Anugya Jha
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How much should a customer endure the scams of the food industry by the misuse of language?
This 100% pomegranate juice with no added sugar sounded relishing while we ordered it. But upon turning to its ingredients we were horrored by its cunning wordplay.
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Every 100ml contains ONlY 4% pomegranate concentrate and 12% Apple Concentrate.
The flavour is artificial, the sweetness is artificial, the branding is full of lies, the promises are hollow.
Food industry needs fascist regulations at this point.
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We recently moved to a new home in Vasant Kunj allegedly a “old school” structure from a modern high rise in Noida.
Our neighbour who has known us for a total of 6 minutes graciously extended us a breakfast invitation since we’re yet to figure things out.
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Posting pictures from last weekend, since this weekend ain’t weekending much
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This move has entirely changed how we conduct our lives in a society. Going from having one quick chat with the neighbour in our 2 year stay there to this.
High rise apartments are dystopian and soulless. A carcass of bricks and mortal standing b/w you and humanity.
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@YashikaChugh4
Whoooah. I love idlis but now it has an emotionally metaphorical meaning for me ❤️
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Whenever I’m feeling a little wheezy, weak in in the eyes, bones, and the universe within me; there are these three usual suspects to blame;
Vitamin D
B12
Iron.
This is a PSA for everyone to get these checked and live happily ever after
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My brother and I took it upon ourselves to help our mother finally learn to ride a cycle.
Life’s dealt everyone with cruel eyes, manufactured to see the wrong in what is mostly beautiful.
Here’s to a journey of learning how to be a child to your parents 🩵
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Woke up this Sunday and shouted Sania Mirza three times in front of the mirror (and won the cricket match uwu)
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The post rain glow of our balcony view. Delhi from my window is a dreamland🩵
p.s.i Use this moment to go outside and give your eyes the much needed serenity.
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A lot of people on the internet believe that they're Galileo, where infact they're the church.
#stophateforprofit
#toxicinternet
#ToxicMasculinity
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Meeting this little pup on my evening walk these days has become one of the most cherished rituals of my daily routine.
He has an amputed leg, but still stands tall with utter aspiration and glee to live.
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What? Ain’t I literally the luckiest girl in the modern world or something? How does my man do it ? He plans trips for ‘us’ so ‘I’ get happy. And how so !!
@prastutkumar
you’re my prince 👑
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So I tried this Jamun Popsicle from NOTO for the first time and I’m in love.
1. It amounts to only 40 calories (🤯)
2. It literally had black pepper sandy granules in it+ Jamun= 🤯🥇🥰
3. Best Summer Sin you’ll ever commit
4. Who knew ice cream could be a rather healthy choice
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@Adarsh_B
Tell me about it. And the fascism of Society maintenance and MyGate oligarchy is a whole different world of human rights violations at this point.
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Dating apps are lead generators not match-makers.
They only provide a list of potential partners, but it’s always up to you to qualify and nurture these prospects into real dates.
There is a deep misunderstanding of what “dating apps” are for—mostly because they’re called “dating apps”.
Modern dating apps are an entertainment product: a gallery of people in your area and someone will occasionally like your photos. This is all that needs to happen for the
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Who needs bhang when you can ingest 4 gujias, 6 malpuas, 8 dahi vadas and a lunch with at-least 7 puris in the first 12 hours of the day.
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Love creeps in through all the rough edges, silently, calmly. As it has no ego to satisfy with loud noisy verbose. It’s safe, sensitive but courageous, dependable and made out of a large chunk of perseverance.
It urges us to be worthy of its magic.
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We’ll keep becoming lonelier. This epidemic of being on your own is entirely controlled by socio-economic political philosophies of our times. Which are way beyond the simple cure of community formations
Austerity has limited people’s chances to hang out without spending money.
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Hehe
Wow now look ! Who is distracted by women advocates and why !
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Went to get an ultrasound for PCOS/PCOD diagnosis. The imaging institution compulsorily required me to put down Husband/Partner/Fathers name and address
I am not a free individual in this world. I don’t exist. My story can only be entertained if only there’s a male author to it
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My dearest father, willingly asks to me if he can hold my purse so I can walk freely. As a daughter he’s the perfect man to have by my side.
