Gil ☭
@GilHatesBarca
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Marxism Leninism and Football 🕎🇵🇸
Occupied Palestine
Joined August 2022
"No force, no torture, no intrigue, no deception can eradicate Marxism-Leninism from the minds and hearts of men.".
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I believe its Portuguese actually.
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Pep Guardiola to Rodri if you offered him a swap deal of Rodri for Prime Busquets
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Ter stegen is my least favorite german and these guys killed half my family.
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Raphinha and Cancelo are real life's schrodinger's cats. They are both dogshit and worldclass at the same time and you can only know in which state they are in once they get the ball.
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Yeah no joke I hooe this guy is okay. Where the fuck are his parents dude.
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People call Gavi a thug because he dosen't let people bully him and his teammates, my fucking dawg 🫡.
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They should let Pedri execute one of our players at the end of every season.
Why Pedri doesn’t get many assists.
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Overconfident wingers. You're not Messi, your dribble success rate is 38%. Pass the fucking ball.
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He started out the season in the Youth league, and by March he was winning MOTM awards aganist Osimhen. To have such an insane breakout season is incredible, even more so as a Centeback.
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All of Gavi's coaches: Gavi is incredible.All of Gavi's teammates: Gavi is incredible.Former Ballon do'r winners: Gavi is incredible. Dudes on twitter who cant jog for more than 5 minutes: MID.
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Man I remember the translator crying in this presser too 😭😭😭. It was like 20 9/11s.
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This guy was no less talented than Xavi and Iniesta and I will die on this hill. This isn't sidekick.
busquets vs real madrid at retirement age . do not ever compare him to rodri.
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Honestly the 2nd half of that season was one of the most enjoyable periods of supporting Barça in YEARS.
crazy season man .
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People saying "555m is too much" una. We can never repay him. Ever.
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Xavi had this guy and decided to base his team around "ous".
Pedri Gonzalez vs Athletic Bilbao . @pedri .
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Hes still a technichal player more than a fighter in my eyes. Will forever hate Xavi for making people think otherwise.
Gavi's remarkable transition to senior football - from Thiago Alcântara to Gennaro Gattuso. 🔵🔴.
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Only Barcelona can make a good decison feel this bad.
▶ Comunicat del FC Barcelona
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Even a fucking teenager has a better mentality than you. Resign.
تشافي: الذي تغير هذا العام هو ريال مدريد، الذي تنافس بشكل أفضل وحقق نتيجة تاريخية، نحن نقاتل ضد أحد أفضل الفرق، إنهم في نهائي دوري أبطال أوروبا، نحن نتنافس ضد فريق خارق ‼
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They could win a million ucls and they would still only think of us.
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My theory is that Pedri is never actually injured and he's just using that excuse to attend to his secret 2nd life (illegal bannana smuggling).
🚨| JUST IN: Pedri is NOT completely excluded from the Spanish Super Cup. He is out for the Las Palmas and Barbastro game but is continuing his recovery process. The club is preparing him to be ready for Super Cup, but ZERO risks will be taken. [@JordiGil] #fcblive
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Gavi (injured since novemeber) has played more games in midfield this season than Camavinga.
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Just clocked Aitana was probably posting "Messi has won the olympics and world cup u20s that counts too" copium like us.
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Never in my life have I seen a clip of this guy (midfielder) do something in midfield.
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WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLL
Barcelona topping both metrics 👀. 👨💼 F. de Jong profile : 👨💼 Pedri profile :
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Suarez is a fat traitor.Neymar is a fascist idiot.Messi is 134cm.Xavi can't coach.Pep is a bald snake.Iniesta is just bald.Cruyff is dutch. We actually have ZERO legends it's crazy.
Luis Suárez prepared a FEAST for the Atlético Madrid squad… 🤣🤣🤣
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I was promised a Rodri Gavi Pedri midfield and I got "FABIAN RUIZ"
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I love messi and gamper and all but there is not "top 3". He's number 1 and the rest can fight about the 2nd place.
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Won't get mentioned but that Cubarsi job on Kane. fuckin hell.
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Reading instagram reels comments feels like watching apes at the zoo
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You put a gun to my head and ask me to watch a full valvarde comp or I get my head blown out and I'll ask you to pull the trigger before you finish the sentence.
The most underrated player on the planet 👍🏽
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Xavi paid 60m for Ferran Torres bro we need to hire him and sack him again.
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Its the club for footballing romantics, not cold blooded winners im afraid.
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Just clocked we are either innocent, get a tons of free money from lawsuits and win every ucl for the rest of time or we liquidite and I never have to care about this sport anymore ever again
The day Barca is found innocent and Laporta sues every single organization imaginable>>>>>>
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Versus Morata, Griezmann and Depay. Versus Muriqi and and Larin. Vesus Osimhen. Versus Mayoral. Pau Cubarsi, 17.
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Gun to your head name 5 memorable ones.
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All agendas suspended until the end of the season, time to give it all barka nation.
𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.
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The sunny beaches of catalonia call your name jamal.
