Andrew Dettmer
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Northwestern Law '18/Wabash College ‘15. Talking Manchester City: @cityreportpod (former host of Maine Road Ramble) @IndyCityFutbol : @InterMonon GK
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Hey
@MiguelDelaney
, while im sure you’re getting plenty of abuse right now... I just want to bring up this conversation you and I had about
@ManCity
. Turns out the jurisdiction and time period mattered... care to discuss today on
@MaineRoadRamble
?
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@kdr1897
Hope he enjoys having a lot less money when she takes him the cleaners for that absolutely absurd level of disrespect
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1/5 A lot of United fans love to talk about “where would City be without the 2008 takeover,” but they never seem to want to discuss:
Where would United be without City helping save them from bankruptcy in the 1930s by colluding with them to stop Manchester Central?
THIS is pre-Abu Dhabi Manchester City.
THIS is Manchester City without oil money, without state funding.
Do Rodri, Haaland, De Bruyne or Ederson sign for THIS Manchester City?
Do Aguero, David Silva or Yaya Toure sign for THIS Manchester City?
Does Pep Guardiola join THIS
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@Sean_T_Walsh_
@mrsballs69
@bradiscus
It’s an appropriate response when the answer tells you more about the person responding than it does the video.
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I’m a diehard American City/soccer fan and I could not be more opposed to this concept.
Would you be in favour of Premier League matches being played in the US? 🇺🇸
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@Tyre_94
People don’t get that he’s an elite poster/marketer in a way other people with his viewpoints just aren’t.
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Hey
@SamLee
I think I found Ruben’s pre-match talk for tonight.
Ruben Dias has said perhaps the most Ruben Dias thing ever about losing the 2021 CL final. "As a very wise man once said to me, we didn't lose the final, we just got one step closer."
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City are a finally tuned F1 car. Each piece has to fit the car perfectly and not upset the balance to ensure it continues to perform at elite levels.
Some of you wanting them to be United and shoving the biggest sub-woofer and flashiest under-body LEDs makes no sense to me.
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5/5 I know our attention spans our shortening, no one wants to read history, and critical thinking skills seem to be lacking everywhere these days; but history didn’t start in 1992, it started for both clubs in the 1800s. And the story of both, like all clubs, is complex.
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2/5 Or where would United be if City hadn’t allowed them to use, at a massive loss to themselves, Maine Road after the Manchester Blitz rendered Old Trafford unusable from 1945 to 1949? And again when Old Trafford didn’t meet the requirements for UEFA competition in the 50s.
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@dhaaruni
@SwannMarcus89
Except that’s not what he’s saying. Hes saying people confuse “fashion” for “what I find attractive.” The guy in that photo would look good in 90% of outfits because he’s in shape. That doesn’t mean he’s stylish.
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Next time I hear a 64 year old from Bury bitching about “tourists” getting tickets, im showing them this video and daring them to say these true blue supporters are “tourists.”
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@WVPitt
@snootacamund
I didn’t accuse you of that. But the fact that you’re proud of your traitor heritage is the real issue.
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3/5 Or maybe we could discuss where United would be without the critical financial support City provided in the wake of the Munich Disaster, including organizing a collection at the next home match for the disaster fund?
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Liverpool fans consoling Arsenal fans as they experience what it’s like to be in a title race against City.
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@el_mansfield
My stance: Nunez absolutely could finish that goal. He could also miss in comical fashion, as could Scamacca, and as could most strikers.
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4/5 Or perhaps we could discuss where United would be without the “interesting” financial support provided by owner and chairman Louis Edwards, derived from selling rotting meat to the poorest parts of Manchester on a government contract.
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Congratulations to
@ChelseaFC
who tomorrow get to provide the Premier League with the largest and most expensive guard of honor of all time!
