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She introduced herself very well, mad legwork, mad energy🙌
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When your bestfriend’s weirdness and goofiness matches yours.
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Cardi B dancing to Burna Boy's Ye. Cardi's career about to take another leap 🌚
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Telegram notifying your contact list that you just joined.
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If this cup falls on the floor, it can wake the whole neighborhood.
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I think Kizz Daniel just wants to sing and make money, he doesn’t seem like he wants all that domination shi else I feel like he has the capacity to compete at that top level with the likes of Wizkid, Davido and Burna.
Just my opinion though.
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It's okay to like Ronaldo than Messi but hypocrisy is if you deny that Messi is the most talented player that has ever emerged in the history of football.
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Dump any friend that can't risk it all for you like this guy 😂
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I deleted a whatsapp message, you can see it clearly and you still go on to ask me what was in the deleted message? Shey I'll delete it if I wanted you to see it?
Are you mad? 😩
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Wizkid features in Beyoncé's Lion King album and killed his verse in Brown skin girl.
Davido partnered with Chris Brown and blew our mind.
Burna wins BET award and releases his album African giant.
I wish July should never end, I've never been prouder to be a Nigerian 🇳🇬
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Yes, Burna Boy has sung about bad governance. He is indeed using his music to advocate against bad leadership just like Fela did. Unlike Falz that dedicated a whole album to criticize the government.
Killin Dem and On the low especially, they condemned bad governance!
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All the calculus you did in school, yet you cannot differentiate sarcasm.
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Na this kind thing make Wizkid hold Bella mouth for 02 😂
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Me acting surprised in a forced conversation.
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One day, my mum sat in the living room to watch Tom & and Jerry with me. One particular scene had a pressing iron fall on Tom's head and pressed him flat. After a few seconds, Tom popped up back to normal and my mum shouted 'Thank you Jesus!'.
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He has been seen in so many countries that he isn't even aware of.
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Your lecturer showing you the different handwriting of your name on the attendance sheets.
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Who else doesn't watch TV as much as they used to because of social media?
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Tunde Ednut saying he made Speed Darlington is a blasphemous thing to utter.
Speed Darlington's shenanigans rose to fame after he sang Bangdadadang. That song is way bigger than any song Tunde ever released.
Yes I said it!
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Nah, TG Omori dey craze. How does he come up with these concepts? That Joha video is just something else, I can’t even explain it.
1000/100
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My lecturer set study questions for us to treat before exam. Everyone entered the exam hall happy but grumbled home after the exam. Man played us and didn't set anything related to the study question.
Anyways, I just want you to know there's nothing sweeter than mass failure😁
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When your name appears in the list of graduating students.
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When you're explaining to your parents why you need the money and then you spot that your evil sibling that can influence their decision approaching.
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This profession produces the prettiest ladies. They are always clean from head TO TOE 😁
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Quiet in reality, keyboard warriors on social media.
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Raw sex is sweeter with the love of your life. Others pull-out but with the LOYL, you CANNUT.
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Sarcasm or not, Mikel was one of our Professors of Football. He definitely had his moments.
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I regret not doing some things tbh. Princess, God saved you ooo😭
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You see those ones with small boobs and big bum have a degree in riding men to oblivion 🌚
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These guys are insane, what sort of wrestling ring is this? 😂
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Only Wizkid can release EP without a pre hype.
Only Wizkid can release EP in the very early hours of the day when many were still sleeping.
Only Wizkid can sell out a show that he hasn't even announced its date yet.
Ladies and gents, your artiste of the decade, STARBOY!
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This brush is the close substitute of scrubbing brush. It is also suitable for washing clothings and footwears.
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Sex in the kitchen, bathroom and on the roof hits differently than sex in the bedroom.
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When the smell of the burnt beans escapes the air before your parents arrive.
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Crying after a breakup doesn't make you feeble hearted rather it gives you the opportunity let go. Cry it all out if you need to and then move on!
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When you get dumped by someone you were about to dump 😭
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They already know they'll check up from the cards they're holding but they'll keep allowing you to pick 2, pick 2, general market, pick another 2 and then check up.
You see, this is another criteria for rooting out fake friends.
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I can't wait to be a father so I can join my kids in searching for their chocolate that I ate.
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Undergraduate yesterday, GRADUATE today!
Bsc. Computer Science 😁
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I withdraw admitting that Khaligraph Jones earlier smoked Blaqbonez. The prodigal son is truly sorry.
But
@BlaqBonez
why would you come with a nuclear weapon to water gun fight? 😭
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When she takes pictures with your iPhone but rejects when you ask for her number to send the pictures.
