Andy Cougar!
@AndyCougIsANerd
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28yo Gay as heck Cougar! Medical student with a pocket protector and a dream 😤 Pls no minors Pfp: @BrieflyY33n | Banner: @kandykatoatmilk
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Meet Andy! He's an eccentric, naive, outgoing dork with a heart of gold and briefs of white! He's easily embarrassed and his reaction to teasing is never subtle! He works the business end of a local bakery - a job which gels well with his own baking hobby!
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@TimLakeCheetah
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When your target is bigger, stronger, better at bullying, and just generally more dominant than you are, sneak attacks are the only option! Lucky for me, the way
@dante_rosso
works out makes it pretty darn easy to *pull* off!! ...just don't ask for a sequel...
🎨:
@BrieflyY33N
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Nike really does love her friends and is very protective of them!! But who's gonna protect Andy from her? 😈
And yes, the irony of their relationship is completely lost on her 😌
Lovely commission from the lovely jessie-4UwU on FA ^^
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Don't you hate it when your shark roommate uses your underwear and a hook to swing across the room in an action pose that looks equal parts nerdy and daring? Wait- that's never happened to you?? Jeez, now I'm just embarrassed...
Art by LoverK90!
Shark Week Nike Art Dump-Apalooza!
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This is what happens when you bully a cougar in DMs while he's learning how to draw 😤😤😤
@WarriePup
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Thanks for all the support after my last post, guys!! Honestly, I thought about it and got the idea to remake the first thing I ever drew! I wanted to see how big a difference a few years can make c:
The orca complete with no tail, because continuity matters 😤
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Ok, I can't hold it in anymore! I've been working on a visual novel type of game and it's been a lot of fun!!! There's about... 30 seconds of game rn, but I've got MODERATELY SIZED PLANS
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Something about being around a locker bay with a nerdy friend really turns Rudy from a dorky goofball into a proper bully... Old habits die hard I suppose!! For now, it looks like Andy's big bellied friend is gonna be punching his ticket to wedgie city 🩲
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@NeonTapirGuts
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You may think Nike is still a menace, but she's actually chilled out since her younger years! She certainly wouldn't have lived with a nerd or eaten fancy deli cheeses! However, she definitely would have strung him up for making the worst shark pun ever~
Art by
@NeonTapirGuts
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Sneak peak of a little comic I have planned! I finally drew myself!! And I think this debut captures my tough yet graceful nature 😌
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Good morning, dweebs! who wants a wedgie first *cracks knuckles which hurts real bad, but I'm brave about it*
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I'm really in a moodddd
I wanna feel someone grab me by the elastic of my briefs. Feel them take total control of my underwear and drink in every flustered noise I make as I await the inevitable mind scrambling HEAVE upwards...
..then I wanna say thanks and hide my face some
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Always happy to help a buddy out! The added weight of your pants was making that hanging wedgie all the worse I bet! 😋
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Y'all ever get a solid wedgie and a deep kiss within the same minute? Lemme tell ya, you feel like a different person afterwards 🥴
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If you give me a wedgie, I swear, I WILL say thanks instinctually, and I WILL immediately get more flustered after realizing I thanked someone for bullying me 😤 THAT'S A PROMISE 😤😤😤
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I feel like a wedgie/bully kink is lowkey so nice to have cx
All the gear you need to try it is a pair of undies and not to mention it's lowkey hilarious (which is a plus for the giggle prone like me)!
