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@ArthurCrown5

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Online Venison and game retail and wholesale is my main job. "A Quiet Day In The Morgue" - on the storyboard (but due sooner)

Slough, England for now
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7 months
@KristianWeigman Who is this addressed to, Kristian ?
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11 months
@archer_rs Nah mate.. that's David Essex and Barry Sheen ? 🤓😎🤠🦮🌻🤹‍♀️🏍️
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4 years
@Keir_Starmer Concentrate on the 72 dead of Grenfell Tower fire on 14th June 2017 or has LABOUR and CONSERVATIVE, alike, abandondoned them and their beleagured surviving relatives and nearby neighbours ?
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8 months
@snickerdoodle_2 Ey up, lass 🍒☕️
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4 years
@BBCWorld Are you absolutely sure the weren't gender-neutral gunwomen ? 😊😊😷
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2 years
@LifeOnTheDeben Sadly most of our rivers have this name, now ? 😪
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4 years
@omid9 Blimey - fighting talk, mate ? Solictors at dawn.. or barristers once the queue dies down at the High Court ? 50,000 criminal cases backlogged. 'Fight !', 'Fight !', Fight !' (as we used to chortle in the playground). 😫
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@snickerdoodle_2 Vacay ? ❤️😳
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3 years
@bt_uk But how you prevent BT overcharging ?🧐🤠
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5 years
@BBCNews @BBCWorld Keep them there ! Let them enjoy good food; a well funded National healthcare system, and a small glass of Bordeaux.
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@nkh12349 🙏💞💐❤️💃🫦🤔
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4 years
@Keir_Starmer Excellent. A leader to be proud of - expressing a noble sentiment 😀
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3 years
@DickKingSmith Good Farriers have the implicit confidence of their customers 🤠🧐
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4 years
@russellcrowe Oh dear.. it's never enough to say 'he had a good innings'. Life ain't a bleedin cricket match ! Sorry for your loss, Russy 🤧🧐🤠
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@BBCWorld Could have been 'Uncle Toms' rice ? 🤠🐈‍⬛
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4 years
@PGATOUR An 'ACE' mate, ya mean 'Adverse Childhood Experience', Sir ? 🧐🤠
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@WriterHannahBT Magpies (2) in Cippenham lane + woodpigeon + starling ❤️🙏😊 Jim Moir is painting swallows, though and gulls 😉
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@MolllyOnoway Yes.. and no ❤️🌹🌻😊🍀☘️🇮🇪
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3 years
@MattHancock Now we KNOW you're on the take, mate; How much bunce do you get for every test dished out ? 🧐🤠
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4 years
@Keir_Starmer And earlier in the year we remembered thousands of civilians in Nagasaki and Hiroshima who were slaughtered by U.S. terrorism in 1945. With friends like USA, who needs enemies ?
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5 years
@BBCWorld Is this official police figures or just something overheard in the pub last night, shortly before closing time ?
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5 years
@BBCWorld 'Militants' is one description of this kind of behaviour; 'arson' and 'first degree murder' are others available.
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1 year
@Rick_Stein @sasstein I feel like the character played by Emelio Estevez in "The Way" The father DOES go on a trip with his Dad. The fact that his son is dead, does not impede his father's capacity to learn. I go to Grreece, in my dreams and eat this food. 🧐😎🤠🌻🍷
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4 years
@AnthonyHopkins Yes, but as Dylan suggested - when the time comes we won' t "go gentle, into that dark night" and we hope you won't either.. just "Rage, rage against the dying of the light".. 🤠😎😷
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4 years
@BBCWorld Maybe time to review the Suicide Act then, as other countries in Europe progressively accept and endorse euthanasia for the young ?
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2 years
@RewildScotland There's several feral wolves in the Italian piedmont region who need to switch diet from family dogs to venison.. any ideas where they should be relocated to ?
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4 years
@Womankind15 @omid9 Blimey Omid, mate - I fought you woz a comic - but nobody's laughing, now ? 🧐😳
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5 years
@BBCWorld If it hadn't 'gone viral' it would have 'gone bacterial ? 🤣
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5 years
@BBCWorld I though coronavirus wasn't resistant to alcohol ? 😇
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3 years
@Unilever 'To live with parents' and 'Clean air' are not specifically mentioned, but can be inferred from other rights as in the 50 odd sections. 🧐🤠
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@BBCWorld Mark Zuckerberg's only worry is 'How many paying advertisers can I get into people's tiddly Iphone screens on election day ?' 😀💩💩💩🤠
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10 months
@JustJaneWrites Yes, I think so.. What do you normally look like ? 🤓😎🤠🦮🌻
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5 years
@social_gazette Prince Charles will receive crticism for having given accomodation to a paedophile Bishop AFTER he had accempted a caution from police for sexual offences against children while at work in his diocese.
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5 years
@BBCWorld I suppose men ARE parents aren't they ?
