Andrew Paul Wood🤔😒
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@carlosgzz03
@PopCrave
Hmmm. Who cares about a Bob Mackie dress made specifically for Marilyn Monroe that she wore to sing happy birthday to John F Kennedy in one of the most iconic moments in pop cultural history? More than care about you probably.
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@MileyCyrus
Not convinced giving people seizures without warning is really all that smart as marketing campaigns go.
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@PopCrave
Me looking for the "playing around quite a lot with different colors, different shapes, and stuff"...
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New Zealand needs a word for when you can't tell if your washing is still damp or just really really cold...
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@StevieDwayne
@PopCrave
Assaulting women isn't just a 'mistake' - it's violent assault. And how many times has he made this 'mistake' now? FU
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I fully expect Whittakers sales to go through the roof now. Why pay Nigella big bucks when you can just piss off Cam Slater for instant near-universal approval?
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@licktheclitb
@PopCrave
@TMZ
Dude has a long list of things he's done to women and never answered for. You sound like an enabler.
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@Iearnhistory
@ApocalypseElf
Because one's a professional athlete highly trained on 21st century technology who is probably on all manner of performance enhancement drugs and the other was an amateur who had far less training under more basic conditions.
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@heliarc
@ItsDeltaFawk
@DividedBri
@appuntito160
You know what else discriminates against minority groups? The linguistic imperialism of shoehorning alien phonemes into their mother tongue. That will do it.
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@marvinpcummings
@Variety
Um, it's not a 'white period piece' - it's a fantasy world very loosely based on historical Europe but with magic, dragons, white walkers and can probably cope with the presence rich noble black people. GRRM is the one who decides what's believable in it.
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@TheAtlantic
@ProfEmilyOster
Never take your medical advice from an economist, and kid's aren't naturally protected, they just tend to be asymptomatic and there's nothing stopping them infecting others or developing long term complications
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@dranthonygustin
My favorite part is where you're not very good at photoshop - even if that awful jagged cut and paste wasn't so obvious you're lit much brighter than anything around you.
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Dear
@nzherald
. Gabriel Tostee is not a celebrity. His notoriety comes from being associated with a young woman's tragic death. His every misogynist, narcissistic Facebook brainfart is not in the public interest, nor even particularly titillating click bait. It's just sad. Stop.
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At the moment there is around a 50% chance of another eruption and the air is full of hydrogen sulfide - a compound the British used as a chemical weapon in WW1. STFU you bloviating arse.
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@TheAMShowNZ
's Duncan Garner: Police refusal to recover bodies from White Island must be questioned
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We don't hate them because they're flipping magazines over or support National. We hate them because they're a seething hot mess of bigots, racists and misogynists. Why would anyone defend that?
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I'm no math genius, Tova, but I'm pretty sure that means nearly two thirds of New Zealanders think she's doing it right and you really need to make your pro-National spin less transparent.
More than a third of New Zealanders think Jacinda Ardern is too overseas-focused
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@GuardianBooks
What an absurd thing to say. Cavafy is probably the best-known modern poet writing in Greek in the English-speaking world.
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@guardian
Oh ffs, what did Tchaikovsky ever do to anyone? This is as bad as 'freedom fries'.
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To be fair, the whole
#ResignJacinda
tag thing makes it so much easier to block the nation's fuckwits
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@NBekins
@CultureCrave
@Griiiiiiff
@Telegraph
Just remember to breathe through your nose, try not to gag, and never, never bite Little Elon.
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@AnnaHerrington1
@latimes
Well goddam - I might as well just wipe my ass with the original Constitution then. It's just paper after all...
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What I've learned is getting on the National party list is actually cheaper than buying a house in most parts of Auckland.
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@MattAndersonBBC
Dispute origin-material always that order. "silver French whittling knife" is also acceptable. Depends on emphasis.
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29) Sara Sampaio has nailed the essence of the thing - the bodice and peplum, and skirt are exaggerated enough to be subtle camp. I approve. I am loving all the snatched, sleek hair and statement paint this year. Cute Childlike Empress headpiece thingy LOVE
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I'll tell you where Clarke Gayford is. Living in some of your delusional heads rent free apparently.
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@DuaneTh50062020
@DylanByers
Actually, a moderator's job is to moderate, which means to maintain order, hold debaters to account, and includes fact-checking.
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I'm sick of hearing about the gold f*cking piano - it was made for Queen Victoria and is in the Royal Trust for the nation, not the personal property of the Royal Family.
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Why is it that the people who make nasty comment about Jacinda looking like a horse inevitable themselves look like they were stitched together in the dark from a pile of misshapen pork products?
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33 years ago today, te reo Māori was legally recognised as an official language of Aotearoa New Zealand. That's an important piece of legislature worth celebrating.
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Media: "Facebook is destroying journalism."
Also Media: "Here's Kate Hawkesby's latest brainfart."
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@nytimes
Ironic to be calling anyone a neo-Nazi when they're following Hitler's playbook for Czechoslovakia
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@antonio_diavolo
@JohnBearOT
@Computron200000
@basedgizmo
You seem not to understand what you actually paid for. You paid for entry and a seat while tacitly agreeing to uphold the terms, conditions and standards of the venue.
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I'm just wondering if other Christchurch people are feeling that a lot of the rest of the country really hasn't a clue about what life is like in a state of emergency and what your priorities become?