10/10 would melt at a letterman wearing jock cornering me again 😤💛
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It may not be the season, but that doesn't mean nerds are safe from Nike spreading some Christmas cheer~! Makes you wonder what she does to dweebs in December... Just don't argue about wedgies not really being gifts unless you wanna make the naughty list *shudder*
Art by LoverK90
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TIL you can get a wedgie while wearing a singlet and taunting someone who knows that is a BAD IDEA
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I'm not normally *too* competetive, but some games really get me!! Here I'm playing split screen with a friend and it's LITERALLY like they're not even holding their controller!! But hey, I'm due a win!! Victory is in sight and it feels like I'm about to get what I deserve!! 😤😁
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So many idioms have been CORRUPTED
In over your head? Not the only thing~
Keeping you on your toes? Enjoy dangling by your whities~
Off the hook? You wish I'd let you down, nerd~
Raising a white flag? Right up to your shoulders~
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I just got a surge of new followers omg prepare to be disappointed, new friends :D
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Magical wedgies are cool! But there's something about the deeply personal/intimate nature of someone boldly reaching into your pants, grabbing a private piece of your clothing, and using it to comically assert thier dominance over you that just... YOU CAN'T BEAT IT, OK?
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After spotting a white waistband out in the wild, it's important to play things cool! The best thing to do is confidently introduce yourself, make the nerd blush, ask them to turn around... and then promptly make them regret wearing tightywhities around you ❤️
Art by LoverK90!
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Do y'all ever see non bully kink art and think to yourself... dang that furry boi probably could give a REALLY good wedgie...
PLEASE SOMEONE AGREE
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I got into medical school c:
What a fucking rollercoaster of a year. I can't express how thankful I am for the people who supported me throughout everything and I promise I'm gonna make you all as proud as I possibly can c:
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Been thinking about making a discord server!! It'd be built for bully play community stuff, but I could host weekly party game nights and maybe DM some kink friendly D&D one shots as well!! Does that sounds like something y'all would enjoy/join? c:
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Unfortunately, I have been secretly evil this whole time :/ Apologies to those affected by my commitment to misdeeds and general mischief. Moving forward, I will be giving each of you a personalized mega wedgie. Ty for reading and have a nice day 💛
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You're walking along without a care when suddenly, you feel that familiar burning in your backside! A few shrieks, mischievous laughs, and creaks of strained fabric later and the torment finally ends. You turn to see
@Bunbriefs
winking at you! Hard to stay mad at that face... 💛
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Surely someone will stop pointing and laughing at me and call the fire department soon... right? FOR THE RECORD, I still fail to see what's so funny about a cougar stuck in a tree!!
(EVERYONE GO FOLLOW BIT HE'S VERY NICE AND VERY TALENTED)
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*Sets "Days gone without having my underwear ripped off violently" count back to 0*
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OMG I'M ACTUALLY CLOSE TO THIS NOW AHHHH
I know you dweebs and bullies have been hankering for some yanking! Good news! We’re coming back to
@CellBlockChi
on Saturday September 16th for a night of roughhousing, name calling, bullying, and WEDGIES. Better get those tighty whiteys ready!
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Meet Nike! She's Andy's roommate and close friend! A prime example of opposites attracting, she is the streetwise, confident, obnoxious yin to Andy's yang! Despite being a self-proclaimed bully, she loves her friends, though is a bit rough with how she shows it~
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@NeonTapirGuts
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I don't know how my transgender / non binary friends deal with all the super bad takes that float around :c
Just know that I love you and am super proud of every step you take toward self actualization!!
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I WANNA COMMISSION SOMETHING OF ANDY IN WRESTLING GEAR AND HIM TRYING TO LOOK TOUGH AND INTIMIDATING BUT JUST LOOKING LIKE A DORK IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME
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THIS ONE IS SO GOOD, IM BLUSHING, PANTS DOWN, UNDIES UP, I MEAN DANG WP I LEGIT GOT FLYSTERED SEEING IT
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Man, this might sound dumb, but a big part of why I came back to twitter was because I was worried that no one in our community cared about me at all anymore. It was a real low point... so thanks for disproving that, gang c: Your support has been great in fighting that anxiety 💛
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I usually stick to guys getting their undies yanked, but I had to make an exception when I saw this secretly dweeby adventuring dragoness!! Enjoy some fan art of Spyrah who belongs to !