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Picture this: you’re a 16 year old girl in rural Indiana in 1992. After a high school party, where your ability to consent to sex was questionable at best, you find yourself pregnant. You’re barely 16, you haven’t even finished high school, you live with your parents. 1/25
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@AbdxlA
@EiFSoccer
It in no way would be “entertaining” to see stars way past their prime get shredded in the UCL.
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I just can’t handle City fans upset that we didn’t sign a guy who’s as problematic and un-City like as CR7. Be glad that stain of a human being isn’t wearing the club’s crest.
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@NA1907_
Tebas is terrified because his entire strategy and business model involves Real Madrid and Barcelona being able to out spend anyone for superstars.
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@ajewishbrat
Quite the attempted recovery, but he should have quit while he was miles behind
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@rachelvarina
@emilyeclow
@kickassmasterm
1. Shame someone for wearing a bikini (which is a whole different issue).
2. Get called out on it.
3. Delete the pictures.
Whoever the hell is running your hr/legal work over there needs to have a serious conversation with your entire staff
@kickassmasterm
.
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@vulturecorso
@worsematt
@thebestestpie
So you mean the businesses responded to the public perception of being associated with Elon and people like you?
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The Athletic is already crafting the article about how this is City and Newcastle’s fault.
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@RafaelH117
1. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch if it did;
2. Didn’t realize poison made you play like your actual age 🤷🏻♂️
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@benwritesthings
The problem with your critique is that it’s not a “fact” that Pete and Chasten made their kids into props. That’s why the article was vile and why there’s been a reaction to it.
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@emilyeclow
@rachelvarina
@Hacey18
Sounds like you’re really good at social media... have you ever considered applying to be a marketing manager?
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Missed this during the match, but Jack Grealish giving his kit to a young Fulham fan wearing a hidden disabilities lanyard is just further evidence that he’s as top class off the pitch as he is on it.
A lucky fan was given Jack Grealish's shirt after Man City beat Fulham 🤩
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If they want to claim that United’s lawyers made a material misrepresentation or misstatement in the SEC, there are multiple avenues for them to produce evidence supporting their claims. If they don’t, no one should listen to them.
🚨 Breaking: Sheikh Jassim's bid team are now seeking a "corrective statement" from
#MUFC
's SEC Filing.
🗣️ Source close to Jassim's bid team: "The filing - which is made by MU Plc unilaterally without consulting or having to verify with other parties - refrains from disclosing
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Everyone thinking City’s packed end of the season is a hinderance is forgetting they have an absolute psychopath of a manager who will have them ready to die on pitch rather than give up.
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.
@StevenMcinerney
to
@ncustisTheSun
on this, Phil Foden’s 100th city appearance at the age of 20:
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Imagine being upset that your team narrowly lost on penalties in the QF of a knockout competition, when you’re sitting atop the league table, could still win two trophies, and doing all of that in a transition year after just winning the Treble?
Perspective.
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@mikkelottesen
@SamLee
@MooreFunk
@9320pod
@AVFCOfficial
Your lawyer friend would probably appreciate you keeping him out of your insecurities.
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@BellanMelissa
A new magistrate judge was so nervous during her first sentencing hearing, I watched her say she was going to sentence the defendant to 10 years instead of 10 months. She immediately realized what she said when everyone gasped, but I felt so bad for her and the defendant.
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Hey
@WRBolen
and
@BarrettDudley
don’t let the haters tell you otherwise. Our boy Ghost is still with us.
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1. Kalvin Phillips made a huge jump in quality of team and is behind a top 3 DM in the world, and had a massive injury lay-off due to delayed shoulder surgery. He’s not “rotting.”
2. Arsenal blew €80m on Pepe and €53m on Lacazette, so please tell me more about wasted $€£ 1/3
@AndrewDettmer
@officialmcfc247
@cityreportpod
Yea but non oil money clubs like Ars can’t splash 50m on a player like phillips just to rot on the bench. Like ur team does- nor can we let 100m+ worth of full backs (cancelo and mendy) just slip away. We’re having to make do with players from the wenger era.