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@blueberriyum
@PeeDubb2
@TMZ
Oh please. Solange is a quarter of Jay-Z's size. Was his face black and blue? How the hell does your mind work?
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@JimmyHosang
@Subhash_ati9
@piersmorgan
@elonmusk
I'm also pretty sure he has higher global name recognition than Piers Morgan
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I'm a little unclear as to how the Police can apparently illegally raid Nicky Hager with impunity, but not legally Todd Barclay?
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@esquire
What's fun about war, torture, force-choking, blowing up planets, murdered families and narrowly averted incest exactly?
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At a guess, because he's a refugee?
Heather Du Plessis-Allan: Why has Behrouz Boochani been granted refugee status?
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@Lithunium_Snow
They must keep their 4 kids locked in the attic to preserve the pristine whiteness of their furnishings.
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Getting the PM to express an opinion on whether Trump is racist or not is a pointless exercise. He already hates her enough and she's not going to put New Zealanders at even more economic risk for a tiny moral victory. Does not compute.
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Remember every National MP who pushed misinformation about the UN Migration Compact as a wedge issue. Do not let them forget that they stoked this fire.
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A "gag order" is a colloquialism for a specific judicial directive, which is not remotely what the PM did and anyone calling it that just sounds like a moron.
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@GShaneMorris
Frankly if I was your child and assuming I didn't sue for emancipation, I'd be fleeing to the other side of the continent the moment I was 18 and DNC.
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@RealBobHatzes
@mstreiffer
@MillerMatthew20
@tlecaque
@AdamKinzinger
Literally everything you typed is quite unambiguously wrong. The main "Crusades" in the Middle East lasted 200 years, the Muslims weren't invading because they'd already lived there relatively peacefully for 450 years.
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Nothing says New Zealand media like trying to humanise a monster because he played for the Warriors once. Fuck off.
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@MattNippert
How about we have a Bob Jones gratitude day in which Sir Bob shows gratitude for the millions he's made off land effectively stolen from Māori in the first place.
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@colbertlateshow
@CBS
@paramountplus
I'm setting my watch because this whole fiasco is going to end in some horrific tragedy, and we'll know who to blame for giving it oxygen.
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Hun, Jacinda has been in Parliament since 2008. You've only been in since 2014.
With Labour in chaos and with an inexperienced leader, Winston & the Greens will be able to extract major concessions after the election.
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Maybe I am imagining it but I don't recall the media being as ruthless with National in 9 years as they have been with Labour in 2. I really don't think it's just a matter of Labour being clumsier or more corrupt because I'm well aware of some of the things National MPs have done
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@JoshIsaacs90
@FlintDibble
@Graham__Hancock
They're not, for the most part, mysteries. We have perfectly reasonable theories that conform to the actual evidence without having to make up nonsense. Of course, said theories often contradict far right ethnonationalist pseudoscience, but that may be the point.
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Remind me again why an All Black getting his end away is more newsworthy than an NZ MP being questionably detained by Israel's Navy?
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The irony of Chris Bishop launching a no fault eviction policy in Queenstown - where affordable worker accommodation is scarce and they're drowning in Air B&Bs - should be lost on no one.
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I am very much against age restrictions on fellowships, residencies and awards for emerging talent. It's ageist and it particularly biased against women who take time out to have families.
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@mckaylaknows
@PopCrave
"I didn't watch the video and now I'm going to cape for a Kardashian"
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@surgeryontv
@heliarc
@ItsDeltaFawk
@DividedBri
@appuntito160
Oh I know perfectly well, but 500 years later that's the language that defines the collective identity of most of Central, South, and a significant chunk of North America. Unless you're going to learn fluent Náhuatl or something, shhh
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@Denise__Headley
First, all Knauf did was abide by a court order as he is mandated to by law. Second Camilla was a guest, like Clarkson, at an annual lunch hosted by the former head of Fortnum and Mason. A little research goes a long way in avoiding looking foolish.
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@timhatfield87
@Nestle
I think I'd be slightly more impressed if they stopped stealing water from indigenous communities.
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F*cking hell, Judith. Weighing in on the side of neo-nazis is a bridge too far.
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Can we stop trying to pretend David Seymour is cuddly and harmless now?
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@NouriKathy
@latimes
Because it's old, fragile, and encapsulates an important moment of a Hollywood icon in pop-cultural history
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Making Suzy Cato cry is surely the ultimate thing that the Epsom electorate cannot forgive David Seymour for.
#DWTSNZ
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@nytimes
I do not believe for a moment that Archie was in any significant danger and not one story made it to the media.
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It does rather suggest how out of touch with the rest of the country the Auckland-centric media is when the South Island had orange skies most of last week but it's news now.
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If you wouldn't lie to feed your children, you're a shitty parent with shitty priorities
#IamMetiria
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@colbertlateshow
@StephenAtHome
@CBS
@paramountplus
Really thought the show had more integrity than that
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@Bigcoffinhunt
@FlintDibble
@Graham__Hancock
Except for the amazing absence of any apparent evidence...
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I see Rowling has taken down the tweet where she misrepresents Dworkin and posted a picture of an "evil trans bully" that turned out to be one of KJK's own male security guards. Hilarious.
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@beatboxbirdie
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The amusing thing is that you're so dim that you haven't realised this is your team's doing.
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