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I wear a camo hat so people can't see how smart I am
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Saw "RIP Rocky" trending and got scared for a minute
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The new Sturgill sounds like John Prine tried to write a Bad Company record and I mean this in the best way possible.
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If the bottom of your lighter looks like this then we're homies
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Betty White trended every day for a month and now she's dead so maybe y'all shut the fuck up about Willie Nelson for a bit
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I really wish Norm Macdonald could've told us the OJ news.
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I don't have a SoundCloud or YouTube to plug so I'll just say, be kind to one another, send boobs, and remember, never talk to cops.
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They say marijuana can't kill you but tonight I'm gonna fucking try.
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I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57, and french fried potatoes, big kosher, pickle and cold draft beer...
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@Broadway_Zay
I saw this in the theaters with my old, white grandma and she laughed til her teeth fell out. One of my favorite childhood memories.
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Man, Jelly Roll really does seem like a nice dude, but that ain't enough to get me to listen to Uncle Kracker with face tattoos
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He finally figured out what rhymes with bronco
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In my version of A Christmas Carol these are the three ghosts that visit me.
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@SoitG0esss
I've gotten a lot of damn comments about this and yours is one of the best. Hell yeah, brother.
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i was so high i wrote potloaf
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They ever fuck around and release this on vinyl my neighbor's will probably have to do a welfare check on me
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Here's a picture of Linda Ronstadt for no real reason. Enjoy.
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Atlanta drivers in shambles
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The dude next to me is sucking salt of his fries and then his wife is eating the saltless sucked fries.
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Anyone wanna get real high on the porch and sing Marshall Tucker songs?
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That's what Sturgill was singin' 'bout
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Wife texted me earlier and said she bought a nice loaf of bread and told me to work my sandwich magic. Grilled cheese with white cheddar, goat cheese, prosciutto, caramelized onions, and blueberry bourbon jam.
I outdid myself here, boys.
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Dale would drive into the wall all over again
Dale Earnhardt would cry if he saw his number on a shitbox like this
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I just had my first Dunkin coffee ever. That's why Ben Affleck is fucking sad all the time.
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Played around a little with the chicken and waffle concept. Cheddar Bay biscuit waffles with Old Bay fried shrimp and a pico crema.
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Day 101 on this
@MephistoGenetic
Double Grape. Yowza! She's ready for the 🪓 but it'll be 2 or 3 days before I can get to it.
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@fuckedupfoods
I've had chicken fried in several different cereals. Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch was the best. Fruity Pebbles wasn't that great.
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I'm 13 lbs from being down 100. I'm gonna show up to my 40th birthday naked as fuck.
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Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone; really felt the love today. 40 is tight so far✌️
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You were my wife's cat. We didn't always get along, but you were stuck with me for over half your life. You loved food as much as I do. You especially loved ice cream and really hated Esteban. See you in hell, Paleo. 2007-2023.
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Spent most of my adult life at 370 lbs. Seeing a drop of 100 lbs would be insane.
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happy 2nd birthday to this stupid shit
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Hey, it's Leap Day. That means it's our first *real* anniversary. We tied the knot 02/29/2020. What a ride it's been! She kept me!
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I'm super proud of myself. This is 80 days progress. Don't stare directly at the man tiddies; they have power.
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I wanna go to Brazil and see that giant statue of Kenny Loggins
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Oh, this burger order?
Singing the burger order from cheeseburger in paradise to the cashier at five guys when they ask for my order
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The COVID vaccine did this to me all the way back in 2018
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Mychal Threets got bullied into resigning. Fuck this shit. The anti-intelligence is hands down my biggest gripe with the world today.
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@Kateness8
Can we make this thread a safe space to compliment the opposite sex without it being weird?
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Went to your granny's house. Blew out her back, took her snacks.
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Our almost 16 year old lady isn't doing so hot. Hug your pets, friends ♥️
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Love watching the little blind dude figure out life
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Yeah, but are you a "leftover meatloaf sandwich on old hot dog buns" type of redneck?
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infused reese's puffs marshmallow cereal treats with xtra peanut butter
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This wasn't supposed to be delivered until Monday. So, I got comfy, poured a cocktail, and listened to this streaming. Went outside afterwards to find it sitting on my porch.
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I love when I go to a dog spot and get the perfect dog. That dog spot? These mf hands.
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I just had to apologize to my wife for my reaction to Alicia Keys' outfit
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leftover sandwiches are whack. leftover burritos are hype.
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Have you guys tried not hoarding land and wasting water for possibly the least inclusive hobby in America?
Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.
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