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If you plan on playing cash games this summer at the wsop, an important tip to remember is to always have a stop loss. For example I never allow myself to lose more than seven thousand dollars in any 2/5 game.
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Husband and wife dealers. They’ve been married 34 years. They seat dealers alphabetically so he’s always following her around. 🥹
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It's been a tough couple of months. Lots of hospital visits for my parents. But today was a good day.
My dad had been on a ventilator since last Saturday. Today they woke him up and took it out. I sat in the ICU with him for 7 hours, occasionally chatting, mostly resting.
Then
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On dinner break of the $600 PLO deepstack with 190k chips, and if I don’t win this tournament I probably won’t burn anything down.
📸
@MundoPokerBr
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I am proud to announce that between myself,
@rampagepoker
, and
@TheBradOwen
, vloggers cashed for a combined $1m+ in the
@WPT
World Championship!! 🥳
(Kindly disregard who contributed what to that amount, ty.)
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Incredibly special and surreal moment for me. I’m linking up with
@WPT
to bring more poker vlogs, streams, and MUGs around the world. The WPT was instrumental in getting me and countless others into poker, and I couldn’t be happier to work together to do more.
We're adding another🌟SUPERSTAR🌟 to our roster! Welcome to the team
@AndrewNeeme
!
The trailblazing vlogger, creator, and poker player joins his long-time friend
@TheBradOwen
and will attend his debut event later this year.
🔗Read more:
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Found one more Christmas present hiding under the tree. 🤗
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Feel incredibly blessed to have shared this brief time on the tables together in December. Rest in peace to the truest legend of the game.
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What were you doing 9 years ago today? I was playing poker at the Hard Rock during the AVN Awards.
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Sad news from the Neeme-Buthelezi camp… My father-in-law passed away over the weekend. Heading to South Africa for the services. That 24 hour journey starts today. 💛
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We were so excited to go on the WPT Voyage that
@TheBradOwen
and I decided to give away one cabin each. Retweet, tag a friend on this tweet, and follow
@WPT
to enter!
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Stone bubbled the 8-seat satty on
@wpt_global
tonight and then took my revenge out on this.
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We put up a brave fight all the way to 6th place for $11.8k. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thanks for the well wishes y’all.
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A bag containing 304,500 chips to use on day 2 of the Monster Stack at 10am.
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According to my feed, the S&P 500 suffered its worst performance since May on fears of the public buying Matusow at 1.5.
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Stepped outside on break and literally caught an old guy from falling over. If I don’t flop a set next level we’ll know karma isn’t real.
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Played a 13 hour poker session last night at
@PokerRoomRWLV
. Did I win money? No. Did I play my best? Not quite. But did I find plenty of learning opportunities to sharpen my game as I delve into them away from the table and increase probability of future success? Also no.
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MASSIVE thanks to everyone who voted in the American Poker Awards. When all the hours put into a project results in true value for the audience (entertainment, info, or whatever the case) it’s an awesome feeling.
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An agreement has been reached.
@TheBradOwen
and I have agreed that Brad will go on
@joerogan
’s podcast if Joe comes to play poker at the
@LodgePokerClub
for a couple hours.
Just need Joe to agree but aside from that it’s a done deal.
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Couple of guys who spent $20,000 to not make it past level 3.
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Cash game protip: Find out who’s busted the main event and DO NOT bluff them.
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I’m not sure why we cut to
@RealKidPoker
and
@RadioAmanda
kissing when I was announced but looks like everyone is happy. 🤗
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Got lasik surgery yesterday!
Cost: $3750
Duration: 15 mins
Procedure discomfort: 7/10
Post-op day discomfort: 5/10
1 day after discomfort: 2/10
1 day after effects: slight halo-ing, very slightly scratchiness in left eye, slightly puffy eyelids
Day after vision: 20/20
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Just a casual Wednesday afternoon among friends in Texas. Nothing to see here.
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We’re in the money. My first time cashing the Main Event!
Feels good to check it off the bucket list.
🙂
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You might’ve heard that
@DougPolkVids
is launching an all natural tanning product. You’d never be able to guess that we’ve been testing it out here at the
@LodgePokerClub
. Highly recommend!
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The poker world is dotted with personalities of all types. At the purest end of that spectrum is a guy who commentated the poker dream across the planet, represented the entirety of our range in ultra professionalism, and was a welcoming face and voice at so many of our starts.
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@RealKidPoker
When are some of the popular vloggers such as
@andrewneeme
,
@TheBradOwen
or
@MasatoYokosawa
going to get an invite to HSP?
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Also hey stop calling it a “manifesto” and start calling it “idiotic ramblings of a fucking moron.”
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Current status: Stuck piles in a game with a guy playing 3 cards face up.
👍🏼
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My time working alongside the World Poker Tour has officially come to an end. An absolute whirlwind 2 years that lived up to the tour's name. It has been an honor to be aligned with the crew that was there when I first started watching poker, all those years back. And it was
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10 years of playing live poker and this is the second time I’ve had quads over quads... and both times no jackpot! 🙈
Check out this sick quads over quads hand from the
@runitupreno
$235 Black Chip Bounty featuring
@andrewneeme
and John Snyder. Too bad there isn't a Bad Beat Jackpot in this tournament. Wow!
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It’s shorter than saying “I respect you and your feelings and hope this wasn’t your last dollar so that you may continue your poker battles and prosper in the future.”
I will never understand why poker players say I'm sorry when they knock a player out or why they give a handshake to the guy they knocked out.
@andrewneeme
#poker
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It’s cool that
@TheBradOwen
’s fan base has grown so much over the past couple years. I’m happy to help answer DM’s from his fans on our MUGs FB page.
