*she was cleared of the charges*

@nikicaga the day Jake Paul dies we will hear cries of “MAZEL TOV” throughout the world

maybe this is why Trump wants Canada: - likes the idea of states not having free trade with each - each state has a tariff war - America has civil war - Trump becomes Abe Lincoln

wait, the former Governor of two national banks has a fair bit of money? I need to lie down, i’ve come over all queer.

oh, and this VP being basically denounced by the Pope

@HenryLD_ The day Elon Musk stops trying to make things with stupid acronyms is the day the asteroid the killed the dinosaur’s family arrives

Trudeau has played an absolute blinder by resigning

@teomuchsauce “omg you’re so hot” “Sir, this compliment you have thrust upon me is deeply offensive. Good day to you. I SAY GOOD DAY!”

Oliver Cromwell dreamed of days like this

WE MUST GET TO MARS THIS IS A TOP PRIORITY MR MUSK YOUR DREAM WILL COME TRUE! JIM’LL FIX IT FOR YOU

RT @StephanieJaneG6: Two years. We will never forget. R.I.P. Brianna. 🏳️‍⚧️💔

@Trax597904 @moonjizzle @nikicaga “i’m a capitalist” “oh jesus save the kids! Madam, you are going to jail for a long time” Meanwhile: “i’m a nazi” “aye crack on luv”

RT @monzterstan: this is the one

it was ginger for what felt like 17 minutes

RT @PolitlcsUK: 🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves admits dying her hair ginger last year was a "huge mistake" [@PoliticoEurope]

RT @DiscussingFilm: The Duolingo Owl is fucking dead.

@Crimb1eCrumb1e When i initially saw the change I thought the whole bill would be fucked but tbh this change is probably better

I’ve spent maybe two weeks working on a fictional country’s (kinda like the UK) political system. now i’ve decided I want it be fundamentally different 🥲

@TribalSpaceman @emmerdale hope she’s careful, if any of that glass shattered she’ll be fucked