It may still be summer but it'll be back to school before you know it. Get those tighty whiteys ready because Nerds vs Bullies returns to the wonderful
@cellblockchi
on September 21!
I know you dweebs and bullies have been hankering for some yanking! Good news! We’re coming back to
@CellBlockChi
on Saturday September 16th for a night of roughhousing, name calling, bullying, and WEDGIES. Better get those tighty whiteys ready!
You had a nice life full of promise. You were popular, handsome and muscular. And then one day, a nerd farted on you and everything changed. Soon you were a gassy unfashionable nerd and that was life forever.
#humiliation
#fartfetish
#nerdification
#transformation
At the fetish bar last night and someone tucked my entire cardigan into my briefs and made me spend the rest of my time at the bar like that. The other perverts there picked up on the vibe and noogied me, wedgied me, treated me like a true nerd. Chicago perverts are amazing.
One of the best things about helping to turn
@alfredthenerd
into the complete nerd stereotype that he will be forevermore is reminding him that he will never ever ever have sex (and likely will never even be nude around another man unless they’re bullying him).
It’s Wednesday, the day you’ll soon remember as the day you huffed a nerd’s fart and the entire trajectory of your life changed forever as you became as nerdy and gassy as him in every way.
Thank you to everyone who came out last night! It was an amazing night of roughhousing, hazing, and tighty whiteys. The nerds came out in force this time but it was still too close to decide a winner. Oh well, guess we’ll have to do it again 😈
Live as a nerd. Dress like a nerd. Take up nerdy hobbies. Date another nerd. Redefine queer relationships as two people in thick glasses cumming in their underpants together.
Thanks to everyone who came out to Nerds vs Bullies at
@CellBlockChi
this weekend. It was a close call but due to how many cute guys in suspenders we had, I’m gonna say the nerds won this one. Guess we’ll just have to throw another to give the bullies a shot!
Being a nerd is nothing to be ashamed of. Your embarrassing existence means that jocks and bullies can get their aggression out on you so they can get back to focusing on things that actually matter. You’re providing a crucial service.
After a few days without the cage to deal with some chafing, I’m back in it and it feels so so right. Nerds like me belong in chastity forever. Nerds like YOU belong in chastity forever.
#teamlocked
#chastity
I love when people put “top/bottom if it matters” in their profiles. No babe, it doesn’t matter. I’m about to turn you into a sexless virgin nerd and you’re never going to top or bottom ever again 😇
Don’t you want to dress just like me? The tie? The pocket protector? The high waisted slacks? That’s what I thought. But first, let’s go get your hair cut into a flattop and pick up your thick, clunky glasses from the optometrist. You need to look exactly like me after all.
Me: well I live as a nerd full time. I’ve accomplished so much, kink-wise, and I can just relax and enjoy.
My libido: have you considered getting really into clownification?
Me: HONK!
Follow up: why have sex when you can refocus your libido towards conforming ever deeper nerd stereotypes? Your pleasure should derive from getting wedgied, wearing pocket protectors, and getting laughed at on the street. You don’t need anything sweeter than that!
Wild to think that two years ago, people were intimidated by/attracted to me and my punk attitude attire. Then I gave in to my need to be the biggest nerd I could be. I can’t even remember the last time I didn’t wear a pocket protector. Accept your fate and become a nerd!
The quarterback had been told he needed to get his grades up but he wasn’t sure why the Dean recommended he wear a bow tie. Regardless, by the time he had it tied, it was too late. The magic was already working. His vision worsened and he found himself needing thick glasses.
Thanks to everyone who came out this weekend. As always, I’m stunned by how many people come from so far away to attend this event. When I was a young nerd, I truly thought I was alone in this kink. Now, I’m throwing parties full of fun perverts who love the same things I do.
I know you dweebs and bullies have been hankering for some yanking! Good news! We’re coming back to
@CellBlockChi
on Saturday September 16th for a night of roughhousing, name calling, bullying, and WEDGIES. Better get those tighty whiteys ready!
I’ve gotten to the point where my caged dick looks natural to me. I had to take the cage off to wash this morning and truly it looked bizarre without the cage.
#chastity
#gaychastity
#puteverydickinchastity
Fantasizing about a hot bully bf who wedgies me, spits on my food, makes me do his laundry and controls my finances, but also, ya know, cuddles me from time to time. Bonus if I get noogied during the cuddling part.
The sweetest words in the English language are: “no, I swear I’m not some stereotypical nerd. I’m your boyfriend! I know I look like a foureyed dork but something happened to me! Please let me down from this wedgie and stop farting in my face! Don’t you remember me at all?!”