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@Angiepants
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Angie, she/her, WI 608. leftist scum, nascar watcher, beastie boys enthusiast, simpsons encyclopedia, bad pun connoisseur, pitbull evangelist, disability haver.
Joined April 2007
In the Midwest we don't say "happy holidays," we say "warm season's greetings to you all from Menards" and I think that's beautiful.
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I hope the UHC CEO shooter is never identified and goes on to become a hero of American folklore for hundreds of years.
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@azgirl240 I care about the millions of humans affected by United Healthcare's 32% denial rate.
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@fuckyouiquit They chose this for themselves when they decided to buy out every politician in the country to make it impossible to impose any sort of controls or oversight through legislation. 🤷♀️ Tale as old as time.
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@BradleyWhitford I love the disingenuous "r*pe or incest" exemption. Openly admitting that they aren't pro-life, just pro-punishing women who engage in behavior they find personally objectionable.
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@fuckyouiquit I think it's less celebrating a murder than celebrating the realization that everyone else is fully fed up and exasperated about this shit, especially after another round of elections that is about to make shit significantly worse for millions of people. Also we're sick of this:
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@DaleJr Y'all are on the right side of history. Keep going. The more racists who quit watching the better.
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@shaun_vids And like, even if it was all true, in a sane universe the risk to civilians would outweigh anything else anyway.
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@NASCARONFOX @BubbaWallace I didn't think NASCAR could make me cry anymore. This is the future. This is the sport at its absolute best. This is what we all know it can be and what we should all strive for it to be, every day. We'll shake off the racist dead weight and keep moving forward. #IStandWithBubba.
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@NewSouthPhoto @JonahFurman @AOC Yeah dude. We're also cruelly refusing to allow 5 year olds to seek employment. Fucking regulations.
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@Eve6 Oasis gave us a generation of shitty acoustic covers, SOAD gave us a generation learning about prison reform when they were 13.
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@RacismDog I don't think native americans went around shitting their pants in public so who's really uncivilized here.
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David Arquette stealing the show out of absolutely nowhere is kind of fantastic. #RockyHorrorLive.
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@NASCARONFOX how tf is Chase Elliott perpetually the most popular driver when Ryan Blaney exists.
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@JohnVonAwe @pattonoswalt Did you know human beings are actually capable of caring about more than one thing at a time? And that charity isn't going to solve homelessness because it's a deeply entrenched systemic issue?
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This popped up in my FB memories today and I'm just. so honored and privileged to fall into the center of the venn diagram that is this video. @JAdomian @kylekinane
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@BriannaWu Cool, wanna explain why, before Oct 7, 86% of Palestinian children detained by the IOF are beaten while in custody? Why 69% are strip-searched? Why nearly half of them have broken bones or gunshot wounds that go untreated? Why they're deprived of food and water?.
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@MemelingGo @jk_rowling Cancelling people who don't fit her narrow views is literally what she's doing.
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@NASCARONFOX @BubbaWallace Good riddance to Jim Crow relics, on the flagpoles and in the stands.
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@bobpockrass He's right and I'm glad he said it. Trying to stir shit up again after there was no drama with Larson is lazy journalism.
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@elyseexplosion @tombanter Oh this hurts my heart so much. A dear friend of mine absolutely loved the Jackass guys and credited @steveo specifically with saving her life. She died of suicide two years ago. We all just want our friends to be okay.
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@meimeiferu @MsSmartie2u @meganmmenchaca @WSJ There's reports that some of them did just that. They got their kids out and took off.
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@MartySmithESPN You're a good dude. I think that's a question every white person in the country should be asking their black friends, co-workers, etc. Nothing will change unless we ask the hard questions and get uncomfortable. Thank you for being so vocal about this.
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@chrislhayes We're really gonna pretend a bill advocating wholesale regime change in Iraq wasn't introduced by a Republican and didn't sail through a GOP-led congress? At least Schumer is pretending to want an election.
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And the Israelis robbing a grave, rubbing it in the locals' faces, not understanding why they're furious, and then demanding to be immediately evacuated by armed personnel is such a perfect encapsulation of Israel that it's almost hilarious #AftershockNetflix.