But I’ve never seen him do this for my mom. I wonder if she was incapable of letting another human love her( I know now is v real) or
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My toxic trait is that I work out for 10 minutes and then Immediately go ahead and treat myself with this godgift mithai 😢
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Since childhood we are taught to ignore sadness, to stuff it down into our satchels and pretend it isn’t there. As adults, we often have to learn to hear the clarity of its call.
This magnificent tree, which fell yet bloomed, reminded me to unlearn those laws of sadness.
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Ran for 30 minutes. Statistics show I could only run for 2 miles. Burnt ONLY 70 calories. That’s literally worth half a cookie.
wtf guys how do yall loose any weight without cutting out all of life’s joys😭
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@prastutkumar
@mrgnalt
Here’s the proof.
@prastutkumar
after a painful leg day, suffering from the worst DOMS, still finds it in him to give my father a 0-1 run down of crypto, perplexing him with the beauty of a technology so beautiful, it revived the soul of an old man ❤️
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The very ingenious bartender poured a portion of the Yamuna river for my intoxication yesterday
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Why does my mind has a mind of its own. And why do the two of them keep conversing, leaving me out.
Like who the to is in charge bro. Who’s driving me here?
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When all is digital, the airport goodbyes remain one of the few humanly grounding moments.
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#NewProfilePic2023
The small city furniture loving wanna be adult Anugyas’ dream come true IKEA visit paid off with sparkly Twitter DP picture.
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After living in Delhi for years and making rounds around Central Delhi every second day, I finally got a chance to visit Bangla Saheb on the auspicious occasion of Guru Purnima.
Only to be reminded why I avoid crowded places as a woman.
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I know I'm not that active on twitter but they didn't have to so miserable put the other apps down to bring me here. 😪
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Thought
#ChatGPT
would teach me tax law one day before exam but it too is at capacity like my brain. All too human 😞🤲
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All generalisations are false, including this one - Donald Rumsfeld .
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No brag but I hold more water in my palm than the whole of Bangalore
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What is the plan?
There is nothing but greed
Nothing but accumulation
There is nothing but death
Capitalism is not a singular thing but a process.
A process of greed refinement
A process borne out of, at least initially, the ruling class’s desire and lust to own everything.
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I resign from my anger and activism.
What this hysteria has done and shall do is no more my concern. I am on my own.
Survival of me is my only responsibility.
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Bhai exam se ek din pehle Reels khatam ho jaati hain par man nhi bharta unko dekhte dekhte.
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Taking care of my plants is how I fool my biological clock which ever since I turned 22 has been practically threatening me to make babies.
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I have been disgusted maybe more than anybody ever in the world. Whut nuts this boop is
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Unbelievable. This guy is probably certifiably nuts. Who says stuff like this?!?!
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Found my dating policy rewritten as a business mantra here😤. “Tolerate only fully formed adults. ”
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Men ☕
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@ganeshunwired
Interesting. I have multiple pair of heels which i now wear sparely. I always have my flats in my bag as a backup too.
If this works it’d be my prayers answered.
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Can’t believe I spent most of my life literally not knowing that money is just a human technology, a language, a culture and not just some papers issued by the authorities ruling you.
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Me; literally minutes after aggressively blaming my bf for all the relationship weight I’ve gained.
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@KaylaAncrum
Yes, the more I look around, the more I understand that life ends at somewhere between 15-25. The rest is a nostalgic survival to grasp a moment or two of the past in some grotesque way.
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I can feel my throat chocking up, my eyes are already red and I my nose can only smell smoke.
One has to be a special kind of idiot to be bursting crackers in Delhi rn.
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I had the reintroduction of solitude in my life. And it’s safe to say, I love hanging out with myself. I discover amazing music, I get back my mojo for thinking contrarian, I find a gratitude for life.
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Or he never tried loving her the way she wanted.
We end up becoming so much like our parents, our behaviours, expectations, tolerance levels are all a matrix multiplication of who our parents are. But south Asian parents rarely give you enough information for self realisation
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Travelling in the Delhi Metro rn.
A smol memoir:
Everybody is buried into their screens, a few lips mumbling what I guess is a prayer.
