnmi
@akido707
@olateeman
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May my daughter not join Twitter space to moan for 100k in front of over 15000 people.
We muvvee.
N.B- dont get it twisted i joined, i listened and i left.
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