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New rule: Vegas regs have to pay $100 splash pot each time they table change. Out of state ID = exempt.
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What were once parking fee machines have now been covered by these lovely signs. 😌
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Seems like far less exposed cards using this dealing method. What’s the downside?
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All these empty seats should be filled with giant targets in both fair and foul territory. Have different companies sponsor them. Whenever a target is hit, that company does a giveaway for the fans.
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Big news to kick off 2022: I’m partnering up with
@LodgePokerClub
alongside
@TheBradOwen
and
@DougPolkVids
!
It’s a new role for me at this point in my career and I’m stoked to put in a lot of time there to help the business & the other guys succeed.
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I am in the money, in a poker tournament. 26 left in the Wynn $1100 but with 14bbs something important will happen shortly!
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How lucky do you have to be to move to a new table and immediately double up the first hand…
…is a question you can ask me.
606,000
$25,000 🔒
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Twitter policies be damned. Suspend my account if you want to. But I know exactly where
@TheBradOwen
will be tonight and when:
The $600 tag team bomb pot tourney, 5:00pm. At
@WynnPoker
.
[Source: I’ll be his teammate.]
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Poker so tough.
Morning airport Uber driver asks me “why the long face?” I could tell him that a tilting
@DGAFPokerPlayer
called my 3b w/ 42hh vs my AQcc and finds 942ccx flop after a 9 exposed preflop, we get it in and he holds for $20k pot.
“Not enough sleep, hehehe… ”
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Got on the board early for the summertime poker festivals. 3rd place last night in the $600 PLO bounty event at the Venetian. More to come? 🤞🏼
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@DougPolkVids
@UpswingPoker
@TheBradOwen
Very cool, Nick is already a great player and with Brad’s coaching his future is super bright.
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Best of luck today to
@TheBradOwen
who will be playing on the official
@WPT
final table of the
@gardenscasino
poker championship.
May all your Jiggities be live and your pots be monsters. 🫡
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Hopped in the
@wpt_global
Sunday satty awarding 8 seats to the WPT Championship.
I currently have 2 packages to give away, & the next one goes to a lucky sub of my YouTube channel!
Subscribe to and reply w/ something that makes you a deserving recipient.
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Things they don't teach you at YouTube school but you learn somewhere along the way, part 789:
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Won a 4th GPI award and drank 2 Skrewball shots, 2 wines, and ~6 pints of beer at the Meet Up Game tonight en route to booking a $93 win.
It’s 3:29am. Ask me anything.
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@Starbucks
Had a tough bvb hand in the last level but putting 780,000 into the bag.
$37,500 🔒
Back at noon. 🫡
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Eric: “…and if she’s cheating then why isn’t she in jail?”
Ivey: “That’s what I always said.”
😮💨
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GIVEAWAY!
My first
@WPT
Voyage was a blast. Will be looking to up my 3rd place finish this time in the Prime, Main Tour, or PLO events.
Here's a way to score a cabin for 2 people worth $4k! Follow the steps on this image by Feb 11th.
Full schedule:
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Been fully out of commission with whatever bug has been going around. Editor also took time off for the holidays (the nerve!). As I slowly return to life, so will the YouTube channel.
Anyways happy holidays!
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For you math nerds... What are the odds of the same flop on a double board bomb pot?
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Millionaire Maker… 🤔
Gonna start a tournament series and name events appropriately.
The $3,000 Bankroll Drainer
The $300 Line Waiter
The $1500 Ocho Photo
The $777 GTD (Great Table Draw)
The $2500 Deeb Donation
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Hilarious.
@CrownUpGuy
: $26.7m in winnings
@RealKidPoker
: $35.9m in winnings
@andrewneeme
: Once won a $120 tourney at Caesars Palace for $2700.🏆
💰🎯 Good luck with the 2018 $100k Hendon Mob Goal this year Andrew
@andrewneeme
. We love your latest vlog!
🎬
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Following tab: Here’s your friend saying good morning!
For You tab: Here’s a video of someone getting murdered in broad daylight that we think you’ll love!
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So dope to see
@depaulo_ryan
&
@rampagepoker
win bracelets. Yes I’m jealous af. But so dope.
What % of bracelet winners have the entire tourney recorded in 1st person & the winning moment captured?
Consider making content, of any type. 40 years from now you’ll be happy you did.
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There is little point in worrying about the future as it's so hard to predict.
For example I never would have predicted I'd be married to someone who would ask me, in 2023, whether Nirvana is still together.
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Was only a matter of time before
@TheBradOwen
’s channel picked up more subs than mine. 🚀
If you like watching live poker hands at stakes you can relate to, you’ll find a ton of ‘em here:
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I tune into the wsop coverage on
@PokerGO
and within 2 minutes hear
@JamieKerstetter
talking about the time she destroyed me with the 23o.
#whenwillitend
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Dual aces
@nickhowardpoker
Busted with AA all in preflop in the main event. Here are some texts from recreational poker friends. Poker is alive and well!!
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Right now I’m out with 3 poker players who have all never heard of 2 Months 2 Million.
?!
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The faces of two guys who will be on TV playing $100/$200. You’ll have to read these faces to figure out if we won or lost.
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May not have found the tough call but take some solace
@DougPolkVids
you got a lot of people sweating you down at the
@LodgePokerClub
!
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What’s the eta for cannabis lounges in Vegas? Asking for a guy in his 40’s who’d love to have a spot to go to after a poker session for a couple drinks that he won’t be feeling in the morning.
@LasVegasLocally
@VitalVegas
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Gonna go play live poker for the first time since March! Guess the exact two cards in the first hand I’m dealt (and for tiebreaker, how much I win or lose today) and win $100.
I’ll post the hand here in a little while.
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