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@mrkesuke
@sam_kenney
Considering that the only player City has sold in the past decade that they didn’t want to was Sane, of course United has had higher sales figures. Our stars don’t leave.
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@RadioFreeTom
As an adopted kid, thanks for this
@RadioFreeTom
. Blood has absolutely nothing to do with parenthood.
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I made a motion, she didn’t object.
Couldn’t be happier to take on life with this amazing woman at my side.
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@JDNalton
@natepentz
Always blows my mind that leagues/channels don’t want anyone/everyone to see their best clips
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@unhealthytruth
@Rakpenguin63
@SammiePressdee
He suddenly realized he couldn’t hide forever behind his money and power, so he started building an army of fans he programmed to believe any allegations against him were an “attack by the system” and not him finally dealing with the consequences of his criminal behavior.
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Just wanted to let everyone know that Juan Lillo was in my grocery store just now. When he saw my Manchester City pull over he told me:
1) we’re signing Haaland, Messi, Alaba, and Oblak.
2) Pep Guardiola is getting hair transplant surgery.
3) the moon landing was fake.
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@oeste
Would love to hear Carvajal come out and say the nicknames he and the other white guys had for their friends of different skin colors growing up. Because I think that would tell us all we need to know about why he feels this way (he’s part of the problem).
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So I typically just post about soccer, but in my day job I actually get to do some really cool work helping people who often have nowhere else to turn. Recently I was honored to find out that I was selected to be a recipient of my firm’s 2021 Pro Bono Service Award.
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A live look as Arsenal and the Premier League realize what they’ve done by firing up Pep Guardiola.
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One thing that hasn’t been discussed enough in the news about
@IndyMayorJoe
’s backstabbing move yesterday is that it also puts at risk
@IndyEleven
’s USL Women’s Super League team for 2025. Guess he wanted to one up a certain reporter in disrespecting our women’s teams.
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Criminal charges?
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I’ve hated every photo I’ve ever had taken but thanks to our wedding photographer, our engagement shoot was pretty solid if I do say so myself.
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@DCheverere
We all know Uncle
@dcarterruff
was texting him these jokes on the phone he bought the homie.
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@ViewsOfABlue
As much as I love the carabao, if there was one season to drop our early, it was this one.
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@itsneus
What are the differences?
One is a positive feel good story about a minority athlete at an upstart club.
The other is a story of violence and corruption committed by a white athlete from a “legacy” club that the media mainly come from....
🤔
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Only going to say this once: if you’re a fan of
@ManCity
and you took time out of today’s celebrations to insult other Blues who put a lot of time and effort into growing the club and the fandom because you’re jealous they are getting opportunities “your people” aren’t, GTFOH.
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@TheCalcioGuy
@thegoalkeeper
Ban all of their fans from home and away matches for 5 games and find the clubs 500k. Clubs will start correcting and stopping this behavior when they don’t have any support at matches and are hemorrhaging money
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He didn’t sign for the money, he signed because Pep Guardiola and his blue boys are the finest team on the planet and that’s what he cares about.
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@ASFleischman
@DougtheLawyer
I mean, it did have the bad effect of alerting everyone and their cousin to the judge committing a serious ethical violation and causing a mistrial
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@ManagerTactical
@USMNTTAKES
That’s a pep Guardiola compliment through and through. Also as someone who was at the match Ream and Jedi were immense against a city side that were prepared to go to hell and back to win that match.
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@Jon_withthewind
@AdamCrafton_
Ah so your point is based on information that you can’t prove? Got it.
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@SamBrow74823937
City were never found guilty of any financial doping charges. One settlement and one CAS verdict throwing out any UEFA findings except non-cooperation.
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Said it on the pod, and I’ll say it again, entirely unbothered by a result in a match that doesn’t affect anything for the rest of the season. On to Dortmund.
