Asteria
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@JCZimmerLA
@BriscoeCain
Thank y'all for maintaining civility to this other human being.
Now I don't have to say anything terrible because y'all have handled it for me in a way to inspire my future communication with people who disagree with me.
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READ IT THE WHOLE THING DON'T SKIP A WORD OF THIS WOMAN'S TRUTH
I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…
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Woah that’s kinda heavy for a little kid….., but…. Very meta, I like it: that’s the most metacognitive comic strip I’ve seen in a while
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I have the pleasure/honor of having a close friend juggalo. She opened my eyes to my own prejudices & is one of the greatest people I know.
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#WeAreNotThis
I can't believe I have to say to NC legislators that having an official registry of a minority class is A BAD FUCKING IDEA.
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@reynoldsgareth
Do you think people should use a sarcmarc when being sarcastic? Am I being sarcastic?
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Just finished
@awryaditi
's
@netflix
special and am completely blown away! Kudos to Netflix for finding this gem and delivering it to me with cultural subtitles.
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FU
@TODAYshow
Every pregnancy is different; don't fetishize a perfect, loving, painless, easy birth.
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Dear Billy Funny Words, thank you for helping to connect me to my estranged brother. You're the only thing we can agree on. We loved seeing you and Joe Bartnick! (October 2016, National Theatre, Washington D. C.) We're planning on seeing you this year. Can't wait!
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"You can love someone even when you know they don't like it. Even when you know they don't want it."
--
@schreiber_pablo
as Mad Sweeney
#AmericanGods
@AmericanGodsSTZ
@STARZ
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Ideally: Let's all work together professionally and get things done.
Reality: I will only do things for you if I like you.
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If you don't like dyed hair, throw away all of your music.
#BillHicks
If you don't like silicon(e), throw your phone away.
#IntelInside
If you don't like tofu, you just haven't had it cooked right
#MapoDoufu
@BetoORourke
@RepBetoORourke
#CruzCrewBOOS
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@zylaros
@Chinchillazllla
I saw a starling flying away from its swarm earlier today and thought the same thing
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May I have a trigger warning please? I'd like to know when a gun is used within two-hundred miles of me. Kkthxbyebye
#SundayMorning
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TFW you are secretly excited when the kids have control of the TV so you can also watch Teen Titans GO!
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Sometimes I forget I listen to emo music. And then Thrice comes on and I'm 13 again.
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OMG, DC show sold out!! CANNOT WAIT
@NeverNotFunny
@jimmypardo
@MattBelknap
@MyNameisGaron
@eliothochberg
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An org. that supports gay conversion therapy is not an org. of love, acceptance or forgiveness. I understand if you want to stay with your church, but do not say they are not anti-LGBT.
Anyone who would want me to give up the love of my partner does not value love.
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@helenbackzomg
@zylalovesyou
Lol, the opposition had it and didn't release it because they thought it would *help* get the Democrats elected.
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I am a bisexual, Taiwanese-American, daughter of immigrants, anchor baby, geek, IT professional and I am calling 45 a white supremacist.
I'm a mother/wife/other and I am calling Trump a White Supremacist.
Your turn! Ready? Go!
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Shin Megami Tensei's Persona 4: Oh, are you the new transfer student, "John Connor?"
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Mad Men ... Elisabeth Moss keeps making me think Bartlett will burst on the scene any minute.
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"May you live in interesting times. May you get what you wish for. May you come to attention to those in power."
Those who make knock-off designer shoes in Chinese sweat shops with child labor should not quote Chinese proverbs.
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I'm really happy for you
@prattpratpratt
. I'm very glad you found a support system for your divorce, having survived my parent's.
But
@EllenPage
is not talking about divorce. She's talking about loving someone.
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Orangina small bottles look like Mana Potion bottles.
http://manapotions.com/
taste like Dayquil. Artichoke dip tastes like yum.
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@PatMcCroryNC
Do you... Do you think maybe transgendered people feel shunned BY THE GOVERNMENT OF NORTH CAROLINA?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#WeAreNotThis
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NC proposes to amend HB2 to include TG "registration." Let me guess; comes w/ free pink or black triangle patch, your choice!
#WeAreNotThis
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@NicSampson
Paging
@GaryGulman
. I think of you ever holiday season because I am neither Christian nor Jewish.
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Waiting for Barb and Adam to wake up. Find my toy! Play with me! Ok Adam's awake. BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And I wonder, when I sing along with you, if everything could ever feel this real forever. If anything could feel this good again.
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This is why I always think of tubcat and not tubgirl.
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I don't care, I like Annie Duke. Anyone who can stare down Phil Hellmuth and win knows what she's doing!
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@rstevens
Wrigley's makes this Air Waves gum I had in Taiwan. No idea why it's not here:
http://tinyurl.com/dc5ymf
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Banking sucks. I give you all my money, and then you want to charge me so you can keep it.
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Trying to convince my boss to trade his floppy disks for a USB flash drive. I didn't even know they still sold frickin floppy disks.
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@RainofTerra
May you come to attention to those in power...
May you live in interesting times...
May you get what you wish for...
I think you covered all the Chinese proverbs this year 😅
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@rosemcgowan
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@twittersafety
IS THIS HOW YOU MAKE WOMEN FEEL "SAFE"?! IS THIS HOW YOU PROTECT US?! LETTING 45 THREATEN NUCLEAR WAR & BLOCKING RM?! FUFUFU
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@colinsholes
Thanks, dude!
I'll be damned. Did everybody eat their Wheaties this morning?
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I don't think I'll ever get over the Last Day of Winter, Sirius, or Red Run Amber.
http://www.myspace.com/pelican
(Or City of Echoes)
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@runycat
People get weirded out when you buy them gifts for a holiday that they're not celebrating, especially if they didn't get you anything for the holiday they celebrated. So I try to do things like give them a penny with the year they were born on it or something thoughtful but cheap
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~*sigh*~... yeah...
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@Brock_toon
Is the rest of the soup a broth? My family did not like spicy food, so people added it to their rice bowls individually.
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@SecretaryPerry
Unlike you, I rely on scientists for scientific data, not "Well, gee, I THINK..."
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We Be The Echo -- Sounds like Red Sparowes with a guitarist who wants to be in Dragonforce.
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@Cinnabon
Thanks much
@Cinnabon
! You are the the only one that has responded; kudos to your Twitter team!
#PuertoRico
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Toasted brioche Grilled duck terrine, virginia oysters, shrimp po' boy @ vermillion in old town
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NEXT STOP BROWN TOWN
@ChristinaP
@tomsegura
please please please have
@awryaditi
on
#YMH
. She's smart, funny, and loves to talk about her browns!
#EndlessWipe
#WannaTalkSomeShit
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@ChristinaP
Period pieces:
@TheCrownNetflix
The White Queen
The White Princess
(all of those Starz shows based on Phillipa Gregory books, really)
@Outlander_STARZ
Peaky Blinders
The Tudors
Rome
The Borgias
Spartacus
Pride & Prejudice (A&E / BBC)
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