Melissa J. Bellan
@BellanMelissa
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Adventures in Weird Texas. Sarcasm is my first language. Books, sportball, nerdy stuff, trashy tv, and the law. Oxford comma fan.
Dallas, TX
Joined June 2013
Last night I watched Children of the Corn and ate a wheel of brie. What excellent selfcare choices should I make tonight? 🤔
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@Roshk1 Who knows in this day and age. But you know it won’t matter to him whether it’s real if he thinks people believe it.
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How do so many people not understand there are lists a mile long of requirements to be eligible for an organ transplant?
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RT @lynziekate: PSA: girls don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day, they want Luka Dončić back
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My only question is why would they CHOOSE Florida? 😂
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Bring my man home!
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RT @dog_rates: This is Blackjack. He was throwing a bit of a puppy tantrum. But just like a toddler, he immediately calmed down when his fa…
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There are so many bad legal takes being posted on here. About a quarter are from people who know better and three quarters are from people who just don’t understand how anything works.
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Judge orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore deleted web pages with health information - CBS News
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REPORTER: Are you policing yourself for conflicts of interest? What are the checks and balances? MUSK: We post our actions to the DOGE handle on X
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A first for me in today’s trial. THREE double strikes. Great minds truly do think alike.
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@roberthendricks @elonmusk It’s more about the method and the WHO. First, all this information and budgeting has been public all along. There are “revealing” nothing. Second, Elon is a major problem. Third. if you’re actually trying to analyze and trim waste, you hire forensic accountants, not coders.
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