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Dylan Whitehead

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I make mid videos. https://t.co/5rBA775Hls

Making cringe content
Joined November 2011
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Dylan Whitehead
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It would basically be impossible to tell given the data set is like a month old
@Trey_Explainer
Trey the Explainer
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Ok can someone tell me if there really are statistically significant more plane crashes now that Trump’s in charge and if so why
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Dylan Whitehead
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If only there was a way to petition your local government to enact change by ya know talking to the people you vote for. These laws aren’t like some impossible force that is unchangeable. I bet this dipshit hasn’t done anything beyond being told no and crying online
@WallStreetApes
Wall Street Apes
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US Government is out of control This woman has 37 acres of land, “I just walked into the municipal building and I'm gonna put a tiny home on my property, and he immediately said, Nope, you can't do that” “I have 37 acres. There's plenty of room to put a tiny home. Nope. You can't do that. You are zoned to have one house on your property. I'm like, dude, my property is massive.” “It's my property. So it's absolute madness.” “Even if you own 37 acres of land, the government will still control your land. Did y'all know that?”
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Dylan Whitehead
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This is how I felt in Civil War when Cap is like, body armor, AR15s… then no one has a fucking AR15. They’re just movies and it’s important to just enjoy the stories they’re trying to tell but Marvel movies in particular take me out of the story often
@BaguetteWeapons
Rouge 🇫🇷
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> a goon points a gun at someone in Ant Man > it’s a Glock > Ant Man makes himself very small to prevent the hammer from striking the firing pin > he succeeds > the hammer. > on a Glock.
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This has to be ragebait. If you drink 2 beers a day you’re an alcoholic lmao
@ObtainerOf
ObtainerOfRareAntiquities
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I don’t think most people can fathom just how much alcoholics drink. People make jokes about being an alcoholic if they have two drinks a day then maybe 8 on weekends, but the time I drank with my alcoholic friend he put back 20 white claws and half a handle, he did this daily
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Dylan Whitehead
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RT @dieworkwear: bet this hits so hard if you can't do division
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Dylan Whitehead
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Confederates were cucks who rebelled and are at their core traitors to this nation. Mexico is just a country we border. Starting to believe the whole average conservative has 86 IQ thing.
@seamus_coughlin
Seamus (FreedomToons)
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Lefties will make fun of the confederate flag for "representing the losers" and then post stuff like this
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Dylan Whitehead
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I think every single person in the world with an anime pfp should be forcibly transitioned into whatever gender they like the least by Joe Biden
@notNamazu
Namazu
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"iTs jUsT viDeO gAmeS" says the fenceshitter, meanwhile we've been getting this shoveled down our throats and u expect us to be OK with it
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Dylan Whitehead
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@Welch_51 Usually for my friends they mean one application every 5 days lmao.
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Dylan Whitehead
7 days
It’s kind of funny watching the normie mind explode when finding out how television works. Like yeah lil buddy, the lil tv people aren’t one continuous take
@fleshsimulator
Voyage of the Meme
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Okay so we didn’t have a president OR a vice president for the last four years
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Dylan Whitehead
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RT @IrishPatri0t: America 2 weeks with no DEI:
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RT @samfbiddle: "Dox" used to mean "my social security number and home address were posted on 4chan" and now it's "naming the people admini…
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RT @uncledoomer: dont you dare take this away from me. how am i gonna text my wife that ive eaten too many ribs
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RT @TeamAPS: Yu-Gi-Oh players be like
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Dylan Whitehead
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RT @efsius13: detective hefferchu p.6-8 #comic #pokemon #parody
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Dylan Whitehead
13 days
What an amazing framing of his statements
@ElGoonDawg
beetcel 🪨🧊
14 days
Conor rapes a woman- NO COMMEMT Jones hits wife- NO COMMENT Dana hits wife- NO COMMENT Bryce Mitchell calls Jews greedy- SAME DAY CONDEMNATION
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Dylan Whitehead
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@armored1426 That’s nice, lil buddy
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Dylan Whitehead
13 days
Unironically this
@DrewIsSharing
Drewsif Gilchrist
14 days
Drinking coffee everyday means you’re a drug addict btw
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