Magical wedgies have been growing on me 😌
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I'm back! I took something of a hiatus, but I really missed connecting with people in a space like this. So don't be a stranger! This time around I'm gonna be focusing mostly on the dorky furry (ft some kink!!) side of things! Hopefully we can have some fun with this c;
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I wanna get back into drawing! Here I sketched up my bud,
@TheOnlySodo
!! I was looking at a bunch of raccoon furry refs the whole time, but I'm pleased with it ^^
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Whaaaaaat the tighty whities wearing sweater vest enthusiast is a preppy nerd????
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A STRANGER IN FF14 THREATENED TO GIVE ME A SWIRLIE AND IM FUMING BUT IN THE HEART EMOJI WAY
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I don't wanna be a lurker anymore, I'm too FUN and ENERGETIC to contain myself for this long!
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Before I go to bed, here's one more sketch featuring
@dante_rosso
! He's the best boy and friend a cougar could ask for!! Glad I got to spend New Years with him ^^
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THE REF BETTER NOT START THE COUNT UNTIL IM GOOD AND READY- I mean uh... good match CJ!! 🥴
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"Sir, the court will find you in contempt if you continue embedding cat word play in your statements. Are you certain that you understand?"
*me sweating, tears welling in my eyes*
I-I'm...P...pawsative
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Reasons why I should replace Rambley Raccoon if he's evil the whole time:
1. I'm not evil I promise
2. Rambley Andy sounds p cute
3. I like trains too, but for potentially more pure reasons
4. I'm marketable in plush form
5. Could prob reconcile with Lloyd
6. Cougars are sick
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I was about to head to bed, but realized Jojo needed tucked in!! Duty calls. Gotta make sure this dweeb's underwear is stretched over his head for the night.
@NerdyCorgiBoi
might be stuck squirming for a while~
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I'm really close to having lost 50 pounds since I was at my heaviest!! I'm only 5 pounds away from my target weight c:
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Worst part of having this kink is when I had to talk at length about ELASTIC FIBERS in connective tissue STRETCHING with my study group
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I'll make a grumpy grumble sound for any one who says nerdy 😤
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Ok, time for a more fun post!! At 200 followers, I'm planning to give myself an atomic and post a pic or two here to celebrate 😤
Retweet this and I'll attack u (softly)
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To all my antlered friends:
I hope your underwear gets tangled up there extra snug after your next atomic wedgie :D
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The desire to get cornered by a bully and then unexpectedly lurch forward to hug them and whisper "thanks 💛"
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I have so nuch art to post still oml And so much of it involves my sona getting bullied!!
...maybe I really am a nerd...
PSSHH naw! Could you imagine
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Wow atomics are in style today!! So this is what it feels like to be a part of something before it was cool 🥰
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My deep dark secret is that I really like being called a nerd
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I'm just gonna say it!! I'll post some SCANDALOUS pics at 300 followers as per tradition c:
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All I've ever wanted was to be someone's little pogchamp tbh
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I've been thinking on this a lot lately, and I'm pretty confident that I'm gray ace. Despite being into some kink stuff, I just don't really get overtly sexual urges with people unless I have a deep connection with them. Sorry if I don't reciprocate anything beyond bully play!!!
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I need to commission something of Andy getting a noogie and just purring like crazy with zero shame cx
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Just to put it out there, it's been a pretty long while since I've gotten any enjoyment out of getting wedgie dares or giving myself wedgies or anything like that, so any requests or tilde rich demands for that sort of thing are just gonna be ignored...
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I called my mom the other day and mentioned that I broke one of my favorite mugs and she instantly said "oh no, the cat one?" and she was RIGHT, RIP MY LITTLE GYM CAT SAYING "I am soft but I'm trying"
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Tell me something good that happened to you lately!!!
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When canine furries say "Grrrrrrr" it makes me wanna pet them so hard holy moly
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