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@sunnyjim4 @chrislhayes A professional planned coup would have been executed more competently. This was just the dog catching its tail with completely predictable police complicity.
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@RandyBoeBandy @davidhogg111 You don't get to drive across state lines and then cry about self defense.
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@nytimes I could reply to every NYT story with "human beings were a mistake" and it would be applicable 90+% of the time.
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Just finished Latehomecomer by @kaokaliayang and I was blown away. The history of the Hmong and their relationship with the US is so important and so compelling, and the fact that so many people are still unaware of their existence and their stories (and their food!) is a shame.
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@jaboukie @wackymondo lmao my grocery budget is currently $35/mo I love it when strangers tell me what to do with all of that money and I love it even more when people tell me I'm lying because "no one can survive on that kind of money".
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@EmoNight_BK Over/under on these chuds actually getting the point instead of just trying to save face?.
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@DHSgov Did you know that a government agency that won't allow citizens to film them is probably doing something they know is illegal or immoral? 🤔.
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@maddow Hilarious how quickly the "small government" religious right embraces massive overreach by the federal government.
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@JoshMankiewicz lmao I have a life-threatening disease that gives me severe heat intolerance and makes my electrolytes hard to balance. If I'm too hot for too long I'll die. You can pry my AC from my comfortably cool dead hands.
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@tombanter Congress also needs to refuse to seat the members who, even after all of this, voted in favor of overriding the will of the people. Josh Hawley especially.
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Watched #WildMountainThyme. My love for #JamieDornan has no beginning or end, and he better get some recognition for this role, but lord I could have used a "dead dad" heads up. Glad I wasn't in the theater so I could pause it while I ugly cried.
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@OvermeyerJ23039 @hypercubexl Can you see your mouth on my asshole sucking a big beefy fart out of it?.
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@BradleyWhitford @replouiegohmert I worked the polls in WI processing absentee ballots for 16 hours. I'm personally offended by this bullshit.
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@NASCAR @StenhouseJr @JTGRacing Amazing how y'all have turned your marquee event into a total laughing stock.
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@highnoon0394 Also he couldn't drive it back because the fucking steering column snapped. Race control gets dumber and dumber every week and so does Cory Lajoie.
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@FLGal61 @kenklippenstein I worked at a thrift store for years, we got high-end and name brand clothing and accessories every. fucking. day. Also fur coats a couple times a month.
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@CaraBertoia @DaveAdrift @AssalRad imagine thinking government endorsement gives a news outlet legitimacy.
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Hey y'all, shit's getting dire. If you can spare a few bucks to get us a motel room/boarding I would super appreciate it. I also have PayPal, Venmo and Zelle. Help Zoey Stay with Her Owner
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@secupp Can we stop calling these people heroes too? Not committing a crime isn't heroic, it's the bare minimum expected by society.
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@MatthewSitman You mean the candidate nominated by a party that has won the presidential popular vote exactly once in the last 30 years?.
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@dvorlando @ktlynveglife @mampdx @maybealexislost @TeresaMarieR Wow the Navy will take literally anything with a pulse huh.
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@TomasEndsieg @alicewillhelp @pattonoswalt Why say something so stupid when you could just shut up?.
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@Kenny_Wallace The stock market is meaningless to the tens of millions of people who aren't wealthy. 🙃 Everyone I know is worse off financially than they were five years ago. Suicide rates are through the roof. But those corporations got their tax cuts, so I guess it's cool.
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@nytimes Imagine if they spent all of the money they're going to use to enforce this on. *checks notes* housing?.
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@KohlenSchaufler @shaun_vids lmao as if Palestinians don't also live under constant threat but with the additional stressors of being systematically deprived of food, water, shelter and medicine, not being seen as human beings, and not receiving billions of $$$ in defense money from the US every year
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@jeff_gluck He carried the sport on his back during its most popular years and graciously accepted the leadership/frontman role that was foisted upon him after his dad died. He's a big piece of the NASCAR puzzle and fully deserves the recognition.
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@Eve6 So many people forgetting that MTX had zero Ben Weasels, which makes them better than the band that did have a Ben Weasel.
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My pittie to me as I bear hug her and ugly cry all over her after watching @jonstewart talk about Dipper
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