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After contemplating severally whether to go out or arrange my room and then I decide to check twitter.
Me -
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Unai Emery - I will start Lacazette, Ozil and Pepe this weekend.
Arsenal Board -
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Me explaining to my baby nephew that she's human and cartoon characters are unreal, that's why she can't fly or do all those impossible things they do in cartoons.
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When your friend isn't the one writing the names of noisemakers.
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People that buy condom are never straightforward but are very patient.
They'll be asking for price of slice bread and sardine until there are fewer customers around before they buy condom.
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If they block your shot, politely ask them to shift their big head so you can shoot their friends too😌
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You can go from Lupita Nyongo to Michael Jackson within just few weeks.
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I used to think VLC was the louder media player on mobile phones until I used MX player.
MX player destroys phone's speaker.
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No matter how hard you ladies try to convince guys that waist bead isn't used to knot their destinies, some of us can never repent from that thoughts 😂
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Peter Drury should come and learn from this commentary 😂
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Forget bomboclat, Tom is the most useless cat ever, he couldn't kill one rat in all its entire life.
Shame!
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Nobody :
No single soul :
No fvcking body :
Upcoming artistes : “It's your boy... ”
Uncle, I never born, I don't have any boy 😩
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Lend out money you can part away with, next week no dey finish for debtor mouth.
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You're literally wasting your time holding a grudge against them because no matter how hurt they are, the bastards won't say sh*t about it even till death except you bring it up 😩
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People still struggling with Zanku when they see there's a new dance step already
#TesumoleDance
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When your crush calls you to ask if your friend is single.
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I yelled at my mum when she mistakenly sprinkled prayer water on my laptop. Jokingly, she said I shouldn't worry that my laptop will perform miracles that will rake in millions.
Brethren, my keyboard is pressing by itself ooo, miracle is happening but not the millions own 😭
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Undergraduates this is for you. Develop a good working relationship at your place of work during your industrial training, there's a high chance they'll take you back after school if you apply.
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The moment they start talking about grades during a family gathering.
Me -
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H.E.R featured in Wizkid’s song, Davido and Lil Baby got something coooking and now Burna boy X Sam Smith in OASIS, drops tomorrow, all in the space of a month!!!
These icons are using music to protect our reputation as a country, celebrate them!
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Parents easily figure out when a child is smoking but won't know when a child is depressed.
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When you offend your Dad and your mum starts giving account of wrong things you did in the past that she promised not to tell anyone 😩😭
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If Reverend sister can carry her body, you don't have any excuse.
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Breast picture on this app will you give you plenty followers and leave you to deal with your perverted and thirsty followers.
Shalom.
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This is most ladies sexual fantasy until they try one and never hope to try it again 😂
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Colonisation. Independence.
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Wizkid talks, he trends
Wizkid doesn't say a thing, he trends.
Wizkid sneezes, he trends.
Wizkid mess, he will still trend.
This level of stardom in Africa is still unmatched.
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Whites - I got promoted at work, thank you so much guys.
Africans - They said we couldn't get there but here we are now. I am what HE says I am.
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When I motivate myself to walk alone in the dark and then I hear a creepy sound 😂
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Me - Mum, what do we say to the God of death?
African Mum - As for me and my household, we serve a living God.
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Dear Muslim brethren, remember if you don't give us Salah meat, you won't get Christmas chicken too so use your head because first to do no dey pain, na second to do no eem dey pain pass. 😌
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Your ex could be someone's next and that someone could be your friend. Your ex is not your inheritance, stop feeling entitled.
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A female friend offered to take me out to eat yesterday and she did today. She even footed all the bills down to transportation.
Do we still have ladies that can do this?
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Imagine faking your wedding just to sell Asoebi to travel to Santorini, mad ooo 😊
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While his mates enjoy using fancy toothbrushes, he prefers chewing stick.
Oh and I forgot, on days he decides to use feeding bottles, he doesn't tolerate you serve him with your left hand.
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Naija, I know we all love our own but while we wait Blaqbonez reply, can we just be honest and admit Khaligraph Jones smoked Blaqbonez here? 😭
Khaligraph Jones is The Best Rapper in Nigeria. The OG shall be respected ...
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Thinking if your parents are really your parents after they beat you.
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Lagos babes don’t even care about your source of income anymore, so long you provide for their endless craving of luxury, everywhere stew.
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Small or big penis, all is vanity. Don't stress me dear 😌
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If she opens her legs for you, close it back, at least surprise God for once.
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Imagine having parents you can share your sexual experience with 🌚
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