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@AugustusClausus
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6 months
@unfunnyjulia Your club is so dead inside like wtf is this
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@Burnerburn61983 @tomiwebstr shameless 😭😭😭 he played like 50 of those games in saudi max. most of them goals are from madrid/Juve where he won the threepeat while being UCL top scorer in every year 💀💀💀
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@AugustusClausus
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@mkprinceshasha @LMFutboI The ballondor wasnt awarded to players that played in leagues outside of Europe. The ballondor, France Football, themselves said that Pele would have 7 ballondors, had they awarded it to leagues outside pf europe.
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@AugustusClausus
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@w4nner7489 blud carvajal was part of the starting eleven in every UCL win for Real 😭😭 You tried doing that to the wrong guy💀
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4 years
@pandaprd1 @versarchie679 @IsitRIL It doesn’t matter if you are a millionaire or broke. Still the same crime
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2 years
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@AugustusClausus
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@registarodri tchouameni for 80 million while selling casemiro for 70 million. Will sell mendy for 20-30 m while buying davies for 50-60 m . Madrid isnt even in the top 20 of net spend.
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@TheBallers05 @fiago7 You can only become a Real Madrid socio if you have spanish citizenship, have a parent or grandparent that is an active socio. Its harder to become a socio than it is to attain german citizenship. People let themselves get manipulated too easily.
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@MayankRMFC @MadridXtra but he was amazing in defense too nothing came from his side really
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@DeLigtfulLad other than the penalty bro was nonexistant
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@jonah_cgn @MoritzFrey317 Nein deine Sätze sind einfach nur unnötig verschachtelt
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@AugustusClausus
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9 months
@bakaredavidd @clkbae de bruyne won the treble, thats more than messi lil bro,
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7 months
@ExJohnHonestyy kinda sad. Barcelonas football is so uninteresting that they rather hate watch madrid games . Most of their probably watched more madrid games than barcelona games this season 😭
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@AugustusClausus
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7 months
@Pulga_Disciple @MuskCaughtAP Messi didnt even play past the round of 16 in 2006. He won 3 Champions Leagues, Ronaldo won 5 while being the top scorer in every year that he won it.
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@AugustusClausus
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6 months
@Culturecams The thing is England at some point colonized 1/4 of the earth, so all players are proper english lads😂😂😂
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@AugustusClausus
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2 years
@legigw @ESPNFC 2021 ballondor was a robbery
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@AugustusClausus
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2 years
@JideobiUgwuike @mkprinceshasha @LMFutboI South America had the best football from 1950-1970. Pele played alot of european teams and beat them more than he lost to them. I know that you are a Messi fan, but do not speak about Pele in such a manner. He is untouchable.
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@AugustusClausus
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4 years
@swelterspice @Daswolfen @scrowder LOL you have some simp cartoon as your profile pic
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5 months
@fiago7 @Lucas_8Oliv Barca voted for him and Madrid voted against him. Funny how Barca fans say that he is pro Madrid lol. Madrid are actively fighting against LaLiga and their decisions alongside Athletic Bilbao, something that no other team in LaLiga dares to do,
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@WolfRMFC @CristianoTalk Hope England crash out, Bellingham needs the rest he has been playing with that shoulder injury for 6 months now
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@SewyyyRMFC @kikoRMCF we would be going for an invincible treble if we didnt lose those 2 games against Atletico ffs.
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5 months
@mubwangoloteg *a former player who destroyed them financially for years and perhaps decades to come
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8 months
@thomassist25_ its an offside position. He forces lunin to go forward while the cross is played, thereby forcing him to go forward, which in turn hinders him from going towards the player/ ball in order to save it. benzema vs donnarumma is a duel between the two, which benzema wins.
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@adzetko @DerKrioullo @LoganPaul thats exactly the point 💀💀
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8 months
@ExJohnHonestyy @certifiedhatr saying the n word and raping a woman are two very different things. Especially since those arent even empty accusations, there is video and audio proof of his assault against his gf.
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@Fs_FTBL This just seems like a witch hunt at this point
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9 months
@blaugranakaro You just admitted dortmund would have won the league had bellingham been playing
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@DeLigtfulLad chance created is just a pass leading up to a shot. Most of bayern shots were off target off balance shots with no pressure on the goal. Kanes passes lead to 0.14xA. Kroos tripled that with one pass(which led to Vinis Opener).