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9 months
@nkh12349 After all (in Dunstable and Luton who share a hospital) it's POETS night (Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday) 💚❤️🙏🤔
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9 months
@nkh12349 I try to (mostly) 🤣
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4 years
@BBCWorld Is this Barac Obama on holiday ? 😎😎😷
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1 year
@BBCRosAtkins Thank you for confirming the facts of what was clearly an attempt to silence a legitimate peaceful protest by police on spurious grounds. 🧐🤠🙏😍
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4 years
@MPSNewham @metpoliceuk Probably anuvver bent copper, mate. Check the staff canteen ? 🧐🤠
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1 year
@Feargal_Sharkey There's only one thing that has highlighted sewerage polution. And it's @Feargal_Sharkey not the Conservative government ! 🧐🤠☹️
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4 years
@millar_marion @Womankind15 Well, you don't get to be 'senior minister' by answering simple questions wiv obvious answers, mate. Deffo notto !
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10 months
@TheTigerGin @MasterOfMalt naughty pussy ! 🤓😎🤠🦮🌻🙀
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10 months
@nkh12349 Sloe tequila was NOT enjoyed by my neighbor at no. 8 New Eton House - but the iced lolly and ice cream on a stick ! Maisie had gone home, full up with venison treats 🤓😎🤶🦮🦌😍
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5 years
@BBCNews @BBCWorld If somebody hands their notice in, just say 'Thank you' or 'Piss Off'. Don't give them a 'cooling off period' like you'd just signed them up for a new telly channel
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5 years
@BBCNews @BBCWorld Wot ? The Archbishop christened a child named Archie, without getting confused and christening him "Archie-Bishopie'
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@BBCWorld Worried about smelly passengers ?
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7 months
@WriterHannahBT 6 woodpigeons today, and two blue tits viewing nesting box on the Bath Road 'Cyrus IV' wall. A server centre equips itself for small birds, but nothing except aluminium fascia for swifts, sadly. Hannah ❤️🙏😊
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5 years
@BBCWorld Looks like he's won an Ipad ?
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3 years
@jessphillips @rachelparris If only he'd been arrested for indecent exposure in the week BEFORE he murdered Sarah Everard - a bit 'after the fact' to be duffing him up in the cells ? 🧐🤠
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4 years
@IoloWilliams2 @welshgov @PowysCC Chickens, mate. Do 'em free range !
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5 years
@BBCBusiness @BBCWorld They could have just renamed it "20th Century Vole" in honour of Monty Python's Flying Circus who wasn't owned by Rupert Murdoch, either.
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9 months
@daveainsworth63 Mmm.. Somebody who spoke out early about the mischief and criminal activity of Jimmy Saville while the BBC said nothing ? 💚❤️🤔🙏
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4 years
@HMICFRS @metpoliceuk In the same way as the London Fire Brigade acted 'appropriately' at the Grenfell Tower Fire and in having implemented 4 out of 29 recommendations by the end of three years after the 72 funerals. The sound of George Orwell was heard, turning in his grave, mate ? 🧐🤠
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4 years
@BBCWorld Hang on , China wamts to copy the USA screwing things up ? Is this just you getting the wonrg end of the strick BBC News (World) ? 🤠😎😀😱😷
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1 year
@JamesMoir10 Whimbrel - (don't ask me how I know) 🧐😎🤠😯
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4 years
@jonnyfulton1978 @KenLoachSixteen @martin_compston This is not so much a scene that is funny as a scene that mirrors the desperation of a teenager ? It's a kid like Billy Casper, who happens to live near Glasgow ?😊😱😷
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4 years
@BBCWorld It's the German Ambassador I'm worried about. 'Interpol says he 'disappeared' in 1995. In San Slavador, whole stadia of people 'disappeared' but they never came back, or sent 'mysterious' post cards ? 😀😧😱😷
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10 months
@tara_tinks That's good advice. Ladies on the bus (from Somalia) were extolling the delights of 'camel milk'. They said it's popular in Australia. I thought "So's Dingo meat" but said nowt ! 🤓😎🤠🦮🌻
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7 months
@topaz_kell @AliceMakis Ey up, alright ? ❤️💙💛💚🤔
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1 year
@lambofgod How do you feel about performing A CONCERT by LED lighting rather than candles ? (big ALTAR candles !) 🧐😎🤠🌻
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4 years
@metpoliceuk Was that the House of Commons, or the House of Lords ?
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2 years
@lutoncouncil Just all move to London or Manchester ? 🧐🤠or die ?😇
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5 years
@BBCBreaking Wot, like travelling back to UK to infect all the folks back home ?
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5 years
@KenLoachSixteen I wish I had £1 for every audio visual sequence I'd seen which foretells actual events in the lives unconnected directly to characters depicted in Ken Loach's films. From 'Cathy Come Home' to 'Sorry We Missed You'.
