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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 months
@justinboldaji holy shit i thought this was him and he just got fatter
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@AustinCade
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1 year
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 months
@mikerecine it was pretty good actually, cute
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@virgiltexas no i just want to know if were gonna win
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
9 months
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
11 months
@schizarella no one's doin it like you
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
11 months
@normfinkelstein He got with with that Finkelbeam
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@casmatt99 @vernors_is_bae @briebriejoy @STEEEZUSCHRIST The fact that he was fervently anti-bernie means he doesn’t get it
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@libbycwatson Politely standing by
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@EmmaVigeland naw she knew she was mic'd up...pure performance
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
1 year
@jesawyer this is all because they got Chapo to do the voice acting...and guess who just went on Chapo....add your picture to the board
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@AdamHSays @pareene Sounds like some kamala shit
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@MarkPocan @hdisgen @joekennedy Being progressive isn’t about acting polite it’s about striving towards certain policy goals - things markey has been doing. Unlike Kennedy who was up until very recently anti marijuana legalization
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@liz_franczak How are grown women attracted to this child
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@morninggloria @NRSC Lol what kind of goober wore any of the RBG shit
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@onionweigher this mfer love salt
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@ByYourLogic also, Colbert Report was really funny
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@thecjpearson @josh_emerson Not sure how being anti Netanyahu is anti Semitic but ok
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@TeenVogue Teen Vogue one of the few publications with integrity I see
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@GenePark one time I saw Snoop pulling into my apartments parking garage I jumped out and ran over to him to get a picture but my phone was on 1% with the brightness all the way down and I was nervously fumbling the phone when he said "take the picture man" I gave up
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@chrislhayes holy shit our president is stupid
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@AdyBarkan its not too late to switch your endorsement man (you should get your candidate to as well)
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
1 year
@squirtstain thought he was about to latch
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
3 years
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
1 year
@MalcolmNance You coming up with a plan?
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
9 months
@nkulw lol cure all disease sounds so absurd
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
8 months
@jesawyer No way is this real
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
11 months
@ByYourLogic “That Quelaag was a firecracker”
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@willmenaker out on tour with chapo trap house i dont understand what they mean and i could really give a fuck
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
1 year
@lunch_enjoyer 666k views....the mark of the beast on this man
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@AndrewYang then endorse bernie
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@willmenaker love when my boys get sentimental
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@ByYourLogic thought this was an Evangelion tweet at first
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@mehdirhasan and let's be clear Mehdi, we have WARREN's campaign to thank for that
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
11 months
@TheFPSPodcast @lucyjamesgames He was never a good fit anyway
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
3 years
@Braingetter Count Dooku lightsaber...one of my favorite pieces
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@ebruenig reporting for duty in the 51st fancy lad infantry regiment
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@thisistemp_ @morninggloria @NRSC Still corny as hell to appropriate hip hop culture for an old white lady
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@biannagolodryga @axios god I hope this is true, what a beautiful disaster it would be
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@jaketapper she's gaslighting us
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@willmenaker pod save america they're elegant bachelors they're foxy to me are they foxy to you?
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
8 months
@jesawyer Only right for the man who brought us new vegas
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@nedryun damn I feel bad for your kid
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
9 months
@ettingermentum if it was a little longer he'd win every election
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@peterdaou @BernieSanders all hail chairman daou!
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@mehdirhasan @SenSanders c'mon man he's trying to reach as many people as possible he's not legitimizing them
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
1 year
@mags_mclaugh lol this could be so sinister if taken the other way
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
1 year
@ByYourLogic I’m not gonna say what kind of rocket it was….it was an Israeli rocket
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
11 months
@ByYourLogic Grokky needy drinky
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@ashleyfeinberg idk but I see that boy Wilbur struggling to keep them lids up
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@MikeGravel @virgiltexas dear god I hope this is real
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@ByYourLogic this is probably the only thing keeping McCain alive
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
11 months
@GraceSpelman Ghost girl
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@ByYourLogic much rather see that than Yvette Nicole Brown call Bernie a Russian asset
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@DavidWohl unlike your son right? who was defrauding investors at 19 @JacobWohl
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
10 months
@wigger jimmy but none of them really they are all too important to the tank right now, get rid of brian
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
3 years
@saywhatagain @ByYourLogic isnt that bob from mad men
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@peterdaou @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE please have this king on, this is a redemption story for the ages
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@cameron_kasky Bernie first
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@JacobBWR @roots4bernie @JustinGomezABC @PeteButtigieg love to voluntarily join the war effect I vehemently oppose in order to build my resume for a future presidential run
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@mehdirhasan do you really not see that this was a team warren and CNN ploy? quit giving her the benefit of the doubt
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@ByYourLogic how you gonna go from a king like eric andre to broke obama
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@raising_hill maybe you should stop saying dumb shit
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@TheDemocrats thank you for calling out warren
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@RWPUSA serious question that I hope you answer, why is it unacceptable?
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@nickmullen Not vr but you might actually enjoy death stranding. It’s a game about shipping logistics
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@DavidKlion Wait a second is this the same shitty take as this one?
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@liz_franczak Can you imagine the insufferable corona sketches
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@EMlNEMOBAMA lol "as i am a carny" dope
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@ByYourLogic Lolol damn these losers wish yall had a boss so bad
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@willmenaker I hate them so much
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
1 year
@desusnice but he also told steve harvey he didn't want her (i realize this is about two different women)
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@cushbomb need a dedicated chapo episode
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
1 year
@jesuslasupajew jim jones I really mean it adlib voice*
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@ShimonPro Remember when his dad gave Epstein his first teaching gig?
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
10 months
@bigolmtwndew damn he accused you of being a clown and now you're making him into one....levels
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
9 months
@benegotherit goddamn what a fumble
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
8 years
@MSNBC they seem shook
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
3 years
@randygdub Lol a 4.3 doesn’t entitle anyone to a full ride at a “top school”
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@ebruenig Hell yeah taquitos and honey butter chicken biscuits
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@AustinCade
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
3 years
@Lowenaffchen Gotta have them kids, and tushie too
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@hannibalburess I can film, shut up - @hannibalburess gonna get this tatted on me
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
7 years
@Studiointhestik @FoxNews lol Jimmy Carter a globalist elite? you poor simpleton
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@jonfavs @chrislhayes Hmmm seem like a lot of potential bernie votes
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@nycsouthpaw As aggressive as hosting an apartheid advocate so you can score a big donor?
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@ByYourLogic now entering a poly relationship with Grimes and Elon
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
6 years
@TVietor08 @nathanTbernard @AndyKindler Tommy, these are scumbags that have used their platforms to spread vile racist conspiracy theories and in one case to incite a gunman to show up at comet ping pong, they deserve to have their lives destroyed
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
4 years
@yungchomsky these black activists are saving the earth
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
2 years
@IllyBocean love ending a performance with "sorry about that folks"
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@AustinCade
Austin Cade
5 years
@JRubinBlogger @MoveOn @BernieSanders I can’t wait to make fun of you after Bernie wins Iowa and New Hampshire
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