Suddenly,
A surreal wave of smile ran over the entire coach. Bumrah took a wicket.
Beauty presented itself to me. 💙
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It took me one leap of faith to ask for help.
And the women community I’m connected to gave me the whole world in a second.
Thank God for women, thank for the love they soak themselves in. Thank god for the courage I had today to seek it. 🩷
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I need a friend who absolutely loves feral gossips so my life can become worth living again.
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Somebody asked me if I would go out with them when things become 'capitalist normal', and called it a 'Tentative Date'. I think I've found my soulmate.
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All these business flippers in the world, couldn’t one of them just buy off blackberry phone rights and fix the wrongs and bring it back??
Why did blackberry just have to die with no saviour in sight?
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With every health related story I hear it becomes clearer that the medical infrastructure is stuck somewhere in the Stone Age.
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Unbelievable how he was my first teenage love. Scary how a man who once was sugar spice and everything nice is now just eh an Animal??
seeing the Animal reviews coming out and safe to say, Ranbir Kapoor now has the entire incel fanbase behind him. nothing revives a man’s career better than playing a character that slaps and chokes women on screen.
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The way I feel I owe myself a two hour self care break after one hour of study. God. I am the toxic one.
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This deranged spit of a character Andrew Tate deserves to be executed in public by the method of getting a tapli on his takla by every willing woman.
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That innocent childhood Love is all that was ever real. Whatever happened to the talking all night on call culture :(
Talking your heart all night healed so many of us. Please make being clingy cool again :(
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An important quote that shaped my conscience, courtesy to my mom was " We were made from dust. And dust we shall return". And I don't know much but now seems the right time the world too starts to ponder over it a little more.
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Bhai this girl has kept her fingers crossed for the last 45 minutes.
Idk how she’s doing it but I’m sure this manifestation + tapasya is saving us.
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It’s fascinating how my parents take “hehe👉👈” as a valid argument from me.
Cute-bombing as a sales pitch works wonders.
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I saw 5 Carlos and Leclerc reels and OMg nobody told me F1 was a girl sportttt. A sport designed orchestrated and played entirely for the girl gaze.
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Making my bed first thing after waking up is my initiation process to the “one day at a time” fix me routine.
And kid you not. It works.
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Hindi me hi draft kar dete yaar codes. Ye kya kar Diya😭
So now, “unless” you are intoxicated against your will and perform an illegal action, nothing is an offence if done under wilful intoxication.
Intentional intoxication nullifies offence 🤌
Stellar legal minds 🫡
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ChatGPT is so human. Mashallah 🤲🥺🌸
ChatGPT doesn’t know the difference between a true statement and a false one.
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I honestly hang out on Meesho to feel the vicarious joy of being a cute, happy, satisfied customer.
Wish I could be one.
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@harsh_vardhhan
We’re paying insanely first world prices for a third world experience in India these days.
The hospitality has been painstakingly detoriating. Going to Singapore for a week has become cheaper than visiting Mumbai now.
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These three were having a moment.
As much as I want to believe it was romantic I know they were only planning upon the time to come take a big fat dump in my balcony.
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Y’all should be talking about the surreal blue Delhi skies and the even more unreal <100 AQI in the past few days.
the ‘is-this-the-bangalore-weather-everyone-keeps-talking-about’ people are no better than ‘bangalore-great-bec-weather-best’ people.
you are both two sides of the horseshoe. whether you love it or hate it, both obsessed with our city to the same degree.
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Actual representation of how it feels to be bananas in Delhi rn.
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And guess who keeps the masterclass in rule making? The courts and the legal system at large, propelling similar discriminatory actions day in day out.
As a society we are programmed to hide our dark and dirty secrets and today we think the people who do our hard labour work cannot coexist in a same space as we are. Incase they are caught? Like it’s a crime? Fine of 1000? It’s probably 25% of most of their salary.
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Okay so this philosopher called Diogenes was so based that he was tagged a “dog” for his outrageous lifestyle.
So in order to reply to his critics, he would pee on them, like a dog would.
That ladies and gentlemen is assumed to be the father of cynicism.
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It’s called boosting the economy and NOT overspending the moni I don’t have 😤😭
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