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@ExJohnHonestyy getting called racist because of a simple opinion is actually crazy 💀
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5 years
@Chefstrobel @unge @TANZVERBOTcf @ALahsoussi Ein Kanacke stimmt dir zu . Du hast jetzt die Rassismusfreikarte gewonnen und kannst wie Abdel Scheiße ohne Ende von dir geben .
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2 years
@SkillKug @N1co893 @EliasN97 digga wenn du nicht gewinnst dann hats du es halt auch nicht verdient. kannst auch 95 prozent ballbesitz und 20 schüsse aufs tore haben, wenn du doch nichts reißt ist das deine schuld.
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@PatatoZaad @ExJohnHonestyy Tell that to urself if it makes u happy 😭😭
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4 years
@wilkinson_terry @JFK_711 @RealJamesWoods LOL no but the officers had a fair reason to believe that he was reaching for his gun. There is even a video of a similar incident where the police didn’t shoot the suspect and he went to his car and shot both officers with a gun. This guy forfeited his right to live
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@NBradjordan @dogstarfran @Damixowy @FootballReprt @FabrizioRomano he means the 2022 the best trophy. Messi won it for the World Cup. the best 2023, as shown in the screenshot, does not include the World Cup.
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2 years
@NVSEvade @KSI you won 3-2 against united with a late winner and lost the first game 3-1.what are you on about
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@unfunnyjulia „Come on Citehhhhh“ 💀💀💀💀
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@w4nner7489 @idoxvi This is so random lol
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4 years
@GilbertKarmon @scrowder The thing is that, blacklivesmatter itself doesn’t make any sense at all. Black people are not killed in much higher rates than white people for example. Alllivesmatter as in also innocent white, Hispanic, Asian lives taken matter
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@bakaredavidd @Corllo1 @clkbae tell that to the crowd at the award, literally no one clapped 😭😭😭
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4 months
@spezinfluencer @wolflecktfuss anscheinend nicht wenn ein Jubel dich so sehr aufn Keks bringt. Schon lustig wie die Leute denen es am wenigsten juckt immer die sind, die am lautesten rumheulen.
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@ErlingRoIe one does it in a CL quarter final, creating a play that ends up as a goal, the other did it against sheffield at 11:30 am on a sunday. Big difference
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@ExJohnHonestyy I would rather have militao playing RB. Trent offers nothing defensively, we already have great players with high passing accuracy in jude, tchouameni and valverde. He would be a pointless transfer.
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@theMadridZone Jude was carrying hard lol
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@cringe555 @LilOddone @KSIOlajidebt Racism can’t be ended, but we should put nevertheless all our efforts into preventing racism causing any harm in any way shape or form.
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@superkods @truthfirst1407 @JakeGagain @RadarHits consumers should just adhere to the airlines policies then lol
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@DeLigtfulLad he was injured in 16 and 21,
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3 years
@ElxctroD @LFCKaran @YTItsRyan @Behzinga but he drew to brugge with mbappe and neymar 😂😂😂😂
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@ExJohnHonestyy These crybabies are acting up cause dortmund is allowing Martians to apply for UCL final tickets
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@collsy44 @n_nwauzoh @TenHagWay @premierleague @FA @ManUtd That is an interesting assessment. How would you discern that from a written answer? You could conclude that he lacks the ability to write coherent sentences, but not that he lacks the ability to properly talk in english.
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8 months
@sawlties @Sophiechn_ @bilalssk21 hä? Der Kommentar von ihr als Antwort auf seinen Haupttweet hat nichts mit der Feststellung der Tatsache zu tun, dass Freizügigkeit in der modernen Gesellschaft normalisiert wurde. Da eine Frauenfeindlichkeit hinein zu interpretieren ist fraglich.
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@afoknowsball @KevSayce7 @JadenAFC they were chanting vinicius is monkey before the game even started. Do not excuse racism
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@FCbest2 @theMadridZone full time europa league spectator
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@aylinzweilin „Privilegierter weißer Mann“.Bist du dumm oder so ? Was hat das mit der Sachlage zu tun
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@FarukFirat1987 LOL der Typ hat den Taser geklaut und die Polizisten geschlagen und ist dann weggelaufen. Er hat den Taser auch gegen einen Polizisten benutzt was die Benutzung einer Schusswaffe legitimiert. Hätte ihn angeschossen als Polizist egal welche Ethnie.