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5 years
@BBCWorld It's always a good idea to give soldiers firearms training (and a psychitric assesment) BEFORE you give them a gun and send them into battle - otherwise they'll come with PTSD and harm themselves and others, particularly in shopping malls
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2 years
If your the one Chris Packham left on earth who hasn't seen this yet.. enjoy Johnny Marr without a guitar (in the first bit anyway ! ) interviewed by "that little bloke off, 'Would I Lie To You' " 🧐🤠🙏
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1 year
@JMPSimor Making a form of protest 'illegal' cannot be justified on the basis that 'law-abiding' citizens are inconvenienced 🧐🤠
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8 months
@GWHomeTeam If I die before Maisie, lop off my right leg and throw it to her. That way we'll both be happy 🙏❤️🤣
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4 years
@MFaarees_ 'Pends where you are and wevver the sun has sunk below 'the horizon', mate. 🧐🤠
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5 years
@omid9 My name is Omidus Djallilius, Loyal servant to the true Emperor Athurius Crownicus; father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.. and I will have my vengence .. SO THERE you absolute pussies ! 😷
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2 years
@RovingOsprey Honestly trapping wild birds and holding the like this DISGUSTS me, mate ! 🧐🤠🐦
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4 years
@Breathe_London Interesting map.. who pays for 'Breathe London' ?
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5 years
@BBCNews @BBCWorld Plenty of people would appreciate 'photographers hiding in the bushes and spying' especially if there embarking on a new media career and need the publicity.. but what do I know ?
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4 years
@metpoliceuk Probaly topped by anuvver bent copper, mate - check the staff canteen ? 🧐🤠
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5 years
@amnesty This action takes a lot of courage. Speaking out always does !
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2 years
@Feargal_Sharkey Just watch BBC 'Countryfile' about the Wye. Aged 16 in 1972, I caught a fresh run salmon opposite Tinten Abbey. But these days the river is dead / dying and the fish are a fond childhood memory ? 🧐🤠🙏😍
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5 years
@BBCWorld Transparency of thought ?
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2 years
@LudlowNomes My paternal grandmother's maiden name was 'Hunt', but she was 90 something when I was 6 yrs old; she had a telly, but wouldn't undress when it was 'on' in case Reginald Bousinquet saw her in her underwear ! She never a Carol Service but liked mince pies and mulled wine 🧐🤠🙏😍
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2 years
@lisanandy Not sure it works that way, Lisa ? 🧐🤠
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2 years
@Lydia_fishing Dead fish 🧐🤠
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4 years
@omid9 Strong hint to white police officers. Wonder if the message is getting through yet ? 😇
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1 year
@hewitson10 Shows the direction The Conservatives are headed > to jail ! 🧐😎🤠🌻💩
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4 years
@fairplaywomen @ProfAliceS Are you planning a shopping spree at Harrods before the high court ? or are these 'barristers bunce', mate ?
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10 months
@jamesjpdrake @Telegraph @SWNS No.. he's about to press the shutter when Junior gets round to the right side of the camera ? 🤓😎🦮🌻🤶🍷
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@raekennedy_ Well the good thing is.. given time it'll wear off.. unless you're addicted in which case ya may need a little help to shake free forever ❤️
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@BBCWorld Not a muslim dog ?
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5 years
@BBCNews @BBCWorld Will nobody ever play an upright piano in the nude ever again ?
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5 years
@BBCNorthAmerica @BBCWorld Lighten up, please, African Americans; we're all black underneath. Loiuis Leakey said so.
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4 years
@LBGplc Wot, when you're re-possessing their home to recover business borrowing pre-pandemic ? Yeah, pull the other one ? 😷
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4 years
@metpoliceuk Yes, we understand.. you were at the vigil to cause trouble and you succeeded - big time. A vigil that was only necessary because a police officer murdered Sarah Everard and dumped her body in woodland. You just couldn't resist the chance to twist the knife in the wound ? 🧐🤠
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@BBCWorld Margaret Thatcher tried to quell civil unrest in Ireland by sending in the military. The result was a massacre in Derry
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@BBCBreaking Not as easy to get away with genocide as it used to be ? 🧐🤠
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4 years
@TwisterFilm @Womankind15 @OzKaterji Who IS this Ozymandius, King of kings, mate ?
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5 years
@BBCWorld When did the 'Russian media' start 'hinting' ?
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4 years
@omid9 Starting with Richmond Park. I'm worried about Fenton and the elephants - they remember stuff ! (Well.. maybe not Fenton.. and "Sit" / "Stay" ? 😇😱😷
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@DancingTheMind @MitchBenn @WHO The man who failed to respond was nevertheless front of the queue at St. Thomas's saying how wonderful the NHS are, yet his incompetence clearly failed to support them with PPE + test kits that would have allowed them to preserve their OWN lives and the lives of others.
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