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@liam_twomey
I didn’t realize impossible meant, “I’m too scared of the tabloids to call them out on their racist agenda.” Weird.
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TLDR: I’m a kid who could have easily been aborted, is thankful every day that he wasn’t, thinks he’s made a positive impact on the world, BUT I’m still pro-choice and anyone seeking to restrict access to abortions is actively harming the future child and their mothers. 25/25
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@lgbtqfc
Birth controls are on the market with a one in a thousand chance of causing blood clotting and we’re pausing vaccines for a one in a million chance when the result of not getting vaccinated are much higher odds of serious complications? Come on.
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@cityreportpod
Absolutely and unequivocally no. Give me Jack Harrison for £25m this summer over someone who should be playing bridge and dominoes at the retirement home already.
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This tweet actually says far more about how unimpressive the Invincibles season actually was, when 10 (and likely soon to be 11) of the winners of the EPL will have eclipsed their points total; than it does about City or Arsenal this season.
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Here’s the real issue with this opinion… what the fuck does
@markgoldbridge
think the word “integrity” means?
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@madvillain666
@AmosMurphy_
1. There’s one top class striker on the market and the board has no control if he chooses City.
2. We need a backup DM, not a replacement for prime Fernandinho. There are plenty of options.
3. Zinks has been a left back for 3 seasons now. Cancelo is the best lb in the league.
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@StevenMcinerney
@ya24hya
Also Rodri has:
3 PL
2 League Cups
1 FA Cup
1 UCL
2 Super Cups (1 with Athleti)
1 Community Shield
1 UEFA Nations League
at 27 years old. It’s entirely possible that he vastly exceeds Casemiro’s trophy by the time he retires my brother 😂
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@slbsn
Particularly egregious considering we apparently bribed Oliver to not give us a stonewall penalty but to give us a goal that arsenal fans believe was offside merely because they dont understand how viewpoint perspective works 🤷🏻♂️
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@YourMCFC
Group 1: a classic night of pint golf.
Group 2: classy night of wine and cheese.
Group 3: golf course day drinking.
Group 4: the clubs aren’t ready for this shit.
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@HenryBushnell
By your logic, why should Arsenal or Liverpool have a shot when they did worse than City did with the same schedule/slate of opponents?
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Damn
@SamLee
out here putting my thoughts into better words than I ever could.
Anyone claiming Pep Guardiola has some glaring weakness ignores the fact that he’s in a league of his own when it comes to managers. No one has ever done, or likely will do what he has done again.
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@ziplamak
Given she blocked me, a person she’d never interacted with before, for asking her to name her teammates on the 2019 roster she was better than, since she claimed it was clear she should have started every match, this isn’t surprising.
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@imnotnorse
@_The72
Playing for a team that barely avoids relegation and has no shot at an EPL/UCL versus playing for a team that competes on all four fronts… that’s not the same thing.
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@Certifi3dGunner
@umirf1
@elfayz_
Lewandowski beat Haaland with better players around him and at the end of the peak of his career compared to Haaland still being a pre-peak player. Lewandowski doesn’t do anywhere close to what EH is doing with city at this point in his career.
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@eyezcreems
@PapaLakePardo
@Elroydb
I can give you countless examples of that not being true. There’s tons of communities across the US that have been completely revitalized by welcoming in refugees and immigrants.
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TLDR: Luis Enrique is CTID 😂
Luis Enrique would like to manage in the Premier League, but he can't see himself doing so anytime soon...
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@MaineRoadRamble
I would like to bring this absurd level of coincidence to the attention of:
@SamLee
,
@oilysailor
,
@StatCity
, and
@DavidMooney
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Exclusive live footage of this tweet happening
@9320pod
@SamLee
@MooreFunk
@9320pod
Did you ask
@AVFCOfficial
for commercial permission to use JG’s face in a ManC shirt? Asking for a lawyer friend.
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