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Honestly fair enough I respect the lack of shame.
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Xavi's legacy is totally fine btw. In 10 years no one will remember his tenture as a manager. He will remain of our the clubs most importent figures and our eternal captain. Laporta on the other hand. .
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Messi's G/A in 2012 was measured in triple digits be serious.
I’m a huge Messi fan. But Messi’s fans are on the timeline saying “he flopped with Brazil so he can’t win it in a tournament year” is too funny, like 2010 and 2012 just didn’t happen.
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I'm 300% sure Aitana has a burner on here this type of hatred is not something you grow out of.
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I'm still dying at the fact Ferran wrote a messege with a black pen on a dark red shirt.
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Technically elite, ruthless in the box, elite movement PnP. Can both drop deep and run in behind.🫡
19. Can you describe your ideal striker?.
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@Camaverde_ @SamWallaceTel You didnt care when engish journalists talked about barca dis you.
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Football ability card aganist ANDRES INIESTA 😭😭😭😭😭. Get the fuck outta here you filthy casual
@baldebucket "team trophies" u know damn well u can't argue with stats or footballing ability.
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@moonlit_misfit Incredible how saying "war crimes are bad" manages to piss off both zionists and hamasniks.
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Man U fans acting like they lost the 2011 final because "we paid the refs" and not because they were chasing shadows for 90 minutes is too funny.
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De la fuente some might have forgiven you, not me though. You stole a ballon dor charge from us.
🇪🇸 Gavi (Barcelona, 19) in 2023/24 . ◎ 99th percentile for defensive actions.◎ 98th percentile for progressive runs.◎ 94th percentile for forward pass %. 📊 vs Top 5 League U21 Midfielders, per 90.🥇 Aerial duels — 1st.🥇 Defensive duels — 1st.🥇 Defensive actions — 1st.🥇
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Going to jail = not radical.Going to your therapist with a free palestine shirt and crying when your therapists asks you about it = Radical. Lol.
finally watched an interview with tal mitnick, the 18 y/o israeli who’s been called a radical for refusing to enlist. even this “radical” condemns hamas, talks about brave IDF soldiers & a 2-state solution. palestinians are not wrong when they say there are no “israeli civilians”.
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I love how we still just tweet about him like he's still contracted to us.
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Doee someone have that picture of a haredi dude and a palestinian throwing stones togother at israeli police?.
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Busquets won a sextuple, displacee toure and keita to become Barca's first choice DM and started the UCL final all in his first PRO season in 08/09. This isnt even enzo's debut season.
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When people will do revisionism on him after he retires <<<<.
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The thought of baby aitana coming back home from La Masia training and hating tweeting at cristiano is killing me.
Aitana may be top 3 funniest Catalans of all time.
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This outta be racism at this point.
خافي ميغيل: يجب على بالدي أن يستعيد مستواه لأن هناك موهبة حقيقية قادمة بقوة لمنافسته. جيرارد مارتن
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When Laporta paid an hitman to take out boateng 💔
Post your favourite Negreira goal below.
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I remember in like that 2017-2020 period we had a full team of robots and we were BEGGING for anyone to show they care about the club. now we have an XI full of them.
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I swear Madrid fans talk about OUR.academy than their.
La Masia FC you know? . Biggest load of bs they try to feed you all everyday.
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Defending Fascist genocide to support a football club is low even for madridistas.
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"Nobody's insecure".-proceeds to be incredibly insecure.
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If this happened in a women's game this would have 50k qrts about how bad womens football is.
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Humble at victory, gracious in defeat.
I get it its an instant reaction and they just lost but players taking off runners up medals immediately still give me the ick.
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@FCBJimmy_ @xDMCAbreachP90 I didnt realize what happened for a sec I was sure it was a pen, fantastic call.
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I think barva fans are desenstized to ages in football now adays, i remember a few years ago 22 was considered young. 17 he's literally a kid.
17 - At 17 years and 291 days, Marc Guiu is the youngest player to debut with a goal for Barcelona in @LaLigaEN in the 21st century. Surprise.
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We are gonna have to deal with a decade of this PR.
Is Jude Bellingham a top-three player in the world right now? 👇
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Okay let me start.Pedri vs Madrid 2023 supercopa.Pedri vs Inter hone 2023.Pedri vs Bayern away 2023.Pedri vs Inter 2023 away.Pedri vs switzerland Euros QF.Pedri vs Italy Euros SF. You probs wont remember those though cause you're 57 and have dementia.
If you can name 5 big game performances vs big teams that doesn’t include pedri vs juve(2020💀) and de Jong vs Madrid(2018💀) I’ll give you 1 million Zimbabwean dollars.
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Okay Imma be serious for once. The collapse of this season means nothing long term. I'm actually suprised we were competitve so early. Our Squad is very young and Light, We Need to keep developing and building it.
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I don't want rival fans from Spain complain about La Masia ever again. They need to thank Cruyff everyday for what he did to spainish football.
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Football is a game for the soul, you wouldn't get itn, you're madrid fan.
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