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@3rubengoat it shows that some of you guys have never played a game of football in your life
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@ataozddemir @ideblad @eurofootcom @BILD Probably cause the sign is used by a group that is on the watchlist of most european countries for extremism
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@DeLigtfulLad the penalty to bayern was only cause of vazquez defending like an epileptic autistic child, sane scored cause rodrygo was lazy in tracking back. Football is a game of mistakes and capitalization thereof. Vini created the impulse for kim to make that mistake just like sane did.
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4 years
@seedamm35 @nayus_ @Chefstrobel @MontanaBlack One piece mit einer der besten Animes, du bist eine Missgeburt
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@MariusF144 @F1 @Charles_Leclerc hamilton is the greatest formula 1 driver of all time.
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@YvesSVW @ZZfighter97 Junge Deutschland hat die größte Sünde in der Geschichte der Menschheit begangen. Ihr seid es die ein Volk fast ausgemerzt habt. Nur 70 Jahre ist es her dass ihr aus dem Westen einen der größten Helden des Krieges, Turing, chemisch kastriert und in den Selbstmord verleitet habt.
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@Dzano__m @YashRMFC hold that europa league round of 32 exit
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@MadridUniversal @marca doesnt make sense since preseason starts in August. The Euros Final is on the 15th of July.
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@m_arschloch @lcksupporter Bayern Fans when they get bodied online Back to the roots I guess.
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@shemsifcb Die Situation konnte so nur entstehen weil der Schiri vorher abgepfiffen hat.
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@mantom62 @samfindlow He(Bellingham) played him on in the first half and Foden mishandled the ball.
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3 years
#daznfightclub die kommentatoren kann man sich nicht geben warum gibt es nicht die auswahl für amerikanische Kommentatoren wie bei der ufc, kein bock auf deren scheiß gelabere
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@TeacherOfBall @Camaverde_ Dont talk about loyalty, your team is owned by a state. Your players play for your owner, not the Club or the fans, the owner. If you dont believe, then search up Kyle Walkers interview, where he says that they have to win the CL because of how much Citys owners have invested.
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@jenna_sxm @DarkSnakeNM @StopMakingSnse @memeforhire @aislingfittante LOL, Freedom of thought only exists for sjws now. Transgender "females" are males vice versa
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@hazfcb_ @ExJohnHonestyy Then why do you support barcelona, a club that stands behind the regime bringing death and utter destruction upon your people?
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@ExJohnHonestyy It is quite interesting how people tend to "forget" that Bellingham has been playing with injuries the last few months (injuries that would have other players sidelined, not even daring to think about playing these types of matches)
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@LeroyPrince77 @EintrachtMika their pool of players is much lower, thats why robb, who has immense talent, got into the selection
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@Braczechi @TeacherOfBall he plays for norway tf did you expect ?
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@gorrroo888 @savinhooooooooo @GilHatesBarca eric garcia was playing at cb lmao. enrique just had a barca bias.
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@TristanGHill @KSI @Tyson_Fury ? Anthony Joshua had a mental breakdown, Fury just said that he wants the rematch and that he believd that he won the fight.
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4 years
@rodrigoelp @UniverCurious No, if you better yourself one percent every day, then it’s exponential growth that you experience, not linear.
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@NiklasCcr @RaulCiven @spezinfluencer was hat er denn in dem Spiel gemacht was eure Spieler nicht gemacht haben?
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4 years
@raw_shoot_dslr @Sebbe2704 Immer 3 außer mit Kollegen
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@JosipFCB93 He didnt sign for Barcelona mate
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3 years
@GamerBr0ski ja safe weil dänemark das spiel gemacht hat, und immer versucht hat auch in den letzten minuten der zweiten Halbzeit ein Tor zu schießen um die Verlängerung zu vermeiden 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@EncaraPedri @ESPNFC finally someone reasonable
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@egger47 ich glaub dieses spiel hat das potential a) den Weltfrieden zu bringen oder b) den dritten Weltkrieg auszulösen. Nichts dazwischen.
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